#nooooooooo this was the worst day this can happen

[ham1lton]

at this point lando is outside merc hospitality like 🧍🏻 bc lewis won’t let him comment on yn’s photos 😭

author’s note: dream girl universe is now a series! lando is going thru it in this smau 😭 someone save my boy. idk if this dress can even be considered papaya but assume it is x

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yourusername: got a new assistant today! asked him for a pepsi and he got me a coke… should i fire him yes or no 🤔

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landonorris: NO 😔 accidents happen x

lewishamilton: YES! and report him to the police x

maxverstappen: why are you wearing papaya? are you joining the dark side 😒

-> yourusername: yes. sorry to tell you that i am now oscarpiastri’s wag.

-> landonorris: NOOOOOOOOO

user1: yn u look yummy

user2: FIRE HIM!!!

-> landonorris: WHAT U SAY FUCK ME FOR 😭

user3: omg yn let lando out of his cage

user9: what do you need an assistant for?

-> yourusername: for fun 🤩

user6: ROSCOE MY BABY

-> user7: NEW ROSCOE PIC, EVERYONE CHEERED!

user8: QUEEN DO ANOTHER IG LIVE PLEASE

-> yourusername: i will!!! i’ll see if i can get any special guests to join <3::

georgerussell63: yn carmen says you look hot but her phone died when she was typing a love letter to you. also she says are you coming to my win party tonight.

-> yourusername: tell her i love her so much!! <33 also no i’m a hater so i’m having my own lando dnf party.

-> landonorris: WHAT

-> landonorris: HELLO 😭

-> landonorris: am i invited 🤨

user4: WAIT YN CONFIRMED OSCARYN???

-> user5: WAG YN INCOMING!!!

oscarpiastri: babe where are you

-> yourusername: omw xx

-> oscarpiastri: okay be careful 💕

-> landonorris: OH IM GONNA BE SICK

-> landonorris: STOMACH TURNING

-> landonorris: SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOTORWAY TONIGHT

-> landonorris: WORST DAY OF MY LIFE

-> landonorris: WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN lewishamilton ?????

-> lewishamilton: because it’s funny x

[happychildhood]

four years today :(

you're still dead and im still here. still haunted imagining your final moments. its hard not to think about them in the morning. in my worst dreams i imagine you frightened, clawing at the bedsheets and fighting to stay conscious as you realized what was happening, realized something was wrong and that you didnt want to die. im hopeful though that it was more like falling asleep, and that not even for a second did it cross your mind you wouldnt wake back up. i imagine your little sister coming in the next morning to get you up for mothers day brunch, she told me she went into your room and saw you in your bed, i cut her off before she could tell me how she shook you, touched your cold skin before she realized you werent inside of it anymore, panicked and wept and ran to find your mother. i remember when donnie called me, "what have you heard ?" "nothing, what's wrong ?" "its chloe, she overdosed ..." "oh shit, like bad overdosed ? is she in the hospital ?" "no frankie that's the thing, she's ... dead. she's dead she's dead she's dead" how he trailed off n repeated it over and over, all i could do was cry out "nooooooooo," as i started to weep. you think its silly when people do that in movies, until you feel grief that crushing for yourself, and then it never seems silly again. now i cry too when people do that in movies. its a nooo that squeezes everything out of you, its all you can muster as the dread starts to fill up your stomach, a feeling you can never shake again. i still feel it, a pool of dread i'll never flush from the bottom of my stomach.

there's nothing to say here, its a beautiful springtime morning just the way it was four years ago. except the sunlight doesnt shine the same way. the earth doesnt turn the way it did before your departure. everything feels wrong. when the cremator turned the tattoos i put in your skin into nothing but ashes it also burned away all my optimism, and clouded my vision for beauty. i guess the best thing i can do is stop waxing into my cellphone screen and go out and find you, in the leaves and the sunlight and the numbers i see on license plates and street signs ... its just hard to have a good time without you chlo. i miss you

[fairyeunji]

Groups I think need a comeback like right now because it’s not even funny anymore I’m actually suffering:

aespa - Literally SM what are you doing??? The members have spoken about how their second comeback for the year was pushed back and all seem super sad about it :(

Blackswan - Do they actually release music anymore? Fatou released her mixtape a while ago but there’s been no comeback news, especially considering the three new members and one member who’s potentially been kicked out of the group

bugAboo - I don’t care if they’ve disbanded, I’m choosing to pretend it didn’t happen

