#not my problem lol

[fillejondrette]

my mother again encouraging me to "be open" to relationships now that i've finished school because it's so much easier to live in a 2 person household. her example for this was that her garbage disposal recently broke and she had to try to fix it by herself. it's funny bc she's careful to use gender-neutral language in these conversations and i'm pretty sure i've told her i don't ever anticipate dating a man again so i guess in her mind every relationship contains one person who knows how garbage disposals work and one who doesn't

[purplegoldplaid]

So?

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[daekiyu]

grunkle attack

[tarysande]

when no one has written the exact fic to scratch a very specific emotional itch and you absolutely do not have time to write it yourself but you still want to read it dammit

[diamondcitydarlin]

"I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're going to keep your word?"

"I swear on my dead mother's soul- hey!"

[inkandpaperqwerty]

I don't even do outlines anymore, but this still happens. Planning means nothing; never has.

[notherpuppet]

Lucifer and Alastor as floormates

Preview:

[jel-jel-jel]

random acht doodling / coloring fun

[sodapopseagull]

Truly it was only a matter of time before the bunny Gales turned into bloodweave bunny Gales. Bunny Gale and fox Astarion is peak self-indulgence and I shall do my best not to apologize for it LMAO

I am NOT sorry 🙅‍♂️🚫😲 for fox/bunny bloodweave 😤😤😤

[ochiody]

diomedes design

[ruubesz-draws]

He's a little confused, but he got the spirit!

(He's trying his best, leave him alone!)

[wanologic]

Don’t think. Feel.

[teaboot]

There's a rock beneath the river that the waves are wearing down All the sand and silt beneath it sinking low into the ground If you save it from the water then its red will fade to brown And leaving it's a loss as well as sides are sanded round If a rock lives in a river then to live is to be changed And to be molded out of shape as things around it rearrange But to die is not to vanish but to simply stay the same For a stone that's simply buried is a stone that shall remain

[ahhrenata]

Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie hears him. He keeps his eyes closed and just listens- to Steve grumbling to himself when his hair doesn’t sit quite right, who starts to hum and whisper some catchy song. Eddie turns his sleepy gaze onto Steve as he shuffles around their room- watching quietly as he slips on his clothes, his shoes, a simple chain with Eddie’s ring around his neck. A warm, affectionate smile breaks across his face. Before he leaves, Steve glances at what he expects to be a sleeping Eddie, but instead, he’s met with a rasped, ‘Hey.’ Eddie sits himself up, stretches his arm across Steve’s side of the bed, and reaches, fingers wiggling. Steve crosses the room to cradle his face.

Their foreheads press, noses bump, and Steve brushes his fingers across scars and dimples.

He breathes a quiet,

‘Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.’

Eddie huffs a tired laugh,

‘You know I never mind.’

Because, yeah.

Every morning Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie always hears him.

( another one from the poll | WIP )