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my toxic gamer trait is that i don't think a game should expect speedrunner levels of familiarity just to enjoy your first playthrough
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is anyone going to pat me on my little head for how many big squishy plushies i DIDN'T buy this past week even though i saw so many
#now i know what you're thinking#why should i praise you for not buying a squishmallow or a big pusheen when you did in fact buy a little psyduck amigurumi#and a calico critter family#not to mention all the other stuff you bought that wasn't cute-little-animal adjacent#and to that i say *runs away*
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got inspired to make a TF2 Mercenary Professionalism Tier List the other week, and decided to properly chart it
#now i know what you're thinking#“darkly. you haven't posted about TF2 in like a decade. what audience is this supposed to be targeting.”#and I'm glad you have that question#shut up darkly#tf2#oh no it's popular
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“BIRDIE WING -Main Title-” by: Kotaro Nakagawa from: BIRDIE WING -Golf Girls’ Story-
#BIRDIE WING Golf Girls Story#Kotaro Nakagawa#BIRDIE WING -Main Title-#now I know what you're thinking#you're thinking amy. (btw my name's amy)#I am not watching a show about golf#I don't care how much the soundtrack slaps#but I am telling you. this is not a show about golf#this is a glorious experience#and if you go into it with an open mind you will have a wonderful time#and you will absolutely not learn a single thing about golf. I promise#go watch it
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Finishers are such a cute idea in concept, but they’re so fucking dangerous to pull off bc like Finishers effectively make you a sitting duck for enemy fire
#And then what you THOUGHT was a clean kill turns into your own demise#now I know what you're thinking#''well why don't you knockdown the enemy team and then do a finsiher''#knocking down all 3 enemies in a team just autowipes them#unless one of'em has a legendary knockdown shield#then it's possible#but it's an uncommon occurence
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Happy Valentine's Day.
#now i know what you're thinking#''Roz didn't you do this bit last year?'' i did. but i made an actual edit this time#psygullisms#my edits#a kiss for kyle
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Baby (This Rain Changes Everything)
(happy very belated nace week) (for day 2: first date gone wrong but ends incredibly right)
“Almost there”
“Don’t worry; this isn’t the first time I’ve been blindfolded in the backseat of a car on its way to a mystery location.”
His gaze flicked up to the rearview mirror to see Nancy smirking in his direction, seeming perfectly calm and in control despite the bandana covering her eyes. “One day we’re going to have a talk about how casually you say things like that.”
“Maybe.” She replied with a snort of laughter. “Seems more like a fourth date conversation though, don’t you think?”
He laughed and agreed, suddenly very thankful that Nancy couldn’t see how tightly he was gripping Florence’s steering wheel. The idea that she might already be thinking about their fourth date was something that both thrilled and terrified Ace, especially considering how their first was going.
First there’d been the mix-up at the movies, where whatever high schooler running the projector had decided to sub The Big Lebowski for Nightmare on Elm Street. Then Lu Chow’s had suddenly closed for a family emergency before they’d even put their order in. Nancy had seemed to take it all in stride, but Ace would be lying if he said the missteps were helping his confidence.
And now Bess had texted him that her weather app was reporting rain on the way, which was the last thing he needed. He was already nervous enough about this last idea - he didn’t need anything else going wrong tonight.
But, he reminded himself as he parked the car and rushed to the back door to help Nancy out of her seat, it was too late to second-guess himself any further. One hand in each of hers, he walked backwards, guiding her step by step until they were standing between Florence’s now-dark headlights. “Ready?” She nodded with a smile as he reached up and untied the bandana.
There in front of them was a thick flannel blanket, spread out across the rocky ground at the edge of the bluffs and weighed down by two of his dad’s camping lanterns he’d borrowed from their garage. A small cooler he knew contained a pint of blueberry ice cream from Nancy’s favorite shop sat to one side, its lid slightly cracked but still sturdy.
Bess had - very enthusiastically - agreed to get everything set up for their arrival, and looking at it now, with the moon just starting to rise and the gentle crash of the waves below, Ace had to admit it did look very romantic. He just really hoped he wasn’t the only one who saw it that way.
He chanced a glance over at her, worried he’d find her expression hurt, or worse, angry. But instead she was staring straight ahead with a far-away look in her eyes, like she was seeing something he couldn’t; watching a scene he didn’t know play out in front of her. “Nancy?” She didn’t respond.
Shit. So much for a fourth date. He’d probably just ruined their first.
“This was stupid, sorry, I don’t know what I was -” Nancy hadn’t moved; hadn’t spoken.
His face was burning; this was terrible idea; he was an idiot.
“I’m so sorry Nance. I just thought… there’s been so many bad memories on these bluffs, that maybe there should be some good ones too; that it could help…” his voice died in his throat as he scrambled to find a way to explain
“Help that pain become love?” Her voice was quiet as she turned to him, with watery eyes and an expression he couldn’t quite make out in the dim light, but her words struck something inside him and he wondered (not for the first time) how she always seemed to understand exactly what he was thinking.
