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he said "really struggle to how introduce this song" and i froze lmaoooo

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Berita Duka-Bill Saragih Tutup Usia

Musisi jazz senior Indonesia Bill Saragih menghembus napas terakhirnya di RS Fatmawati pada Selasa (29/1/2008) pukul 11.15 WIB. Bill dirawat di rumah sakit akibat serangan stroke.

“Iya benar Pak Bill meninggal dunia pukul 11.15 WIB di RS Fatmawati,” kata Ny Joice Saragih saat dihubungi okezone di rumah duka Taman Rempoa Indah Blok D No 24, Jakarta Selatan, Selasa (29/1/2008).

Disebutkannya, Bill Saragih sejak beberapa tahun ini memang menderita sakit dan sempat mengalami stroke. “Bapak awalnya dirawat di RS Internasional Bintaro sejak 8 Januari lalu,” terangnya.

Awalnya kondisi Bill Saragih membaik dan sempat dirawat di ruang rawat biasa. Akan tetapi setelah dirawat hampir 11 hari di RS Internasional Bintaro, kondisi Bill Saragih memburuk dan harus dirawat di ruang isolasi.

“Saat itu kami minta kamar isolasi. Tapi ternyata semua ruang baik kelas 1 hingga kelas 3 di RS Bintaro penuh. Makanya kami minta dipindahkan ke rumah sakit lain, dan akhirnya dirawat di RS Fatmawati,” ujarnya pasrah.

Indra Lesmana merupakan salah satu orang yang berduka atas meninggalnya Bill Saragih. Di balik kesedihannya, Indra mengatakan, ini yang terbaik untuk Bill.

“Waktu dikabari lewat pesan singkat (SMS), saya sebenarnya tidak terlalu shock. Karena sebelumnya saya sudah melihat kondisi Oom Bill yang memprihatinkan. Jadi, mungkin ini yang terbaik buat Oom Bill. Kasihan dia terus bertarung dengan penyakitnya,” ungkap Indra Lesmana yang dihubungi okezone.com, Selasa (29/1/2008).

Sebelum Bill meninggal, Indra menjenguk ke Rumah Sakit International Bintaro. Kondisi musisi jazz itu sangat kritis. “Dengan peralatan ventilator yang menandakan hampir koma, saya berpikir kondisinya memang sudah sangat kritis,” tambahnya.

Juri Indonesian Idol ini merasa sangat kehilangan sosok pria kelahiran Pematang Siantar, 75 tahun silam itu. Sebab, banyak kenangan yang pernah dilalui bersama.

“Bagi saya, Oom Bill sudah seperti keluarga. Saya masih ingat kebersamaan kami saat sama-sama tinggal di Australia. Saya sangat kagum dengan Oom Bill. Dia multi instrumentalis yang menurut saya sangat langka di Indonesia, bahkan di dunia sekali pun,” ujar Indra ramah.

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"posts that have 10k notes to me" the sorcerer uttered. in an instant thousands of villagers rushed into the room right up to me and started stuffing sheets of paper into my pockets. i couldn't find anything other than their likes for weeks.

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  Smol headcanon- Robin’s haki is tied to emotions and auras where most observational haki is mostly focused on enemy movements. So if people on the ship are in a terrible situation where everyone else’s guards are down (eyes emoji) she’s going to pick up on that and r ush the fuck oveR.

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8:    00percen 0percent 100perce 50percen achusett actually airforce akespear algoogle allyoffi allyoper allytimh alsafari altinder anagemen antarcit apricorn arcitica asically assachus assistan australi basicall bigbaske bisexual blicofir bviously capricor cdonalds celestia chipotle chusetts cialtind cialvine cipality ckduckgo classroo cofirela corddotc crowavea definite differen discordd duckduck duotheli ealgoogl eallytim ealsafar eclassro efinitel elangana elestial elythere epublico eragxrea erepubli everyday fficiall fficialt fficialv ficially ficialti ficialvi finitely firehous fireland gleclass gleslide googlecl googledo googlesl guatemal hakespea herently herepubl homedepo ialtinde icialtin icialvin icofirel icrowave ictorias ifferent igbasket ikipedia imhorton incipali incognit inherent initelyt irehouse iscorddo itelythe jcjenson kespeare lassroom leclassr leslides lgooglec lgoogled lgoogles licofire llyoffic llyopera llytimho lyoffici lyoperag lytherep lytimhor manageme massachu mcdonald mhortons microwav military mnisexua molossia nagement ncipalit ncognito nherentl nisexual nitelyth nofficia notreall ntarciti nuwuifer obviousl official ofirelan ogleclas ogledocs ogleslid omedepot omnisexu ooglecla oogledoc ooglesli operagxr orddotcu otallyof otallyop otheling otreally outubefr overeign owaveabl paghetti pakistan peragxre picverse principa publicof ragxreal rannical rddotcum realgoog reallyti realsafa realzies reliance republic rincipal rowaveab sachuset scorddot scotland shakespe sovereig spaghett ssachuse ssistant tallyoff tallyope tarcitic telangan telyther thelingo therepub timhorto totallyo tyrannic uatemala ublicofi uckduckg unoffici unuwuife uothelin ustralia victoria waveable wikipedi yofficia yoperagx youtubef yrannica ytherepu ytimhort    198/2821109907456    (194/208827064576)    (4/783641640960)

