#now I just need my vamp it seems like 👀

[whateverloomis]

I just came up with a good idea for a prompt. So basically #5 on the list but maybe make it a vampire AU?

Essentially everything’s the same with Billy and Stu but the only difference is they are both vampires. Like a vampire Ghostface 👀

And only because I enjoy it, extra bloody 🩸

Anon, this idea is crazy and I absolutely love it. Buckle up because this one is a wild ride 😈

Prompt: "Is that... Blood?"

Warnings: Reader has pre-determined clothing, reader has pre-determined desires and likings, AFAB reader, SMUT, period sex, BLOOD, and lot's of it, lot's of juicy plot, teasing, vampire bites, infidelity, making out, some Stully action, unedited. If I missed anything else lmk!

Reader: They/them pronouns (highlighted in bold,) AFAB

Word count: 5k (I went insane with this one, okay?)

It was bad enough with Casey Becker and Steve Orth getting murdered, now there's reports of people disappearing and found dead, bitten in multiple parts of their bodies and completely drained.

The police says that the bite marks weren't big enough to fit the description of maybe a bear or wolf. Neither of those animals drain the blood out of their pray either, which automatically discards them from the suspected killer creature. The case was more complicated than it sounded. It wasn't as simple as to pin it on a random animal and call it a day, those were serious murders and the amount of people that were disappearing from Woodsboro was alarming.

Some people started speculating and coming up with crazy theories. Sending in reports with the descriptions of some kind of a specific white mask that looked like a ghost, but it was decorated with fangs in it's mouth. There were also reports of two individuals spotted running around fields at unnatural speeds.

It was easy to come up with those kinds of things. People were desperate for an answer. Losing a loved one and knowing that others were at risk was terrifying. It was understandable, but complete insanity at the same time. The town seemed to be going collectively crazy.

"What if there are vampires out there... It sounds crazy but there have been reports of very similar cases in many other places outside of Woodsboro." Tatum questioned, that time around sounding more serious than previous. Randy scoffed at her comment and stood up. It looked like he was going to tell a speech or something.

"Listen, this started off as a typical slasher movie and now we're mixing Dracula with it? C'mon guys! It doesn't make sense! It's like believing aliens exist or something-" - "Aliens do exist man, I saw a UFO once. It was insane." Stu added and Randy looked at him in disbelief of his stupidity level. "This isn't a game, Stu. I bet you were high as fuck when you saw it." - "Correction, I was drunk, therefore no hallucinating was involved. It was definitely a UFO." Stu said, 100% convinced.

"I believe you, Stu." you answered and Stu pointed at you. "Hah, see?!" Stu said excitedly and you laughed softly, clearly leading the boy on to mess with Randy.

"YN, you're not helping my case here." Randy said and you shrugged, rolling your eyes playfully. "Listen, going back to the main topic here. These murders are definitely strange. Bite marks? And they don't even seem like it was an animal that made them? Something's off." You said, "Plus it'd be kinda hot to have vamps running around." you continued. "I second that." Tatum said with a smirk on her face.

Billy and Stu looked at each other, devious smiles on their faces that only you saw. Billy quickly shot a glare at you and you looked away, sudden goosbumps taking over your body.

"You're insane. If you guys want to be delusional and believe that nonsense go ahead, but there's a logical explanation to this. I just need more time to figure it out." Randy said and Billy sighed, annoyed at the boys rambling. "That's nice and all, but I have a class to attend." - "Billy, you're like 15 minutes late." Sidney said, slightly concerned at his carelessness. He looked at her and gave her a quick kiss, reassuring her that it's not a big deal.

You felt a pang of jealousy at the sight.

Billy's a player. He had been cheating on Sidney for months with you and he even told you that he didn't have feelings for Sidney anymore. He admitted that he was developing feelings for you and you were definitely falling for him too, but it was complicated. Billy kept telling you he couldn't break it off with Sid because she was hurt and vulnerable because of her mother's death. That he needed to find the right time, but it was starting to affect you emotionally. The pain was overwhelming at times and Billy had promised you he wouldn't display any form of affection towards Sidney in front of you. That promise was broken. He walked past you and gave you a loving stare. Despite the hurt you couldn't help but feel the overwhelming love that radiated from him.

Then there was Stu. You also had a relationship with him behind Tatum's back. She had dated your ex for a while after he cheated on you and broke your heart, so you hooked up with Stu as revenge, but things escalated and even if the feelings weren't nearly as strong as they were for Billy there was definitely something developing.

All three of you knew about each other and it had slowly become a triangle. It was a complicated mess, but it was yours and you didn't plan on breaking it off any time soon.

The boys didn't display any kind of behavior that revealed their truth. That revealed that they were vampires. They had been feeding non-stop, (hence the multiple murders,) to keep themselves calm and collected around you. It was very difficult at times, though. You smelled so sweet and they had been tempted multiple times to taste you. Relish in your sweet blood and make you theirs forever. It consumed them at times, but they couldn't ruin your life like that. Having eternal life wasn't a choice for both of them and it was difficult at times to process that reality. They didn't want to do anything to hurt you, yet they needed you. It was painful. It was torture.

•

"He broke a promise Stu, a promise is a promise." you explained as the boy listened carefully. As you spoke about how hurt you were about Billy kissing Sidney in front of you, Stu was trying to figure out how to comfort you without exposing his and Billy's plan about killing Sidney Prescott, and much less them being vampires.

"I understand that you're upset baby but you know he'd never do anything to intentionally hurt you. He loves you, YN." - "I just don't understand why he can't break it off with Sidney already. They're nothing at this point." You replied instantly and Stu sighed, seeming defeated. "It's a complicated subject YN, you know this. I can't speak for Billy, but I can guarantee that he's handling this the right way. The kiss was clearly to calm her down and not have her after his ass bitching about being 15 minutes late to class. You know how it is, hm?" He said as he scanned your face. You looked at his blue eyes and couldn't help but get lost in them. It was as if there was some kind of force convincing you that you were overreacting. That you needed to be patient, even if you had been feeling it decrease rapidly.

"You're right." The words slipped right out of your mouth, almost as if you didn't even think about saying them. You just spoke. "I know he wouldn't hurt me on purpose I just..." You stopped yourself. You felt greediness consume you. Felt selfish about what you wanted to admit to your boyfriend, but you needed to let it out. "C'mon babe, you can talk to me." Stu said, his voice soft despite his usual goofy nature. "I just want him to myself already. Sidney doesn't deserve him, all she does is bitch at him over her mother and think about herself. I think about him. Care about him. About you. About us." You said and tried your hardest to keep the tears from falling out of your eyes. You hated how vulnerable you were at the moment, but you also knew Stu was there for you. He loved you even if you had a completely different relationship with him.