Cherry Bullet - I’m getting real disbandment vibes from chebul these days, and I hate it. They release content every now and then on their channel, but most of the time it’s just shorts and nothing new. I really thought that after Girls Planet 999, their company would jump on all the hype they got, but nooooooooo 

Chung Ha - She’s not a group, but with her skills, she might as well be. Her company is going rapidly downhill and tbh I hope she can get out of there soon. It would be nice to actually get part 2 of Bare&Rare like we were supposed to before she does leave though

Everglow - I miss them every day, it’s not funny. Their comeback could literally be the worst song ever released and I’ll still hype them up and act like it’s the best thing ever. They’re one of the few groups on here that I know have actively been working on music though, so hopefully not too long left

Lightsum - Mixed feelings on this one because of poor Jian and Huiyeon but all their songs are so good and I miss their music. I have a feeling they’re going to do a concept change though, so I can’t tell if that’s good or not

Momoland - WHERE ARE THEY MLD PLEASE

Fromis_9 - They’ve had their comeback I wasn’t too fond of, so knowing their track record (for me personally), the next release will be everything to me and will make me dedicate my life to them for a few weeks.

Pixy - I’m so excited for Rinji to debut properly it’s not even funny

Purple Kiss - I feel like they used to have comebacks every five minutes but it’s understandable that with Jieun unfortunately having to leave, they might need some time to regroup and figure out what to do next. I genuinely can’t wait for what they put out next, their whole discography is so amazing

Stayc - It hasn’t even been that long lmao they just released Poppy, but I need stayc to survive at this point

Tri.be - Preferably with Jinha bc I MISS HER :)

Viviz - We do not speak of Loveade 

Weeekly - I’m on my knees where are they

Weki Meki - Also getting disbandment vibes from them, or at least never-ending hiatus ones :(

XG - I recently became obsessed with them, so I’m willing to take literally anything they throw my way

GWSN - They’re not under a company atm so it’s really not looking good for them, but I really believe they won’t give up on being a group so I’m still hopeful

Kwon Eunbi - Just like with Stayc, I need her music to survive so it would be really nice of her to have a comeback

[thesevenwondersofawitch]

Watching Picard season 3, episode 1. The Next Generation.

(Contains Major spoilers for the ep)

The music is so chill, tho I DO want to set the world on fire

Awww, pretty flowers

Uhhhhh, the masks are kinda random 👀

Interesting, one of Picards logs is playing 🤔

OH IT'S BEVERLY!!!

Wait oh found them?!

Oh no what happened to the crew member?🤔

OH HOLY SHIT

NO BEVERLY SHE'S BEEN SHOT

NOOOOOOOOO

Ngl, it's giving Ranger vibes

She's so badass I can't even I'm screaming

She just came out of the fog like a freaking angel of war

Oh noooo, she's bleeding

Is ANYONE gonna let the crew dude out?

OOOOOOOO SHE'S TRANSMITTING HER MESSAGE FROM THE TRAILER

LARIS! I THOUGHT SHE WASN'T GONNA BE IN THIS SEASON I'M SO HAPPY

Are they talking about his past relationships?

Oh

They're talking about a painting 😂😂😂

YEAH GEODRDI MY BABE

He runs a museum? Wasn't expecting that, but good for him😂

Awwww, Laris won't let the guy pack up Picard's painting

Ohhhh, so they're going on a trip, I thought they were going over his Will 😂

*sees the flute* I'm gonna sob it's fine

"I am not a man who needs a legacy." Dude you totally are that type of man😂

When I see that record player all I can think of is Q

Computer: "Unable to determine the location."

"Thanks for your help." I do not think that he was thankful for the help😂

OH MY GOD IT'S HIS OLD COM BADGE

I'M SCREAMING

I have literal chills

OH NY GOD IT'S BEVERLY I HAVE SO MUCH CHILL

"And Jean-Luc. No Starfleet. Trust no one." I'M SCREAMING OH MY GOD

I love Laris and Picard's talks by the fire

Dude, you've seriously haven't spoken to her in over 20 years? For shame dude

Oh, she cut everyone off😅

"You even tried to be Lovers, didn't you?" Man, I picked the absolute worst time to take a drink of pink lemonade, I nearly choked cause I couldn't help but burst out laughing 😂😂

I love how Laris is fully behind the fact that Beverly isn't paranoid

Picard: "I'll be back in a few days, maybe even less."

Laris: "Maybe even more."