9:    00percent 100percen 50percent achusetts akespeare algooglec algoogled algoogles allyoffic allyopera allytimho anagement antarciti assachuse assistant australia basically bigbasket blicofire capricorn celestial cialtinde classroom cofirelan corddotcu crowaveab definitel different discorddo duckduckg duothelin ealgoogle eallytimh ealsafari eclassroo efinitely elytherep epublicof eragxreal erepublic fficially fficialti fficialvi ficialtin ficialvin finitelyt firehouse gleclassr gleslides googlecla googledoc googlesli guatemala hakespear herepubli homedepot ialtinder icialtind icialvine icofirela icrowavea imhortons incipalit incognito inherentl initelyth iscorddot itelyther leclassro lgooglecl lgoogledo lgooglesl licofirel llyoffici llyoperag llytimhor lyofficia lyoperagx lytherepu lytimhort managemen massachus mcdonalds microwave mnisexual ncipality nherently nitelythe nofficial notreally ntarcitic obviously officiall officialt officialv ofireland ogleclass ogleslide omnisexua oogleclas oogledocs oogleslid operagxre orddotcum otallyoff otallyope othelingo owaveable peragxrea principal publicofi realgoogl reallytim realsafar republico rincipali rowaveabl sachusett scorddotc shakespea sovereign spaghetti ssachuset tallyoffi tallyoper tarcitica telangana telythere therepubl timhorton totallyof totallyop tyrannica ublicofir uckduckgo unofficia unuwuifer uotheling victorias wikipedia yofficial youtubefr yrannical ytherepub ytimhorto    145/101559956668416    (142/5429503678976)    (3/28211099074560)

10:    100percent algooglecl algoogledo algooglesl allyoffici allyoperag allytimhor antarcitic assachuset blicofirel cialtinder cofireland corddotcum crowaveabl definitely discorddot duckduckgo duotheling ealgooglec ealgoogled ealgoogles eallytimho eclassroom efinitelyt elytherepu epublicofi erepublico fficialtin fficialvin ficialtind ficialvine finitelyth gleclassro googleclas googledocs googleslid hakespeare herepublic icialtinde icofirelan icrowaveab incipality inherently initelythe iscorddotc itelythere leclassroo lgooglecla lgoogledoc lgooglesli licofirela llyofficia llyoperagx llytimhort lyofficial lytherepub lytimhorto management massachuse microwavea nitelyther nofficiall nofficialv ntarcitica officially officialti officialvi ogleclassr ogleslides omnisexual oogleclass oogleslide operagxrea otallyoffi otallyoper peragxreal principali publicofir realgoogle reallytimh realsafari republicof rincipalit rowaveable sachusetts scorddotcu shakespear ssachusett tallyoffic tallyopera telytherep therepubli timhortons totallyoff totallyope tyrannical ublicofire unofficial uothelingo ytherepubl ytimhorton    101/3656158440062976    (100/141167095653376)    (1/1015599566684160)

11:    algooglecla algoogledoc algooglesli allyofficia allyoperagx allytimhort antarcitica assachusett blicofirela crowaveable definitelyt discorddotc duothelingo ealgooglecl ealgoogledo ealgooglesl eallytimhor efinitelyth elytherepub epublicofir erepublicof fficialtind fficialvine ficialtinde finitelythe gleclassroo googleclass googleslide herepublico icialtinder icofireland icrowaveabl initelyther iscorddotcu itelytherep leclassroom lgoogleclas lgoogledocs lgoogleslid licofirelan llyofficial llytimhorto lytherepubl lytimhorton massachuset microwaveab nitelythere nofficially nofficialvi officialtin officialvin ogleclassro oogleclassr oogleslides operagxreal otallyoffic otallyopera principalit publicofire realgooglec realgoogled realgoogles reallytimho republicofi rincipality scorddotcum shakespeare ssachusetts tallyoffici tallyoperag telytherepu therepublic totallyoffi totallyoper ublicofirel unofficiall unofficialv ytherepubli ytimhortons    79/131621703842267136    (79/3670344486987776)