Stu let out a breathy laugh and cupped your face. He gave you a lingering kiss and ran his hand down your arm soothingly. "You have us, YN. Stop worrying so much. Everything will fall in place sooner than you think." He reassured and you smiled at him softly. Despite him being an ass and goof ball, Stu was easy to talk to and so magnetic. You couldn't get enough of him. "Now c'mon, let's go meet up with Randy and Tatum, we don't want them thinking we were making out or something." He said suggestively, a smirk adorning his face. You rolled your eyes playfully and smacked his arm, "Later, I'm still sad." - "Ugh, fine." Stu replied and walked away with you, spanking your ass along the way.

•

After having an impromptu hang out at the mall with Stu, Tatum and Randy that day, you felt a bit better about the incident with Billy. It was only a temporary fix that lasted until you got to your dorm though.

After a few hours of trying to distract yourself with assignments and reading, your emotions started to consume you once more. You sat on your bed with a few movie tapes in your hands to choose from, and of course they were horror movies. They provided a strange sense of comfort and also reminded you of Billy and all those nights you watched scary movies those first few days of your relationship, ending up tangled between the sheets. You couldn't get enough of each other.

Lost in your thoughts, you didn't realize Billy was knocking on your window. You looked at him in surprise and set the tapes down on your dresser before opening the window for him.

"Hey." He whispered before letting himself in. You closed the window and shut the curtains before turning around to face him. "What are you doing here?" You asked firmly and Billy gave you a confused look. "What am I... What's wrong?" He asked, immediately sensing that you were upset. "You know what's wrong." You said and walked past him. Billy followed you with his eyes, your delicious scent hitting his nose immediately. You were fertil and he knew it was going to be difficult to pay attention to your words, but he had to try. For you. For your relationship. "I don't, can you explain what happened? Please?" He asked, fully attentive. You sat on the edge of the bed and he followed your actions, sitting next to you. His thigh touched yours and he was searching for your eyes desperately.

"You kissed Sidney in front of me today." You explained and looked at him seriously. Billy widened his eyes, concern written all over his face. "Fuck... Baby, I'm. I didn't realize, I wasn't thinking ab-" - "Yeah, exactly. That's the problem. You weren't thinking about it." You interrupted and stood up, facing him. "Do you even care about the things that I say to you? It was a simple request. You said it wouldn't be complicated yet you-" You stopped yourself, exhaling to try and calm yourself. Your heart rate was accelerating and Billy could hear the blood pumping in your veins. His pupils dilated slightly at the realization but he couldn't let himself act on any urges. He had to stay focused. "YN, please. You're the only person I care about. Your words are the only ones that matter to me-" - "Well you sure aren't acting like it, Loomis. It sure seemed like you wanted to kiss h-" - "Don't go there." Billy interrupted, sudden anger taking over him. "I love you and only you. I only want you. I just have to keep Sidney in the loop a bit longer, and I didn't want her on my case s-" - "So you used it as a distraction. Yeah, Stu explained it to me." You finished his sentence and he bit his lip in thought. "You went to Stu about this?" He asked, you couldn't detect any emotions coming from him along with the question. "Yes. I was upset and angry. I didn't want to talk to you because I knew I'd end up arguing, which would've made this whole situation worse." Billy nodded and stood up, towering over you. "I'm sorry baby, it won't happen again." He said softly and placed his hand on your cheek. "You have every right to be mad, and if you need space I understand completely, just tell me what you need, okay? I can't stand knowing that you're mad at me." he continued and placed his hand on your neck, running his thumb over your pulse point. He felt the throb of your vein and closed his eyes to contain himself before moving his hand down your arm. "I don't need space, Billy. I need you to keep your promises. I need you to show me that you really care." You said and he exhaled softly. "I do care," the boy paused and sat down on the edge of your bed again, pulling you towards him. "And i'll make it up to you, okay?" He continued and pulled you, sitting you on his lap. "I'll even go to Stu's stupid party tomorrow, and when everyone leaves it'll be just us three, nobody else." Billy finished and kissed your nose. You couldn't help but smile and kiss his lips softly. It had been a while since the three of you spent time together with nobody else around. You missed it. Missed them. "Okay, deal." You whispered before kissing him again, prolonging it.

Billy felt like he was gonna go insane with you on his lap, kissing him like you were. You tasted so sweet on his tongue, your touch felt electric and he swore that he could've came just by you grinding against his hard cock. He had to feed or else he was going to hurt you.

As much as he wanted to fuck you and devour you, Billy had to control himself. He came up with a cheap excuse to leave your room that night and fed on one of the girls from your dorm. The poor woman was walking towards the building alone, and Billy launched at her. He practically dragged her to the back of the building and pinned her against the wall, brutally biting her neck with his sharp K9s, drinking her dry in a matter of minutes. The last thing she saw was a white ghost face mask with fangs before he left her there. Another corpse to be found the next day that was sure to create more drama in the news.

•

"Samantha?! I literally saw her that night before she left to the drive in." You told Tatum who broke the news about another one of the many bodies that were found drained that weekend. You remembered that Billy left at around the same hour the incident happened. You thought maybe he had seen something. That he could provide some useful information so you met Billy at the benches behind the college campus, which was very secluded and gave him a soft smile when you saw him walking towards you. "Hey." You said, your tone soft and sweet. Billy smirked at you and placed his hand on your hip, "Hey baby." he greeted and kissed you tenderly. "Did you hear about Samantha?" You asked him, worry coating your words. Billy visibly stiffed but kept his cool with his facial expressions. "No, what happened?" He asked, expertly pretending that he was clueless. "She got killed the same day you came over to talk... I was just wondering if you saw something when you left. We weren't friends or anything but... Billy, I'm kinda scared." You admitted and he frowned, pulling you into a comforting hug. If only you knew he was trying to keep you safe. To keep you alive and well. To keep your love for each other growing. "I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, you hear me? Nothing." He said firmly. You pulled away and looked at his eyes. He was dead serious and you immediately felt comfort. You knew Billy would do anything for you, just like you would do anything for him. You thought back to that night when he suggested you guys staying over at Stu's, and with the incident it seemed like it was the best option for everyone.

