#notlastplace

[noregretz45]

Took the fam out to @lazerxfw to have some fun. Played some air hockey and racing games while waiting for a team to play against. Then we finally got our mission briefing and went in to play! We had a blast and won even thought we were 3 vs 4! @angelpunk84 went around lighting up all the bases, while I was lighting up their whole team and Karson, well he didn’t come in last for his first time ever playing! #lasertag #1stplace #2ndplace #teamwerunthis #notlastplace #accuracymatters #funfamilytime #NoRegretz (at Lazer X) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2DV9a4AJo2/?igshid=1jfqyrpptdcfv

[creeperck]

Pre work Go-Karting WHAM Some people take this easy to seriously... #NotLastPlace (at Accelerate Indoor Speedway & Events - Chicago/Mokena, IL) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvkl-7YFJNGDBfS5RAd_093Jzvr2-4BqnvqESM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7xa3vwwlrtw5

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

LET'S GOOOOOOO CYAN CREEPERS #NOTLASTPLACE

[dancing-heart-pony]

Lol, don't mind me, I'm just recapping Golf with Friends at 5am

5:23am. I'm watching Mark's newest episode of Golf with Friends, entitled "WHAT ARE WE EVEN PLAYING ANYMORE?!" and there's already so much stuff I can poke fun at.

- Jack mocking Mark's frustrated screams

- Mark actually doing pretty good and wanting the guys to tell him he was doing a good job.

-Mark being mean to everyone else

-Jack making sad faces

- Mark = v competitive, shits on everyone else but cries if he gets picked on, sore loser, has a praise kink

- Jack got kicked from the game.

- Mark told him to put his hands over his mouth and make some muffled screaming noises??? (which is totally a thing now 😉)

- "I'd rather play with Jack than win" -Mark (Oh dude. How sweet. I'm ded.)

- Jack started singing the "suck a dick" song and it gave me PTSD.

- Wade pretended to call Amy...

- Douche the Woosh™ was a thing that was said and I was like "umm...?" *raises hand* and then Jack did the same XD because Woosh=Wiishu (But omg, Amy and Signe were both mentioned in casual conversation, wow!)

- #wronghole

- #mr61strokes

- Mark growling "FUCK ME" repeatedly and Jack being like "stop you're making me uncomfortable"

- #fuckthecones

- #potatofetish

- MARK STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DUMB DIET. NO ONE CARES.

- "I was in the whole time, don't ask me if I'm in yet." -Mark 😏

- "IT WORKED, IT WORKED! I'M A CHEATER!" -Bob

- Mark saying Jack's name in a semi Wilford-esque voice...?

- *Me crying because there's only 6 minutes left*

- Every eyeball is Septic Eye Sam.

- The sickest move ever made

- 2 minutes left 😭

- "No, no, I'm a stupid." -Wade

- #partyinthehole

- "Maybe you shouldn't have taken your eyes out and put them in jars. Then you'd be able to see!" -Mark (to Jack) OH DAMN SON. #ROASTED.

- #notlastplace

Okay, I'm done.

[noregretz45]

Took the fam out to @lazerxfw to have some fun. Played some air hockey and racing games while waiting for a team to play against. Then we finally got our mission briefing and went in to play! We had a blast and won even thought we were 3 vs 4! @angelpunk84 went around lighting up all the bases, while I was lighting up their whole team and Karson, well he didn’t come in last for his first time ever playing! #lasertag #1stplace #2ndplace #teamwerunthis #notlastplace #accuracymatters #funfamilytime #NoRegretz (at Lazer X) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2DV9a4AJo2/?igshid=1jfqyrpptdcfv

[friedchickenandvocalharmonies]

Happy birthday! (I like your excessive use of parentheses.)

thanks! (thx)