Me: Or maybe he won't be back at all, and he'll die before you can ever see him again.

Oh fuck, she's gonna save him a seat😭 imagine if she's sitting there waiting for him only to get news he's died.

Their first (on screen) kiss!

I love that Guinan seals souvenirs😂

"That's 'Galaxy Class' to you young lady!" Riker is offended 😂

"Deanna and Kestra will appreciate the time away from me." Oh no, what happened (what did ya do Riker)

Picard totally wants to ask what happened but is holding his tongue, tho I wish he wouldn't cause I wanna know

WHAT HAD BEVERLY SO TERRIFIED!

So she cut off Deanna, Will AND Geordi as well, that definitely raises red flags since she was close with Deanna

RAFFI

I KNOW THAT WALK IT'S TOTALLY RAFFI

Oh God, the Daddy kink still lives? I hate it.

Nooo, Raffi's getting drugs😭

"My girlfriend left me." NOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE LET THIS BE HER COVER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm thinking it's a cover since she's really trying to get info

Who's the Red Lady? BEVERLY? SHE HAS RED HAIR! COULD IT BE ABOUT GOING AFTER HER

Oh, I would greatly like to kill this dude for hurting Raffi

OOOOOOOOOOO SHE IS UNDERCOVER YAY

I'm so proud of her for dropping the drug instead of using it😭

"I'm not sure about this plan."😂

"It's not a plan, it's a ruse." Same old Riker😂

THE TITAN

THAT MEANS SEEVVVVVVVEEEN!!!!! OH, I remember it from Lower Decks 😂

"The First Officer, on the other hand, I think you'll recognize." SEVEN

SEEEEVVVVVVVVEN!

(Actual footage ^ of the Saffi Fandom)

"Captain Shaw prefers that I use "Hansen," Admiral"

Oh hell no, I hate this Captain with a burning passion now cause how fucking DARE HE

The way that Picard paused to correct the one guy's posture and badge 😂

Oh Seven totally doesn't like the Captain 😂

*Ensign grins at Picard* Picard to Seven:"Is there something wrong with that Ensign?"

"Ensign La Forge, eyes on your station." I'M SCREAMING

Oh God, Riker is totally embarrassing her by bringing up her Nickname from the academy. If Deanna was there, she'd totally hack him and say: "Will!"

Seven's face when Picard said she should take the ship out😭 she was like a lil kid trying to hide how happy she was😭

*Picard tells Seven something way out of date in regards to flying then ship*

Seven:"It's all automated now."

Picard:"Oh... Of course." *Clears his throat awkwardly* "You're going to be a Captain before you know it, Commander Hansen."

Riker, grinning: "Excellent recovery, Admiral."

Picard: "Shut it, Will."

This Captain eating has me uncomfy

Dude, Picard was definitely not expecting this guy to be an ass

Riker looks like he would like to beat up the Captain 😂

Oh. Wow. I really hate this guy

Seven just watching the convo between them is a mood

Picard really should've done his homework on what stations were open

Seven is so helpful

Oh wow, he's even more of an asshole than I expected.

Honestly, I'm kinda shocked they're not gonna just knock the Captain unconscious and take control of the ship, saying that the Captain isn't feeling well😂

Seven watching Riker and Picard go has me wondering what her plan is🤔

AWWWWWW RAFFI'S GRANDBABY😭

"Good morning sweet girl"😭😭😭😭😭

Raffi's lil smile 😭

Raffi looks so done with her handler

Awwww, my poor babe, she's so tired

Did she just get discharged from Starfleet? Oh, just pulled up into from her file

"You are a warrior." The way Raffi's whole demeanor changed has me thinking she was brainwashed and this was saying was the trigger word to activate her

It would totally make sense since we know Worf fights her at one point

WHAT IF HE'S HER HANDLER

Oh my god, Riker and Picard are sleeping in bunkbeds 😂😂

Seven summoned them! Yay

Oh what is she planning

"You're gonna tell me what the hell you two are really doing here of I'm about to throw both of you out of an airlock and never look back." Aw, this reminds me of Voyager Seven😊

SHE MENTIONED JANEWAY!!!! I'M SCREAMING

Oh damn, Seven should go back to the Rangers, cause honestly I just want her to be happy and she doesn't seem to be.

Did she throw the Captain out of an airlock

Awwww, she ignored orders and brought them to the edge of federation space

I love how Seven followed her instincts

"I like that Seven." Same, Will, same.