"Awh, look at you love birds." Stu said walking towards you guys. "Keep it down, would you?" Billy said, annoyed at his friend being so verbally open. "Oh c'mon, it's just us here, lighten up." Stu replied and hugged you from behind. You looked at him over your shoulder and he kissed you. "That's my baby." He cood and you couldn't help but giggle at his words. Billy stood there in front of you guys, his eyes roaming your body and observing how you behaved with Stu. He couldn't deny that he liked seeing you two being so affectionate with each other. "You want a kiss too?" Stu asked Billy teasingly and the boy rolled his eyes, annoyance written on his face. "Take a hike." he said and Stu laughed. "I love you too."

You laughed at their interaction. Stu was undeniably attracted to Billy but the boy was hard to read. Your relationship kept growing by the minute and you wouldn't be surprised if they ended up having some kind of dynamic in the future.

"You guys coming to my fiesta tonight?" Stu asked and Billy raised at eyebrow. "Yeah, we're staying over." He said, pointing at you and then at himself. Inviting you without a care. "Well shit, okay." Stu said teasingly, releasing a breathy laugh. Billy smirked then looked at you. Tension was surrounding the air around you and you blushed as a consequence.

•

Stu's house was packed. There were people you didn't even recognize hanging out and you were determined to go to the pool to avoid as many people as you could.

As you approached the back doors that lead to your desired destination, Tatum, Stu and Sidney were already in the pool, close to the steps. Stu and Tatum were in the water trying to convince Sidney to get all the way in as she complained about it being too cold.

"Mind if I join?" You asked, already taking your cover up dress off. You had a blood red colored bikini on that hugged your body perfectly. Your tits were on display, the slightest bit of under boob was visible and the cheeky bottoms made your ass pop out.

"Looking hot YN, you're gonna have to tell me where you got that bikini later." Tatum said, a genuine smile on her face. Despite her dirty move with your ex she was an honest girlie, which you appreciated despite your resentment. "You've got that right babe." Stu answered and stuck his tongue out. Tatum rolled her eyes playfully, not knowing that her boyfriend's usual flirting wasn't casual in the slightest.

You dipped your toes and widened your eyes. "What the fuck guys, the water is cold." you agreed with Sidney and sat next to her, trying to get half of your body used to the temperature first. "Oh c'mon guys! Get in!" Tatum shouted and pulled Sidney by her legs, the girl releasing a yelp before sliding all the way in the pool. Stu walked towards you and picked you up by the waist and over his shoulder, walking deeper into the water. "No! Stop it!" You said playfully and Stu released you, the cool water hugged your body and the shock of temperature felt good in a torturous way. As you floated up, you took a deep breath and hit Stu on his bicep playfully. "Asshole." - "Oh don't be a cry baby." He said and you rolled your eyes. "Hey, where's Billy?" You whispered at the boy and he smirked at you, "Mmm you want him to see you in this little bikini of yours?" Stu replied teasingly and played with the straps of your top. You smiled teasingly and flicked his hand. "Relax, he's getting us some beer from the garage."

A few minutes later Billy walked out with a six pack in his hands. "There's my booyy, and he brought just enough for everyone." Stu cheered and winked at you. The girls walked out to grab their drinks and you followed them. "Can you get me mine babe?" Stu asked, staying behind. "Seriously?" - "C'mooon" He begged, and you couldn't deny him when he was being that cute and whiny.

The girls grabbed their bottles first and you followed second. Walking towards Billy you smirked at him as he shamelessly looked at you from head to toe. "Fuck, baby... Are you trying to kill me tonight?" He whispered and you let out a breathy laugh. "Mm, who knows? Maybe I'm the vampire." You said teasingly and Billy laughed at your dark comment. You winked at him before grabbing two beer bottles and approached the edge of the pool where Stu was. You sat on the floor, dipping your feet in. The boy grabbed the bottle from your hands and took a swing.

Suddenly, he got the sweetest smell from you. A faint musk to it as well. He looked at Billy to see if he also detected it but the boy was making small talk with Tatum and Sidney.

"So, is Randy around?" You asked Stu and he shook his head slightly before taking another swing of his beer to ground himself. "Yeah, he's inside watch..." he suddenly stopped talking and looked between your legs. A small amount of blood and water pooled between them. "Is that... Blood?" Stu asked, his pupils dilated slowly. "What... Oh my God..." You looked between your legs. You got your period early. "Fuck..." You whispered and moved subtly reaching for the towel on the chair behind you. Stu felt like he was getting intoxicated by your delicious aroma. He felt his fangs starting to grow and he wasn't sure if he was going to be able to control himself. Luckily, you picked up the towel in time to wrap it around you and excuse yourself.

Stu made eye contact with Billy. He also knew. When you walked past him his pupils started to dilate as well, but he had much more control than Stu when it came to the urge of tasting you. Billy made his way to Stu and crouched down in front of him. "Get ahold of yourself, we can't risk getting caught, you understand?" He whispered, aggression lacing his words. Stu sighed and looked up in defeat. "Man, how the fuck are we gonna be able to resist if they're going to sleep over tonight?" Stu asked, desperation slowly overwhelming him. "We'll figure it out later, okay? Just keep it in your pants for now." Billy replied and glared at him before stepping inside the house to make sure you were okay.

•

You stepped out of the shower after excusing yourself for the rest of the party. Billy was constantly checking up on you until everyone left and all three of you were finally alone.

You put on leak safe underwear since you preferred to free bleed, and one of Stu's sweaters which covered your body perfectly, given your size difference.

When everyone finally left the house, you went down stairs to look for the boys and help clean up the after party mess. To your surprise, Billy and Stu had taken care of everything. You wondered how long it took them to finish everything, it hadn't been long since you heard the music stop playing and the sweet silence of the absence of the herd of people that were drowning the house.

In the kitchen, Billy and Stu were talking quietly. You couldn't make out a single word they were saying, so you assumed they thought you were fast asleep and didn't want to wake you up.

You barely took a few steps in the room and their eyes were already on you. They seemed darker than usual.

"Hey baby, how you feeling?" Billy was the first to speak. He walked towards you slowly and placed his hand on your cheek. "I'm fine, I just didn't want to be around people." You answered.

The vibes were off. The boys were strangely quiet and mellow. Their gazes were intense and their eyes didn't look the same as they usually did. They were scanning your body like hungry animals and you were starting to get a little bit freaked out.

"Why is everyone acting weird? I just got my period a day early, it's not a big deal. Seriously." You said, starting to get kind of annoyed at their strange behavior and lack of words.

"You see, that's what you don't understand YN, it is a big deal." Stu said and started to move towards you almost as if he were hunting a prey. "Stu." Billy said in a warning tone.

You took a step back and swallowed thickly. Your breathing picked up.

