#noticing a pattern where yt will just make its lgbt character fucking insufferable to where you become 0.01% more homophobic per line and in

[gu6chan]

Yaha is SO fucking ridiculous and compared to the other lieutenants the difficulty spike just becomes COMICAL 😭 like HE'S THE SECOND BOSS YOU EVER EVEN FIGHT???! on route b the shit popping out of the ground was RIDICULOUS so im terrified to face it again come route c

but tbh what REALLY did it for me was the rock gnome, like *melts* STRIKING IT WASN'T THE HARD PART, IT WAS GETTING AWAY AFTER STRIKING BEFORE IT HIT YOU AND DRAINED HALF YOUR HEALTH THAT WAS!!!! also finding an attack window where it wouldn't just bat you back and kill you was AWFULLLLL omg

Another fun, subtle little "fuck you" about this boss battle i learned while looking at the guide was that apparently the gnome HORDE you fight in the beginning???? They're not even classified as MONSTERS for urick to take out like the rock gnome, THEY'RE CLASSIFIED AS MAGICIANS, SAME AS THE GOBLIN SHAMANS, FOR MANAH TO TAKE OUT AND NOT NOWE OR URICK

like sure, I'll give them credit in that they HINTED to use manah what with the "let me handle the gnomes" line she speaks iirc??? But oh my GODDDD HOWWWWW 😭😭😭😭

No bc it's literally comical I'll have to find them but I decided ✨for funsies✨ to make a little chart for how many attempts it took to beat each boss each route and scale the difficulty as reference using THAT and in the A Route it was like "Hanch: 1 Yaha: 9 Gismor (1st fight): 3 ☺️" AND NOW IN THE B ROUTE ITS "Hanch: 3 Yaha: 14 Gismor (1st fight): 5" LIKE I KNOW I'M NOT GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES BUT HELLO?????? THE SHEER DIFFERENCE??? seriously WHAT is that twinks problem ive raged at his battle SO many times it's insane and like

Aside from him being the only one of two to take MORE than 10 attempts to beat, the closest being Caim at like 8 attempts I think, THE ONLY BOSS WHO BEAT HIM OUT IS THE FUCKING BONE CASKET AT 24 ATTEMPTS

I fucking hate Yaha man 😭

ASMR-esque voice acting ✅

Tragic past/relation to another character ✅

Past is mainly for the player to discern through various context clues and dialogue ✅

Has Honorary Collectable Boss Weapon ✅

Ridiculously challenging boss fight that can only be beaten through finding the proper attack window, learning the attack patterns, and copious use of health items ✅

CONFIRMED: Yaha is a Soulsborne boss