The way everyone looked back as the Captain kinda fired Seven, they like her better

I feel like I should have an idea who Rachel Garrett is but I'm blanking

OH SHIT

Raffi's trying to get through to Starfleet, but it isn't working 👀

Oh I hope my babe doesn't witness an attack cause that could really traumatize her

OH NO

OH MY GOD, I HAVE CHILLS

The screaming of them is horrible 😭

She just witnessed a huge tragedy and wasn't able to do anything, that would definitely mess a person up

WAIT

Her son's family doesn't live in District Seven, do they?

WHAT IF THAT'S WHY SHE TRIES TO HAVE A FIGHT

"So long as we don't have to move or shot we should be fine." Me😂

The fact that Picard made Beverly a playlist instead of giving her flowers 😭😂

Wait wait wait

WHAT IF BEVERLY STOLE THE STUFF TO PROTECT IT AND WHOEVER ATTACKED HER STOLE IT AND USED IT TO ATTACK STARFLEET

Oh fuck, what the heck happened to her nose? It looks Alien

"Number one she's here" not me thinking his Dog was about to come running with a wagging tail😂

DUDE (Me to the guy who's holding Riker at gunpoint)

Does Beverly have another son?🤔

HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT

Wait, were they after him?🤔

I wonder who his dad is🤔

Wonder if his older brother ever showed up to take him to baseball games in the past 😂

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S HOW THEY END IT? OH COME ON

The older trek music has me so happy

If you'll need me, I'll be screaming and reading as much fanfic as I can until the next episode.

[maguro13-2]

Hilda : If I can't think about my hot pants, then I'm about think about it til I sort this problem! I really need to think about it and sit down.

*Hilda sits on the see saw too hard*

Pikachu : Great Scott! I'M FLYING , HEEEEELP!!! *Freezes+grunts*

*A satellite bursts through Pikachu*

Hilda : Uhhh, oops.

*alternate take*

Hilda : Oh well, I might as well think about it and sit down.

Pikachu : Screw you and your cakes!

*hits the see-saw too hard that sends her flying*

Hilda : OH, NOOOOOOOOO!

*Goes into a big plane*

Hilda : Woohoo I'm saved! *Quack*

*Realizing that she's in a military aircraft*

Hilda : Uh-oh. *Surge approaches*

Lt Surge : Get off my plane!

*Kick*

Hilda : WOAH!

*holds up sign : YELP!*

[Metamorphoser by Junichi Masuda]

*ZOOM*

Hilda : *falling* AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HELP! I'M. FALLING IN THE SKY!

Misty : HOLY COW! SHE'S FALLING TO THE GROUND! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Somebody do something!

Hilda : I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I can't watch!

Dawn : Hilda! Hilda! You're gonna have to land at a safe point!

Hilda : What safe point!?

Dawn : You have to use your cakes and make a safe landing! And whatever, you do, don't hurt yourself on your landing!

Hilda : Will this be good enough!?

Dawn : Not exactly that much of a safe landing point.

Bianca : Don't you know anything about safe landing with your bum all the time?

Brock : Not exactly as Cops : Jenny Edition starts til 4.

Hilda : I'm gonna make it? I'm gonna make it! I can't believe that I'm actually doing it! I'm really gonna make it! *Laughs triumphantly* Victory is--!

*DBZ SFX: Energy Explosion+Wave*

Hilda : I did it. My cakes did come in handy, I'm saved!

Gloria : (with a goofy voice) Nice landing with your ass, Unova girl! Also...I would like to ask anyone who can find my spleen.

Dawn : That was some nice landing for you, Hilda! Great work on that cake landing thing!

Hilda : Heh. It was too worth it, my cakes have been a lot of power since they've grown stronger each day. I wonder how I have been eating those candies?

Dawn : Beats me! Some say that having cakes is what you bake, and that's how are we gonna take. Also, not to go easy bake on your bum, but there's a catastrophe that you caused pointing with my thumb!

*the world is in chaos caused by Hilda's mistakes*

*people screaming and panicking*

Hilda: Oh, shucks! I over did it! This is not what I did to bake my cake! Darn it!

Misty : Oh, we spoke too soon about the stuff that happens.

*Imaginary scenario ends*

Hilda : I told you before guys. My butt is not fat! And it's worse than you think. So that is why...I'm wearing Bike Shorts for the next semester this week!

May/Haruka : Why would that be a problem to not having your sizes?

