#not yendor

[amulet--of-yendor]

It is written in the book of The Onceler:

After the creation, the cruel god Moloch rebelled against the authority of Marduk the Creator. Moloch stole from Marduk the most powerful of all the artifacts of the gods, the Amulet of Yendor, and he hid it in the dark cavities of Gehennom, the Under World, where he now lurks, and bides his time.

Your god, The Onceler, seeks to possess the Amulet, and with it to gain deserved ascendance over other gods. You, a newly trained Tumblr User, have been heralded from birth as the instrument of The Onceler. You are destined to recover the Amulet for your deity, or die in the attempt. Your hour of destiny has come. For the sake of us all: Go bravely with The Onceler!

Don't Explain The Joke: This is a Tumblr gimmick blog that will append NetHack-type "messages" to posts.

Gimmick posts will be tagged as #cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor. Non-gimmick posts will be tagged as #not yendor.

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[sandytrish008]

Dazzeloids x Parappa The Rapper (they are cosplaying as them!) 💿🎶

[acrylicqueen]

He scares me so much!!!!

Redraw of this:

[teachyouhowtodothesponge]

I'm posting some more obscure media here. A lil while back, I found a silly game called Dazzeloids. Never played it, but I haven't gotten this random game outta my head, so here we go. Fanart. ✨✨

[amulet--of-yendor]

s - a blessed iron sword of superiority.

Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

[rfarrokh]

Rachael shows gratitude to those who wished her a happy birthday as she shares her recovery update. We hope you enjoy the video, the new custom intro song and meet Rachael’s new little friend. 🐿️

Thank you all for the ongoing love and support! Poop rainbows and crap unicorns, make lemons outta lemonade.. 🎵 🦄🌈❤️‍🩹🎂

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[amulet--of-yendor]

Welcome to NetHack!

Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday the 13th.

[sexhaver]

probably the saddest video game L i have ever heard of is the case of DeathOnAStick. he was a nethack player who aimed to not just beat the game, but beat it with the highest score possible. score in nethack is based on the total value of items in your inventory when you win, so his strategy was to cast Polymorph on rocks until they turned into gems (which have the best value to weight ratio). Polymorph can turn rocks into basically anything, including "hostile golems" or "nothing", so this took him a while.

and by "a while" i mean "a year and a half". he played this save file for a year and a half. without dying.

he got so many gems that he needed multiple pet giants to carry around the bags for him. dude was fucking loaded. once he was satisfied with his haul, he strolled into the Wizard of Yendor's tower and killed him, as one does to begin the final segment of their run. the Wizard was kind enough to drop a Potion of Gain Level on his corpse, which DeathOnAStick picked up and immediately drank out of habit despite already being at the level cap of 30. unfortunately, the potion was cursed.

an uncursed Potion of Gain Level will give you enough experience points to level up. a cursed potion, on the other hand, will have you go up a level.

a level (floor) of the dungeon.

without his pet giants or any of his gems.

if you go up a level from the top of the wizard's tower, you end up in the Plane of Earth, which has no stairs down and blocks teleportation and digging.

his player logs indicate that he "went idle" for 38 seconds at this point, meaning that no inputs were registered; i'm going to hazard a guess that he was not exactly "idle" irl during that timeframe. he finished the run with a relatively pathetic 2 dilithium crystals that he managed to scrounge up from the Plane of Air, a far cry from the thousands his giants had been hauling around for him.

there is a silver lining though: five years later in 2010 he took another stab and managed to finish with over 8000 gems in around 400 hours of playtime. but still. jesus fucking christ. a year and a half of your life down the drain because of a cursed potion effect based on a pun

[msexcelfractal]

I guess the real Amulet of Yendor was the friends we made along the way

[fakeanimals]

what is your name, anyways?

Gnem Yendor. the name strikes great fear into karens everywhere even outside of the distortion world. start chanting my name next time you deal with a bitchy customer at your job it'll work trust me

[amulet--of-yendor]

You dip your plate in the sink. You unleash a baby toad!

[magnetictapedatastorage]

"check out these roguelike games" my brother in yendor that game has 3D graphics. begone

[amulet--of-yendor]

Welcome to NetHack!

Be careful! New moon tonight.

[graysistance]

good evening to you all! beginning this new season of rey, LIKE FOR A STARTER USING SEQUELS NOVEL DIALOGUE. could be said by rey, rose, leia, either hux, yendor, snap, who knows. if you’re a multi (welcome!), please just reply your preference if you have one. 💛

[amulet--of-yendor]

You read the scroll labeled MAUD. Who was that Maud person anyway?

You have a peculiar feeling for a moment, then it passes. A map coalesces in your mind!

What the hell!!! Where am I

[c0rpseductor]

was reading about twi’lek on wookiepedia and discovered this twi’lek pilot guy named yendor they accidentally made trans. The world is beautiful