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nicnacsnonsense · 1 year ago

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Okay, let's do the OFMD Hook AU.

We're going to start in the back story/prologue era. Stede is the Pan, the leader of the Lost Kids and sworn enemy of Captain Blackbeard and his gang of pirates. Stede and Ed are also best friends (with mutual secret crushes obv) because the whole thing is just a game. The Lost Kids and the pirates are all just kids (the LKs tend to be younger and the pirates tend to be more in their teens, but it's not a rule and people switch sides all the time). Neverland is a semi-sentient island that runs on sympathetic magic and is a safe place for kids who need it. Any kid who does tends to find themselves there one way or another and when they don't need the island anymore, they find their way back.

Stede is out flying in London, following the magic pull to some kids who need Neverland, and gets hit by a car. When Stede wakes up in the hospital, he has amnesia. He gets adopted by Sarah & Edward Bonnet and shortly thereafter, the family moves to Aotearoa and Stede grows up.

Meanwhile, Lucius the pixie was with Stede when the car accident happened, but they got separated and when Lucius wasn't able to find him again and Stede never showed up back in Neverland, most people assumed that he died. Grief sweeps over Neverland as storms roll in.

Ed is inconsolable. When he can't take it anymore, he leaps from the ship and dives deep down into the ocean where he transforms into the might Kraken. He surfaces again out on the horizon, where he can scream his grief at the raging storm and smash the surface of the sea. Where he can roll with the waves and roar with the thunder.

Days pass. Finally the storms quiet and Ed emerges human again from the surf, utterly spent and looking a few years older. Washed up on the beach next to where he had surfaced, he sees a man. A young man, but a man nonetheless. His name is Israel Hands.

(Stay with me on the Ed is the Kraken thing here. I promise we are not going in a Ed is a rage monster direction.)

In the present day, Stede, Mary, and their kids are flying back to London to visit Stede's grandmother. Things are tense as the night before they left, Stede walked in on Mary cheating on him with her painting instructor. They've agreed to try to keep things normal for the kids for this one last trip, but they are starting divorce proceedings the minute they get back home.

That afternoon Stede walks out to the place where he got hit by the car and just stares at nothing for awhile. There's something missing, there has been ever since he could remember, and if he could just find it again... He sighs and heads back to the house.

That night he is restless again. He gets up out of the bed and goes for a walk to clear his head. The walk ends up lasting all night, him returning just as the sun is starting to rise. He goes to check on the kids and finds them gone. In their place is a banged up pixie and a letter signed Captain Blackbeard.

You see, Lucius never gave up on finding Stede. He often returned to the place where they got separated and yesterday afternoon, finally, Stede was there! Lucius hurried back to Neverland to tell everyone, but he got accosted by Izzy Hands on the way there and was forced to a) tell him what Lucius had seen and b) take Izzy to London & Stede's grandmother's house so Izzy could kidnap Stede's kids for Blackbeard. Now Stede has to come to Neverland to save his kids.

When he gets there it is a very different Neverland than the one that he left (not that he remembers that yet). For one, the island has completely locked itself down, and the only way to get in or out now is via pixie dust. The shape of the island has changed too; the cliffs are a little steeper, the jungles are a little deeper, and the riptide a little stronger. But most importantly their fun game of pretend battles isn't a game anymore. The pirates are all grown adults (and the Lost Kids all teenagers) and their enmity is very real now, all at the behest of Captain Blackbeard.

Or at least, nominally at the behest of Captain Blackbeard. The truth is they hardly ever see him anymore. Sometimes at night, they see him lurking up on deck like a shadow, but he never says a word, and otherwise never leaves his cabin. All his orders come through Izzy now.

What we eventually find out is Izzy saw the Kraken in the storm all those years ago. And what's more, he saw the Kraken turn back into Ed. And so all of this has been Izzy trying to push Ed into rage and violence so he will unleash the Kraken yet again, Izzy is convinced if he can be the one to force Ed to make the change, then he will be able to control the beast and thus have power beyond his imagining.

It seemed to be working at first. Ed got more violent and older and harder as Izzy pushed for the battles to be more and more real. But after awhile it stopped. Ed started growing listless and despondent. Izzy eventually decided the problem was Ed's remaining attachment to his old friend Stede. So when he found out that Stede was still alive he hatched a plan to get Stede to come to the island hating Ed, thinking if he could get the two of them to fight, maybe that could be the thing to push Ed over the edge.

What Izzy didn't count on is that Ed actually does leave his cabin during the day sometimes, going for sad wanders alone around the island. Meanwhile, Stede who is feeling quite overwhelmed at all these things he's being told about himself and doesn't remember and who just wants to get his kids back, has gone storming off to try to find them himself. He encounters Ed in the woods, and it never even occurs to him for a second that this very nice man could be the fearsome Blackbeard who took his children. Ed of course thinks Stede is dead, so it does not occur to him that this random man could be him. They have a short but pleasant conversation which ends when Ed hears the Lost Kids coming, calling for Stede, by name specifically, at which point Ed runs off going, "what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck."

When Ed gets back to the ship and confronts Izzy about kidnapping this guys kids -- something that until this point Ed hadn't even realized happened, much less ordered -- Izzy is able to spin some bullshit story about them being captured rather than kidnapped spies and covert missions and whatnot. Ed is so disequilibriated by the encounter with the man he is now convincing himself was definitely called Steve, not Stede, that he doesn't question it too much. He does not mention the encounter to Izzy.

Stede gets his memories back, and realizes the man he met in the woods was Blackbeard was his best friend Ed He is convinced that Ed couldn't possibly be the one behind all this and as they go into the final battle, he tells the Lost Kids that, after rescuing Stede's kids, their primary target should be Izzy as the real instigator and problem.

The Lost Kids attack the ship (mini Bonnets are tied to the mast) and then Stede swoops in as a surprise attack. As soon as Ed sees him, he drops his weapon, like oh my god, Stede it is you, you're alive. Stede is overjoyed to be proven right and flies down to reunite with Ed for real, probably give him the biggest hug.

Unfortunately Izzy sees this happening and is like, hell no, time for plan C. And just before Stede reaches Ed, Izzy stabs him in the gut. And as Stede hits the deck and staggers, Izzy kicks him over the railing into the ocean.

Ed screams, an earsplitting, unearthly sound. He jumps overboard after Stede and moments later the boat is nearly capsized by the emergence of the Kraken. But the Kraken whips out his tentacles and grabs tight hold of the ship as he pulls nearly half the bulk of his body up on deck. Then he starts wreaking havoc. His tentacles snap and crack as he attacks. People run screaming as he picks the up and tosses them overboard. He grabs hold of Alma and Louis and fucking eats them. And all the while Izzy is laughing maniacally.

And then Lucius gets right up in front of one of the Kraken's huge eyes and and yells at him, "ED! You need to back up so Roach can get to Stede and treat him!"

For a moment everything goes silent. Then Ed shifts himself backward to reveal hidden underneath him are an unconscious Stede as well as a frightened but perfectly safe Alma and Louis. He didn't eat them, he was protecting them while he got to work. Because it turns out all that random destruction wasn't so random. He was specifically going after the cannons, the gunpowder, the extra weapons stores, etc. All the people he threw in the water are totally fine, and he is now gently picking them up and placing them back on deck, provided they drop their weapons in the ocean first. Even him wrapping his tentacles around the boat wasn't an attack; he was literally just trying to keep it from capsizing -- an average size human man suddenly transforming into a giant sea monster displaces a lot of water and he had been a little too keyed up to remember to get far enough away first.

Izzy is enraged. Blackbeard is the Kraken! He is a monster! He is a force of death and destruction! He is--

Wow, Iggy, Stede interrupts, pausing to cough up some sea water. You don't understand the Kraken at all, do you? And Stede places his hand on Ed's beak and thanks him for protecting him and tells him he's okay now.