"You smell so sweet and it's driving me insane." Stu said and you gave him a confused stare. What did he mean by that? "And you know what? I don't care anymore." He continued and his eyes turned completely black. You gasped at the sight. Confusion was the only thing going through your head. Fear, but intrigue at the same time. Stu bit his lower lip before smiling, and there it was. Fangs. "What the fu-" you attempted to run but Billy held you from behind, moving you quickly so you ended up behind him. He was shielding you with his large frame. "Stu, for the love of fuck, get ahold of yourself!" the boy said and you held his arm from behind. "Does he want to kill me?" You asked and he turned around quickly. Stu seemed to calm down when he heard your words. "No baby, we would never hurt you. He just-" Billy paused and looked at Stu over his shoulder before meeting your eyes. "Wants to taste you... Your blood." You looked at him with curiosity in your eyes. What would it be like to be bitten by a vampire? "Would you guys... Kill me if I let you?" You asked and Billy's pupils instantly dilated, his eyes turning completely black just like Stu's. The fear you felt mixed with excitement. You felt an energy shift with them like this. Wild and ready to pounce. It was risky. It was crazy, and you wanted it.

"Taste me." You said, and that was it.

Stu walked towards you and picked you up, his big hands around your waist. He sat you on the counter and stood between your legs. He could smell your arousal mixed with the blood between your legs and groaned. "Finally." He whispered and moved your head to the side softly. You bit your lip and prepared for the unknown pain you were about to experience.

Stu licked and kissed your neck a few times before digging his fangs in your flesh. You released a high pitched moan. The pain was pleasurable. You felt your blood run down your neck and over your chest.

Billy was leaning against the counter close to the both of you. A smirk on his face and his cock impossibly hard against his jeans. The sight of Stu savoring you excited him more than he thought it would. He bit his lip and hissed, his fangs fully displayed with the action.

Stu took the sweater off your body, exposing your bloody tits to both of them and Billy couldn't take it anymore. He walked towards you and Stu moved to the side, opening your legs more so Billy could be in front of you as well. He took another bite below Stu's mark and groaned at your taste. He licked the stripe of blood that ran down your chest and moaned. Stu joined him and lapped at the fluid as well. Their tongues touched occasionally against your skin and you were going insane. You moaned and whined at the sight of your vampire boyfriends tasting you.

Billy desperately took your underwear off and tossed them somewhere on the kitchen floor. He inhaled sharply and moaned at your scent. Stu slid down between your legs under Billy and licked your bloody cunt. Billy kissed you desperately as the boy between your legs moaned against your center.

You were tasting yourself on Billy's tongue, a metallic and somewhat sweet flavor palette. You were so turned on that you didn't even care about the fact that you were practically consuming your own blood from your boyfriends mouth.

Stu dipped his long tongue inside you and you arched your back at the feeling. Billy couldn't handle not being between your legs eating you up so he slid down your body and positioned himself next to Stu. They both licked your clit and savored your cunt like it was their last meal. The sight of them touching tongues while pleasuring you was enough to send you over the edge. You came the hardest you've ever experienced. The wave of pleasure was so overwhelming that another mini orgasm washed over your body right after. You were practically screaming at that point but they weren't done with you yet.

Both of them stood up and pulled you down from the counter by your legs. You crashed against Billy and he pinned you against the fridge. He kissed you with passion and rubbed your clit a few times before finger fucking you. "Fuck, fuck... Please! Just fuck me already!" You moaned and he unbuttoned his jeans quickly, picking you up. You wrapped your legs around his torso and he spun around, leaning against the fridge. You felt Stu grab your waist to keep you steady while he unbuttoned his pants. Suddenly, Billy slipped inside you all the way in. The lubrication your blood provided created the perfect slide and the pleasure was intense as well. Billy started thrusting at a steady pace and moaned in your ear while he held you close.

Stu inserted his cock inside you a few minutes later after making sure you were stretched enough for him. Your boyfriends filled your hole deliciously and your moans filled the room. There was blood and arousal running down your thighs. You were a mess and felt like you were going to pass out any moment from the loss of blood and the intense pleasure you were receiving.

Billy and Stu lapped at the blood dripping down from your neck once again and moaned in unison. They couldn't handle it anymore and came inside you, filling you up with their seed. They rode their highs inside you before pulling out. Stu released you and you leaned against Billy.

"You okay?" Billy asked, his voice husky against your ear. You let out a breathy laugh and bit your lower lip. "I need a shower" You replied, energy drained from your body.

"Let's go." Billy whispered and Stu carried you up the stairs.

[welcometololaland]

some interesting thoughts here. now. I'm not saying you're incorrect, but some of these are...incorrect. sorry. it's either my opinion or you're wrong.

as a NON delena stan I appreciate your stance on Damon. DOES NO ONE REMEMBER HE KILLED JEREMY AND HE DIDNT KNOW HE WAS WEARING THE RING??? ALSO HE KILLED STEFAN'S BEST FRIEND?! how has anyone forgiven him for this??? I could NEVER. idk how stefan deals with him.

personally, I would have put girlboss Dakota higher. I feel like she could protect me. I'd just never make a mistake 😌😌😌😌 I'm known to be perfect. I didn't realise she was a literal child at this time. strike her from the hotness records.

Bella would go near last for me she's bloody irritating as would Dracula. sorry, I got no time for vampire sob stories if you're gonna try and eat me. I will say Gaz Olds looks even worse in his full Dracula make up so that's fair but like...out of the vamp make up I would 100% throw a leg over sorry.

blade seems extremely cool. I think he's right to be near the top. he's like the matrix but cooler. also he's half vampire, half vampire hunter. get you a man that can do both. correct to put him at the top of the hotness scale.

spike...well I haven't seen much buffy either but you need to see the spike sex scene if you haven't. hilarious watching.

never watched trueblood either but I see finance bro for Eric. I'd slip him on the list.

Laurent...he could drink my blood any day. don't care that he's lowkey evil (fuck james) he's SEXY.

as is daddy C. look...you're right about the turning but his intentions WERE good. also he isn't the biggest DILF we all know who that is 👀🔥 Billy I MEAN Charlie Swan.

count von count is a g. as someone who doesn't know how to count, he'd be at the top of my friendship list. need him.