12:    algoogleclas algoogledocs algoogleslid allyofficial allytimhorto assachusetts blicofirelan definitelyth discorddotcu ealgooglecla ealgoogledoc ealgooglesli eallytimhort efinitelythe elytherepubl epublicofire erepublicofi fficialtinde ficialtinder finitelyther gleclassroom googleclassr googleslides herepublicof icrowaveable initelythere iscorddotcum itelytherepu lgoogleclass lgoogleslide licofireland llytimhorton lytherepubli lytimhortons massachusett microwaveabl nitelytherep nofficialvin officialtind officialvine ogleclassroo oogleclassro otallyoffici otallyoperag principality publicofirel realgooglecl realgoogledo realgooglesl reallytimhor republicofir tallyofficia tallyoperagx telytherepub therepublico totallyoffic totallyopera ublicofirela unofficially unofficialvi ytherepublic    61/4738381338321616896    (61/95428956661682176)

13:    algoogleclass algoogleslide allytimhorton blicofireland definitelythe discorddotcum ealgoogleclas ealgoogledocs ealgoogleslid eallytimhorto efinitelyther elytherepubli epublicofirel erepublicofir fficialtinder finitelythere googleclassro herepublicofi initelytherep itelytherepub lgoogleclassr lgoogleslides llytimhortons lytherepublic massachusetts microwaveable nitelytherepu nofficialvine officialtinde ogleclassroom oogleclassroo otallyofficia otallyoperagx publicofirela realgooglecla realgoogledoc realgooglesli reallytimhort republicofire tallyofficial telytherepubl therepublicof totallyoffici totallyoperag ublicofirelan unofficialvin ytherepublico    47/170581728179578208256    (47/2481152873203736576)

14:    algoogleclassr algoogleslides allytimhortons definitelyther ealgoogleclass ealgoogleslide eallytimhorton efinitelythere elytherepublic epublicofirela erepublicofire finitelytherep googleclassroo herepublicofir initelytherepu itelytherepubl lgoogleclassro lytherepublico nitelytherepub officialtinder oogleclassroom otallyofficial publicofirelan realgoogleclas realgoogledocs realgoogleslid reallytimhorto republicofirel telytherepubli therepublicofi totallyofficia totallyoperagx ublicofireland unofficialvine ytherepublicof    35/6140942214464815497216    (35/64509974703297150976)

15:    algoogleclassro definitelythere ealgoogleclassr ealgoogleslides eallytimhortons efinitelytherep elytherepublico epublicofirelan erepublicofirel finitelytherepu googleclassroom herepublicofire initelytherepub itelytherepubli lgoogleclassroo lytherepublicof nitelytherepubl publicofireland realgoogleclass realgoogleslide reallytimhorton republicofirela telytherepublic therepublicofir totallyofficial ytherepublicofi    26/221073919720733357899776    (26/1677259342285725925376)

16:    algoogleclassroo definitelytherep ealgoogleclassro efinitelytherepu elytherepublicof epublicofireland erepublicofirela finitelytherepub herepublicofirel initelytherepubl itelytherepublic lgoogleclassroom lytherepublicofi nitelytherepubli realgoogleclassr realgoogleslides reallytimhortons republicofirelan telytherepublico therepublicofire ytherepublicofir    21/7958661109946400884391936    (21/43608742899428874059776)

17:    algoogleclassroom definitelytherepu ealgoogleclassroo efinitelytherepub elytherepublicofi erepublicofirelan finitelytherepubl herepublicofirela initelytherepubli itelytherepublico lytherepublicofir nitelytherepublic realgoogleclassro republicofireland telytherepublicof therepublicofirel ytherepublicofire    17/286511799958070431838109696    (17/1133827315385150725554176)

18:    definitelytherepub ealgoogleclassroom efinitelytherepubl elytherepublicofir erepublicofireland finitelytherepubli herepublicofirelan initelytherepublic itelytherepublicof lytherepublicofire nitelytherepublico realgoogleclassroo telytherepublicofi therepublicofirela ytherepublicofirel    15/10314424798490535546171949056    (15/29479510200013918864408576)

19:    definitelytherepubl efinitelytherepubli elytherepublicofire finitelytherepublic herepublicofireland initelytherepublico itelytherepublicofi lytherepublicofirel nitelytherepublicof realgoogleclassroom telytherepublicofir therepublicofirelan ytherepublicofirela    13/371319292745659279662190166016    (13/766467265200361890474622976)

20:    definitelytherepubli efinitelytherepublic elytherepublicofirel finitelytherepublico initelytherepublicof itelytherepublicofir lytherepublicofirela nitelytherepublicofi telytherepublicofire therepublicofireland ytherepublicofirelan    11/13367494538843734067838845976576    (11/19928148895209409152340197376)

21:    definitelytherepublic efinitelytherepublico elytherepublicofirela finitelytherepublicof initelytherepublicofi itelytherepublicofire lytherepublicofirelan nitelytherepublicofir telytherepublicofirel ytherepublicofireland    10/481229803398374426442198455156736    (10/518131871275444637960845131776)