Suddenly, Ed is a man once again, kneeling beside Stede and sobbing. He can't loose Stede again, he just can't. Stede promises that he won't and maybe they kiss, or maybe they hug and the kiss comes a little later after talking things through more, but either way, happily ever after.

In the aftermath, Izzy is put on a dinghy and banished from Neverland, never to be seen by any of them again. All the pirates who have since grown up are now finally able to leave and they do, settling back into lives in the real world (with a little help from the Bonnet families vast fortunes). Some of the Lost Kids go back too, but most of them decide to stay a least a little longer, to help Neverland go back to the kid-paradise and safe space that it's supposed to be.

The island does get back to normal, with one major exception. After everything was over, Stede took his kids back home to Mary and settled things with her, of course, but after that he returned to Neverland, where he still lives to this day.

In the middle of the island of Neverland, there is a house up on a hill, where it has a clear view of both the Lost Kid's treehouse and the pirate ship anchored in the cove. Two men live in that house, once known as the Pan and Captain Blackbeard. They still go by those names some days, but more often Stede & Ed find ways to keep themselves entertained while the kids play. Every evening, the fierce battle between Lost Kids and pirates is put on hold while they all gather in the meadow at the base of the hill for family dinner. Afterwards, Stede reads them all a story before sending them back home to bed. Some days, a little hand might tug on Stede or Ed's clothes at the end of storytime, and that child is lovingly bundled up to spend the night in the house on the hill, which always has exactly as many bedrooms as it needs to. And if Izzy Hands or anyone else tries to threaten the shores of Neverland ever again, then the Kraken will be there waiting for them.

#ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #izzy hands #lucius spriggs #hook au #our hook means death maybe?#fanfiction #it's over 2k word it qualifies #long post

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floralkittygambler · 4 years ago

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Reposting for reasons

Response to Honest’s post here: Doing this to spread this awareness more as I know theres a bit of a rift in the critical community - plus I really fucking go on. Im PISSED and I do apologise however it NEEDS urgent addressing. I know people will hate me for it but Im used to hate and honestly? Hating rather than helping to solve the issue only furthers my fucking point here. So yeah this is so more people are aware (no offense to any of those involved in said rift either, but this is an important message. Thank you for understanding and if I can do anything to make all sides comfortable, then please message me and I’ll do my upmost.) “ More awareness of this is needed. Even if it’s your favourite, you can’t justify their shit but rally against another’s shit. Have people tell you you’re experiences arent real or invalid because, like Husk, people have - in real life - shipped you with someone you are far from comfortable with but you still treat them like a person. Because you have basic respect. And people force you to accept harassment, touching, stalking, advances for THEIR satisfaction. People use you for their fantasies. But you’re just a ‘tsundere’ for it. Or you have addiction issues but people think being with another addict will ‘save’ you because you’re apparently too incompetent to save yourself. Love isnt some magic fuckin cure so stop romanticising it as a fuckin saviour. It’s gross and fuckin creepy. Get stalked and have someone NEVER accept your no just because you show youre still decent enough to not treat them shitty or any different from anyone else. Try having someone way older or way younger (both in morally fucked up ways) advance on you and people encourage that. People you’re supposed to feel safe around.

