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warning for references to sexual abuse!!!! and UH metaphorical death i guess
im at the combination 'little death' as in orgasm and as in the sweet lil bitch that died on that couch i love you dude. theres no one id rather have come back wrong as/from.
#i dont talk very much about this ever but i do have a track record of giving up secrets to make jokes#not that this is exactly haha funny#its like (interesting) funny#highkey dont know how to tag this i just rlly dont want anyone to be hurt cause i remember when iwas like a goddamn fabrige egg#idk how to spell that#very delicate#tw sex abuse#tw sa implied#could the girl (me) give me back my memory though please#BUT NOT ALL OF IT . PLEASE
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Broken Roofs and Fixed Perspectives
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#xue yang#xiao xingchen#Lots of cut content notes on this one. Lets all have a moment of silence for all the cut A-Qing's in each perspective.#particularly ripped and buff 'Daozhang Defender 'A-Qing (her perspective)#funny but poor layout#XY also had a red arrow pointed at him in his own POV that said 'just troubled' but it made the panel too cluttered.#He does see himself as troubled and uses that to justify his actions#but I also think there is room for him to not really know exactly how to feel about himself in this situation#Yi-city is such a fantastic tragedy for so many reasons and you will bear witness to me rambling about it in the tags as this arc continues#Helping a blind man fix a roof? A manipulative act of building trust or genuine display of wanting to collaberate?#XY and A-qing have experience of the cruelty of the world where as xxc has blind (haha) faith that kindness prevails#These three simultaneous know each other more than the other's think and *yet* completely miss the mark.#the stories they tell in the blizzard (and the reactions they have) so perfectly display who these characters are#Both xxc and xy tell stories about unfair cruelty. To xxc it is others who's suffering is highlighted. XY highlight's his own.#A-qing understands xue yang more that she wants to admit. She predicts the twists in xy's story and empathizes with the hurt and anger#A-qing is also taking advantage of xxc! She is also lying to survive!#Though shes mostly benign in her intentions. She really did vibe check the rank stank on XY's soul on the spot#Alas...no one listens to teen girls....
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Oddest thing happened last night. I was reading my regular book. Paused at the end of one chapter because I was sort of in the mood for snz/sickfic. Decided to keep reading. And literally the next chapter was as good as anything written by one of us!! An inspector during an important investigation who has a horrible cold and is struggling while interviewing a suspect. Vivid description. Multiple sneezes. When I tell you my jaw DROPPED
#snz#snzfic#snzblr#sickfic#snz kink#snz thoughts#it was soooo funny#i made progress with this book and still got exactly what i wanted!!#kind of#haha
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...that's not going to fit into your pocket, aloy.
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#aloy#i actually used this shot before in a photoset but here it is in a different crop/bigger#(i'd like to redo this on pc some day with the photomode mod that can get the camera *exactly* above her...)#seriously thunderjaw tails are SO BIG#it's just hilarious to me when she picks one up and adds it to the pile of eight she's already carrying around#i know i know it's just videogame logic#it's still funny#thunderjaw tail#<- in case i need to find this again haha
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Combining 'cap is presumed to be kryptonian' with the divine twitch chat with what the wiki calls straight up clairvoyance to create 'cap is assumed to be superman's ancestor come here from krypton millenia ago to protect and guide us'.
Because a) like superman, marvel is widely believed to have no secret identity at all - he bares his face entirely! He's a huge kinda dorky wall of muscle who never says anything worse than heck, everything about that stands out. It's assumed they jet off to the same place on their downtime, the famous fortress of solitude.
B) cap may not have a Supers senses, but between his almost precognition, his uncanny ability to pick up lies, his tendency to suddenly pause and listen to someone unheard before randomly jetting off, and his occasional one sided discussions that leave him with more information than he had before, it's pretty easily implied he has them (it's the chat piping in. He's gotten quite good at filtering out the actually important information).
C) no one really knows how aliens age anyway - and with magic, who knows what an already op hyper advanced alien race could do??? There's substantial proof cap has been around for MILLENIA, if you know where to look (that fact that a good chunk of stuff is Black Adam distresses Billy no end, but it doesn't seem like he left any trace of his evil doings (he rules a country, and ancient murals of you summoning hordes of demons to decimate the earth does not good pr make). He's probably immortal! He talks like he is, sometimes.