Hilda : Isn't it obvious? I realized what deep stuff that we are in today, I having minor situations about body porporations, see my pants, my bum can totally fit in and besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?

*RIPPING*

Kid from Ned's Declassified : I got her cheesy everything!

May/Haruka : *gasp* Hilda! Look at your self!

Hilda : Huh? *looks down on herself and reveals to be naked*

*SFX : Boing*

Hilda : EHHH!?! My clothes!

Dawn : Cover your shame!

Hilda : Hey! That kid stole my clothes! Oh...This is so humiliating! I'm calling the manager to get me a fresh pair of clothing. Hopefully my bum is not too big and bright.

Misty : Which is why your bum is tanning it on my face.

*sizzling*

Misty : And it's burning my eyes.

Hilda : Like I even care about that! Also, my buns are burning, would anyone put me some sunscreen? I really need to put on some coppertone sun screen.

Trainer Black : *looking at Hilda's ass* Hot Dog!

*SMACK*

Hilda : YAAAH!

*later shows a hand mark on Hilda's butt cheeks*

Hilda : Why did I even think about having sunburns like this nowadays?

[jaylovessolarandalastor]

My book writing

This is what I have for the book I’m writing

Starlah

She wasn't unusual to the human eye, just an ordinary girl with an ordinary family

But if you saw her at home, it is completely different

She didn't even really have a home. She had a forest, a thick and green forest, full of lost dreams and memories that she lived in with only her older brother and her younger sister.

She woke up to a strange sound

A thud

What was that?

Sitting up, she rubbed her eyes as the sound came more into earshot

A louder thud

A shout

A scream

"Star, Star, please, help me!"

No! No! Not Zack!

He couldn't

Not now

Not here

"Star please can you help me they're going to kill me"

And then he was cut off

Complete silence filled the air

She wanted to do something she wanted to go see him, but she couldn't move. She couldn't speak. She couldn't do anything she couldn't even breathe. It was like she was trapped in some sort of invisible body. some sort of invisible force was keeping her back from saving her one, and only brother.

And then suddenly, she screamed

All of the pent-up emotion, the fear, the anger, the complete rage of the people who had killed her mother and father, and now her brother had exploded out of her like a raging fire

"Nooooooooo not my brother why, why should this have to happen to me?.

Her voice got quieter

"do I deserve this? is this going to keep happening family member after family member until it is my turn? now I have only my sister left. What happens after that? do they kill me next?"

Sadness and anger enveloped her not this again why

And then she woke up

Safe in her bed, her warm, soft bed covered, in all of her rainbow stuffed animals that she had made out of different colored leaves, and the mattress made out of thick moss topped with soft tree bark, and other colored leaves, her pillow that she had crafted out of a lost shirt that someone had left in the forest filled with straw that she had found

The shirt looking like it had been been lost by a small child, perhaps trying to fight their way out of the forest or with their family

It was a nightmare, just a nightmare, nothing more

She got up as quickly as she could, and ran to Zachary's room, which was crafted out of a tree like her and her sister

She ran over to him, as soon as she saw him, she hugged him as tight as she could, with the emotion of only a sister who thought that her brother had died just like her parents did, the hug of only a sister who could not bear to lose her only brother, a sister who is loyal, but scared

"Another nightmare" he asked her gently, his voice full of sympathy, but also sadness, knowing where the nightmares come from

She cried until his shoulder, nodding lightly

Zach held the little nine-year-old in his arms, his own 11-year-old self, remembering that day, the day when he was just seven, the day his life went away and he felt like he had been cursed with the worst spell that could've ever existed,

A Spell that couldn't be unbroken that was evil that only the worst individuals knew of

the day he swore to never let a single thing happened to his two siblings

They sat there under the starlet sky for hours Zack holding Starla as tightly as he could making sure that she stayed protected, until their little sister Jasmine came walking softly toward them smiling

“hey guys, is everything OK?”

asked the little seven-year-old inquisitively. She was only seven but she knew when things were wrong. She was a smart little girl.

“yes don’t worry Jaz everything‘s OK”

Zach didn’t want to tell her the truth, he knew that she would have to know at some point, but now was not the time. she was too young and happy to know.

He gently set Starla on the ground and stood up

“hey I think it’s time for breakfast. I caught some fresh fish from the little stream yesterday and the berry bush that I grew is coming along really well so I’ll go fix breakfast you two stay here I don’t need you guys getting lost again.” he said the last part with a smile on his face remembering the time that they had gotten lost, he had felt a mix of worry and excitement inside of him, knowing that they were just hiding, they knew where they were as they all knew the forest like the back of their hand, but he still didn’t want to risk them getting lost and never being found again.