22:    definitelytherepublico efinitelytherepublicof elytherepublicofirelan finitelytherepublicofi initelytherepublicofir itelytherepublicofirel lytherepublicofireland nitelytherepublicofire telytherepublicofirela    9/17324272922341479351919144385642496    (9/13471428653161560586981973426176)

23:    definitelytherepublicof efinitelytherepublicofi elytherepublicofireland finitelytherepublicofir initelytherepublicofire itelytherepublicofirela nitelytherepublicofirel telytherepublicofirelan    8/623673825204293256669089197883129856    (8/350257144982200575261531309080576)

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25:    definitelytherepublicofir efinitelytherepublicofire finitelytherepublicofirel initelytherepublicofirela itelytherepublicofireland nitelytherepublicofirelan    6/808281277464764060643139600456536293376    (6/236773830007967588876795164938469376)

26:    definitelytherepublicofire efinitelytherepublicofirel finitelytherepublicofirela initelytherepublicofirelan nitelytherepublicofireland    5/29098125988731506183153025616435306561536    (5/6156119580207157310796674288400203776)

27:    definitelytherepublicofirel efinitelytherepublicofirela finitelytherepublicofirelan initelytherepublicofireland    4/1047532535594334222593508922191671036215296    (4/160059109085386090080713531498405298176)

28:    definitelytherepublicofirela efinitelytherepublicofirelan finitelytherepublicofireland    3/37711171281396032013366321198900157303750656    (3/4161536836220038342098551818958537752576)

29:    definitelytherepublicofirelan efinitelytherepublicofireland    2/1357602166130257152481187563160405662935023616    (2/108199957741720996894562347292921981566976)

30:    definitelytherepublicofireland    1/48873677980689257489322752273774603865660850176    (1/2813198901284745919258621029615971520741376)

nudity isn't inherently sexual but when the nudity is sexual BARK BARK BARK BARK you know?

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Damn... make a queue. No one wants to see 60x the same stupid posts from the same unfunny blog. We get it, you like this shitty NY comments

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welc

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[met-photos]

[Karel Ooms] by Unknown, The Met's Photos

The Albert Ten Eyck Gardner Collection, Gift of the Centennial Committee, 1970 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY Medium: Albumen silver print

[thisdayinphishtory]

26 years ago: Darien Lake Performing Arts Center - Darien Center, NY - 1993

Phish • August 07, 1993 • Darien Lake Performing Arts Center • Darien Center, NY

Set 1: Llama, Bouncing Around the Room > Poor Heart > Stash[1] -> Makisupa Policeman, Reba[2], Maze, Colonel Forbin's Ascent > Fly Famous Mockingbird[3] > Cavern

Set 2: Also Sprach Zarathustra > Mike's Song[4] -> Kung -> Mike's Song > The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday > Avenu Malkenu > The Sloth, Sparkle, My Friend, My Friend[5] > McGrupp and the Watchful Hosemasters -> Purple Rain > Hold Your Head Up, Run Like an Antelope

Encore: Carolina, La Grange

[1] Unfinished. [2] No whistling. [3] Narration dealt with the "Roller Coaster of the Mind." [4] Aw Fuck! and Oom Pa Pa signals. [5] Beginning featured Trey on acoustic guitar.

Stash was unfinished and included Dave's Energy Guide teases from Trey. Makisupa contained a Stash quote from Trey. Reba was performed without the whistling ending. To compensate, there was some whistling from Reba during the Maze opening. Maze contained a tease of Stairway to Heaven. The narration in Mockingbird dealt with the “Roller Coaster of the Mind” and contained a Paint It Black tease from Page and a Wilson tease from Trey. Cavern contained a Purple Haze tease from Trey. At the end of Cavern, Trey wished Happy Birthday to "Jim" and said it was Steph's birthday and said it would be funny if everybody who walked by the Greenpeace table gave her a hug. Page also teased "Charge!" while Trey was talking. Mike’s Song contained an Also Sprach Zarathustra tease from Trey, a New York, New York tease from Page, and Aw Fuck! and Oom Pa Pa signals. The beginning of My Friend featured Trey on acoustic guitar. Mike teased Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star in Antelope. This show is available as an archival release on LivePhish.com.

[lunapaper]

After a four year absence, EVVY finally returns with the poignant new single ‘OOMS’ (Out Of My System),’ a bold, effervescent burst of pop providing the ultimate catharsis for the NY singer as she vows: '[...] I won't let emotion be the end of me.'

Although her self-titled 2015 EP received great acclaim, EVVY chose to take a step back from the limelight when her father became ill. As she says about the track via press release: 'OOMS' (Out of My System) was written during a time where I confronted the anxiety and depression that I had let takeover my life.’

