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lactosegremlin · 10 months ago

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not the dunks 😭😭😭

ben affleck’s publicist gives him a call like once a year and it’s like “hey man can you just be, like, really tired and done with everything again? yeah yeah i know the smoking one is popular we just gotta release another one you know? yeah okay dropping your dunkin’ donuts sounds good january fourth okay with you?”

#also this was me the other day at work #not with dunks bc i’d go down trying to catch that iced coffee #i holed up in a conference room for the day #bc people. p e o p l e #and i was carrying my laptop back to my desk with all my papers/clips/hole puncher/mouse stacked on top #and FOR NO REASON other than gravity #they all just fell #thank every thing holy that my laptop stayed in my hands.#like five of my coworkers came barreling around the corner #and just stopped when they saw it was me.#they were NOT surprised in the least #one coworker insisted on helping me pick up the papers.#he’s a sweetpea.

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