“…Yeah. Yeah, actually, exactly that. But if you don’t like it or you think it’s weird we can go, we can go right now. I don’t ever want to do anything that would hurt you, or -”
And then she was kissing him.
And the rain started.
There was no warning - no change in the wind or distant rumble of thunder. It was like the sky just opened up and the rain came pouring down.
He could feel the droplets hitting his lucky blue pullover and flattening his hair; knew the blanket must be soaked beyond saving; could imagine the cooler filling with rainwater through the crack in the lid until the ice cream was set afloat.
But when Nancy pulled away she was laughing; really, genuinely laughing for what felt like the first time in ages, and in that moment he decided her laugh was his favorite sound in the world.
(Then her lips were on his again and suddenly he couldn’t think of anything else.)
#now i know what you're thinking#yes this is day 2...and listen...#days 1 3 and 4 are kind of coming together to be their own thing and i just wanted to get something out so here's a quick little thing#thank you if you like it and if you don't...haha i'm sorry i'm just in a silly goofy mood#nd#ndff
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Jack’s middle name is Gideon.
Haley found out she was pregnant before Boston, back when everything was okay and Jason was Aaron’s equal, not his subordinate or the man he was forced to evaluate. It meant he was the first person that Aaron told.
And after Boston, when Haley stood between the two of them at the funeral, she knew it was going to be hard on all of them, but she also knew that her husband had never done the job without Dave AND Jason at the same time.
So she asked Jason to be the godfather, and he said yes, because he knew why she was asking and he didn’t want her to worry about him on top of everything else.
Aaron was never going to give Jack his name as a middle name. He already hated that his middle name was his father’s first, and he was only too willing to break the tradition. Haley asked him in the hospital if he was okay with the middle name Gideon, and he said yes, because Jason was a good man.
So when Gideon abandoned the team, Hotch still felt like he’d done to Jack what his own father had done to him, and made sure that every single story his son heard about his namesake was a good one. A nice one. Because that was the Gideon he was named after.
#criminal minds#aaron hotchner#jack hotchner#jason gideon#now i know what you're thinking#sumayyah that sounds oddly specific#basically i'm trying to work this into my boston fic but i needed to share#criminal minds headcanons#forgot that one#also please#for my sake#ignore how bad jack gideon hotchner sounds#and just go with it
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ecstasy
#now i know what you're thinking#but this is one of those#where i hear it in a song#and immediately#like the song#it's weird#but my brain likes songs with this word in#words#word
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blorbo bleebus meme with Shucks
YES a boy and son, a boy son
ONCE AGAIN the boy art is by @humblegoat
#now i know what you're thinking#'julia how can you say you want him to have more trauma when literally we are subbing in the b team bc of how bad things got'#and my answer to that is this: i would not have brought him to a coc game if i was not okay with him suffering#i just want him to suffer as a result of decisions it seems like he would actually make in character#which i am sure there will be plenty of opportunity for in the future :)#yee hawnted#oc tag#shucks reed
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#pic#story#nightmare fuel#now I know what you're thinking#'FUCKING FINALLY'#that one boy that left heaven for some chick#he used all his stamina and there are no fruits#fairies we shrank the wild
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@davekat-week Day 2: Music / Romcoms
Tfw your crush is rapping about some guy named obama but you arent really paying attention because holy fuck he’s cute.
#now i know what you're thinking#wait a minute#isnt it the last day today??#weeeelll#yseee#i have#schoooooooool#so ill post evrything else like tomorrow or somethingg#but issok cus every week is davekat week :DD#davekat#hs dave#dave strider#karkat#karkat vantas#homestuck#davekatweek#davekatweek2020#Devie's old art
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okay but imagine this: Robbe at dinner with his dad, he gets the message from Sander and gets really worried. Heroes starts playing, not the Bowie but the Peter Gabriel version. He says to his dad “sorry i really have to go sorry” and then he gets out of the restaurant to get his bike but he’s so worried that he struggles with the locker so he just yells fock and leaves the bike there and starts running as fast as he can to get to Sander. He arrives the moment the song goes though nothing will drive us away and they kiss right at the end of the song when it goes we can be heroes just for one day
#wtfock#im getting emotional#now i know what you're thinking#heroes has to be the bowie version#BUT i feel peter gabriel's version would match the mood more#i know nothing really#but imagine how beautiful that'd be
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I used to love MIB when I was a kid and for the longest time I wanted to sketch some alien au bs. And not only that. Tomato and buck in suits? :) hell yeah. Crik is an alien who helps them out and bed is a normie who stumbled upon a powerful alien weapon and refuses to let go of it.