- Bianca B.

[the-met-art]

[Karel Ooms] by Unknown, The Met's Photography Department

Medium: Albumen silver print

The Albert Ten Eyck Gardner Collection, Gift of the Centennial Committee, 1970 Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY

http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/686252

[kelkkamonologi]

Lahtinen/Määttä VOL 2.0. Perjaatteessa voi lukee stand-alonena mut suosittelen lukeen edellisen ekana :D

Kirjoittaja: @poskihammas eli mä

Päähenkilöt: Lahtinen ja Määttä. Paritussss.

Varoitukset: Ei niitä kai oo?

Vastuuvapaus: Hahmot kuuluu Linnalle

Summary: Määttä on muuttanu Tampereelle sodan jälkeen

Sota oli loppunut pari kuukautta sitten ja Määttä oli muuttanut Tampereelle. Lahtisenkin mies oli kerennyt muuttokiireistä huolimatta tapaamaan. Lahtinen joutui turvautumaan kävelykeppiin, mutta kävely luonnistui kuitenkin ihan hyvin. Hän oli yrittänyt parhaansa mukaan auttaa Määttää muutossa, mutta oli lähinnä ollut vammansa takia tiellä.

Miesten suhde oli syventynyt Määtän Tampereella asumisen aikana, mutta eivät he siitä puhuneet muiden kuullen. “Hyvii kavereita me vaa ollaam Määtän kans. Rintamalla me tutustuttii kus se toimi mun syättäjänä.” Lahtinen oli sanonut jollekin kaverilleen, jonka kanssa Lahtinen ja Määttä olivat olleet viettämässä iltaa.

Määttä oli saanut työpaikan Finlaysonilta ja huomenna olisi hänen ensimmäinen työpäivänsä. Lahtinen oli kylässä ja rauhoitteli kaveriaan.

“Kyä se hyvim menee. Vaikka iha sama se kai om mitä sä teet ku kapitalistin rahapussiin sä kumminki pelaat.” Lahtinen sanoi ja otti hörpyn kahvistaan. “Niin kai. Nuo murreasiat voan häiritsee. Jos hyö eivät ymmärrä minnuu tai jos minä en ymmärrä heitä.” Määttä sanoi hiljaa. “Nääs ei Tampereen kiälessä oom mitääm mitä ei ymmärtäs. Perkele, melken kirjakiältähäm me puhutaan rotvallin reunalla.” Lahtinen nauroi. “Mikä on rotvalli?” Määttä hämmentyi. “Eks sä tiiä?” Lahtinen hämmentyi ja laski kahvikuppinsa. “En.” Määttä nolostui ja nousi pöydästä ja vei kahvikupit tiskattaviksi. “Siis se on toi reunakivi jalkakäytävällä.” Lahtinen selvensi. ”Paljov viä näköjää opetettavaa sulle et susta tulee aito tamperelaine.”

Miehet istuivat Määtän sängylle ja Lahtinen otti sukan pois oikeasta, haavoittuneesta, jalastaan. Arpi näkyi selkeästi kantapäässä ja Määttä irvisti. Lahtinen ei ollut ennen uskaltanut, tai kehdannut, näyttää arpea. “Pahan näköinen. Onks jalkas ikinä kippee?” Määttä kysyi arasti. “Joka askeleella siihen sattuu mut kyä mä siihe ooj jo tottunu. Emmä kapitalistien lääkäreihin luata. Sev varmaa sä tiäsikki.” Lahtinen hymähti. ”Kylhän minä sen tiesin. Kapitalisti sitä ja tätä.” Määttä virnisti ja pussasi Lahtista poskelle. Lahtinen kasvot näyttivät Neuvostoliiton lipulta. ”Perkele kum mulla o ollu ikävä sua.” Lahtinen heitti ja kaatoi Määtän selälleen. Alkoi käsikähmä kuten Rokka olisi sanonut.

Lahtinen keräili vaatteensa lattialta ja puki päälleen. Määttä makoili ilman paitaa sängyllään ja kinusi Lahtista jäämään. ”Emmä viitti. Aamulla taas joku lääkärikäynti. Pitäs saada kohta toi saatanan keppi pois. Kyä ne sanoo et mä kävelen viä joskus normaalisti mut paskat mä mitään normaalisti kävele. Ja sullaki o aikane herätys.” Lahtinen tuhahti ja näykkäisi Määttää korvasta. Määttä hymyili. ”Ei sitä koskaan tiijä. Aina voi toivoo. No, jos sinä haluut lähtee nii kai miun pittää päästää siut lähteen. Ja nii, aikainen herätys.” Määttä sanoi ja Lahtinen poimi keppinsä lattialta ja lähti ontuen ulko-ovelle päin. Määttä meni auttamaan.

