#now i'm not saying i'm morally superior to you and also hotter than you for the way i crack my eggs but. i am saying that

[mothric]

I crack the egg on the rim of the sink which is clean, u got egg juice on ur counter???? this guy's an egg juice counter haver. I can't believe I'm being called out by a SALMONELLA COUNTER HAVER

a) you don't get egg juice on the counter when you do it properly

b) store bought eggs don't have salmonella they're pasteurized

c) there is this handy thing called sanitizer that you can wipe your counters with at any time

d) rim of the sink has backsplash from dirty dishes and i don't want that on my egg because if a piece of shell falls into the pan (which I'm not saying it DOES because I'm a flawless expert egg cracker thank you) I don't want sink juice in there

just admit you're jealous because you aren't cool enough to crack eggs like howl movingcastle does