D) supes and cap get on really well! Almost... Unusually well. (the Internet reads too much into two dudes who aren't afraid of emotions finding unexpected kinship in their hero life.) there's definitely something else going on there and everyone knows superman is head over heels for batman so it's not that.
E) he's a captain! He's a champion! Apparently his home base can be accessed anywhere in the universe??? Like, say, another planet??
So why did he come to earth? Why did he really only emerge again now, after centuries of total radio silence? It was... Right after superman debuted... Well, give or take a few years, but what's that to an immortal being?!
A jl member brings up the rumours during a meeting and Billy nearly chokes trying not spittake at the justice league table. Superman blue screens visibly.
Then someone asks cap if he's sure his body is human, and??? IS IT??!!! The wizard would have said something, right??!! Ghost or not??
The delay is just long enough to make the gossip mongers interested.
#captain marvel#captain marvel dc#dc captain marvel#shazam#dc comics#superman#billy batson#clark kent#kryptonian rumours#This also ties to the 'cap occasionally gets pelted with kryptonite and criminals get confused as to why it won't work' post I saw#because why not#Extra points if batman pokes him with kryptonite out of nowhere at one point 'just to check'#Divine chat finds it all hysterically hilarious and keeps encouraging Billy to make it worse#Solomons wisdom means he knows Exactly how it's about to go down but he legally can't say no if they force the issue#(not that it's ever stopped him)#This was supposed to be 'haha another plot point for the funny kryptonian rumours' and then it spiralled
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Why did i make this
#my art#it was originally about how i keep misreading things. sometimes my brain just ignores words or adds new ones#or just completely makes shit up. i think i read one thing but turns out it was another thing that isnt even related to that#like its a Problem#so to convey my experiences in a funny haha way i made it about silly hats at the serious event. that's why i made this. i think#oh i forgot to add the sign that says 'serious event'. whatever#also why does the angle from which my sona is seen changes. thats not supposed to happen. hm.#well not the angle exactly but like. from which side.#actually why am i telling you this#hello
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the solution to the bokris height difference for ~various activities~ is clearly kris going out and buying bojan a box to stand on akjsskdhjsdhs
"get the dick-sucking stool babe, let me take care of you <3"
#PISSING. HELP ME THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭#they forget the step stool in the kitchen one day and when jan comes over hes like hahaha did you have to get one for bojan to reach the#top shelf? and both bojan and kris just go 😳 ... 👀💧 yeah. exactly. haha#ha.#inbox#anonymous
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I think one of the most impressive things about Small Saga for me is how well it balances tone. Like, looking at the plot as a whole and the kind of subjects it deals with, it's not a lighthearted game. You're waging a bloody war of revenge on the world and you kill plenty of people in the process.
But it never feels like it goes too far. It shows a lot of care in which foes you kill vs. which ones you beat up and scare off. I kept worrying about it at the beginning, cause you fight a few enemies that are just, like. A human's pet. And I kept feeling like "oh no I really hope I don't kill them that'd make me so sad" but it never happened. And through the whole game, I never saw the results of a fight and went "aw man that sucks." The game doesn't always give characters the fate they most deserve. Sometimes good people die and bad people live. But it always makes sense and feels appropriate.
And it's also a game full of goofy jokes and silly characters. One of the villains is a fascist dictator squirrel who vapes. At one point you find mouse porn on a bookcase and the characters discuss who they're into. You rescue a pigeon from a trash can. And it's a game full of hope, too. It's a game about making things better and not just letting things that suck keep on sucking.
In the end it left me feeling really happy.
#I finished it last night and it's so good#they sure pack a lot of emotion and a lot of fucking cool worldbuilding into such a short experience#it was like 8 hours or so for me#all four of the main cast are now among my all time favorite characters#Verm is such a character made exactly for me it's not even funny#“I cope with trauma through incredible violence” is so many of the tabletop characters I've played haha#small saga#yes I'm going to draw fanart#maybe tomorrow if I can
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Off Colors Donnie knows how to do various pole climbs and sits for vantage points. Not something I've been able to use just yet, but a recent pose ref gave me the itch to draw it.
