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My skin whenever I try to remove body hair:
#I just wanted to shave my legs#not even my thighs#just my lower legs#no bikini line or anything complex#I even had new blades on my razor#there is no winning here#it's been an hour and I have a huge itchy rash up my calves#thanks i hate it
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gqsports Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz reply to social media comments from fans 🤳
#OH MY GOD??#the thigh slap!!!#the memes they picked here are insane#“are you trying to explain yourself” carlos knows that they ARE staring at him#“i think i can look even better” “the arrogance” *thigh slap*#“we always like spraying each other with champagne”#i have been saying the shoes are red not pink!!#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#charlos#1655#f1#formula 1#mypost#las vegas gp 2024
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new limited edition firefighter spacesuit hazmat itfs just dropped
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji#megumi#ignores the clock NICE 2 draws up in a day :)#needed smth quick n loose n easy after th behemoth tht was my last draws#these fits r.....something#i still do not like megumi's colour palette here but i think adding extra values n making his skin tone a bit less saturated helped#also toned down the orange#also fixed his hair >:( ily gege i respect u so much but pls....respectufully.... do a better job slicking back his hair........#anyway i realized midway through sketching tht the angle yuuji is at does Not show the majority of the belts around his hips n thighs#so i made some educated guesses but i do not claim 2 b an authority on Belt Placement#similarly ! guessed at the text on their jackets i Can Not Read#is it a 9? is it an S? lower case g? cyrillic/???? who can say i went with 9#and gun 2 my head i cld not tell u what R-<3-T-E stands for . if those r even the letters#oh well i tried my best not bad fr 6 hours
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Huge shout-out to John Cena for dropping my new transition goal that one time last year. Look at this and earnestly say this isn't peak male performance.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#trans meme#described images#image description in alt#to me. this is peak masculinity. to me#i'm not even a fan of skirts but i want this energy#i have witnessed like... five or six trans people (at least) rocking this EXACT outfit like. this aesthetic is inescapable#i don't like the idea of body goals but john cena is my closest body aspiration. LOOK AT HIS BEEFED-UP THIGHS!!!#man does NOT skip leg day (aka the best day. arm days SUCK and they are hell on earth. all my homies hate arm day)
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#happy little humming#taunting the dogs like that one jester picture#nyah#but fuck. look at my THIGH#This isn’t even the full video
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do you randomly think about how stiles always finds a way to sit on derek’s lap and how derek would caressing and squeezing his thighs with those big hands because i do
#24/7 on my mind#even when i’m sleeping#smth smth about derek’s hand automatically grabbing stiles’ thigh#bc stiles was stubborn and he LOVES sitting on derek’s lap#sterek
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Jack Robinson Perching™
#miss fisher's murder mysteries#mfmm#perioddramaedit#jack robinson#nathan page#tv#my edits#sitting like that with those big-ass thighs and hands is certainly a Choice (positive)#are his quads showing through the suit in gif 7 i fucking can't man#side thought: i stanned ben mendo with his huge fucking hands and here comes jack/np with some stiff competition lmao#what am i even talking about any more idk
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been thinking long about rugby player togame………………
(fair warning: i'm about to ramble on about rugby below this)
the second i saw togame's fighting style (below the shoulder, low tackles) i just Had to make him play rugby this man would be an absolute powerhouse at it <3 i think i also just like watching big men fight
since his stature is Massive, he's obv a forward. but he's also fast on his feet, so i thought flanker would be the best position for him. he has insane strength from his shoulders and legs which would help in a scrum, and his fast instincts would allow him to go into a tackle as soon as the opponent ball is out of the scrum (basing his play style mainly on players like pocock, or even etzebeth - he's not a flanker but i think his general build is kind of similar to togame if he grows taller later on)
i also think this was an excuse to draw him bleeding again.......
#ik i drew this myself but he looks delectable i was actually having a very difficult time focusing when i was drawing#had to use a reference for the poses because my mind wasn’t thinking straight#tight ass uniforms in rugby are a blessing#rugby is actually for the female gaze#pls watch rugby if you like massive men#the thighs of rugby players.......dont even get me started#togame jo#wind breaker#winbre#windbreaker#wind breaker (satoru nii)#wind breaker fanart#gallery87
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thinking about the romanticism of someone fucking you from behind,,,like, okay hear me out.
the things we can see are the things we so often trust. but, stretched out on your stomach or with your knees bent beneath you, you can’t see them. You don’t have a visual reference for the things they could be doing. It’s one of the most vulnerable positions to be in with regards to anything, but when it comes to sex?? every ounce of trust you have in the person behind you comes to the surface and you’re happy to be admired at your most vulnerable because you know they only have your pleasure and best interests at heart.
(this post is for the lesbians y’all!!)