STEFAN. my beloved. Paul Wesley was blindingly hot in this show and I would lick him if I could. absolutely stunning. idk what everyone sees in Damon, this is the man for me. for one, he doesn't wear weird fedoras everywhere like Ian Sommehalder, but that's just personal preference. Stefan could eat me alive I would thank him for it.

as for me...well. I'm honoured to be at the top of the friendship list and offended I was not on the hotness list. i should have doxxed myself on tumblr after all x

jen, i've been trying to think of something super unhinged for nice ask week and i haven't been able to think of anything. so here's my shit excuse for nice ask week and sorry that you might have to look some of these up. please rank these fictional vampires in order from least want to befriend to most want to befriend AND ALSO from not-est to hottest (others opinions are welcome - this is MY ask, MY rules - just kidding pls post this jen, i worked so hard on it):

1. count dracula, dracula (specifically, the 1992 adaptation of the novel in which gary oldman - admittedly, my older gentleman crush - plays dracula)

2. stefan salvatore, the vampire diaries

3. damon salvatore, the vampire diaries (had to ask for both brothers, come on)

4. laurent, twilight (u know i think he is a lil something something)

5. daddy cullen i mean carlisle cullen, twilight

6. dakota fanning looking extremely slay, twilight

7. spike, buffy the vampire slayer

8. count von count, seasame street

9. eric northman, true blood

10. bella swan, vampiric edition, twilight

11. blade, blade

12. me.

THANK YOU FOR COMING

hello, lola. first let me start by saying here is a different vampire ranking without a definition of best, just vibes (you create one vampire au and suddenly this is your whole life). I am not rereading it though, so no promises that I'm not about to contradict myself

I appreciate how hard you worked on asking this, so I hope you appreciate how hard I worked on answering it

Least want to befriend to most want to befriend:

damon - he seems like a walking red flag, he really does

2. dakota fanning - I respect a girlboss but I do think she would kill me after one wrong move. would constantly have a tummy ache, stressed to the max.

3. spike - I have never seen buffy, but google tells me he was a villain. have to play it safe here

4. bella - I'm so sorry bella but I think you would annoy me

5. blade - I really tried looking him up to give an honest friend ranking, but there were so many version?? is it a comic? a movie? a tv show? idk I got confused therefore he defaults to the middle of the list

6. laurent - one of the nicer members of his little posse (unlike that bitch james). might try to kill me but a good sob story would probably get me out of it

7. count dracula - i just read his backstory. that's so tragic, I think he could use a friend

8. carlisle - turning a bunch of teenagers into vampires when they were on their death bed is a little odd, but he had good intentions. and now look at the house he provides for them like I'll move in no questions asked

9. stefan - admittedly have only seen a few seasons of tvd, but he seems to have some kind of morals so that's always a good place to start for a friendship

10. eric - "calculating yet loyal and generally willing to absolve those that aggravate him, unless they have grievously crossed him. However, he is fiercely vindictive towards anyone who harms or threatens those he loves". thank you, trueblood.fandom.com. If I'm befriending all of these vampires, making him a top priority seems like a good choice

11. count von count - he has a cat. I'm using him and abusing our friendship for that. sorry count

12. lola - who shouldn't (?) be on this list (unless you have a secret to tell)

okay hotness below the cut because this is already too long

Least hot to most hot

1. dakota fanning (jane) - default to last because she is a child lmao

2. count von count - he is a cartoon (puppet? I don't know). I feel like there is only one right answer here and it is to put him in the second least hot position (unless that's your thing. you do you)

3. damon - this man creeps me out. I don't know if it's the eyes or what but again, bad vibes. stay away from her (elena), old man!

4. count dracula - willy wonka looking vampire. sorry to your older gentleman crush. you can keep him

5. eric northman - I do not know this man but he is giving 'just some guy' with a little bit of finance bro

6. bella - one too many awkward smiles while tucks her hair behind her ear moments, you know?

7. spike - cheek bones are cheek boning. some may say too much though. hair is giving 90s boy band. although for his time I can excuse it

8. carlisle cullen - not the biggest dilf in twilight, but an important one

9. laurent - unfortunate that you didn't pick the picture where he rolls up with his jacket undone and no shirt underneath. what an entrance. he also gets hotness points because laurent is a very good vampire name

10. stefan salvatore - the objectively better brother based on my limited knowledge. good picture. love a henley moment. look at those forearms.

11. blade - I don't know this man, but I would like to.

*you can't be ranked on the hotness scale because you did not provide a picture. sorry ;)

[wolfiewhiskeybutch]

omg that shirt is so cute 💕

As for finding the one I have, there's good news and bad news. Strap yourself in for this one, it's gonna get weird...

I probably got this shirt in a gift shop at some tourist trap my family visited. I've had it for like 10 years (possibly longer) and the tag is pretty faded, but just legible enough to make out, which initially got my hopes up. It was branded as "Team Transylvania"

From what I can piece together, Team Transylvania was a company specializing in halloween/monster themed toys and clothing for children. I say piece together because google has apparently never heard of them. However I was able to find two other shirts with their logo as well as the blog of an artist who apparently designed some of their stuff.

As a completely random aside, I also found a horror themed punk band called Team Transylvania that google has also never heard of but this one music blog from 2012 seemed to really like them 🤷‍♀️

The apparel company appears to be defunct for several years now (again, hard to tell with how little information there is) However, I did find someone on poshmark selling the very shirt in question!

Unfortunately they only have a youth XL, I don't know if that'll fit you. Mine's also a youth XL, which I just fit into thanks to my weirdly small torso. Here's the link if you're interested...

https://poshmark.com/listing/Werewolf-glow-in-the-dark-tshirt-617c1834ff83043be5af784e

-🌊

🌊 Nonnie!!

OK! I am strapped on in and ready for this! See what I did there? 😅😂

Omg I can't believe you looked into all of this! Thank you!! Sadly, I am a fluffy pup and definitely don't fit a youth XL, but thank you so much for checking!!

Also what a crazy bit of history!

I'm definitely going to keep an eye out for more werewolf shirts though because I feel like this is a part of my potential wardrobe that I've been neglecting 👀

[strangerthings-01]

You aren’t alone

Part 2 of tell me something only you would know

Part 1 here

Summary: after eddie bit you and caused you to pass out, it causes tension when you wake up and there are things you have to work through.

Warnings: a lot of angst at first but lotssss of fluff. Mentions of blood and smut.

I might make a part three and finally let you have that talk with max and also giving your blood to Eddie. Let me know if you want it. Thanks for reading and send in requests!! 👀❤️

Sorry it isn’t as long! I’m on my way home from a big trip and so my mind isn’t as open but I still wanted to write. I hope it’s good!

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Your head was pounding when you finally managed to open your eyes. It didn’t take much time for your eyes to adjust to the darkness of the room and when it did fully adjust, your eyes met Eddie’s and you gasped, pushing yourself back against the wall, away from him.

You suddenly remembered what had happened. One moment you were cuddling your thought to be deceased boyfriend and next he was biting you and draining you of blood. All you saw was darkness after trying to get him to stop.