As he walked away, Starla took Jasmine by the hand and brought her over to their usual, sitting spot where they could sit and look up at the stars. pretty soon Jasmine had looked at her playfully, and they had started a pretend wrestling match, giggling like small children without a care in the world.

Happy moments like this very rarely happened but when they did, Zachary always made sure to let them last, so as he came back and watch them wrestling, he set up slowly as he could before calling them over to eat

“ all right come on over here guys we gotta eat breakfast. Remember we have to stay on the move just in case.”

The two little girls ran over to where Zachary was sitting already eating quickly they ate their breakfast, and then walked back to sit on the grass. Zachary always savored his meals, never knowing when his last would be. he was the more serious one, always talking about how something could be their last time. The Little girls always disregarded him, but he always reminded them of what had happened to their parents.

Still at this moment they were happy, and Zach didn’t want to ruin that, so he joined in. They all played for hours, one of the more happier moments of what they had done, pretty soon they all fell to the ground, exhausted from hours of playing.

But before they could catch their breath, they heard a noise, a loud noise.

“ run!”

Zachary had said to the two little ones before grabbing both of their hands and sprinting as fast as he could pretty soon they had both jumped on his back as he could run a lot faster than they could. They ran through the forest, jumping over branches and trees, as whatever they had been running from chased behind them. Finally, they had lost it, and Zachary collapsed onto the ground the two girls falling on either side of him.

Jasmine and Starla began to cry, not knowing what was going on, but Zachary sat up quickly and looked around him. Once he knew the coast was clear he lay down on the ground between the two girls. He picked them up in his arms and held them tight, comforting them as best he could.

He remembered his promise to never let anything happen to his two sisters

But as they sat there, they all began to have the same horrifying and heart wrenching flashback

It was a beautiful summers day two year old Jasmine running around laughing, four-year-old Starla listening to music in her little bed and six-year-old Zachary playing with his Barbies. It was a usual day.

The three little ones parents were in the living room yes, the living room they were in a house. It was their home for as long as the little ones had lived up to that point when all the sudden the three siblings heard a loud crash, they thought nothing of it maybe something had just fallen, but then they heard screams, two screams, familiar screams, the high-pitched scream of their mother, the low gut wrenching scream of their father.

Some thing the siblings had only heard ever once before, and never to that day, but they still thought nothing of it. Maybe they were just scared of something. Maybe they had fallen. after that it was silence. a few hours later little Jasmine decided to go downstairs to get a snack, she pattered down the stairs into the kitchen to be met with one of the worst sites she had ever seen, and she still got flashes of to this day. It was too much for her little two-year-old self to comprehend. she screamed.

Zachary ran as fast as he could down the stairs, ran into the kitchen to find Jasmine on her knees, looking around he saw it, a trail of blood leading over to… wait… what was that? no, it couldn’t be… it wasn’t… he looked again, seeing a streak of beautiful blonde hair, now stainned red with blood. It was his mothers body, dead, knocked colt.

A gun bent straight in half lay next to his now dead father, he too covered with blood.

Zachary yelled for Starla and she ran down the stairs. When she saw the site she fell to her knees and screamed with only the emotion of someone who lost someone closest to their heart.

Their dad‘s necklace that he always wore lay on the table, the three names inscripted into the little heart pendant shining brightly with the glow of red blood light reflecting off of it

Zachary picked it up gently and placed it around his neck

He picked Starla and Jasmine up off the floor and hugged them as tightly as he could. It was only then that he started to cry.

He held them there, but only for a few minutes as not too long later they heard a crack, a loud crack, and then followed by a series of bangs, then a window shattered. The door fell in, the house was collapsing around them. They didn’t have much time. Zachary ran as fast as he could out of the now broken, shattered open door.

Bringing the two little girls with him the two only family members he had left. He ran as fast as he could. He ran until he reached the forest. They ran through the forest until they reach a clearing. They all fell down into a patch of soft grass filled with dandelions.

Catching his breath and sitting up, Zachary looked around he noticed that they were alone now the house was completely gone in the distance

He hadn’t realized in his rush, that a note, a piece of paper had stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes

He peeled it off and read his fathers signature. Curious, he opened the letter, looking at it, His eyes welled up with tears Once again, his father had known that he was going to be killed.