#and I didn’t even get into the whole thing of when you can’t see something your sense of touch is so heightened#a gentle caress to the back of your thigh or a soft kiss to the nape of your neck feels like rapture and heaven all in one#god is there nothing more romantic#like okay look I’m a sucker for the idea of being at my most vulnerable with someone#defences down armour shed and you just get to see me as me#and you get the trust that comes with that#lesbian textpost#wlw textpost#nblw textpost#sapphic textpost#lesbian#wlw#sapphic#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#nsft lesbian#nsft wlw#lesbian switch#masc lesbian#starryeyes
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I am ready for the day!
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#(massive lie)#But i do have my fishnets on. So im part way there.#Fishnet Friday#Happy Fishnet Friday to all those who may celebrate ✨#This outfit definitely deserves a bottle of wine this evening.#And i might scandalise the neighbourhood and walk the puppy in this once I've finished all my work for the day. Maybe throw a jacket on#satans knitwear#girls with piercings#alt pinup#pinup girl#cheeky#Ootd#Tiddy window my beloved#And two high thigh slits! This dress is a fave
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Medusa update. I'm just so in love with her from all angles.
#she even looks good in blurry pics#my tattoo fairy killed it#thick thighs#girls with ink#girls with tattoos#Medusa mami#selfie#me
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❤️🥩👹🥩❤️
#Oni 👹#The way that my thighs are so f@t they make my tummy look less f@t is insane 😂😂😂😂😂#I actually think this is the most I’ve posted of my body on here before~#I promised myself that even if it gets no notes or someone says something negative I won’t feel bad 💀😭#Let’s see how I go 😂
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i don’t even fucking care
#house md#house spoilers#hilson#the fact that house is consistently selfish. that he’s an addict. he’s always in pain#but he gave up his vicodin for wilson. mind you the pain in his thigh must have been excruciating#bc consistently whenever he’s extremely stressed or worried the pain gets worse#but wilson is still his priority. he put wilson above the burning pain god man😭#him giving up his freedom HIS LIFE for someone who has less than half a year to live like oh my god#the love house has for wilson actually makes me sick bc even outside of the cancer arc house has done things for wilsons sake#like almost killing himself just to help him and amber. drugging him at that one conference from s6#he’s an asshole often times but he truly is the only constant in his life. they both are for each other#i actually feel sick. im not on everybody dies yet (im on the c word rn) but god idk how im gonna get thru this😭#5x13 big baby#8x19 the c word#1x01 everybody lies#8x22 everybody dies#7x15 bombshells#8x21 holding on#where the quotes are from btw#sorry for the essay in tags
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"Fuckin' summertime makes promises..." [x]
#probably not very surprising but#i am OBSESSED with this performance#it's on my mind every second of every day and night#he sounded brilliant#and he looked utterly utterly edible#he thought so too#i just can't get enough of these moments where he's clearly FEELING himself you know?#also the rolled up jeans + tanktop + plimsolls + neckerchief/headscarf = 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#not to mentions THIGHS and ARMS i mean was that even legal#i highly doubt it tbh#alex turner#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#eycte#eycte tour#my gifs
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A grumpy lil guy! Where's he being grumpy today?
#someone take the lasso tool away from me#i jst thought this one really was perfect to just. stick him in images#also obsessed with his stupid lil ties. theyre so obnoxious here. his thighhhhh. HIS THIGH#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#transparent#as ever: im makin these for fun but feel free to use him if u want! take my guy on an adventure#if you want the original quality one just drop me a message! i had to compress this to high hell to get tumblr to take it#even though this started out smaller than the last one did#but its a known issue apparently :/
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A very self indulgent tatted and pierced up Ichimatsu thas it
#mr. osomatsu#ichimatsu#ichimatsu matsuno#ososan#osomatsu san#matsuno ichimatsu#my art#suggestive#piercings#tattoos#todomatsu#he's there verbally and spiritually but not emotionally cuz he's tired of ichimatsu's bs#he spends all his money on cat treats -- tattoos--and peircings#the tatts on his body cost a lot more than totty's phone and it pisses totty off lol#ichi: ''yknow monetarily my body is worth more than everyone here.''#totty: ''and yet you look the cheapest why is that? hmm? 💅''#ichi: ''bitter because you desperately want a tattoo but don't have the balls to commit to one huh?''#totty: *holding back tears* "f-fuk you.''#totty caves and finally gets a small tattoo on his thigh#he cries while ichimatsu holds his hands through all of it#ichi's so proud of his baby bro can't even tease him cuz he knows totty is being so brave about it#but also ichimatsu is an even bigger bitch when getting his tatts and literally passes out#every single time because needles man. But totty don't need to know that lol#choro: ''you can get a needle inserted in you for hours at a time but can't sit through one 1 min vaccination??''#ichi: ''it's not the same fappy. I get a cool forever art piece with a tatt. What do i get with a vaccination??''#choro: ''the avoidance of death and illness.''#ichi: ''exactly why prolong my existence here?''#choro: ''we really need to get you a therapist.''#a e i o queue#made and tagged this months ago and forgot i never posted it
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