#now for middle-aged himbo neta
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Neta: uhhhhh......*yawn* good morning everyone....
Mahi: morning Neta.....you look different
Neta: yeah don't get used to it.... I'm just letting the red fade out they look a little orange. Next week my tentacles are going to go back to being................. Green..... Mahi
Mahi: do you like it?
Neta: it's green! You dyed your fins green!?!? Oh my cod you look........ you look.... you look................... Hm......... You look good mahi I like it.
Mahi: yeah... I thought I'd mess with ya when you came back..
Neta: hahaha well you did throw me off a bit. Uhhehe................ You do look like someone I used to know.......... just like him...... What made you want to dye your fins green anyway?.... You trying to be like your manager? Hmmm hmm? You want to be like me???
Mahi: shut up...... No... I just wanted to change my look........ I chose green.
Neta: and you chose the exact same green that I wear.. mmmmmm sounds like you want to be meeeeer awwww I'm flattered
Mahi: nooo this green is a little bit darker and earthy you have green ink 24.....I have ink 45... So it's not the same........ it's a lot closer to my grandpa's fin color more than anything
Neta: heheheheh... Well! Whatever I like it on you! [Ruffles head]......hahah..............................................
Mahi: what? I'm staring at?!
Neta:you look.....................so familiar..... someone I used to know
Mahi: who? An old military friend? Are they dead? Please don't tell me that I look like a dead soldier.
Neta: mmmmmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhh.......never mind
Mahi: what?! What do you mean never mind? Who do I look like besides my grandpa?
Neta: I don't know! Shut up. Forget about it. You just look like someone I used to hang out with.............. They look just like the old man
Candi: morning everyone! Sorry I'm late I had to drop my kid off to school.... Notice something different?
Neta: mmmmm... Uhhhh.... You got your finger tip dipped? Looks nice. I like the pink.
Candi: ok. anything else you notice? Mmmm anything look different?
Neta:uhhhhh
Candi:........... ....... Really ???
Neta:....................................... Your lip gloss is pinker?
Mahi: Neta her tentacles are blue! oh my cod....
Candi:.....................
Neta: oh.... OH... oh! Ohhh my cod.... they are blue!! Nice baby blue..... It looks cute.
Candi: yeah!.... heh... Yeah.....*sigh*..... Thought you would notice
Neta: I'm sorry
Candi: no! No! it's fine! It's-
Neta: I'm going to be very honest. I kind of forgot what most of you guys look like... Hehehe....
Mahi: old fuck
Neta: it's not about my age! It's just I..... I just have a lot on my mind..ok I can't remember every single body modification you kids do to yourselves!!!..I'm not old!
Mahi: hahahahaha all right grandpa...
Mahi belongs to @fish-at-fish-fish-resort
#No more old sad man neta#now for middle-aged himbo neta#this man knows that Mahi looks exactly like their grandfather with their long green fins#but yet can't put two and two together and figure that they related#he probably did but doesn't want to assume that they're related#an old inkling walked into the store and asked if Neta and Candi were related#poor Candi girly can't win#she went to her bff baby shower she dyed her tentacles and got a new outfit and everything and no one said anything#she was hopeful her work friends would say something#the old inkling was Craig racist old fuck
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