The note had said

Jake L Stardust

To my three little kids

You three have always been mature for your Ages, walking only a few months after you were born, reading only a year after that, I have always been proud of You. You have always been able to understand emotions and feelings, and almost anything that at your age, most children wouldn’t comprehend and for this I’m proud of you.

And I’m sorry, but I need to tell you guys before it’s too late. I can’t explain the whole story now, but trust me you’ll learn it later there’s some thing after us, a curse, I know you guys won’t understand it now, but trust me keep this letter you’ll know, me and your mother can’t stay around for too much longer. We need to be careful. We’ve been too scared to move you around but there’s nothing much else we can do and I’m so sorry we have to leave you guys alone. Will miss you so much, and we promise will come and visit. if we die in the process Know that we will love you. We always have you three. I wish you the best luck. You only have each other. me and your mother Love you so so much.

Zachary close the letter he dropped it to the ground. He tried to catch his breath, but he couldn’t. He sat with his siblings, and cried, giving them the letter so that they could read their dad’s last words to them.

[showbonyan]

me holding a mic in my parents’ faces: how does it feel to ruin my life for the sake of your own happiness

[mango-whines-about-wrighting]

They were warm and comfortable. They felt something wrapped around them. It was tracing designs around each screw securing their back panel, figures of eight, spirals and zigzagging between them. It was nice.

Ao3~

… they did it again, didn't they? They opened their eyes. They couldn't see anything but dark green. They realized they were wrapped around Wormwood's torso, arms around his chest, legs around his waist.

But he woke up first. Why didn't he yell or push them away? Was this real? They squeezed him. He felt real. He chuckled and squeezed them back.

It's real, he's ok with it. He isn't pushing away, he's holding them close. Exactly what he does with the others. They felt themself relax again. They wrapped just a little bit tighter around him.

They nearly entered rest mode again, but just before they did Wormwood giggled, "awww, clingy." No, they weren't clingy.

They wouldn't stand for this slander, "nooooooooo…" they don't care that he is in fact correct, it's the premise of the matter.

He giggled again. And stopped rubbing their back. "Then, friend, want free?" They shook their head and hugged him even tighter.

He didn't start again so they passive aggressively shoved their back at his hands until he did. He giggled again and traced a zigzag down their back. They heard Winona's voice behind them, "not clingy at all, they claim."

Oh, they didn't know she was there. They began untangling from Wormwood immediately. Once they were free, they stared at the ground and awkwardly.

"SORRY, I UH…" they fiddled with their hands. They didn't wanna say they couldn't quite control themself when they're sleepy. It's a bad excuse, and it's an embarrassing failing.

Winona slung an arm around their shoulders. "Well, now that Wx is up, you two can finally help with breakfast." They nodded. And started mixing as Wormwood added ingredients and Winona made juice.

Prepping breakfast was calm, nearly the same as yesterday. Except along with shoulder taps, pats on the back, and friendly kicks. They got half second hugs and Wormwood leaning on them as they cooked or playfully twirling them as they waited. It was nice.

It was really, really nice. It was far too nice to last. They so desperately wanted it to last, and it was going great. But they know they aren't lucky enough for that.

Something will happen, something will go wrong. A new monster will show up, or a fire, or worst-case scenario and they'll all realize Wx isn't worth the trouble.

They ate together. Wx sat first, carefully leaving the rest of the log free so as to not force anyone to be too close. Wormwood, ever clueless about social cues, sat right next to them.

It was nice, they'll admit. They liked that his arm would bump into theirs when he talked or laughed. They liked his leg leaning against theirs. They liked it, they really liked it.

They were so hyper focused on how nice it was they missed most of the conversation. They did gather that tonight was a full moon and Wormwood and Winona were going to go on a quest. They were going to get a bug, they think.

Wx did their chores, gathered more glands (and silk), and mined for more gold. then they cooked dinner for only themself and Walter because the other two already left.

They listened to his story  and discussed what needed to be done tomorrow. and they went to their own tent to sleep.

They tossed and turned, trying to get comfortable. Their arms hurt, so they held their pillow. But it was cold to the touch, and not solid enough.

They were cold and lonely and miserable. And they kept flinching at every noise. Now that they've had two days of blissful, easy sleep, they don't remember how they used to cope.