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Työpäivänsä jälkeen Määttä istui linja-autopysäkillä ja ajatteli menevänsä suorinta tietä Lahtiselle. Ei enää kauaa ja heillä olisi yhteinen koti. Määttä hymyili ja hänen uusi työkaverinsa kysyi mikä noin hymyilytti. ”Eihän tässä mikkään. Tampere on hieno kaupunki mut vähän liian suuri maalaiselle.” Määttä kertoi osatotuuden. ”Nii ohan tää iha kiva kaupunki. Mistä sä olitkaa kotosi?” Heikkilä naurahti. ”Kainuusta. Rintamalla minun kanssa samas joukkuees oli pari tamperelaista ja hyö sannoi jot tääl olisi työpaikkoja. Tiedä sitte.” Määttä hymähti. ”Kaukana kotoo. No mä lähen tästä. Nähää huamenna.” työkaveri sanoi ja lähti matkoihinsa.

Määttä löysi kuin löysikin Lahtisen asunnolle. Makuuhuone, vessa, keittiö-olohuone.

”Mites sun eka päivä meni?” Lahtinen kysyi heidän istuttuaan keittiön pöydän ääreen. ”Kai se ihan hyvin. Menee murteen kiinnisaamises viel hetki mut eiköhän sekin kohta luonnistu. Olenhan sinnuu kuunnellu nii kauan.” Määttä naurahti. ”Joo, kyä Tampereen kiälen nopeesti oppii tyhmäki.” Lahtinen naurahti.

Määttä kertoi työpäivästään ja Lahtinen tuhahteli tyytyväisenä. Väliin oli pakko opettaa tamperelaisia sanoja, kyrsä eli makkara, nysse tai bussi eli linja-auto, vihta eikä vasta, sannyssi eli sano nyt sitten… ”Mutta mitä se teiän nääs tarkottaa? Sitä nuo käytti älyttömän paljon.” Määttä kehtasi kysyä. ”Se ov vaa täytesana. Ei sillä oikee oo nääs mitää merkitystä. Se ov vaa nääs kato.” Lahtinen kohautti olkapäitään.

Lahtinen alkoi selittää kommunismista ja Määttä esitti kiinnostunutta. Rintamalla Määttä oli siihen jo tottunut eikä viitsinyt nytkään sanoa väliin. Hän tunsi olonsa turvalliseksi Tampereella juuri Lahtisen takia.

”Mut hei! Sähän et oo viä päässy maistaan maapallon parasta ruakaa! Mustaamakkaraa!” Lahtinen huudahti. ”En kai.” Määttä ihmetteli. ”Jos kapitalistit ei oo muuta hyvää keksiny, nii mustamakkara o kyä maapallon paras keksintö ja ruaka. Pualahilloo siihe viäree niij joha o!”

Lahtinen laittoi Määtän hakemaan torilta mustaamakkaraa ja puolukkahilloa.

Määttä esitti pitävänsä ruuasta, mutta oikeasti inhosi sitä. Miten kukaan voi pitää mustastamakkarasta? Tamperelaiset ja lähipaikkakuntalaiset luultavasti.

Illemmalla Lahtinen ehdotti, että Määttä jäisi yöksi. ”Mutta eihän siulla ole toista sänkyy.” Määttä vastusteli. ”Kyä me ny toho samaan mahutaan.” Lahtinen heitti.

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Pari vuotta myöhemmin Lahtinen ja Määttä asuivat yhdessä. Lahtisen jalka oli niin hyvässä kunnossa, että keppiä ei enää tarvittu ja mies pystyi palaamaan tehdastöihinsä. Määttä jatkoi omaa työtään. Suunnitelmissa oli hankkia jotenkin lapsi, mutta… Eihän siitä mitään olisi tullut kahden miehen kanssa. Lahtiselle oli se ja sama olisiko lasta saatu vai ei, ”Kapitalisti siitä kumminki tulis.” Määttä oli suuresta perheestä ja jotenkin vain Lahtisen kanssa eläminen oli käymässä tylsäksi.

[loesjespreuken]

De natuur vecht terug, dan ga ik ny alvast armpje drukken met die boom, oom henk van loesje

[superdecade]

Levidromes

A levidrome is a word that when spelled backwards makes another word. Well, at least not yet. It is not in the Oxford English Dictionary. Levi Budd is a six-year-old boy from British Columbia in Canada who has coined the term 'levidrome' after spotting that the word 'STOP' spells 'POTS' backwards. After realising that there is no such word in English for this phenomena, a social media campaign has started to get this word in popular usage (hence this post). I wrote a short Python script this morning that will pull all of the levidromes from a dictionary file. The full list is copied below.