People touch you when you pull away or show discomfort. Follow you home. Have pictures of you and wont accept you dont like them like that and it’s not ‘playing hard to get’ or ‘the thrill of the chase’. Fuck. OFF. In fact, Im not only disappointed in the fandom. Im disappointed in the entire team who some should know better from their OWN personal experiences - or at least the bare minimal of being a fucking adult. Im disappointed in especially females (sorry idk whether girl or woman is more appropriate here-) who statistically are more likely to have experienced something similar at some point in their lives think this is a cute gay moment. No. Angel is made out as a fucking predator - Im not saying he is, Im saying that his persistence is very fucking unwelcome like one. People like Husk dont need that fucking invasiveness. They/We need patience and someone on our level. Angel’s I know are the fuckin polar opposite - and some of them I know are very sexually harassing, including unwanted touching. It’s a shitty way to present gay people. Gays are fuckin people. Some are cunts and some arent. It’s a HUMAN thing. But considering the shit theyve been subjected to, presenting a gay as a victim only to also show them as a perpetrator is insulting! And for those Ive seen argue this about how people like AD wouldnt know how to express their love normally and whatnot? His pig. His best friend. He’s in his fucking 30s. There are literal real life criminals who get molested as kids and then go on to molest kids. Not all who grow up like that turn into nonces. Stop just fucking STOP justifying and romanticising this bullshit! I used to see the good in AD but now he makes me fucking sick. Especially with my verrrrrry fucking real traumas and connections. But fuck me, eh? Because this fictional guy matters so much more. Fuck real victims. And whilst we’re at it, fuck AD too when it suits your fetishes! Sarcasm aside, the fans and the team need to straighten up their abhorrent behaviour. Stolas. Fucking clearly having an affair, knowingly fucking up his daughter’s mental health and bribing a guy into sex who only wants the book and nothing more. He even has a fucking warning button over Stolas- Guys, how do you think any of this is cute? Even the team gross me out- I genuinely see potential and talent and it’s all gone to shit to satisfy horny teens, horny adults, and literally everyone who doesnt for the life of them understand being an adult is more than sex, drugs, violence and swears! I REALLY want to keep enjoying HB/HH but it’s getting harder and harder with such ignorant and bordering lazy creators (note: lazy as in wont do the fucking research or actually listen to real criticism and victims), such despicable fans (yeah, some HDers fuckin mocked that they triggered my ED, yet they had the fucking NERVE to support Angel’s potential ED AND laugh and blame me for me getting treated so badly for actually having the balls to call Angel and the teams hypocrisy. I got told to kill myself, that my problems arent real - oh but Angels apparently is! Which... They *are* but AD isnt real so technically only onlookers will suffer and not a drawing - and they just excused their toxic behaviours. These people are like “aww poor angie babey!” yet fuckin INSULT sex workers. All this red in Hazbin yet it feels everyone and they mama colour blind. The issues are getting worse and fans are outright becoming EVIL, VILE, Vindictive little bullies - from kids to adults. You SHOULD be ashamed of yourself if you conduct yourself in such a manner. And you need to readjust your attitudes and behaviours because the only fuckers getting hurt are actual fucking victims. Ever been violated and been gaslit so much you STILL fucking question it’s reality? So you drown that shit out yet somehow it’s effects still hit you? Fetishise it. Make it your uwu gae couple goals, you’re no better than people believing Harley and the Joker werent toxic af. If this shit happened to you, most of you would actually SEE where we’re all coming from. Also, stop making gay a fetish - you’re like those creepy old men in the alley heckling lesbians to make out so they can wank off. Gays, no ALL the LGBT+ are fucking people too. So dont give me that bullshit then start turning everything just gay or just straight to mentally wank off to. It’s degrading and dehumanising. And yes, fiction does effect reality. You crush on a fictional character? Mourn one? Support one? Hell, fuckin jerk off to one - that’s affecting reality. Remember how in fiction all blacks were treated as villians? Look how theyre treated IRL. JAWS, great classic unfortunately their was a spike in shark killings over a fucking movie - the shark in the movie wasnt even real for the most part because they dont behave like that! (Also the animatronic was so shit they genuinely had so many issues - I think they even took to naming each one! Some fun trivia there!). Tiger sharks are more nasty than great whites as tiger sharks will hunt and eat a human. Great whites prefer seals and dislike human flesh, they just mistake us for seals. Hell, theres the toothless basking shark - theyre often SWAM WITH by divers for being so friendly. Yet Jaws made people think all sharks are bloodlusting over humans. Slenderman was created for a fucking contest and that influenced a stabbing (NOT Victor’s fault). Watch a horror movie that isnt based on a real life event and tell me that at least ONE has left you peaking over your shoulder. Stella may be a bitch - we dont know for certain - but try getting cheated on. Y’know what? Try growing up in such a broken home like Octavia. Yeah reaaaaaal fucking cute now, huh? Funny how as well y’all petition for male victims to be taken seriously then laugh when fictional males experience this abuse, further adding to stigma. You can be hit on by the hottest mf on the planet but if you arent interested, that should be respected! Also we’ve all been inspired by at least one fictional character so yeah. Yknow, since I was little Ive been fighting for sex worker and homeless rights. But HH/HB treatment of both leave a bitter taste in my mouth. I’ll still fully support sex workers and the homeless, but that’s the fucking effect this show is having. Bearing in mind I wont ever share everything Ive been through - and I shouldnt fucking have to in order to be believed and validated (obvs proof is required in a legal case but that’s a whole other topic). Why should I share MY fucking pain especially when you fuckers have belittled and triggered it more so? We have our rights to our secrets but fuck ME you lot NEED to start acting appropriately and like decent fucking humans. ‘iTs HeLl’ yeah and welcome to Earth- the team and yourselves live HERE. You obide by THESE rules. And as someone with beliefs (and a LOT of ancient fucking texts and studies on this shit) their Hell isnt even a proper Hell! It’s closer to purgatory and even then it’s not. Regardless, it’s a poorly built world with the lore consistently changing per episode and tweet, with many plot holes, and is apparently easy to get into - even via accidentally watching porn according to a stream. If youre gonna parade youre a fucking expert and research into demonology and use real believed figures, at least get THAT right. In fact, Lucifer and Lilith (and Stolas tbf) are ESPECIALLY risky as theyre a lot more complex than most easy access texts will tell you. Likewise, Stolas’s first introduction and main focus is sex. He’s one of the FEW Goetia demons that dont have some involvement in relationship issues at ALL. He’s known for astrology, crystals and herbs but hes also known to aid MONEY troubles (it’s lesser known but it’s true! HB Stolas is an insult to the Prince). Turning Vodou into something evil is vile considering it’s powerful and liberated slaves. Pentagrams are nothing to do with Satan, they’re magic based sigils. Upside down cross is the symbol of a SAINT. It’s just some edgy attempt to trick people into believing they know more than they do. Also you should NEVER dabble and doodle sigils without knowing the meanings or respecting what they behold. Vox and Val, real fuckin cute way to make them look like a stupid fucking highschool drama instead of a fucking SEX TRAFFICKER (note: real pimps often target YOUNG folks too - aka minors - and groom them into sex work. Theres different types of pimp. Viv has shown barely any understanding of ‘the game’ and its a fucking insult to injury. Yes we KNOW what a fucking pimp and prozzie are! We dont need to see it. We need REAL AWARENESS.) and a fucking scheming bastard of a CEO salesman botman. And yet even THEN lets go a step further and make some yandere wuv on boyfweind aboose! Fuck off- Now I love a good anime but these tropes are getting fucking dangerous now. And unrealistic to real love and relationships. Kids nowadays know fuck all on a healthy relationship (neither did the fuckin 50s tbf) and Im seeing more romaticism and glorifying abusive situations. Like the show ‘You’. Ok, there’s a fuckin bloke online who slaughtered innocents and kidnapped yet people commented how cute he is on his IG and that they want to be kidnapped or killed by him next. Dont believe me? Look up Peter Manfredonia Connecticut and the comments people left him and then tell me why shit like whats being presented in HH/HB ISNT fucking concerning - because it is. For a series about redemption, it’s brilliant at the opposite (Quote from the creator herself, Viv has posted that it’s influencing her bad choices. Even as a joke, proof’s in the pudding). And the overall focus on sex in the way Viv does is so immature and really creepy, and this is from an ADULTS perspective. From one adult to another, Im concerned as to why any of them think this is a normal fixation. Then again they’ve hired quite a large amount of dodgy folks and even a child. Most of this shit gets avoided with a basic background check like most companies run. I DO like Hazbin. Or the premise. I love some of the cast and spite the others. In Helluva, I just like a tiny portion of the cast. And I critique it so harshly because Viv DOES need a wakeup slap, grounding to reality, people who arent going to big her up or kiss her arse for once and shape her up to be the best she can be. The actually reach and even surpass her potential. And to reach where you need to be, there’s a lot of harsh lessons youll face. That’s life. Shes chosen one of the most HEARTLESS industries and if she blocks out critique as ‘hate’ then she’s not strong enough and wont last. It’s just another unprepped YanDev again (except I dont believe Viv to be a nonce. Even with her dodgy past and dodgy present, I think her perspective on sex and relationship with sexuality is FAR from healthy BUT I dont believe she’s a pedophile. Ive bled my fair share and so far, I just think her sex perspective isnt healthy or mature for her age. But there’s little to nothing to suggest actual noncery - dont worry about accusations there. But YanDev is totally a dirty predator. Just clearing that up). Viv NEEDS some harshness and stability if she wants to do things right. And it’ll make her fucking cry but if she loves these projects as much as she claims to, then you’ll sacrifice blood, sweat and tears for that shit. Even the strongest points are mediocre at best when properly observed. She CAN do more, but she’ll have to face the harsh music. Viv wont see this, but if she does, I dont care if it upsets her. Why? Because this is that much of an issue - something she’s cultivated - that she needs to take action and not ignore it or be secretive about it. She needs to grow up and get tougher skin. Im not saying this to cause her pain. In fact, I wouldnt waste my fucking limited time if I DIDNT care. Trust me, I have duties to be met at a certain quota every single day. I say this shit only because I give a shit and care. If we met, she’d fucking hate me. But people like me are good for shaping people up to their potential. And we arent always this ‘tough love’ either. But when someone needs that level of harshness to help themselves, we’re not afraid to lose people or cause upset if the results end up being the best for them. If she ever saw this, she needs to re fucking evaluate her message, her story, and those she’s choosing to welcome into her circle. And all Im seeing is one rookie mistake after the other. Her paid patreon discord. Just like the messages Honest has posted on her side of being harassed (not in Vivs fyi), Ive experienced shit and bullying and even stay silent on their for being attacked for a group I fuckin paid to be in and yet I feel isolated. It’s all arsekissing and ‘thank you viv’ (thats an actual channel-) and it feels like a place of borderline worship and people trying to appease her 24/7 whilst kicking others with different opinions down. There’s so many I love but I aint kissin yer fuckin arse. Ask the closest friend I have - we’re fucking raw and wont just side with each other just because. We’ll call each other out if we think they’ve fucked up and then help each other build themselves up better. Because real fuckin people who actually care wont just want to be adored by you. They’ll care enough to point out your bullshit and help you, even if they upset you at the time. They’re real and upfront with you. People like us arent always the easiest to be close to either because we arent afraid of upsetting someone if it’s in their best interest and to help them. Likewise, we dont go out looking for fights either. Most times, we’re fuckin soft bastards- All this shit listed is the fuckin surface level of the real life hell of this fandom. And unsurprisingly, those who experience little to no toxicity have always been higher on that popularity ‘food chain’ - enough admirers and shared opinions that people wanna arse kiss regardless of their OWN feelings as well as neutral perspectives. I’d say you’re the lucky fans, but you’re not. You’re sheltered, and that isnt always the best way to be sadly. As for the fans. If Ive upset you. Well... I dont care. Because many of you have actively sought me out and weaponised my traumas against me. You never cared about my feelings then. Why should I care about yours? Im not doing this out of malice. Im fed up of humans behaving so pathetically yet claiming to be high and mighty. Most of you have been arseholes to those in and out of the community. The victims and non-victims alike. Hardly any of you considered once my real suffering. You put a drawing over a life. Many lives. You had the audacity to tell me Im full of shit. Some even using my real traumas to make a mockery of me and those Im around with a very similar history. Some with traumatic histories that differ from my own. You hardly ever considered the real lives of those effected. So no, Im not sorry for having the fucking balls to this day to still stand up for our rights and give us a voice that’s long been stolen. Im not sorry for being a fucking victim. Im not sorry for saying what desperately NEEDS voicing. And Im not sorry for not conforming to you or any fandom just to belong. We deserve better than to constantly be your fuckin arse monkeys (well... the trope is butt monkey but yknow-) and to be mistreated, misrepresented and harmed by you. You’re no different to the school bullies who give speeches on anti-bullying day. And I hope every single one of you starts looking into yourselves and improving. PS: Depending on the texts you read, Lucifer is said to have been redeemed or to be redeemed. Fun fact to haunt yalls with~ “