ID in alt text.
#sibillasart#rottmnt#off colors au#He learned to do this cause making a giant pole with his mystics from his staff is easy#'couldn't he just make a floating platform??' sure but that's more energy and lacks the flare#also s2 design yay#funny after I start taking pole classes I look at people on a pole like this and know exactly how they're doing it#idk that I could but I know how it works haha
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Gojo is actually so iconic
#I love that this is completely the vibes he gives off and it's the 'canon'/word of God answer#The original word apparently implies older women and like. That's exactly the vibe he gives it's so funny haha#Also‚ same‚ boy. Same#This is from that Gojo booklet in this month's Giga Jump number because of him winning the favourite character poll#I think I would actually kind of really love him if I were to watch or read this entirely#Which is part of why I am stuck. But yeah haha#He is so emotionless and so caring and the structure of his writing is so funny and so silly and so deep and so good#and plays with such thrillingly mesmerising concepts all at the same time it's impossible for me not to like him severely#Satoru Gojo#Gojo Satoru#Whatever it is I tagged him as#I have to check#Jujutsu Kaisen#Meme shit#I talk too much
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My library book is so overdue their emails have just become passive aggressive and slightly depressing
#smaeemo#its been months#and I know exactly where the book is#I have not read it#not one page#but I plan to#but it has in fact#been months#its kind of sad because I genuinely think they gave up#meme#funny#haha#lol#comedy
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hello to the other five ppl in here, the premise is 'we got reincarnated and we're inexplicably drawn to each other and we hate each other and we're best friends and we're a weird-atmospheric-dreampop-electronic-house musical duo'
#she who became the sun#the radiant emperor#zhu chongba#general ouyang#i have let's put everyone in a band disease and it's terminal#i have an intense vision in my mind that they're laying down on the carpet parallel to each other feet to head after jamming#and zhu says sth like. do you think we were made to make music together? feels creepy sometimes#also haha esen can be a terrible himbo fuckboy gym bunny in this#apologies for the stupid song names i think im sooo funny#also also yoo every time zhu is described as ugly in the book i was like haha EXACTLY MY TYPE THEN HELLO HANDSOME LESBIAN PERSON#the fender amp almost reading gender is intentional bc no shot is too cheap#my art#band au
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Hey, hey! RnR not requested! (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#DAX#ZEX#Does anyone still use RnR lol#I think I was a little too late for that but in my brief stint on FF.net I did get a couple reviews so *shruggles*#ANYway lol#The topic of VUX poetry came up and it would not leave me alone#But at the same time it is so hard to English-phoneticize VUK ZIX into my preferred poetry method!#So I gave up and went with a playground chant lol#I also wasn't sure which direction it would be read in apart from bottom-up :0#Japanese is top-down right-to-left so maybe it's inverse?? I don't know!#That's what I went with this time anyhow lol#Also making up rules on the spot lol - ''a'' is always contextually inferred by its surroundings#Have I thought about the implications of inferred subject/singular vs. plural phrasing? No! Give me some time tho ♪#Lol#I have also pretty firmly come to the conclusion that -ing sounds just aren't a thing lol#At least not written and not comfortably spoken#You could force the sound but it's exactly what it says on the tin - forced#So the rhyme-scheme is a bit funny haha - that rhyme doesn't translate at all! But it is still fun to write a little ship-poem hehe#ZEX does not approve but it's not his poem is it! Tentacles to yourself! Don't stick your trunk where it's not wanted!#I do love when DAX is silly and lovestruck haha
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CC found a new toy! I don't think Naava approves of it very much...
#lethal company#lethal company oc#lethal company masked#lethal company bracken#masked#bracken#kisudraws#i've been meaning to doodle CC with a knife ever since the beta came out rrrhhrhr!! maskeds deserve to hold knives as a treat#i know it's not exactly realistic for him to be holding anything with his fingers since they're like very much broken but shhh#I had to do it for the funny haha#he isn't that big of a threat even with a knife tbh and naava knows that#they're worried bc he's more likely to accidentally fall and hurt his own body than anyone else wakfsaskfh#Insert the “let me see what you have? A knife! NO!” meme here#still probably a menacing thing to see if you accidentally stumble upon him giggling and holding that in a dark room
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i havent even watched the new episode of dungeon meshi yet but just seeing all the posts abt it is bringing back memories of the manga and like.