aa ab aba abac abba abo abos abut acca ad ado ados ae aga agar agas agenes ah aha ahs aia aider air airts ajar aka al ala alan alif alma alula am ama amahs amas amen amene amir amis amla amman an ana anal anan anana anes anew anger animal animes anna annat anon ante apod araara arak arb arbas are ares arf aril arret arris arum arval aryl assam asses at ataata ate ates aua auks ava aval avel avid avo awa ay ayahs ba bac bacs bad bag bal bals ban bans bard barf bark bas bat bats bed beef ben bens bib bid big bin bins bird bis blub bo bob bobac bobak bod bog boh bok bon bonk boob boord bor bos bots bows boy bra braced brad brag braw bro brod bros bru bub bud bug bulb bun bunk buns bur burd burg bus but buts cab caba cabob cam camus cap card cares cep ceps cire cires cis cit cite cito civic clat cod cor cos cot cram cran crem cur da dab dace dad dag dah dahs dal dam dap daraf darb darg dart darts das daud daw daws day de deb debut decaf decal decarb dedal deed deem deen deens deep deeps deer dees deet deets def defer deffer deffo deg degami degged deid deified deifier deil deke deked del deled delf delis deliver delos dels deman demit demits den denier denies denim denis denned dennets dens depart deport depot depots derat derats dere dered deres deros derris dessert desserts deus devas devil devils devots dew dewans dewed dexes deys di dial dialer dials diaper dib did died dif dig dim din dinar diol diols diram dit div diva do dob doc dod dog doh dohs dol dom don dons doom door dop dopa dops dor dorb dormin dorp dorps dort dorter dos doser dot doy drab drac drail dram drap draps draw drawer draws dray drey drib drier droob drool drow drows drub duad dual dub dud duel duo dup dups ea ean eas eat ecad ecce ed edile edit ee eel eels een ef eh ehs eke eked elide elides elutes em eme emes emir emit emits emmets emong emos en ene enema enes enol enows er era ere ered eres ergo eric eros ervil eses esnes espial esse et eta etas etat etats eten etic etna euk eve even evil eviler evils ewe exul eye faced farad fe fed feeb feer fen fer fet fid fier fig fila fir fires fled flog flor flow fool fra frab fret fro gab gad gag gal gals gam gan gans gaps gar garb gas gat gateman gater gats gay ged gel gelder gem gen get gib gid gif gig gins gip girt girts git gnar gnat gnats gnaw gnaws gnome gnus gob god golf gon gons goog gorp gorps gos got grad gram grub gu gub gul gulp guls gum gums guns gup gups gur gut guv guy ha habus had hadedah hah hahs hajjah halalah hales hallah hallan halos han hap haram hay he heh henry hep her hey ho hob hod hoh hon hoo hoop hop hos huh hup id ikat imaged io iris iron is it itas iwi jar kabob kaiak kak kam kara kat kay kayak keek keel keels keep keet keets ken keps kier kips kirks kis kiths knaps knar knit knits knob knop knot knots know knub knuts kob kook kor korat kow krab krans kue la lab laced lacer lad laded laer lag lager laid laipse lair lam lamina lana langer lap lares larum las laud lava lavra leat leben led lee leek leep leeps leer lees leet leets leg leir lemel leper les let leud leva level lever levins levo lez liar liard liart lias lied lies lin lion lira lit live lived livre lobo lod loges loid lone loof looks loom loons loop loops loord loos loot looter loots lop los lotos lug luxe lyra ma mac macs mad madam maes mag mak mal malam mallam mals mam man map maps mar marah marc marcs mard marg marid marram marrum mart mas massa mat maws may me meed mees meet meets meg mem merc meter mets mew mho mid milks mils mim mined minim mips mir mis mm mo mod mom mon moo mood mool mools moops moor moos moot mop mor mos mot moy mu mug mum mura mural mures murram mus mut muton muts na naan nab nae nag nah nala nallah nam named namer nametag namma nan nana nap napas nappas naps naras narc narcs narks nas nat naw ne neb nebel ned nee need neep nef neg nek neks nelis nema nemas nep net nete nets neve neves new nib nid nil nimrod nip nips nis nit no nob nod nog noh noil nolos nom non nona nonet noo noon noop noops nori nos not notes notum now noy nu nub nun nur nus nut nuts nys oat ob oba obey obo obol od oda odas offed offer ogre oh ohm oho ohos oi oiks om on ono oo ooh oohs oom oon oop oor oot op oppo orb orf os otic otto oud ova ovel ow owt oxo oy pac pacer pad pah pal palp pals pam pan pans pap par pard part parts pas pat pats paw paws pay pec peed peek peel peels peen peep pees peh pelas pen peons pep per perp perts pets pig pin pins pip pir pis pit plap plug po pod poh pol pols pom ponk poo pooh pool pools poon poons poop poor poort poos poots pop port ports pos pot pots pow pows prat prep prod prog pud pug puh pullup pup pupils puris pus put puy radar rag raga rager rages raggas rail