#warning long #long post #hazbin critical #very long rant #important #hear victims voices #just sick of how awful people can treat one another and believe this is acceptable #everyone is accountable #toxic fanbase #Toxic shippers #toxic ships #im literally too fucking old for this #forgive the anger but after years and years it gets so cumbersome and tiring #im happy to be the pariah if it means victims actually get heard and helped

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lovemesomesurveys · 5 years ago

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Where is the last place you had a kiss? I don’t even remember. It was forever ago. What did you eat for breakfast yesterday? I didn’t have breakfast yesterday. When was the last time you were at an amusement park? This time last week, actually. I miss it. :( When was the last time you cried out of physical pain? I experience physical pain all the time, but I don’t remember the last time I cried out from it. Have you ever done anything to Support the Troops? Yes.

Do you donate blood? No. I’m underweight and anemic. Are you wearing two shirts? No. Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them? Probably. What were you the last time you went trick or treating? I don’t remember. Probably a vampire. What’s your favorite morning activity? My cup of coffee and Bible study. Can you cook? All I cook is ramen. Is there a lot of laundry in your hamper? No. When do you think you’ll have children? Never. Can you point out constellations in the night sky? I think I’ve seen the Big Dipper before while in Arizona. They have clear, beautiful night skies full of stars. What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans? Not my favorite subjects, honestly. Have you ever eaten a gyro? Nope. What’s your favorite flavor of Tootsie pops? I don’t care for those. Or suckers/lollipops in general. As a kid I did really like those caramel apple and Jolly Rancher suckers, though. What’s the last thing you bought at a mall? Clothes. Where did your mom go to high school? I’m not sharing that. What’s a subject you would never major in? I majored in psych, so any other subject than that ha. Even though that was a complete waste cause I haven’t done anything with that and I don’t want to. :/ I don’t know what else I would have done; though, honestly. Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed? My parents or brother. When’s the last time you took a bubble bath? Not since I was a kid. Have you ever swam in a river? No. Are there any dirty clothes underneathe your bed? No. I have a hamper for that. I don’t like throwing clothes on the floor. What food do you love the smell of while it’s cooking? Garlic always smells amazing. And any dessert. What food do you hate the smell of uncooked? Uhhh. Has a bee ever stung you? No. Where did you last go camping? Never been. In what month do you start Christmas shopping? Last year I was good (good for me anyway) and started the first week of November. I usually wait until the end for Black Friday and Cyber Monday to get started. A lot of stores, especially online, have early Black Friday sales now. Have you ever slept in a bed with someone with bad BO? No. Do you have a favorite flavor at Baskin Robbins? It’s been like 6 years since I’ve been to one and even then I didn’t go out for/ eat ice cream that much, but when I did I usually got cake batter or strawberry. When I was younger I would get cookies and cream. Are there fast food wrappers/cups in your car? I don’t have my own car, I don’t drive. I wouldn’t keep garbage in my car if I did, though. Do you read the newspaper? No. I read my news online, usually just by the news app on my phone, or watch it on TV. What search engine do you use? Google. Have you ever posted a question on Yahoo questions? No. I’ve used Yahoo Answers many times, though. Have you ever been on a dating website? No. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex? No. What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden? I wouldn’t be doing any gardening. Would you rather have a flat tire or overheated car? Well, both aren’t good. Overheated car would cause more reason for concern, but possibly getting stuck in the middle of nowhere would be scary, too. What’s the safest form of transportation? By car, I guess. Or is it flying? Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence? Okay well you said kids, and in my very strong opinion kids shouldn’t be having sex first and foremost, so yes absolutely. My first sex ed class was in 6th grade, though. Kids are curious and start hearing about things, so yes they should be properly educated on what sex is and whatnot. We learned about puberty and the anatomy and stuff at that time, as well as about condoms and birth control. Abstinence should definitely be included in that. Education on safe sex is obviously important, but they also need to know that abstinence is an option and that they don’t have to feel pressured to have sex. I personally think abstinence should be strongly encouraged until you’re a consenting adult, but I understand there are teenagers that have sex and they need to know how to go about it safely. When’s the next time you’ll go to the grocery store? Probably this weekend. When’s the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese? My former best friend actually celebrated her 19th birthday there lmao. I have no idea why, that’s just what she wanted to do for some reason. What’s your favorite cheese or cheese flavored food? I loveeeeee cheese.

Do you like black licorice? Yep, one of the rare few. Black jellybeans, too. Those are the only good jellybeans, honestly. As a kid when we’d get candy in class we’d trade and I always got the black jellybeans. For Easter my mom would just get a bag of ‘em haha. Can you count to 100 in another language? Yeah, in Spanish. What’s the nearest thing to you that can bounce? There isn’t anything. Do you hate cleaning? Yep. Do you clear dishes in the garbage disposal or in the garbage can? I scrape most of it off in the garbage can and then whatever little bit is left I rinse off in the sink. Do you watch anything on the E! network? Yeah, a few things. Have you ever tried out or thought of trying out for American Idol? Haha no. I can’t sing. I’m not one of those people who sing horribly but think they can sing. I know I can’t. Where’s your car keys? I don’t have a car, therefore no car keys. Did you keep any momentos of high school dances? I still have my corsage from my senior prom. It’s in a Zip-loc bag all crusty and dead lmao. Do you still have clothes from your high school dances? No. I wish I still had my dress from senior prom. I have my high school class shirts; though, and a couple from the club I was in. The last person you laid in bed with said… I don’t remember. Probably something about what happened that day. My mom and I shared a bed last week at the hotel cause my brother had the other bed. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope. Which celebrities would you want to hang out with at a bbq? Alexander Skarsgard, obvs. The Riverdale main cast also seems cool. Do you think you could do better drawings than Napolean Dynamite? Haha nope. What are you doing on Superbowl Sunday? It was just another day for me. Ever been to the original 13 colonies? No. Have you ever been to a concert that got out of control? No. What’s the last thing you watched on tv? I’m watching Catfish.

Whose show should be cancelled? There’s shows I don’t like and choose not to watch, but that doesn’t mean I want them cancelled. Other people obviously like them. Do you like Lindsay Lohan as a blonde? I don’t care what she does with her hair. When’s the last time you ate fruit? Is it bad I can’t remember? :X Can you jump rope double dutch? I can’t jump rope at all.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

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contranymss · 7 years ago

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RP: Dean, Tracy, Ryan, Fabien, Tom, Chet, Charlie, Tony

dean;;

sexuality headcanon: gavinsexual bi as heck

otp: gavin 5ever (also anna)

brotp: gavin. (and tracy. and anna.)

notp: Ty. People that aren’t Gavin or Anna.

first headcanon that pops into my head: He and Gavin went to Prom, and elected to go without dates and just be cool good lookin’ bros together. Dean lowkey pretended it was a date in his head the whole time.

one way in which I relate to this character: i love being in denial

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: so many things. he’s an awkward bean sometimes.

tracy;;

sexuality headcanon: yes

otp: I don’t really.....ship her.....romantically......with people........no romo. (though for .5 seconds i was super into the idea of tracy/amy and both of them leaving their respective menfolk, and maybe amy sort of......growing up because of tracy’s influence. and maybe both of them still goin’ out bangin’ dudes because they both really love dick.......idk.)

brotp: gavin, dean, chuck

notp: tommy. also war. also monogamy in general.

first headcanon that pops into my head: She acted out when she was young - hanging out with a MacLeod, sleeping around, throwing lavish over the top parties, drinking, etc. - to set herself apart. She didn’t want to be the girl with the dead older brother, or or just one of a set of twins.

one way in which I relate to this character: occasional crippling self doubt, don’t always have the best taste in people

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: she....married...........tommy...........and dated...........war.............

ryan;;

sexuality headcanon: gay. v gay.

otp: i almost want to say bradley.......because there’s a history there and, in their own way, love. also lowkey fabien but who knows if that’ll ever happen bc now i need to talk to erin about it.

brotp: sage, chuck, lowkey potentially fabien (also there’s a part of me that’s really attached to gavin and ryan’s relationship even though we have done nothing with them since tracy found out that ryan isn’t dead)

notp: also bradley. and balthazar but he’s dead now. so.

first headcanon that pops into my head: he never expected to.......make........friends..........when he came back, so the fact that he’s become so close with sage really surprises him, but he wouldn’t trade that friendship for anything.

one way in which I relate to this character: anxiety and problems with....being........social..........