Oh, right, it was actually really vital to have this episode go here.
Because we've just spent the last several episodes being told over and over by everyone around him that Laios is bad with people, that Laios is socially inept, that Laios cannot handle interpersonal party dynamics.
And all of that is 100% true! But it is absolutely vital to remember that even with zero social awareness whatsoever, Laios is still a good friend. He may not pick up on the typical, expected social cues but he does pick up on other things. He knows his friends' habits, their beliefs, their personalities, and uses those things to find differentiate his friends from the fakes. It ends up kind of overshadowed because he still has to go dogboy mode to actually defeat the monster, but Laios was right on all three counts. He still does it through the lens of his knowledge of monsters, and not the way a "normal" person might, but its the way that works for him and gives him at least some understanding of his team.
TLDR; Laios may be stupid but he's not an idiot and he knows his friends.
#dungeon meshi#someone once said that dungeon meshi is serious even when its funny and funny even when its serious and its exactly that here#the premise starts out being as a joke like 'oh haha the guy whos bad with people has to play amogus'#because its still being framed as “you have to understand people to win”#and this is something laios has gotten told over and over the entire journey that people skills are more in a party than monster skills#but laios wins (twice over in fact!) using his monster knowledge#he doesnt go through some growth where he pays attention to some subtle clues or plays 4d chess and manipulates anyone#he flips the game#he doesnt have to find his friends he just has to find the monster#and he does
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A fun example of jay being a violent guy, it’s a skybound clip (hoping this link sends) https://x.com/legotim82/status/1813002886730682705?s=46&t=gUEBy-jzuRkP_f6TD5QNig Jay just went for the kill in this, he straight up forgot the sword seals them away. Makes sense why he would go for the kill in order to defend Kaida. He’s just a bit of a violent lad
I was just thinking about this topic about "Evil Jay" and the things he can do when I got this ask hjsvkh
yeaah I agreed if Kaida's life is in danger, the guy goes completely crazy, no doubt (although Kaida is much worse in that regard if Jay's life is in danger but that conversation for another day-)
Now I don't think Jay is an inherently violent person who enjoys doing those things or can do them with a cold, calculating mind, that's not Jay. He's the type of person who makes bad/violent decisions in the heat of the moment, in the middle of a fight where adrenaline and his own impusivity lead him to not really think about morals and stuff. I will always say this, but if you compare him to the rest of the team, he is the most morally questionable, that's why I don't understand when people say he's a pacifist. At least in this AU, one of his biggest problems is that he really does bad things, feels terribly guilty, justifies himself not having to think about it, and then makes those same decisions again the first chance he gets.
It's funny because I've recently seen this discourse recently about whether or not it's realistic for Jay to be a villain or do bad things. But we have already seen him in DR be deliberately negligent with the lives of the people his department relocates. And that EVEN if he didn't see the point in arresting Zane&Bonzle he was still going to do it. Idk there you have a guy with doubts and uncertainty doing bad and negligent things because he doesn't really want to reason about another alternative or why they are wrong. Obviously we won't get an "Evil megalomanic Jay" but a Jay who does those things in the name of obedience because that's how indifferent he has become.
#I think Jay is more likely to do “bad things” as long as he doesn't see the consequences of his actions#with how things work in his department#like. haha funny. cloud people in the underworld but also#prob a lot of people end up in a place they shouldn't#and that's not incompetence on Jay's part. It's simply indifference#It's just a job for him he doesn't really stop to reason what happens when his employees make a mistake#(He's not that irresponsible in this AU as a manager but that's only because as a father he doesn't want to lose his job either)#I don't know how to explain it exactly in words but sometimes I imagine him in this AU as Jesse in BB#but thats just me#dad jay au#The next chapter of LP is actually quite about this
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