rait raj raja ram ramis rang ranid rank rap raps ras rast rat rats raw ray re real reaps rebus rebut recal recap recaps reccos redder redes redia redips redleg redraw redrawer reed reef reeks reel reels reens rees ref refed refer reffed reffo reflet reflow regal regar regna regnal regos reh reif reified reifier reik reiks reined reird reknit reknits reknot reknots relaid relit relive reliver reman remeet remit renies rennet rep repaid repaper repel repins repot repots res resat resod retag retem retool retrod retros revel reviled reviler reviver reward rewarder rewets rexes ria rial rias ribas riel rif rim rima rime rims rip rits rob roc rod rok rolf rom rones roo rood room rooms roop roops roots rosies rot rotator rotavator rotor rub ruc rucs rug rums run sab sabir sabra sad sadis sado sados sae sag saga sagas sagenes saggar sail sair sakis sal salep salles sallets sam sama samas samen san sanes sap sapan sappan saps sar saran saros sarus sat sate sati sav saved saw saz scab scam scares scot scram scran scur seals seam seat secret seder sedes sedile seed seeks seel seem seems seep seer sees segar segol seil seined seiner seis seisor seities sekos sel selah selahs seles sellas selles seme sememes semes semina sena senas sene senega senegas sennet senor sense ser sera serac seracs seral sere sered seres seric serif serons serres serum sese sesey sessa sesses set seta seton setule seven sexed sexer sexes sey seys sha shad shah shahs shakos shales shama shay shaya she shod shoo shtik si sib sic sidas sies sik sikas siled silen sim sima simar simis sin sined sinnet sip siri siris sirra sirred sirs sirup sis sit six skat skeer skees skeets sken skeps skier skio skips sklim skool skran skrans skrik skua slab slaes slag slaid slam slap sled slee sleek sleep sleeps sleer sleet sleets slim slipup slit slive slived sloid sloom sloop sloops sloot sloots slop slug smart smees smew smir smits smoor smoot smug smur smut smuts snab snag snap snaps snark snarks snaw snawed snaws sneb sned sneed sneer snib snig snip sniper snips snirt snit snivel snod snoep snog snool snoop snoops snoot snores snort snot snow snub snug so sob soba soc soccer sod soda sodas sog soger soh soho sokahs sokes sol solah soled solon solos som some son sonnet sool soom soop sop soras sorb sore sored sorter sos sotol sow soy spacer spaer spag spam span spank spans spar spard spart sparts spas spat spats spaw spaws spay spaz spec speed speel speels spek speks spets spider spik spiks spim spin spins spirt spirts spit spod spool spools spoom spoon spoons spoor spoots sports spot spots sprat sprits sprod sprog spud spug sris stab stag stang stap staps star stared start stat state stats staw staws steed steek steeks steel steels steem stellas stem stemme sten stenned step steps stet stets stew stewer stime stimed stims stink stinker stir stirps stob stonk stonker stool stools stoop stoops stoor stop stoped stoper stops stot stots stoved stow stows strad strap straps straw strep stressed stria strig strips strop strops strow struts stub stum stums stun stunk sturts sub subah suber succus sued sulu sulus sum sumac sun sung sup suras sus susus swad swam swang swans swap swaps sward swat swats sway swey swob swone swop sword swot swots syed syes syn ta tab tae tael taes tag tak taki taks talc tallat tam tan tang tanna tao tap taps tar tared tarok tarp tarps tart tas taser tat tate tats tav taw taws te teed teek teel teels teem teemer tef teg tel telfer ten tenet tenner tennes tennis tennos tenon terces terf terra terret tes tet tets tew ti tiar tic tid tide tig til tiler tils time timed timer tin tink tinker tins tip tips tirrit tis tit toc tocs tod tog tom ton tonk tonker tons too tool tools toom tooms toons toot top toped toper tops tor torot tort tot tots tow tows trad trail tram trams trap traped traps trat trats tressed trew trig trins trips trod trons troop trop troped trot trow tsar tub tuba tubed tuber tug tum tums tun tup tut two ug ulu ulus um umu un urb utu vas vat vav vid vug wad wan wang wans wap waps war warb ward warder warts was wat wats waw way wed wem wems wen wena wert wet wets wey wo wok wolf wolfer won wonk wons wop word wort worts wos wot wots wow xis ya yad yag yah yahs yak yam yap yaps yar yard yaw yaws yay yebo yeh yerd yes yeses yew yews yo yob yod yom yon yos yrneh yug yup zaps zas zel ziz zuz zzz

It is interesting to note that some levidromes are also palindromes. I wonder whether we need a new word to describe this phenomenon also?  Furthermore, there is no word in English for "a word that you make up in order to make another word make sense". I suggest: "emordivel" ?

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