#not launching

[zorlok-if]

Mentioned about a month ago that I was considering launching a Patreon sometime in the future (here). I've been going back and forth about some potential tiers and rewards, here's what I've come up with so far:

Tier 1: NPC

$2.50 per month

As an NPC (non-player character), you will receive access to the "teaser builds", which include parts of the next main update, as well as one week of early access to public updates for all of my projects. You will receive monthly updates that include exclusive sneak peeks and insights into my writing process. You will also be supporting me and demonstrating how much this project interests you (which will motivate me to create content even faster).

Early access

Monthly updates

Tier 2: Hireling

$5 per month

As a hireling, you will receive all NPC tier rewards. In addition, you will gain access to the D&D campaigns, series of short interactive games that allow you to play tabletop RPGs with characters from Zorlok and other stories. D&D episodes are released every month (switch off month-to-month between shorter one-shots and longer sessions set within an ongoing campaign).

Early access

Monthly updates

D&D games

Tier 3: RO

$8 per month

As an RO (relationship option), you will receive all hireling and lower tier rewards. In addition, you will gain access to any exclusive RO content created—including spicy and/or sappy snippets, exclusive artwork, and (if you are 18+) any NSFW content produced. Instead of just monthly updates you will be able to read weekly updates. You will gain access to exclusive polls related to the D&D campaigns. These polls include which characters you want to play with and what kind of campaigns/stories you want to play through. You can also choose to be listed in the credits on my itch.io store pages.

Early access

Weekly updates

D&D games

RO (& 18+) content

Exclusive polls

Patron credit

Tier 4: Hero

$12 per month

As a hero, you will receive all RO and lower tier rewards. In addition, you will gain the beta role and be able to read the beta builds for all my projects, with the choice to provide feedback or not. You can also choose to be listed in the credits within my games in addition to the store pages. You will also be able to participate in live Q&As that will be done after each major update.

Beta access

Weekly updates

D&D games

RO (& 18+) content

Exclusive polls

Patron credit

Q&As

Tier 5: Legend

$18 per month (3 slots available)

As a legend, you will receive all hero and lower tier rewards. In addition, you will receive a complementary writing commission every other month, beginning the first month that you join. These will be at least 750 word snippets. You will be asked to provide another means of communication (either a tumblr account, discord handle, or email) so that we can discuss details about your piece*. These pieces can be spicy (if you are over 18) but I will not write explicit sexual content or graphic violence. I also reserve the right to refuse to write about certain subjects if they make me uncomfortable or I feel that I can't write them well enough.

* If you are contacted about your snippet and do not respond within one week then you will forfeit your spot that month, I will contact you again the next month about a snippet (as opposed to having you wait two months before your next opportunity)

Beta access

Weekly updates

D&D games

RO (& 18+) content

Exclusive polls

Patron credit

Q&As

Writing commission

Tier 6: Warlock Patron

$24 per month (2 slots available)

As a warlock patron, you will receive all legend and lower tier rewards. In addition, the writing commission that you receive will be at least 1000 words and you have three form options: a short interactive scene, an unlockable moment in an upcoming D&D game, or a traditional snippet. The same rules apply as listed in the legend tier. You also get early access to Twine commission slots when they become available.

Beta access

Weekly updates

D&D games

RO (& 18+) content

Exclusive polls

Patron credit

Q&As

Interactive writing commissions

Twine commission priority

[qoolk]

It was vital to me

[blondephil]

the problem is whatever we think about Dan and Phil TM the reality of dan and phil is 1000 times worse.

we think “dan thinks blonde phil is hot” reality is dan literally fainted and broke a lamp. we think “phil misses dan while he’s on tour” reality is he had a breakdown and dyed the phouse green. we think “they’ve been together 15 years that’s so aspirational.” dan says god literally put us on this earth to come together just like ranch. and we just have to deal with that.

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[mielplante]

late night talking with the king 🍂

[s-aint-elmo]

renowned glomper marcille donato

[nutmegpoid]

FRYE WON BABY SHE DID IT FRYE #1 !!!!!

[cassandracain52]

And people say Jason doesn’t think of Tim as his brother smh

[rustchild]

desperately craving weird surrealist arthurania. Knights with no faces wandering through the mists. Seams between Christian and pre-Christian Britain gaping like open wounds. Beafts and visions. Maybe a monk. Maybe the monk is gay

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[m-oshun]

I was going to draw the furry twink criminal elf but then...... Mithrun

[btsjk-biased]

Are You Sure?! 🗺️ Launch Trailer

[wolfythewitch]

had a sudden bout of nostalgia and drew juno steel afhkfdfdkf

[probably-impossible]

My Primo headcanon is 'chill old man who dreams of nothing but murder all day long.' Whenever he gets the urge to blow up the White House he puts that urge on a leaf and floats it downstream like his court-mandated therapist taught him to in 1996.

[p1nkshield]

Bruce: Robin, this is Superman

Clark: hello! it’s a pleasure to meet-

Robin!Dick: Can you throw me?

Clark: I’m sorry what?

Robin!Dick: I said can you throw me with all your strength into the sky!

Clark: No?!? Why?!? You would die!

Robin!Dick: I won’t die I’m built different!!!! Throw me!! I wanna taste the clouds and see how many flips I can do!!

Bruce: *long dad sigh*

Clark: clouds just taste like water!

Robin!Dick: Sounds like something someone might say if they wanted all the tasty clouds to themselves!

Clark: What?!?

Years Later

Dick: Uncle Clark?

Clark: No, I will not.

Dick: >:(

[regonold]

Danny and vlad have a fight. Out of amity. As danny fenton and vlad masters. With a bit of ghostly strength. In metropolis. In broad daylight

Ok look they didn't mean for it to happen they were both stressed neither expected to see them out of amity and they were just bantering but then vlad brought up Danny's mom and well things got a bit out of hand some punches were thrown someone was bitten some things were thrown... some metal things were thrown hard

And look its not their fault honest they were so engrossed in their argument (that was an argument someone off to the side whispers) that they didn't notice him approaching them

And he couldn't exactly stop the punch when vlad dodged out of the way, and he really didn't know the guy in blue with a cape was behind him

And danny swears he didn't mean to punch the guy through that wall or that other wall