#of course its honey

[gravity-rainbow]

Pooh took a large lick. “Yes,” he said. “It is honey. And honey, I should say, right down to the bottom of the jar. Unless, of course, somebody put cheese in at the bottom for a joke. Perhaps I’d better go a LITTLE further… just in case Heffalumps don’t like cheese.” ~A.A.Milne

[thegreatyin]

this nemesis ambition started out a little slow but I am getting closer to finding that bastard who killed my wife, and I’ll not rest a minute now that im far closer to on his trail

sorry got in character for a second

Anyways fun ambition so far very fucked up though

congratulations on joining the murder club anon!!!! depending on who you ask the name refers to either people who have murdered or people who have witnessed murder. usually both. actually extremely often both. it's a swell time you'll feel right at home (don't mind our collective skyglass knife collection in the back)

[happistar]

"Father said that this world isn't for me // I tried to pray for a new reality"

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HELLO I just had to draw @zalliafawn's guys over at @pitiful-sermon-ask and @pitiful-host!! LOVE whatever the hell is going on with those two. <3

[chronologically-challenged]

The utter devastation of Loop confirming they no longer belong in this world with their family VS me bapping Loop upside the head for Not Giving The Family More Than Five Minutes To Try To Recognize Them

[spielzeugkaiser]

Is milek an alpha, beta, or omega in this universe? also sorry if this has already been asked but does he get anything special from being half witcher or is it just cats hate him now

Ohhh, good question! That might be a topic later, because Milek has not presented yet (I go with typical omegaverse there, but kind of. Slower? Basically like another puberty added on). His secondary gender is still at question, and...

He's very conflicted. He feels guilty. He worries about Jaskier feeling rejected, or like he is somehow lesser, but... Milek doesn't want to be an omega, if he's completely honest. He has seen how is father is treated, what was expected of him at times - and he knows it's all bullshit, his father is kind and strong, intelligent and independent! But still, he's a little bit scared, and Jaskier should be here for this, and he feels really bad for feeling like this.

The witcher genes haven't helped Milek that much so far! He mostly got a fucked up immune system, his body doesn't react well to the mutations.

[stabyou]

the way i need genuine intense psychological rewiring just so i can talk to people in a normal setting is just crazy to me. i would ask what happened to me but i have always been this way, it just keeps getting worse and worse

[vitaminctablet]

"ooooo the great gatsby musical is a de-saturated disney-ified version of the book!!!! its such a bad adaptation and completely misses the point!!!!"

oh yeah?!?!?!(!?! the book SUCKED anyway. critique of 1920s moral decay my ASS. fitzgerald did NOT cook.

[surpriserose]

Video essayists need to get meaner i cant fucking take it how do you release an almost 3 hour video on the transphobia in south park and then comment ummmm its okay if you still like it though and "learned important lessons" from south park??????????? Fucking south park????????????

[glubgodhead]

day 4 of inktale tober! Honey I'll probably make an alternate version for this

according to all laws of aviation-

Ink sans belongs to @comyet

[little-honeypie]

The possum screaming outside my window:

Me just tryina settle down for bed:

[honeycomb-butch]

learned something fucked up about bees recently.

so in honey bees, the entire purpose of drones to a hive is to mate with a queen from another hive and immediately die afterwards. however, sometimes a queen bee will lay a sterile drone (called a diploid drone), which rarely survive to adulthood as they are usually eaten by worker bees as larva.

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now the fucked up part that i just learned is that one of the hypotheses for how workers detect that a larva is a diploid drone is that the larva would produce a cannibalism pheromone, literally telling its sisters that they should kill and eat it.

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[flowerflamestars]

Course Correct snippet

Tie yanked off his neck, folded careful enough to hide in an inner pocket without making a bump, Eris unbuttoned his collar and met her eyes in the mirror.   “Cunts across the water here yet?”   Nesta just lifted the glass of fruity, terrible wine to her lips. White for a garden party, Morrigan had purred, insisted, when Nesta tried to dodge. A perfumed headache in a glass.   Eris ran a hand through his already perfect hair, tousling the deep red. “We playing beard, Archeron?”   “No.” A slink across the room, a mean face that made Nesta despite herself, breathe. “Feyre wants a balanced table.”   “She learn that from Downton Abbey?”

“Be nice.”   He slipped the wine glass out of her hand instead, waving it beneath his nose with a moue of distaste. “Christ. Why do rich people spend so much money on fucking trash?”   “Taste?” Nesta offered, leaning back into the coolness of the wall. Marble, in place in exactly one location of this echoing, empty house: pretty, skylight studded bathrooms. Bone white nightmares, but at least they weren’t pretending to be comfortable or cozy.   Without bothering to check if she actually meant to drink it- he knew better- Eris poured what was probably an obscene value of white into the grey moss of a planter. Careless of  anemic looking ferns, lush orchids blooming colorlessly upward. Flipped the glass in his hand to dangle by the stem, hip propped against the slab that made the sink.   “How bad?”   Nesta shrugged. “She’s been tablescapping for two days. Freesia and bowls of oranges everywhere. Three cakes. Three different bakeries.”   Eris shook his head. “They’re going to eat her alive.”   A rainbow romper, flowers in her hair. Feyre was overflowing with enthusiasm. Brightness. Just because Rhys was following her around like an ink-dipped puppy didn’t mean the Lord Devlin was going to be equally charmed.   “What do you know?”   His thin mouth tipped, ever-present sharp expression rendered scathing. “Bunch of posh fucks who held onto their ancestral wealth and think they’re special for centuries of inbreeding. What do you know, Archeron?”   Nesta rolled her eyes. Smiled, unwilling. Pressed her shoulders to grounding stone one last time before straightening. “That you have an in with Nox.”   “Right, because I’d be working for my father’s firm if I had an in with”-   “Eris.”   He sighed. Crossed his arms. Light-catching brown eyes and unreal hair, he looked about as out of place as Nesta already felt, buried under this whole pale mausoleum.   “They don’t like Rhys.” A shrug, one thin shoulder rising. “Typical fucking racism. But they like money. That’s all I’ve got, unless you’d like to hear about the quality of cock Rhysand’s lawyer is walking around with.”

[roaringroa]

just watched the brazilian production of matilda the musical and to the surprise of no one i cried. to the surprise of some, 4 times.

[skitskatdacat63]

Don’t feel like coloring this but wifey as 007 :D

[sampilled]

had a dream that me and sam went out to get green goddess salads and strawberry blueberry smoothies. waking up to my sick little life was an unwelcome shock

[textingtroublesanswers]

*Tala can't stop her own hand from smacking her face, giggling*

Saving grace... as in the grace of god, Mikhail... Not that you're named grace. Language stuff, I know.

*Looking to Jeremy* Any of your nieces or nephews ever picky eaters? Did you ever have a trick to getting them to eat when they didn't want to? I'm not too much help in this field, cats are pretty easy when it comes to food.

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"Usually," Jeremy says around a mouthful of pancakes, "Ma would get us to eat what we wanted. We didn't like what we had for dinner? Alright, then we had to make ourselves something we did like."

"She hasn't even tried it! How is she supposed to know if she likes it or not!"

Mikhail picks up the spoon again, spoons up some baby food, puts a little bit of honey on it, & holds it out for Maria to try. Surprisingly enough, she eats it.

"Mikhail!"

"What? She ated it."

"That's pure sugar, you should not be giving a 7th month old so much sugar!"

"But she ated it, which is good thing!"