Eddie looked at you frantically and tried to reach for you but you put your hand up to stop him. “Don’t touch me. Stay away.” You breathed our, anxiety clear in your voice. Your hands automatically went up to your neck to check for any wounds but it was clear. Somehow you were healed but you couldn’t think clearly to even begin thinking clearly about the possibilities.

“Oh god baby I’m so sorry. I swear to you I didn’t mean to. I-I don’t know what happened. One moment I’m holding you and the next my throat is burning and your scent was so strong, I couldn’t stop myself and by the time I pulled away, you were out and I have never hated myself the way I do now. Please baby you have to believe me.” His heart broke seeing you close in on yourself, hands wrapped around your knees that were brought to your chest. “Eddie I’m sure you didn’t mean to but you could-could have killed me and I just need some space right now.”

He shook his head, everything tightening inside of him. “No y/n. Please don’t. I just got you back. I can’t stay away from you again.” Your lip quivered and you had to look away to avoid his eye contact otherwise you would cave. “Eddie go. It’s not for a long time. I just need to think.” You said more forcefully.

His face suddenly crunched into anger. “You know you fucking left me there to rot…I went through weeks of torture to get back to you and I make one mistake, and you want me gone.” He regretted the words almost as soon as they came out of his mouth. Your snapped your head in his direction and scowled at him. “What!? I tried to bring you back with us but they wouldn’t let me! Don’t accuse me of that shit, munson. Get out!” You yelled as tears fell down your face.

His hands were shaking and he bit his lip and looked down ashamed but used his newly founded vamp speed to exit the house. Your hair ruffled as the air from his speed hit you and you took a deep, shaky breath to calm yourself down. Everything just kept falling apart and you couldn’t seem to stop it or even slow it down. You knew Eddie didn’t mean to hurt you. God you knew that. But you had to think about your safety and he needed time to think to himself as well.

Although he did bite you, he had healed you somehow and cleaned up the blood. The thoughtfulness almost made up for the horror…almost. You crawled underneath your covers and stared at the blank wall in front of you. Eddie saying that you left him there made you just want to die right then and there. You couldn’t believe he thought you did that when you tried like hell to come back for him. Even after everything was over and done, you tried to find way back into the upside down but couldn’t ever find a way, even through the watergate which was pretty much destroyed.

You sobbed into your pillow, getting tears all over the case. You eventually became tired and fell asleep, dried tears and red eyes remaining on your exhausted face.

During the night, you became hot under the covers but removing them didn’t do much. You suddenly wished for Eddie’s cool frame but that would not happen seeing as you threw him out. You sighed and sat up, unlocking the window next to your bed and pushing it open, letting cool air filter into the room.

You breathed in the fresh air and laid back down, hoping to get more sleep before the sun rose. Just as you were about to head back to bed, you felt the bed shift just as you had hours before. Your hair was brushed back but you kept your eyes closed. “I can tell you’re awake my love. Your heart increased the moment I sat down.” You groaned and opened your eyes, looking at Eddie and the way the moon cast a light onto his beautiful face. “That’s annoying. But kind of cool.” You mumbled.

He chuckled and brushed his fingers along your cheek. “Yeah…I know you told me to leave but it’s been a couple hours so I came back to check on you. I’m really sorry y/n. For hurting you and for saying those cruel things. I know you didn’t leave me there. You wouldn’t do that. I just got frustrated because god I did everything to get back to you. That’s all I wanted and you wanted me gone and I know why but it hurt so bad.” You went to say something but he interrupted you. “Wait…I know that you hurt a lot more and I should have thought about that and given you your space. I know this is a lot. Trust me I know baby girl. But god I don’t want to lose you and I’m willing to fight if you are.”

You took a deep breath and closed your eyes for a few seconds and when they reopened, you grabbed his free hand and held both of your hands to your chest. “Of course I want to fight Eddie. I’m supposed ti marry you. You are not getting rid of me that easy. Vecna will not win. If we have to, I will give you a little bit of my blood each day to push the cravings down and we can work through this. Would you consider that?” He nodded quickly, zero hesitation. “Yes yeah of course. Anything you prevent from hurting you and anything to be with you. If that’s what it takes. Also you want to marry me?”

You turned your head slightly on the pillow and nodded slowly. “Of course I do. I was shattered when I thought you were gone for good. I couldn’t marry the man of my dreams and you’re here and I can. I’ll just be waiting on you to make it come true.” You smiled and bit you lip softly. “Well I’m not doing it right now. I’ll make it special but for now, I need to make up for some things. And words may not mean much right now but I have something in mind.”

“Do you now?” Your eyes followed his movements as he climbed on top of you, arms keeping his weight off of you. “I’m going to make love to you baby. Like I always have before.” You felt your core tighten and you squeezed your legs together trying to relieve some pressure. “I love when you say make love instead of fuck.” You said softly, hand going up his shirt to touch his coke and hardened abs. “That’s because you’re more to me than a warm body. You’re my lover. My muse and I like to show how how much I love you and I’m not going to do extra shit. Too much time has passed. I don’t have the patience and I know you don’t either.” He removed your clothes as well as his own and pressed his fingers on your clit and circled it to get you stimulated. His fingers slipped a little from how wet you were and he growled softly. “You really have missed me.” You nodded and moaned, needing him already.

“Hearing your heart is so strange yet so amazing. Knowing I’m increasing it.” He lined up with you and wasted no time inserting himself inside of you, one hand come up behind your head and bringing himself down to kiss you while he pushed into you deeply. You moaned into the kiss and he avoided kissing your neck as he couldn’t trust him and moved down to your chest, taking a breast into his mouth as he moved in and out of you. You reached down to touch yourself, wanting the extra feeling but he grabbed your hand as well as the other one and pinned them above your head. “Eddie-“ He removed his mouth from your chest and cut you off by kissing you.

“No. I’m going to do everything to make you feel good.” He reached his own hand down and you jerked from the coldness but welcomed it as he circled your clit as he pushed in and out. You moaned loudly and grabbed Gus waist and squeezed as he moved faster and harder. “I feel you baby. God you feel amazing. My beautiful girl. Oh fuck.” He bit his lips and stared down at you and somehow that made this whole thing even hotter. Him staring at you while he made love to you. You could feel yourself getting close. He moved his hand away from you heat and wiped it off on the sheet and you were in too much pleasure to complain. He kissed you and you kissed back as he slammed into you and he hit your g spot. You moaned loudly into the kiss and came and he groaned, hands moving to grip your thighs as your orgasm coaxed his own.