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: he’s just generally awkward

fabien;;

sexuality headcanon: tbh he doesn’t even know. brainwashed fabien is straight as heck, but the actual fabien? he’s actually not all that interested in women. also not totally interested in sex in general. he doesn’t dislike it or anything, and it definitely feels nice, but in the beginning, he was, in large part, doing it because that’s what everyone else was doing it. i mean, his first several times having sex, he wasn’t anywhere near sober either. he was drunk or high or both, and people suggested things and he just.........did them. for some of them, he was closer to sober than with others, but like........his sex life was mainly due to social obligation (maybe obligation is the wrong word idk) and anyone who looked at a list of all the people he’d had sex with, it would come off like he was bi or pan. and also part of him sleeping with women when he was younger was because of it being ingrained in his mind that he was supposed to be interested in women. that it was normal and healthy and what he was supposed to do. (this is all so jumbled and rambly wowzers.)

otp: honestly........bradley..........even if it’s not entirely healthy, and, well, they’re bros. but like. it’s the most intense interpersonal relationship he has, and bradley knows him better than anyone, and bradley is the only person he has ever broken down in front of. he trusts bradley in a way he doesn’t trust anyone else. as much as he tries to hide a lot of the bad stuff from bradley, because he wants to protect him - and all of his brothers - bradley still knows more about him than most. he knows about thierry’s abuse, he knows about his abusive ex, and after the whole situation with Balthazar, he probably would have been able to, eventually open up to bradley about what happened when he got kidnapped (because right now war is the only one that knows even part of that) had the whole rehab thing not happened.but david is a close second. and probably would have less of a fucked up relationship with him. they can relate on a lot of fronts, and sure, they’re both fucked up individuals who do a lot of drugs and drink a lot. but like....the thing they have is new for both of them, and it’s so important that they both have someone like that, even if it’s been put on hold because fabien’s all brainwashed.

brotp: david because tbh david is kind of his first actual friend? also bradley. also kind of war??? maybe not lately but like...war is the brother that he doesn’t always feel like he needs to protect. and yeah, he hates that he’s the kind of person that’s always like rawr, protect bros at all costs but it’s not like he’s doing it on purpose, and the universe kind of just......keeps giving him more reasons to feel like he should be protecting bradley. and.........idk. i had more thoughts but words are hard.

notp: part of me wants to say ariane, because had he not been brainwashed, he wouldn’t really have any interest in her. but the way he makes her feel right now, outside of the huge gross awfullness of the whole situation......like........With her, he feels loved. Feels like he deserves to be loved. Like he’s a good person, or has the potential to be a good person. He genuinely does feel happy right now, with her. Feels like he has a future that’s actually worth something. But like......it’s all a lie. It’s all fake. She doesn’t necessarily like him. She likes this version of him, the one that’s been molded to be what Josiah wants. What his father wants. And the whole situation is just so fucked up, and it’s doubtful he would come out of this and still feel the same way about her.

first headcanon that pops into my head: he still has the tiniest crush on Gavin. Like, it’s not really romantic, or sexual even. It’s just....Gavin was the first guy he was with, and sure, he wasn’t sweet and loving or anything, but he was respectful and attentive. And, sure, he fits his public persona in certain ways, and can be a bit of a stereotype, but he’s not totally awful. He’s a much better person than he ever would have expected, and Fabien is glad that Gavin was his first experience with a man. He wishes more of his experiences would have been like that.

one way in which i relate to this character: self loathing and dislike of people in general?

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: brainwashed famine is just...........yep.

tom;;

sexuality headcanon: i don’t know which term he prefers (i think it’s been stated as polysexual in headcanons in the past) but he’s def into multiple genders

otp: obvs gavin. also charlie, which makes me sad because they haven’t........been talking much.........lately.........also chuck >.>

brotp: chuck, charlie, can i say willa? i’m gonna say willa. also lissy.

notp: sarah.............

first headcanon that pops into my head: he feels a lot of guilt over the fact that he waited so long to get chuck out of washington. but even then.....sometimes he wonders if he did the right thing by taking him and bringing him across the country. he doesn’t think he should have left him, but he wonders if he should have done things differently. or if chuck staying with tom, and growing up in fort macleod was really a good thing.

one way in which i relate to this character: i hate all of the people

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: tbh he’s such an awkward bean sometimes. like.....sure, he’s this surly badass cop guy, but like.......he’s the awkwardest bean.

chet;;

sexuality headcanon: it’s chet!!! who the heck knows!!! does he even know??? we don’t know!!! (but def aro spec)

otp: okay...........so..........i lowkey really ship him with charlie.........also would really............be into...........him and fabien............also anna

brotp: mark, even though we haven’t done anything there yet. you know why. siobahn. lilith. charlie again. also anna. fight me.

notp: lowkey amy. and in most cases just anything actually romantic? idk.

first headcanon that pops into my head: clearly he did tap when he was a youngster. don’t take this away from me.

one way in which i relate to this character: honestly, we all have a little chet inside us, don’t we?

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: he thought chuck was a sex worker and didn’t mention this until after he fucked him

charlie;;

sexuality heacanon: she’s pretty much straight. it’s unfortunate, because men are unfortunate, but she’s not really interested in ladies.

otp: tom. lowkey ed.

brotp: tom, eph, chet, tony, ed and harry.

notp: ansen. but. well. we haven’t gotten to that yet.

first headcanon that pops into my head: she’s always wanted children and she would make a fantastic mother. but she found out when she was a teenager that it’s highly unlikely she’ll ever be able to have children of her own. tbh it’s part of why she’s so bitter towards amy, because that bitch is fertile as hell

one way in which i relate to this character: people are just......nah.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: i’m not sure there actually is anything????

tony;;

sexuality headcanon: he........huh. def not straight. but like.....i’m not sure he’s really labelled himself? he hasn’t exactly had much of an opportunity to explore what his sexuality means to him as a person. i personally see him as bi, but //shrug.

otp: i mean...........charlie tbh........not even sexually or romantically but like.......that is the one true tony pairing, my brethren.

brotp: also charlie. and eph. and potentially mark in the future.

notp: neil. fucking gretchen.

first headcanon that pops into my head: he has totally thought about neil while having sex with amy, oops. and he totally bought a bottle of the cologne that neil used to wear. god, he misses him so much.

oen way in which i relate to this character: i too think that charlie is rad and that her mother and their other brothers should have let her be herself more when she was younger.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: he thought it was a good idea to be friends with neil?????

