Levi's ID Fail
Asmodeus: Hey, we’re going to a karaoke bar. You want to come?
Leviathan: Yeah, sure, just let me get ready!
Mammon: Make sure you bring your ID.
Leviathan: Uhh, I lost my ID.
Mammon: Dude, you can’t get drunk if you have no ID. You know what, come on. I know a guy that can get you one tonight, my treat.
Leviathan finally having his ID.
Asmodeus: Alrighty, let’s see your ID.
Shows ID.
Asmodeus: Wait, you changed your name? To… McLovin?
Leviathan: Yeah.
Mammon: McLovin…? What kind of stupid name is that, Levi? Your name is perfectly fine!
Leviathan: I know, but this is illegal, I don’t need this to be traced back to me. And they let you pick any name you want, so why would I choose my own?
Asmodeus: And you landed on McLovin?
Leviathan: It was between that or Muhammad.
Mammon: Why the fuck would it be between that or Muhammad?! Is he serious right now?!
Asmodeus: Why couldn’t you just pick a normal name?!
Leviathan: Muhammad is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Mammon: What the actual fuck is wrong with him?
Asmodeus: Mammon, breathe.
Mammon: I paid for this stupid shit. Levi, why? How-?! Come on!
Leviathan: Maybe you should’ve prepared me before we did "illegal activities"!
Mammon: Go home. I can’t even look at you right now!
Leviathan: I was going home anyway! And I’m not paying you back, so don’t ask!
Later that night, Asmo and Mammon stumble in drunk, laughing.
Asmodeus: fuckin Levi, with that McLovin ID was the funniest thing ever! He really thought he’d get away with it, huh?
Mammon: Yeah, Seriously, McLovin? What, was he inspired by a movie or something? Dumbest idea ever!
Leviathan (who was waiting for them to get home): Hey, it made sense at the time, okay? It’s not like I had much time to think!
Lucifer (walks in): What’s going on here?
Asmodeus (laughing): Levi got a fake ID with the name McLovin!
Mammon (Also laughing): Yeah, McLovin! Can you believe it?
Lucifer (sighs): You got a fake ID, Levi?
Mammon: Dammit… Disperse!
Mammon and Asmo try to run away but end up running into each other and crashing to the ground.
Lucifer (rubbing his temples): We’ll talk about this in the morning.
Mammon (from the floor): Can’t we just forget about it, Luci? It was just a joke!
Lucifer: Go to bed. All of you.
Asmodeus (still on the floor, giggling): Night, McLovin!
Leviathan (laughing, headed to his room): I hate you guys.
(I saw the clip on TikTok and couldn't help myself, ENJOY!)
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the names amy infamous and seven lawless have the same energy and that’s something i believe you should deeply consider
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT....they do have the same energy ...like a criminal duo who travel cross country robbing banks or something
my friend hates it so much because they're like "Infamous Amy was right there"
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