You both rode each other down and breathed heavily as he finally came to a stop. He pulled out and collapsed next to you. Even after all of that, his body was still cold and you more then welcomed it, curling into him. “God that was so good. I missed that .” He chuckled and you smiled and nodded against him, his arms coming to wrap around you. “So good.” You agreed.

“So that’s the plan? Taking a little blood from you each day?” He said, playing with your hair. “Mhm.” You mumbled and breathed out. “I can’t believe you’re a vampire. It’s not hard to imagine seeing all the shit we’ve seen but my Eddie being forced into this shit. I’m so sorry.” He buried his head into your hair and kissed it. “It’s scary but I’m just glad to be back with you sweetheart. We can work through this.”

You nodded and stayed silent for a couple minutes. “Does your skin burn in the sun?” You questioned. He laughed and held you tighter. “You are something else. I’m not sure honestly. Maybe it sparkles. Hopefully it doesn’t do anything. Maybe I’ll just get a headache.” You looked up at him and brushed his long curls back. “I’m so happy you’re here eddie. The circumstances are unfortunate but you’re here.” He kissed your forehead. “I’m here and I’m not going anywhere. Also I’m able to sleep but I don’t get tired so late nights? Totally up for it. No pun intended.” You giggled and smacked his chest, moving your leg across his own. “That’s so weird but interesting.”

He mumbled something but you didn’t catch but no more words were said as you fell asleep in his cool arms, not waking up again for the rest of the night. Eddie watched you sleep, taking advantage of not getting tired. He liked watching you breathe and shift every now and then but never moving away from him.

As you slept he thought about how he would tell everyone else. He was sure his uncle would be shocked and he would have to come up with a lie to explain it without sending him into a heart attack. Telling the others wouldn’t be as hard cause they had seen so much that it wouldn’t be as much of a shock but he didn’t know how to break the news of being a vampire to them. Telling you wasn’t easy but he knew you wouldn’t judge him. You loved him and he knew that one hundred percent.

The hardest part about all of this in his opinion was for controlling the hunger and blood craving part but knowing you were going to work with him on it made him feel a lot better about all of it. Even though it was still hard for him to process, he did have time now to let things settle while he got used to having his life back with you and he would take advantage of that opportunity and find a way to propose to you and make you his forever like he always planned.

[jungk0oksthighs]

laura my dear. my dear sweet jungkook sister-wife. i really never know how to properly articulate words after one of your updates. i almost always immediately read, but it takes me like a day to sit on it and let the thoughts formulate because you usually leave me head empty but simultaneously going 100mph like i’m some college kid with adhd popping ritalin to squeeze out 5 term papers in one night. in a constant state of horny, (s)creaming, crying, shaking, throwing up, complete and utter jungshOOk.

aside from the fact that our man has been on what seems a year long mission to completely ruin and wreck us from the inside out (yes please jk, but also hajifuckingma! let me breathe damnit) - with the added real life events this week, it’s safe to say this chapter of pg hit a little extra. and in a few more specific 👁🫦👁 places. the tension, the longing, the dual sided frustration. just a whole fucking chef’s kiss, through and through. i mean the whole “if i had a soul it would already be yours” ?! SHUT THE FRONT AND BACK DOOR THIS INSTANT! how darest his suave, sexy self say that shit and not expect us to just combust. who speaks like that? who says that??? bitch, i have a soul. here’s mine. fucking take it! 😮‍💨🥵

also, on a separate note, i must say that i very much love my yoomfie babie in this. idk why others are being so sus about him. the only slightly sus thing is that he clearly knows a great deal about vamps and hasn’t outright disclosed that to oc… but his actions only show how much he truly cares about oc and clearly has feelings for her. the sus person imo is ocs mom - something of which yoongi himself touches on with the whole paranoid comment regarding her thorn tea. i originally thought he himself was a vamp, but his comments this chap negated that. i think he is possibly an ally of sorts to the vamp world, certainly to his roomie bc based on chapter dialogue sope definitely be swapping them haemoglobin - 👀 i see you girl. i suspect he got into it bc of his previous job and it’s most likely the reason he switched to his current. i think there’s an interesting backstory there - possibly some malpractice regarding someone he cared for (human or vamp or both) and that drove his passion to veer paths. i think he knows of jk and his role in the community and that he’s one of the usually more dangerous ones. he prob knows about ocs blood, ain’t no way hobi hasn’t smelled it and said something about it. i think maybe he sees the person he cared for in oc and that sparks his interest and want/need to protect. i truly think he’s coming from a good place and who knows, might end up being an overall ally to not just oc. i don’t think he’s the big bad in this one. not in the slightest.

and that’s that for now bc i’ve already written you a short novel synopsis at this point 🥴

oh my gosh… the girl is too stunned to speak? thank you SO much for not only taking the time to read the update but also send such a huge, lovely message!! I really appreciate that so much :( let’s dig in!!

thank you for your kindness and support ahhh it means the world! you’re so sweet! i’m a whore for vampire jungkook tbh and i think he’s created his photofolio as a direct threat / attack / homage to this fic bc like … down to the leather sofas man I’m never gonna let that go it’s like he’s IN MY MIND. Anyway, sorry 🥹😂

sooooo many of you have picked up on that specific quote oh my goodness! i’m very flattered that it’s standing out from this chapter, thank u for picking up on it 💜 VAMP JK CAN HAVE MY SOUL TOO LITERALLY RIGHT NOW LETS GO ITS HIS

ahhhhh…. wow. bestie… wow. you really do absorb what you read, you’ve… picked up on sooo many little details here and I’m OBSESSED with your thought process! ofc i can’t say anything at risk of spoiling but oooooffffff honey… honey. the way you’ve weaved what little we know about neighbour Yoongi into the ongoing details of the storyline… Damn, u good. IM SAYING NOTHING!!

thank you so much for this message and for being here!! I love novel synopsis length asks! especially when they’re super detailed like this one!!! it really does inspire me to write more like DAMN you took all that time to say all these things i’m so beyond grateful for each and every one of u. thank u again darling, i hope you like what’s to come from our sexy vampire jungkook 💜💜💜💜

[talkfantasytome]

Classic  - What’s your favorite classic spooky movie? and Favorite - What’s your favorite Halloween episode of a television show?