#queries #ohtveit #ask games for ts

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harryshomebaby · 7 years ago

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Get To Know Me Tag

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people. Tagged by @stateofirrelevancy , I’m bored so I decided to go this

LAST: 1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: My dad to say happy birthday  3. Text message: A link to Tom Holland and his dog to my best friend  4. Song you listen to: Uh… no idea but I have the Evolution of Lady Gaga stuck in my head by Superfruit  5. Time you cried: One week ago at Ed Sheeran rip its a week today

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Never even dated someone ONCE  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Never kisses anyone lmao  8. Been cheated on: Hard to get cheated on when you’ve never dated, right?  9. Lost someone special: My grandpa died like 8 years ago 10. Been depressed: Always?  11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Only ever gotten tipsy

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Purple (Lavender specifically), yellow, and pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends?: Uh… no 16. Fallen out of love: Also no 17. Laughed until you cried: Probs, who hasn’t  18. Found out someone was talking about you: I mean my friends probably talk shit about me all the time so if that counts  20. Found out who your friends are: In the past like 3 years yes  21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Does my mom on the cheek count?

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Probably ¾ of them 23. Do you have any pets: I have two little kitties named Chloe and Callie, and we have a beta fish (idk his name) 24. Do you want to change your name: Nope 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Um… I have no fucking idea I think my friend came over and we watched movies.. like all my birthdays. 26. What time do you wake up: When I was in school, 5:30am, now normally like 8-10am. 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping 28. Name something you can’t wait for: My Halsey concert :)  29. When was the last time you saw your mom? Like 5 minutes ago she’s currently swimming in a lake  30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Uh… that I was dateable?  31. What are you listening to right now: The wonderful sounds of nature, aka kids screaming while they’re swimming  32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My ex best friends step dads name was tom so yes but we’ve never had a full conversation 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: my family  34. Most visited website: at the moment, Tumblr. Usually YouTube though 35. Mole/s: I mean I have a lot of beauty marks all over my body so I’m not gonna say every single one  36. Mark/s: I have a birth mark like right in the crease of my thigh and vagina 😂 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be Tinkerbell. Like THE Tinkerbell. I still kind of want to go work at Disneyland but like I couldn’t be her  38. Hair color: like a medium tone brown 39. Long or short hair: It’s down to my butt so long 40. Do you have a crush on someone: Um yeah, this dude in my school that graduated in 2016 and i thought I was getting over him cause I hadn’t seen him in a year and then last month or something I fucking saw him at Walmart and I realized I’m still head over heels for him and I hate myself  41. What do you like about yourself: Uh.. my hair??? Idfk  42. Piercings: I have my ears pierced and my nose  43. Blood type: No fucking clue  44. Nicknames? Jess  45. Relationship status: Single and looking for a cute Australian boyfriend because there’s a lot of Australian people who live where I’m camping, and one kind of flirted with me like two days ago and winked at me but I didn’t say anything special and I’m probably never gonna see him again rip I could’ve had an Australian boyfriend  46. Zodiac: Sagittarius 47. Pronouns: She/Her 48. Favorite TV Show: I have more than one so, Supernatural, Friends, The Flash, Arrow, and Black Mirror 50. Right or left hand: Right  51. Surgery: Is this have I ever had it?? Cause no  52. Hair dyed in different color: Once and I hated it  53. Sport: What’s that  55. Vacation: I’m literally on vacation right now so yes? 56. Pair of trainers: Favourite?? Idk I wear flats and tan boots like Harry wears cause they’re cute

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: Once again, favourite?? Idfk I like all good  58. Drinking: Right now, water  62. Want: MY BED. I’ve been camping for 5 days and I want to go home  63. Get married: Obvs 64. Career: Dream career is a singer, realistic is a nurse  65. Hugs or kisses: BOTH  66. Lips or eyes: I would say eyes but Harry’s and Michael’s lips fuck me UP  67. Shorter or taller: Taller  68. Older or younger: Older I guess all the guys I like are like 5+ years older than me  70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms 71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive I guess? You can be loud and sensitive  72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Is this me? Then hesitant I guess I have maaaaaajor anxiety

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: When I was like 3 a little boy kissed my cheek  75. Drank hard liquor: I drink wine and coolers if that answers your question 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: don’t wear either but I need them 77. Turned someone down: IVE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE  78. Sex on the first date: I mean it depends who it is… like Harry? Fuck yeah, Michael? Fuck yeah, but any normal guy no  79. Broken someone’s heart: Maybe but I dunno 80. Had your heart broken: by friends if that counts. And last week when I was leaving the arena after Ed Sheeran and I didn’t want to leave until I met him but I wasn’t gonna meet him so I left without meeting him 81. Been arrested: No but I stole a piece of gum when I was like 4 and my dad made me apologize to the worker and I cried  82. Cried when someone died: I cry when anyone dies so like  83. Fallen for a friend: Nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84: Yourself: LOL  85. Miracles: No, because there’s always a reason for something to happen 86. Love at first sight: YA to harry styles and Michael Clifford and nyle dimarco and Jared padalecki an 87. Santa Claus: When I was younger obviously  88. Kiss on the first date: it depends how it went idk I’ve never gone on a date

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name?: On the internet and my #1, Brittney. Who lives near me and I actually see her, Brittany. Oh spelling how you help immensely  91. Eye color: I literally have no idea. Blue, green, grey… people say different things  92. Favorite movie: My guilty pleasure movie is Lemonade Mouth, my dad and I watch it all the time together and sing along. And my favourite movie that only friends know is Wristcutters: A Love Story. If people ask me what my favourite movie is I just say idk

I tag @rare5sos @raconteurwitch @txhohood @truthorclifford @irwinscuddlebuddy @otpmalum @squishycalum @shitmike @fuckingmichael @givememelove @kittenmichael @clummyhood @nsfwclifford @neverwillbepunkrock @mukenope

#sorry for the shit quality I'm on mobile and don't have a computer cause I'm camping #and I really don't feel like fixing the format on mobile rn

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sleepyphil · 7 years ago

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92 questions

hey!! i was tagged by @unorthodoxsavvy

(under a cut so i’m not annoying)

THE LAST 1. Drink: sweet iced tea 2. Phone Call: @danlands 3. Text Message: “are you gonna be in town for the emoji movie" 4. Song You Listened To: Adeline by alt-j 5. Time You Cried: yesterday HAVE YOU EVER 6. Dated Someone Twice: ahh no 7. Been Cheated On: nope 8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: no 9. Lost Someone Special: too many 10. Been Depressed: yeah 11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: not yet LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12. red 13. black 14. blue IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made New Friends: a lot of them ;) 16. Fallen Out of Love: kinda ?? idk does realising you were never in love count 17. Laughed Until You Cried: yES 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: yeah, she’s a bitch 19. Met Someone Who Changed You: yeah, but it was for the better 20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: yes definitely in the past year 21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook: whats a facebook ?

