#nuggers

[andrrisp]

Mfs when "E mi sto innamorando. Fernando, Fernando, è sempre Capodanno insieme a te." is played in the disco for the first time.

[satonpie]

“My homie as soon as a 20 dollar bill is involved” but unironically??

I want to be a sworn little straightie but without even a dollar in my pocket so I always have to bargain with my friends to have something to eat when we go out.

Until one of our friends jokes about me sucking his cock for a 20 piece. I get really defensive but he insists.

“You barely pull your weight with us. I honestly don’t see a reason to keep hanging out with you being a money siphon n shit.”

I’m really hurt by his words but I can’t really deny them. All I do is stay by them and ask for food… and without that I don’t really have much of a life so I don’t have a choice!

So we back into an alley and I hesitantly kneel down and wait…

“Hurry it up, fag. I’m tired of doing all the work for you.”

Silently I reach to undo his pants, the others chuckling and calling me a bitch. But I can’t shake off that this feels… good…

I pull his pants down and I’m met with his hard dick slapping against my chin, sending the others into a laughing fit while I’m blushing, embarrassed.

“Y-You guys are gross-“

This is the first time I see one up close, can’t say I ever expected to. I’m hit with the strong smell of a hard member which unexpectedly gives me butterflies in my stomach and cheeks…

“Well? Hurry it up sissy. Quit staring at it like a damn dog and pay for your food.”

Ten long minutes pass in that alleyway with me trying my best to recreate what I’ve seen in porn. Bobbing up and down with it in my mouth and clumsily rubbing it with my tongue as it goes by. He’s on his phone, disinterested to what’s going on and flicking through his favourite material trying to get off on my less-than-adequate head.

He finally snaps out of boredom and pushes my head off his dick.

“You’re gonna have to do better than that for me to keep you around dumbass”

He grabs me by the hair and holds me in front of his cock before furiously jerking it off with his other hand, holding his tip up to my dazed mouth.

“H-how’s This for a free meal you f-fucking twat”

I feel his seed shoot into the back of my mouth, filling my throat with it and leaving me no choice but to swallow. Can’t make any messes that would make him angrier…

I did eventually get my chicken nuggets and no one spoke about that moment the rest of the day. Things went by as they normally would. Except I couldn’t shake off how hard I got during all of it

When I got to my shitty little apartment, I hopped into my bedroom and fantasized. Thinking back on the affair and I got all tingly again. I touched myself to the thought, calling myself a dumb gay fag for enjoying it. Not just the head but the constant name calling and humiliation. Was i really not just into girls? No time for my dumb cock drunk brain to think though, I was too absorbed in these little fantasies.

I came… and i came again… and again… faster than any time I would touch it to the thought of topping a cute girl. My mind was all around strong men making me slobber on their fat, smelly, hard cocks. Slapping my face with it, cumming on my face and on my soft, barely masculine chest…

And when I was done, I curled up in bed and tried to fall asleep despite the post-nut voice screaming about how much of a fag I am. I cant admit this to anyone… but maybe I’ll keep accepting these little bargains from my friend ♥️

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Hope this goes without saying but this didn’t really happen (sadly 😞) I just realized halfway through I wrote this in past tense

…I Like orientation play a lot

Bye :3

[blue-star-above-me]

Everyone likes to talk about Bigolas Dickolas, but I like to think I also did my part in getting people to read Trimax.

[cheapcheapfaker]

happy ten year birthday chicken nugger dot mp4

[thisisnottheendmyfriend]

We must protect Nugget

[mrseeker]

for anyone that wants a good laugh put headphones on thank me later

[vacantfields]

Excuse me, but I have a very important question for Sun and Moon.

*pulls down glasses slightly and says with the straightest face*

What are your thoughts on chick nuggers??

(Sorry, I had to.)

Sun: never had them! couldnt tell you my thoughts! Moon: we only really eat what this pizzaplex serves and we never get the children menu so

LMAO SKGHSKJHG

[lammy-art]

In the last post with Whiteboard, what are your OCs? Can you tell us more about them?