WELL! That first one is easy - I don't have one. 👀

I don't do horror...like, suspense is usually fine, but anything that's labeled spooky I typically avoid too. I do NEED to see some of the classics, and I know this, but, like...I scare easily and live alone with just my cat, and it just doesn't seem like a smart idea to do that to myself when even Scary Movie 3 scared me. 😂 But one day, I shall watch. XD

As for TV show...hmmmmm....I mean, like, Buffy had some REALLY great ones, even with the whole "vamps don't dig Halloween" thing. Like the one with the party at the frat house, and it became, like, a true house of horrors. Honestly, though, for some reason most don't stick with me...like, I remember enjoying Halloween episodes for tons of TV shows, but now I can't remember any of them. 😂 So, I guess that Buffy episode wins cause I actually remembered it! And these days a lot of TV shows don't really have Halloween episodes because they don't do the annual seasons. 😔

[moonlit-han]

hi!! just finished reading une chauve-souris amoureuse (wow such fancy) and I just wanted to come by and say that I absolutely love it ??????🥺🥺 I love these kinds of fluffy moments, but what really intrigued me is that there seems to be a lot of world building behind this story!

I would love to know more about it,, like, how does Y/N's magic work? I'm pretty sure you implied that she didn't know she had magic (if their parents don't know, that means she didn't show signs of having magic from birth/having magic isn't a common thing, right?) so, how did she learn about it? how did she meet Jisung? his family seems to be against weres, but isn't he considered a were?

i have so many questions skdbwknskwns

but tldr; I'm really interested in this world and I would love to know more about it. do you have other works set in this world or is it the first? i would love to read more both about this setting, and these characters, they're very interesting!

sorry for the long ask! hope you're doing well!!!

- i usually go by 🎃 in skz writing blogs, hello :]

hey pumpkin anon! okay honestly, this ask made my day, i’ll have you know~ it makes me so happy knowing you really enjoyed this fic!! erm the title really isn’t that fancy…. it’s just “a bat in love” but in french���� to answer your question: yes, there’s a fair bit of world building. but, at the same time, i absolutely winged this (no pun intended….!). okay you know what, i’m going to use the old standby… bullet points!

y/n’s magic has to do with heat/fire. she’s a little like a dragon or salamander (hence, her slithering off the bed like a salamander). she seeks out warmth or fire whenever possible and is strongest with that element. she’s just fine with all other magic, too! you might have also noticed her grumbling with/at the fire and its accompanying sprite. i like to think of that situation as similar to calcifer from howl’s moving castle at least miyazaki’s animated version; regrettably, i have yet to read the original diana wynn jones book *cries*. anyway, i imagine that perhaps one of y/n’s friends had magic and, when something odd happened with her and fire, figured it out. her powers did not manifest at birth and were only passed down through her mother’s side unknowingly. no, her family doesn’t know about this and just thinks she’s attending a normal university, instead of one with both the usual courses and magical ones. and that brings me to the next bit…

this fic is set in the same universe as “charmed by you,” which i actually wrote for a fic exchange last year! if you’ve read “charmed by you,” you’ll notice that chan lives in a house he’s renting from an art professor at the magical university and is studying defensive magic. so he’s now Professor Bang at the university because we all know that he’d totally be a prodigy and end up teaching not long after graduating. (he might also be a couple years older in this universe than he actually is). and then in “une chauve-souris amoureuse”, jisung and felix live in that same house!

y/n met jisung at university! aaaand she was probably like damn look at those wings 👀 i mean…can you imagine? jisung, looking like he does now, with wings. wings!! bat-like wings. i’ll just be swooning, if you need me.

so, jisung’s family is a bit elitist (but he isn’t!!!! he’s learned better, damn it!! he saw how other people actually acted and saw that it wasn’t how his parents described and experienced the world for himself and formed his own opinions😤). and by elitist i mean there’s a bit of the vampires vs. werewolves shit going on here. he’s not a vamp tho! i also hadn’t thought of him as a were…. his family just has wings?? (believe me when i say i know roughly just as much as you do about jisung’s backstory). he’d been told how bad werewolves were—just the usual random, shitty prejudices—all his childhood and then got to college and had his eyes opened. wide. the knee-jerk reaction to mistrust any werewolf is still there, but that’s it. i understands that they’re just normal, as “normal” as any of them can be, people and there’s no reason to hate!! he’s working on it. be patient with him~ having wolfie around helps lol

well!! i guess i’ll just have to think of more things to write for these characters, then! exploring felix’s pixie self more would be quite fun—somehow he got a bit overshadowed by wolfie

again, thank you SO much for reading!! i don’t mind all the questions—it’s actually wonderful to get them and i really appreciate you thinking about the story that much! i’ll gladly answer more~

[logicalstansadvice]

Oh I def would too! But be careful saying she's fucking him though. Apparently fans think people are weird if they state that. Yeah! Someone saying those two are fucking is weird, but their PR theories are not, right?

/ Anon you are not weird, they are. If the mere thought of him having sex with his gf seems weird to them, then they are the weirdos who need to get their head checked.

I know what you're talking about. I saw it on Kevin too. That blog has gotten an influx of new followers and while they're not all bad, most of them def have issues. I stopped foll yesterday after all the trashing. I'm sick of seeing people using our fight against CA and racism as an excuse to justify their hate towards the woman dating their fav.

Anon 2: Honestly the stupidity in this fandom baffles me. They use the excuse of PR to trash the people in his life. There was an anon saying that they (him&his gf) didn't get papped much even though it's PR because Seb doesn't want to get papped. So then why the hell would he be in a PR rel if he's not doing the "PR" part? They don't even make sense anymore. I blame it all on CAF. That woman showed up here last july and everyone just believed her she's HW PR and took her "wisdom" as word of god. Now it's like they are brainwashed and can't think for themselves. Everything he does is PR. I don't claim to know his life, but to reduce everything he does to PR just because a lady on the internet said so, seems a bit much to me.

Vamp - this fandom has ruined the word PR for me. It's become a convenient buzz word. Shame that some just don't have a clue.

Ruby Woo - stealing and posting what someone said in our group chat:

If he doesn’t post about her, it’s obviously PR because he doesn’t care enough. If he does post about her, it’s obviously PR because he’s just using the relationship for publicity. There’s no winning with them. They’ll spin anything and everything to fit their own delusional narrative.

Anon 3: She's fuckin' him, if she wants to shout it from the rooftops, she can. I certainly would // Yeah, according to some geniuses, his own girlfriend is supposed to stay in hiding and not remind anyone of their relationship, but disturbed anonyms can bait with imaginary former booty call status for attention. Well...

Anon 4: You did not just put a wave meme to that fucking post 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh how I wish you'd talk on other blogs too! You guys have the sass and all. I wish I were like you!

Lady Danger - I did 😂 IDGAF as it’s probably true (I would say 💯 but I haven’t seen them bang with my own two 👀 so 🤷🏻‍♀️ 😂)