22. How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know in Real Life: negative infinity 23. Do You Have Any Pets: i have a beta fish that we bring on vacations with us (he had to stay with the other animals when we went to disney,, it was really funny) and a parakeet ! 24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: not really no 25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: i had a tea party lmao 26. What Time Did You Wake Up: 7 (ew) 27. What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: wasting my life on tumblr 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: being able to drive and go to pride 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: im in a car with her right now 30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: my parents view on homosexuality :/ 31. What Are You Listening To Right Now: gorillaz, alt-j, lorde, lana del ray, dodie, ed sheeran, harry styles, and all time low 32. Have You Ever Talked To a Person Named Tom: i know someone named thomas but i’ve never called him tom so ? 33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: my family (we’ve been in the same car/room for the past 2 weeks) 34. Most Visited Website: tumblr or youtube 35. Elementary: that place had shitty food and i fell off the swings once and thought it was the funniest shit ever 36. High School: im a freshman this year and i’ve already made a lot of friends through marching band so i’m excited 37. College/University: i wanna go to ucla 38. Hair Color: idk honestly ? it’s like a light brown but also slightly strawberry blonde ? 39. Long Hair or Short Hair: short hair 40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: ;) yeah 41. What Do You Like About Yourself: my eyes and my nails 42. Piercings: just ears 43. Blood Type: lol idk 44. Nickname: jules 45. Relationship Status: crushin 46. Zodiac Sign: taurus 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: anne with an e? it’s on netflix 49. Tattoos: not my thing 50. Right or Left Hand: left in writing, right in dance/most other things FIRST 51. Surgery: when i was a few months old 52. Piercing: ears in 5th or 6th grade 54. Sport: dance (obv) 55. Vacation: probably disney idk we used to go like twice a year 56. Pair of Trainers: tennis shoes? idk probably first or second grade AT THE MOMENT I’M 57. Eating: nothing but i had really good calamari and key lime pie earlier 58. Drinking: water 59. About To: post this and then sleep until we’re at my aunt’s house 60. Listening To: ed sheeran 61. Waiting For: us to finally be home 62. Want: a girlfriend 63. Get Married: someday hopefully 64. Career: a therapist probably YOUR TYPE 65. Hugs or Kisses: kisses 66. Lips or Eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or Taller: tall 68. Older of Younger: doesn’t matter 70. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: anything, people are beautiful 71. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive 72. Hook Up or Relationship: probably relationship 73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a Stranger: not yet 75. Drank Hard Liquor: nope 76. Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: too many 77. Turned Someone Down: yes 78. Sex on First Date: im ace 79. Broken Someone’s Heart: yep 80. Had Your Heart Broken: not yet 81. Been Arrested: no 82. Cried When Someone Died: i cried when our hecking ducks died for months after what do you think 83. Fallen For a Friend: my life atm DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84. Yourself: not very often 85. Miracles: sometimes 86. Love at First Sight: idk 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on First Date: mayb 89. Angels: no OTHER… 90. Current Best Friend’s Name: meg 91. Eye Color: greyish blue 92. Favorite Movie: idk harry potter i guess

ahh that was fun, i tag: @lcssamazingphil @dadinof @danlands @melancholydan and @cloudylester

#tag game #u don't have to do this btw

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luxuryniall · 7 years ago

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92 Truths About Me

I was tagged by @givelarryachonce thanks bby ily xx

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, choose 25 people to tag!

THE LAST…  

1. Drink: Water (I literally don’t drink anything else on a daily)

2. Phone call: My mother, but like always she didn’t pick up

3. Text message: My sister telling me to kill a spider in the bathroom

4. Song you listened to: Your Song - Rita Ora (such a jam)

5. Time you cried: I honestly can’t remember

HAVE YOU EVER…  

6. Dated someone twice: Nahhh

7. Been cheated on: No

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: No

9. Lost someone special: No

10. Been depressed: Like every day lol

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No, I don’t drink to that point lmao

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:

12. Navy

13. Nantucket

14. Turquoise

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…  

15. Made new friends: Yep and it’s weird bc I don’t usually???

16. Fallen out of love: No, I’ve never been in love (except with Niall obvs)

17. Laughed until you cried: Of course, that’s the best kind of laughing

18. Found out someone was talking about you: No, but people probably do talk shit about me. I just don’t know

19. Met someone who changed you: I guess?

20. Found out who your true friends are: Yes

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Like 60%? lol

23. Do you have any pets: No... rip dog-less me

24. Do you want to change your name: Ever since Gossip Girl, I wished my name was Blair

25. What did you do for your last birthday: I had alcohol on my 21st (not for the first time) but it was a fun time

26. What time did you wake up: 5.57am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping bc work!!!

28. Name something you cannot wait for: To move to NYC and get my own place omg

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: Like 30 minutes ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I had a sugar daddy lmao

31. What are you listening to right now: Your Song - Rita Ora

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: What a strange question. But yes, I’ve spoken to several Toms and a Thomas 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: My sister

34. Most visited website: Tumblr

35. Elementary: A great time!!! Like hmu with naptime again

36. High School: I wish I could go back I was so happy

37. College/university: Ughhhhhhhhhhh it’s alright

38. Hair colour: brunnette

39. Long or short hair: I have long hair right now, but I really need to get it cut

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah, but he’s a fuckboy, so I’m trying to talk myself out of it lol

41. What do you like about yourself: I know what I want and I will get it

42. Piercings: Ears, just the basic hole

43. Blood type: Who even knows their blood type???

44. Nickname: J-woww

45. Relationship status: So single omg

46. Zodiac sign: Gemini

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: The Office (or White Collar)

49. Tattoos: Nope

50. Right or left hand: Right

FIRST…

 51. Surgery: I’ve never had surgery *knock on wood*

52. Piercing: My ears

54. Sport: Ballet

55. Vacation: The first one I actually remember was going to Florida when I was like 9

56. Pair of trainers: Idk, I never was a trainers type of girl

57. Eating: Just had lunch a few hours ago (tortellini yummm)

58. Drinking: Nothing at the moment

59. I’m about to: Watch some New Girl

60. Listening to: Sympathique - Pink Martini (my life theme song honestly)

61. Waiting for: Sunday the 9th bc I’m going to see ED SHEERAN!!!!!!!

62. Want: A sugar daddy

63. Get married: Ehhhh we’ll see

64. Career: Hopefully something in marketing or corporate law is cool too

YOUR TYPE…  

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs for sure!

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes

67. Shorter or taller: Taller obvs

68. Older or younger: Older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice stomach

71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive

72. Hook up or relationship: I’m not really a hook up kind of girl

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER…

 74. Kissed a stranger?: No lol

75. Drank hard liquor?: Yes

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: Don’t wear them

77. Turned someone down: Omg yes I turn down almost everyone lol

78. Sex on first date: No

79. Broken someone’s heart: Probably bc I’m a bitch oops

80. Had your heart broken: No

81. Been arrested: No, but I have been to prison

82. Cried when someone died: Yes

83. Fallen for a friend: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…  

84. Yourself: Who?

85. Miracles: Sometimes

86. Love at first sight: NO

87. Santa Claus: I wish I still did

88. Kiss on the first date: If it goes well, yes!

89. Angels: Niall is the only angel I believe in

OTHER…  

90. Current best friend’s name: Simina

91. Eye colour: Brown

92. Favourite movie: Midnight in Paris (reminds me of Paris and I want to go back so bad)

I tag anyone who wants to do this tbh. I always tag people and they never seem to do it, so it’s whoever sees this and wants to do it

#about me #me #tags

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theonewiththeeyebrows · 8 years ago

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My OMGCP!AU Headcanon

Gosh this got super long.

Character dev for Jack!Derek and Bitty!Stiles (and some of the others) -- a bit different from OMGCP!

Warning/Disclaimer: I know nothing about Hockey FYI. I have never even seen a game. All my knowledge comes from OMGCP, wikipedia, the NCAA, NHL, and various other HL websites/resources. OMGCP belongs to ngoziu you can read it omgcheckplease it is a brilliant story (I love it so much!).

Jack!Derek - Son of Talia & Jerome Hale (The Hockey Power Couple); Brother of Laura Hale (2016 Olympic Figure Skating Gold Medalist)

Talia Maheegan was of the few non-Goalie women Hockey Players in Professional Men’s Hockey. She was part of the Women’s Hockey team at Beacon Hills University before she was recruited by Leksands IF (Elitserien, now the Swedish Hockey League). A few years later she was offered a contract by the Bakersfield Condors. She was ready to be closer to home, so she came back although she was a woman, when a few of the guys in the NHL team got badly injured, she was moved up to the Oilers roster.

She met her future husband, Jerome Hale, when the Oilers played the Bruins in her rookie game and she gave him a nosebleed. She was the first female Alternate Captain for the Oilers when they won the Stanley Cup in 1984. And the first female Captain when they won in 1985. She retired in 1986 when she was pregnant, had twins Laura and Derek.

Jerome Hale played for the Bruins but was traded in 1985-86 he was the Captain of the Oilers from 1987-1993 - Derek pooped in the Stanley cup twice during that time - in 1987 & 1988.

