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ireallydohateyou2 · 3 months

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#(She's just) literallyyy me on a date.#((everydayyy)))#not even. close to kidding.#(((don't wanna get into it butttt.... literalllyyy once dated/had a relationship w/ a man that was v much exactlyyy this))) see the above ^

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Michael is very subtle about his daddy issues in FNAF..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #henry emily #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #HENRY AND MICHAEL INTERACTION 🔥🔥#I know a couple of folks have been asking for this!#so I’m glad I finally got around to it #Michael introduces Mike to his ‘dad’s friend’#TBH I do like the idea a lot that Michael considers Henry like a father figure #cause I always assumed the Aftons and Emilys were close #so Henry was the Afton’s kids uncle in a sense #and the idea Michael much preferred Henry over his own father just checks out #Henry is a failure of a father and Michael is a failure of a son #so truly they’d match on at least trauma bonding #definitely have to draw some pizza sim content of em working there #Mike can’t even really judge Michael here cause not like his daddy issues is any better

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ciderjacks · 25 days

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thinking again about how much trust he had to have in Laios to recommend his own daughter in case he dies

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #chilaios #WHATEVRR #like #We see from his little nightmare snippet that his greatest fear is losing his kids #And we also know how much trauma he has around the dungeons and specifically other adventurers #How he basically lives in fight or flight mode and is constantly thinking of the worst case scenario #How unwilling he is to trust anyone or show vulnerability to anyone #And he recommended his daughter to Laios #Bc even though his years of knowing Laios means he sees him as reckless and oaf-like and maybe insane #His years of knowing Laios also mean he knows hes a good person who he can trust #And who he (secretly) genuinely cares about and sees as a close friend #So much so that he’d trust him with the lives of his kids #Though simultaneously i dont think he’d ever allow him to hold a baby

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sleepypdng · 1 month

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More Coraline AU 🧵🚪

#my art #fanart #lego monkie kid #Spink & Forcible would be spider queen & scorpion queen btw #living underneath the house with their place totally covered in bugs #im this close to writing the au fic if i even had the time T_T #lmk MK #lmk Mei #lmk Bai He #lmk Sandy #fan art #monkie kid #Coraline AU #Other Dadsy AU

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daftmooncretin · 9 months

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imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

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bridgekc · 1 month

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have you ever seen a man jump out of a plane with such whimsy??? bro is absolutely GEEKED

AKA screenshot redraw 😝

#detective conan #case closed #edogawa conan #shinichi kudo #kaito kid #kaito 1412 #he’s just cheesin it up #like not even mischevious just giddy #dcmk

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xerith-42 · 2 months

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Billford being canon is so funny because it low-key makes Stanley the protective sibling who doesn't know his brother's new boyfriend, but he doesn't like what said boyfriend has been doing to his brother and wants them to break up.

And then when his brother's shitty ex comes back with a plot to destroy the world but it's really just to get his brother's attention, he punches his brother's shitty ex directly in the face and tells him to get bent.

#the reason Stanley didn't take Ford's attempt to protect the shack seriously is bc he doesnt take Bill seriously #like after seeing how pathetic he was and how low he had to drag Stanford to even be close to the same level #Stanley could not take his triangular ass seriously until he started threatening his kids I MEAN NIECE AND NEPHEW #gravity falls #billford #book of bill #stanley pines #stanford pines #bill cipher

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jinikaris · 22 days

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/ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹‪‪❤︎‬ a happy felix

#skzco #staydaily #dancerachasource #bystay #felixleenet #felix #lee felix #stray kids #skz #mine*#mine: felix #i love when he laughs like this #eyes closed mouth open wide #like he can't contain all that joy inside #and then he makes it even more devastating by clapping in tiny with his sweater paws................#what if i just passed away

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 304

SO. Turns out that Danny is apparently a clone. Who knew? Not him! Would have loved to know that earlier, but he doesn’t exactly have time to freak out about that because Ellie is melting. She’s going to die if he doesn’t do something and he already gave so much ecto that they both look ten now, but the only thing he can do is pray to everything and Clockwork that this portal works.

Because Ellie needs their Original’s dna to stabilize her, not his own slowly destabilizing blood, and that means going to another dimension to where they’re still alive. This has to work- even if they can never go back, it’ll be worth it if he can just make sure Ellie lives. She’s all he has now.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #De aged Danny #De aged Ellie #Clone Danny #Who are they clones of? Well…#Alfred they’re clones of Alfred & it’s going to be such a surprise #The bats are totally ready for these two adoption-bait kids running around Gotham to be their clones when the blood is flagged #They were NOT prepared for someone to APPARENTLY having attempted to clone ALFRED #Danny & Ellie are close to breakdowns & have realized they have no clue who they’re even looking for or where to start #Not to mention everything is so Different here #And Danny can’t move Ellie easily as her health declines & then His health declines too #Why yes the Nasty Burger explosion happened

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seagreenstardust · 3 months

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I cannot believe the canon bkdk dynamic though.

Katsuki, completely whipped, 100% on board to spend the rest of his life with Izuku, living the dream as heroes.

Izuku, completely oblivious to his own worth, oblivious to how Katsuki really feels about him now, just so oblivious to it all.

