#not me putting my entire mental illness on display here 💀💀

[lieutenant-columbro]

I posted 3,105 times in 2022

That's 1,078 more posts than 2021!

1,218 posts created (39%)

1,887 posts reblogged (61%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@columboscreens

@m--bloop

@skiploom

@lieutenant-columbro

@movielovers-goldenera

I tagged 3,099 of my posts in 2022

#columbo - 1,959 posts

#peter falk - 779 posts

#asks - 231 posts

#john cassavetes - 152 posts

#mikey and nicky - 83 posts

#columbocore - 59 posts

#a woman under the influence - 56 posts

#prescription murder - 46 posts

#mrs columbo - 42 posts

#gena rowlands - 39 posts

Longest Tag: 121 characters

#i could rant and rave abt him for paragraphs in tags but he rly truly does speak for himself 🥺🥺💞💞💞🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞🥺🥺

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

7,867 notes - Posted April 16, 2022

#4

"oh, and just one more thing. those folks down in the village sir, they're real kind people, and they make terrific food too! the stuff i tried - paprika hundle, no, that's not right, it was hendl, that's it! boy, that stuff was delicious! i even got the recipe to send home to my wife. what ya gotta know about mrs. columbo, is she's a much more adventurous eater than i usually am. she'll just love that stuff, i'm sure. but i noticed somethin' funny when i was in town, too. the nice lady who made my food, oh, she was sweet as could be, really, but she seemed so worried once i told her i was comin' up here. she gave me this crucifix thing, insisted i take it, in fact. isn't that odd? i'm not much of a religious sorta guy, see, and i thought maybe you might know about - woah! hey! gee whiz, i didn't know it was gonna upset ya so much....okay, i'll put it away, no harm, no foul..."

8,438 notes - Posted May 8, 2022

#3

9,193 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

#2

"hi welcome to mcdonalds, what can i get for you?"

"yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?"

"uhhhh hold on"

*fishes in my pocket*

"columbo what should i do???"

"gee whiz, i dunno...i always get the fries when i order fast food, but that's just cause mrs. columbo likes 'em and i know it'll make her happy....don't they got any chili at this joint? no? boy, i guess you'd better get the fries then, just ta be safe... me, i could get by a whole day on just one of those things, what with bein' three inches tall... but you, you'll need the energy in the coming days"

*stuffs him back in my pocket*

"uhhhh yes please the meal would be great"

17,531 notes - Posted March 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

just saying columbo would never accuse anyone of being an alcoholic for plugging in their phone charger wrong

22,049 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

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