Sure I will, but I will simply highlight their distinguishing features. I will provide personal information about those kids from other posts in the future.

Amity

- Amity is an extremely friendly and sociable person with everyone, especially the new kids. She was truly honored to introduce them to everything about the kindergarten she was attending ( She will be the first to volunteer to talk to you )

- Amity really likes to make friends, she can make friends with anyone ( As long as they are friendly people )

- She is an extremely honest person ( You should be careful with her if she catches you doing something bad )

- She is very sympathetic to the teacher due to her honest nature ( She also does not want to mention all of the mistakes other students have made in school.but her honest nature is hard to ignore. combined with the strictness of the person asking the question is the teacher, she had no choice but to confess everything )

- She smiles a lot and is rarely sad.

- Amity really loves painting.

- She is Monty's cousin ( She doesn't like him )

Aether

- Aether doesn't like talking to anyone, he's quite rude.

- Aether will punch anyone who bothers or angers him.

- He’s a fashion model for children's fashion magazines (Famous since he was a child, that's pretty amazing)

- He's can use a butterfly knife quite well ( I think he and Bugg could be friends, I wonder if Aether would agree ._.' )

- From the beginning, Aether didn't really have that angry personality. Ever since his younger sister Emily disappeared without a trace, he fell into despair, combined with the stress from the job his father imposed on him at a young age, making him more rude.

- He really doesn't like the teachers in Kindergarten. He also suspects that those people kidnapped his sister ( He also intends to kill all of those teachers but he still doesn't have a specific plan )

- He really hates One Eye Girl because she once broke his right arm during martial arts class ( That pretty hurt )

John

- He is an extremely shy person, not good at communicating with people and always avoids new people ( It must be said that he is suffering from Social Anxiety )

- Is a genuine nerd on par with Monty.

- Can read and read very well ( You would think that you wouldn't need to pay Monty to read for you, but rather ask John. However, before you asked him to read for you, he must already run away. As I already mentioned, he dislikes meeting new people )

- He is also good at calculating.

- If you truly want to start a conversation with him, you should go with someone John has known for a long time ( A classic example is Amity, but if not, you can ask One Eye Girl for aid nevertheless because she always sits with John in class )

- He is quite easily bullied.

- John loves reading books alone in the school library ( You will see him reading books alone in the library during recess )

Livia

- Livia is also quite a friendly person like Amity but not too much like her.

- Livia is one of the people that has a close relationship with the Principal ( Not like their child, but like a relative )

- She is someone who loves taking pictures of everyone and the surrounding scenery ( That's why she always carries a camera with her to take pictures of everything )

- She also has individual albums for each of her friends, even the teachers at school have them ( Maybe when the new kids come, she'll probably have to prepare more albums  )

- can also read and write but only basic words.

As for the last person with the nickname One Eye Girl given to her by Nugger, I'm almost done writing about her background and along with the unfinished comic, I'll post about her soon. .

( That's all the information from the OCs in Kindergarten au. Well maybe I can edit it a bit in the next articles or maybe I can keep it like this. Depending on my inspiration :3 )

Byeeeee X3

[argentarachnids]

Another thing utilized in Control

never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see...

[elmodoescrimes]

i wamt chicken nuggers.

[sweagen]

[argentarachnids]

(via bogleech, larvalhex)

I know it looks cute but it’s really not that ethical to breed them with so much cranium. With a complete skull and head they can’t even fulfill their natural instincts to worm through plumbing.

[f3l1c1af0x]

MY LAPTOP HATES MEEE!

i reblogged something like a couple minutes ago and I accidently spelled nugget as nugger......ARUGHHHHHHH my laptop is just slow and hates me.

[k4tzf0rl1f3]

I want some chiken nuggers

I got some in my freezer HAHAHAHAHHEHRJRNFVF bitch I wish you weren't FAR AWAY HAHAHAHAHAHHHA

[xaeorian]

nuggers

chomp