#bkdk #bakudeku #straight out of a fanfic actually #I keep thinking about the ‘one fell first but the other fell harder’ dynamic #and a lot of people say Kats fell first so Izuku fell harder #but I gotta say it feels like the reverse #feels like Izuku fell first #ages ago #when they were kids #he’s just really good at compartmentalizing it #not thinking about it because it’s not possible #there’s no way his symbol of victory would ever feel anything even close to live for a useles deku like him so it’s no use even hoping #meanwhile Katsuki flipped a switch and went from 0 to 100 in a heartbeat #izuku left UA to be a vigilante and it put everything into perspective for Katsuki #and from then on he was a complete goner #thinking about Izuku constantly #thinking about him as he died #jump starting his own heart to come back and find Izuku #propelling himself across the country just to give Izuku one last push #planning to be with him for the rest of their lives #being distraught that Izuku lost his quirk again #listen #izuku fell first. Kats fell harder

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puppyeared · 11 months

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aughg

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acecroft · 2 months

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DINA MEYER as Detective Allison Kerry in Saw III (2006)

#horroredit #sawedit #filmedit #dina meyer #allison kerry #saw franchise #saw iii #saw 3 #moviesedit #mygifs #userlenny #mikaeled #horrorwomensource #filmgifs #userstream #moveigifs #best girl kerry 💔#fuck amanda for sabotaging kerry's trap #i wonder if hoffman knew about that tho #he helped to put kerry in the trap because she was too heavy for amanda #but apart from that did he know it was an execution #even in director and actor's commentaries there's nothing about that #kerry's 'test' was a huge bs anyway #'you're dead inside' oh fuck off #try to work in that line of work and be good and see all the bs she sees and maintain stable mental health all the time #are you fucking kidding me #getting people into traps for depressive episodes duuuuuuude #it was just an execution to silence her because she was too close to catch them #and they couldn't dig any legit dirt on her (like with eric) so they were like 'yeah we are accusing you of... having a depression'

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otaku553 · 11 months

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Quite frankly still obsessed with the three of them

A little procrastination doodle

#one piece #portgas d ace #sabo #monkey d luffy #it’s 5 am and I do not have the time to be spending on procrastination doodles but that is neither here nor there #ft. my headcanons for their outfits as kiddos but not really because I think this is pretty close to canon #oversized jacket for sabo because I refuse to believe he has worn the same clothes after being a runaway for at least a few years #like kids grow so fast and I can see undersized jacket for that as well but I feel like undersized would just be uncomfy and restricting #straw hat is definitely too big for 7 year old luffy so I hc it goes around his neck more often than not #or sabo or ace gets annoyed at luffy for having his eyes blocked all the time while they’re fighting each other or hunting so they #eventually get luffy to wear it around his neck more #also you can’t convince me that the fuzz on luffy’s shorts is like… actual fur #I think it’s more like very frayed edges of denim if you know what I mean #ace with baggy pants because it’s what he deserves. baggy pants ftw #also probably bigger pockets for his pickpocketing #sabo complains about noble clothes like girls complain about small pockets #‘what are they even supposed to hold. why are they so tight. this is just them trying to get us to buy expensive bags’

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ohitslen · 1 year

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Something other about his eyes

Bonus! Based on this quick thing I did this afternoon and the idea took a bit more shape and turned into that thing from above uEK

#not too much effort on the colors with this one #o would’ve left it just with lineart but at the end I thought it would look nicer with some rough shadows #shadowing. you know what I meant.#his plant markings being extremely faint on his eyes when they aren’t glowing is very true to me also #I think itd be awesome if Vash’s eyes would just look like that when he isn’t masking #or they could be a bit more lax but still look like they are staring far far away into the void #or into your souls if you so happen to make eye contact with him. like woowoo over here #he is probably listening for one of his sisters who is not so close to him. maybe even Kni? who knows it’s up to interpretation #Vash’s hair can be such a nightmare also. I do not think of physics when drawing him whatsoever #I give him the Mickey Mouse ears treatment sometimes and some other I actually respect the fact that his hair will always be swept #to the right. if you haven’t noticed that yet. I think it’s way more noticeable on the 2d art #which is a nice touch! considering that’s the direction I’m which his haircut was when they were kids. isn’t that fun #anyways weird Vash for me once again and I’ll share a little with you. ah I’ll get to the requests later btw!#trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #vash saverem #ah extra note. this is meant to be pre plant revelation. I think Vash would already know about what WW is there for since very early on #but about the plant thing he was still a little doubtful since he wouldn’t think Kni would disclose that information so easily.#so seeing that Nick has a very keen eye and is very observant kind of ticks him off even though he is just the same. so maybe that’s why #it ticks him in the first place. headcanons everywhere in this household

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spicyvampire · 28 days

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Great's Dying Brain vs Reality: Tyme being very knowledgeable

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 3 // EP. 6

+ Bonus :

#4 minutes #4 minutes the series #greattyme #thaidrama #uservix #userrlaura #raeblr #userbon #mjtag #rinblr #esmetracks #userrlana #user25shades #tusersilence #asiandramasource #dramasource #asiandramaedit #fyeahthaidramas #tansgifs #gifs:4m #like what is fascinating is that great didn't change everything about tyme #what he did was mostly just making tyme's motivation to get close to him to not ONLY being about tyme wanting to get at his father #even if tyme's stalker personality is still visible at least he wants to know about great right?#by god this kid just want someone to actually want him for who he is and he will take the stalker if that's what he gets #i love that tyme just told him in the real timeline that he stalked him like great didn't care about the clip so whats a little stalking #again cannot blame great for wanting some comfort before he died even if that comfort is completely fabricated #the longer you look at great's life the sadder it gets #alright enough with the sad sets tomorrow we laugh

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thevastnessof · 8 months

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younger sister is likely getting engaged sometime in the next few months, so as the only permanently single child left in the family my mother's gaze is turning upon me once more like the eye of sauron. yes I know you got married when you were my age

#sky speaks #gonna be 24 in two months and never dated anyone in my life or even been close #lets goooo #i AM her kid who travels and gets up to the most shenanigans #bro we straight up whimsical

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