#now i know what you're thinking#seb you picked the roles wrong#NO#i did on purpose#i switched some stuff up so its more interesting#bed is usually scary but not so much when you think of him as a random normie#now when he holds a weapon that could destroy an entire galaxy you dont feel so safe anymore huh#crik needed to be an alien because he's a goddamn cryptid but we already know that#sketch dump#my art#mib au#mib#sideshow#bucklington#tomato gaming#criken#bedbananas
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It had been such a long time since Leila had set foot in the Capital yet already she understood why her Lord Father had kept her away from it, it had been barely a week since she’d arrived and already all manner of things had happened. A murder, an execution, all manners of treachery and then...a ball. In any other place it would have perhaps seemed macabre but for Kings Landing it didn’t strike Leila as anything out of the ordinary, the fast pace of the city and of the game played within it left no time for hesitation or timid acts. It also left very little time for any sort of preparation which was why, probably against her fathers wishes, she found herself walking through the streets of the Capital absent her sister. Leila hadn’t bothered inviting Tya to go mask hunting with her, she’d accepted long ago that to Tya they were sisters in name only. She’d never been her sisters confidant, they’d never gossiped about the men of court, they’d barely said anything to each other since she arrived that wasn’t polite conversation. Truth be told there was a part of the young Lannister that was happy to be free from her lodgings, it may not be as safe but it certainly felt less confined and distraction from the tension between her and her older sister was sorely needed.
For a time the lady let herself get caught up in the flow of the market, letting herself go wherever she felt drawn to. She was supposed to be looking for a mask for the ball but she kept getting carried away by the sounds and sights of the city, she’d visit it before for special occasions but never had she been given the chance to truly see the city as it was and without her parents supervision she was allowed to wander. The Lioness had been about to reign herself in and finally set herself to the task that had brought her to the market in the first place when she heard the sound of distant music, it wasn’t the sort of music one would play at balls or formal events, it was a great deal merrier, and without much thought Leila found herself following the sound. A group of musicians had set up just outside the market and it brought a smile to the young Lannisters face to see such merriment breaking out in a city which seemed so deathly serious all the time. The Lady was content to simply listen and watch as the musicians continued to play and the people kept on dancing, at least until she was spotted and the dancing stopped. Perhaps for any one else it would have been unexpected but as a Lannister Leila wasn’t exactly a stranger to this particular reaction, her family had a certain reputation and though she had failed to live up to that reputation her whole life people who didn’t know the gentle lady still expected it of her. “Please don’t stop on my account” there was some hesitation before one of the more bold musicians called out “well you heard the lady, carry on!” and when that was met by the young Lady with only a jovial smile it seemed the tension eased and they were back dancing. Minutes went by and then the same musician, who seemed to only grow bolder, called out “It’s rather rude of us isn’t it? Leaving the noble lady to sit on the sidelines while us commoners dance?” It was a rude comment but one that she’d rather expected, she decided to take it as a challenge instead. Much to the surprise of the people dancing, the people watching, and the musician who had called her out Leila held her head high and instead of a snotty comment spilling from her lips as they perhaps expected the noble made her way into the crowd and began to dance with them. Laughter ensued and any tension caused had quickly dissipated as the Lannister twirled about. Unfortunately for a certain onlooker Leila wasn’t too concerned with where she was dancing, too caught up in the joy of the others, and found herself colliding with another. Leila really did feel bad about it but she couldn’t help some slight laughter falling from her lips as she came to a dead stop and raised a hand to her lips in surprise “Forgive me, I suppose I got a bit carried away. I intended no harm.”
#iron forged starter#now I know what you're thinking#Ren did this really have to be that long?#No it didn't but I'm insane so it is#I am so deeply sorry for the length but I'm a rambler and a muser#you don't have to match it#meet my sweet baby Leila#she's just living her best life and having a great time#she's probably going to get murdered doing stuff like this but it's fine#she's a dancing queen you can't stop her#did I mention how sorry I am for the length?
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I was tagged by @cyanwings
RULES: Using gifs, and without using titles, list your ten favorite anime of all time. They don’t have to be in any particular order. Tag however many people you like.
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I TAG: @mobstermelodies @coughmanz @keeperofsparks @javidluffy @24jamesss @perplexedcam @mizunayue @burningplatypi @raflcoopter @supersoftly @deviously-silly-mushy-mudkip @h1psterelephant @ninjazombehkitty @officialmugi @danteyakumo @triisoup @bluedubia @trewerd
#NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING#'ANTHONY WHERE IS ONE PIECE AND K-ON?!'#To that I say#K-On is 11th place#and One Piece ain't Over yet and I don't watch the anime I read the Manga#and just peek at the anime when something cool happens to see how they handled it#Shut Up Anthony#OTHER THEN THAT#Enjoy my WILDLY DIFFERENT FAVORITE SHOWS#The first 4 are pretty much the top 4 but everything under is always changing#You kids know how hard it is to find a Good Ben-To or Vandread Gif for this?#I had to cheat for Ben-To
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