Derek and Laura started skating young, Laura wasn’t into Hockey, but she started enjoying figure skating, and took that route.

(Strike throughs are for humanAU)

Derek looked up to both his parents and wanted to follow in their footsteps. He went into the Juniors where he met Kate Argent (maybe Kate’s dad hated her and Talia for being women in a Men’s sport or something, so there was a lot of sexism and prejudice there, and internalized misogyny maybe? If werewolves exist in this verse then she’s from a werewolf hunter family as is canon and she is using him to get info as is canon). She was beautiful and ambitious, and Derek and Kate became good friends, best friends even... then more. There was a lot of pressure to do well in the juniors as it would lead into the draft which would lead to the NHL. He worked hard and honed his skills for two years before he could enter the draft.

Kate’s brother was also in the Juniors, but he was reaching the maximum age for both the draft and the league. There was a lot of talk about how Derek was top pick. Kate would keep getting in his head, Derek was on anxiety meds since he joined the juniors, Kate knew and she kept telling him to take more so that he wasn’t off his game. Just before the draft picks his parents, younger sister, aunt and uncle got into a fatal car accident with no survivors (a drunk driver drove them off the road If werewolves exist -- Gerard put a hit on the family and got them killed -- but obvs. can’t get Derek and Laura now it would be too suspicious). Laura was at a Figure Skating meet in Europe.

Derek took his anxiety meds, alcohol and something that Kate slipped him and had a reaction that sent him to the hospital. He wakes up to Laura slumped at his bedside still in her leotard. He pulls out of the draft, the media calls it an overdose, he doesn’t correct them. He goes to a rehab center after his family’s memorial service. Laura sorts out everything with the legal team while he is in rehab.

When he gets out he supports her while she continues working on her figure skating and he tries to figure out his life without hockey. And he can’t. One day Laura comes in throws down a Beacon Hills University Pamphlet on the counter, and when Derek looks at her questioningly, she says “Ma went there. It’s where she truly fell in love with Hockey. They would want you to be happy, Der! I want you to be happy. You’re miserable, please. Think about it. You can major in History and play Hockey. I already called the coaches, they’ve already said they’d give you a Scholarship if you wanted it.”

Derek gets on the ice for the first time in one and a half years. He’s rusty, but it’s in his blood. He trains hard for 3 months before he thinks he’s fit enough to go to college. He applies anyways. He gets in -- even without the Scholarship -- he was good enough to.

Bitty!Stiles - Son of Claudia (former Figure Skater) and Sheriff Noah Stilinski

Stiles’ mother dies when he is eight, and Stiles is kinda lost after that. When he’s 10 he finds his mom’s cooks books and he feels a connection to her again so he starts baking. He bakes more than he or his dad can eat, so he takes the excess to the Sheriff’s station (where his dad works) or to the farmer’s market where he makes money off of his pies.

There is this huge rift between him and his dad, and he can’t seem to figure out how to mend it. He loves his dad, and he knows his dad loves him. But his dad started drinking after his mom died, and his mom was the glue in the family. Sometimes his dad looks at him and gets this pained look in his eyes and Stiles thinks it’s because he looks so much like her.

Stiles started ice skating with his mom because she used to be a figure skater. She taught him all sorts of neat tricks and even tried to get him to enter a few competitions, but after she died it became another thing that became harder to do. He still went skating every weekend, but he didn’t really feel like figure skating anymore.

His dad coached peewee football, so in an effort to bond with his dad, Stiles joined the football team but when he gets tackled within the first thirty seconds, and ends up with a compound fracture, it instills the fear of God in him, and he refuses to ever go back, regardless of what his dad says.

How he ends up playing Hockey is a mystery to him because Hockey is a high-contact sport just like football. But he’s in a co-ed no-contact Hockey team and he meets some amazing people. He starts enjoying being on the ice again, and he starts feeling another connection to his mother -- so he starts figure skating again as well -- just a little bit -- nothing like the fancy stuff his mother made him learn.

Stiles’ was always the underdog, he was bullied in high-school because his mother died. He was bullied because his dad was a policeman, he was bullied because he came to school in a cruiser, he was bullied because he looked weird, or talked weird, or had ADHD. He didn’t have friends (not for lack of trying). He was called homophobic slurs because he did figure skating and couldn’t take a hit (he’s bi, thanks a lot for bi-erasure assholes! at least call him the bi-phobic slurs!) He can’t find a place for himself so he starts a v-log his Junior year of high school. For some reason people enjoy his sarcasm coupled with the sweet baked goods he tutors them on. So he keeps making the videos.

His dad can’t afford to send him to College, but he has a few options though -- a merit Scholarship (but his ADHD make it hard for him to keep his grades up), a Federal Load (does he want the government hounding him for years after he graduates), a Sports Scholarship (can he get into the NCAA?). He applies to BHU because Beacon Hills is still in California (so he’s still close to his dad, but far enough away that it’s a few hours away by road or at least a short flight away). He send a tape of him playing Hockey as well as figure skating to the Coaches along with his Scholarship Application. He didn’t expect to -- but he gets in! His dad is so proud. He comes out to his dad, but his dad doesn’t believe him. Stiles doesn’t let that bum him out though -- he’s going to college.

BHMH

Isaac, Boyd (Sophomores) - Live in the Attic the Haus - best friends. Boyd is quiet and constant. Isaac is sassy and loud. Together they are constantly coming up with all kinds of shenanigans. They are the ones who handle all the parties and know pretty much everyone there is to know on campus.

Jordan (Junior like Derek) - Lives at the Haus - is everyone’s best friend. But isn’t wild/crazy. Is wildly popular. He is beautiful and used to be a model. He is a women’s and gender studies major, but he’s also studying pre-law and criminology.

Greenburg as suggested by Nonnie (Senior) - The metaphysical Goalie - LOL - I couldn’t think of who else to put here - I guess I could have added Peter (but I really don’t like him, maybe he can be a lax bro) - gives his dibs to Stiles.

Erica, Allison (Sophomores) - Non-Goalie team-mates who initially faced sexism from the senior teammates (not from Derek or Jordan) but proved themselves after their preseason when they took down the biggest player skate circles around all the other players, not giving up the puck even once (but also refusing to score because the guys on their team are assholes). They live in an apartment near the Haus together. They were not surprised when Jordan got the dibs instead of one of them (Derek got dibs from the outgoing captain his freshman year, when Derek was voted incoming Captain).

Scott (Freshman like Stiles) - Stiles’ Roommate, becomes Stiles’ best friend. Wants to be a vet. Is a Derek Hale fan, but doesn’t like Derek in RL. Is a cuddle monster. Is smitten with both Kira and Allison.

Kira is the Manager (Sophomore) - Doing a semester in Japan (Studying Art and Mythology). Cannot ice-skate.

Lydia is a girl who Stiles crushes on in one of his classes, and he invites her to Epikegster and she says yes (but as a friend). She is into Jordan. When Jordan finds out he tries to dissuade her even though he is hella into her brains and beauty combo. Stiles is bummed, but he can’t deny his friend someone awesome like Lydia. So he totally gives Jordan a thumbs up, and tells him to pursue it. Lydia and Stiles get to know each other over time and realize how great they are as friends, anything else would have been Chaos. This is also around the time Stiles starts to realize he has major feelings for Derek. Feelings that make his stomach swoop, and his breath catch, and blood rush to his cheeks, even though Derek doesn’t really do anything (other than buy him his favourite coffee, or bake a perfect lattice crust for their American Food and Culture Class, or take his cold finger into his warm hands and rub them, just to hopefully bring some warmth because he knows how cold Stiles gets (Mt. Shasta gets really cold compared to San Diego).

Jackson and Peter can be the dreaded Lax bros. idk. Peter isn’t related to Derek.

[Part 2]

#omgcp #zimbits #check please!#check please #teen wolf #Sterek #otp: sterek #t writes #t writes fanfiction

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