They heard running that came to a sudden stop at their tent. "W- Wx, are- are you, um, are you awake?" Walter's voice was more cracky than normal. They shuffled out of bed and opened the flaps. Walter was standing there holding a sleepy Woby.

His eyes were red, and he was shaking. "uh, Woby had a nightmare, she's really scared, can we sleep with you?" Wx stepped aside to let them in.

They lay back down, Walter curled into their chest, which couldn't possibly be comfortable. Woby lay between their legs. "WH-" they should be soft. They don't want to upset him any further.

They knew it probably wasn't actually Woby who was distressed. But they'll play along anyway, as to spare them both the embarrassment. "what was Woby's bad dream about?" Walter hugged them tighter.

He was quiet for a while. "it's stupid…" they pat his back awkwardly.

"I can't believe you'd make fun of Woby's feelings like that. She's clearly distressed." Woby was not in fact distressed. She fell asleep almost instantly.

Walter giggled slightly. "yeah, terrified out of her mind." He fell quiet again. Wx attempted to rub his back. They don't know what they were doing, they hope it doesn't show. "It was my dream actually I uh,"

He sniffled pathetically. Was Wx doing something wrong? Comfort was supposed to stop the leaking, wasn't it? "You don't have to tell me if you don't want to." Walter shook his head.

"No, it's ok. It was a hound attack, a bad one." He sniffled again. "both fire, varglets, normal and uh…" he fell quiet, Wx didn't push him. He continued a few moments later. "A fire started, I tried to find you guys but- but- but-" Wx hugged him close, and tried to ignore the sting of his tears touching their skin.

They continued rubbing his back. Eventually he stopped crying and his breathing evened out.

~~☆°○♡○°☆~~

Walter could hear the others cooking outside. He opened his eyes and met nothing but copper. Oh, right. He had the nightmare again.

Winona wasn't there so he went to Wx. And… and He cried. He cried on them. He probably hurt them too. Just because he can't handle a silly dream. How embarrassing…

They were still asleep, maybe. It's kinda hard to tell, but their eyes are closed and they aren't moving. So it's a definite, maybe.

He tried to wiggle out of Wx's grasp, but they wouldn't let go. He can't tell if they're actively trying to hold him or if they become an immovable object when asleep.

He tried again. They held him tighter. That answers that question. He rolled his eyes.

Woby appeared his salvation. "Woby, help mee." The dog tilted her head, Walter made an imploring gesture.

Woby decided that the perfect way to help was to lie down on him. she's lucky she's so cute. Walter sighed in resignation and scratched behind Wobys ears. "Good girl."

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Trying To Cut My Own Hair

Date video was published: 05/27/2020 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 415

When this video got posted, you just knew it was going to be chaos. His hair was apparently really starting to annoy him. He teased this video with a picture earlier the same day he posted it.

0:01 - that is an old shirt he pulled back out! it + the blue/black hair are making his eyes (even if regretful) look very blue

0:19 - yeah he talked about needing a haircut over a month before this

0:24 - you can already tell he has a ton of hair just from him putting his fingers in it like that

0:33 - he never really talked about why he decided to go with brown hair for a while and then back to black at this point

0:39 - I like this color for him

0:50 - I think he was very afraid of it looking like his uni hair again 😂

0:57 - first Seth mention on his channel

1:04 - OH GOD. it could have been even worse

1:18 - sometimes I think Phil chooses products just because there’s a hot guy on the box

1:26 - already dangerous and he hasn’t even started yet

1:47 - how did he think this was going to work when he needed his own arms

1:56 - at least he brought in a mirror and didn’t attempt to just do it with the monitor

2:00 - describing a haircut as a “crafting project” is not a great start. also the music and zoom in on the painting is peak comedy

2:09 - I feel like he probably should have at least read the instruction book

2:17 - potentially the single good decision he made

2:23 - I really can’t believe he decided to do this on camera. I’m sure he was actually very anxious about it

2:51 - actually not a bad start

3:00 - he really should have stuck with the longer length thing for longer 😨

3:16 - beginning to see what Phil’s goals for this were

3:29 - it does seem like a lot of hair is falling

3:39 - oh yikes already. I don’t know how he managed to do that

3:54 - the high-pitched “what is THAT?!” sounded almost exactly like Dan. something one of them has picked up from the other over the years

4:01 - I can’t believe he just went straight in on the back there

4:09 - he really needed to watch a tutorial or something about how to blend it

4:22 - I mean...it’s not easy on your own hair for sure so I don’t think he can be blamed entirely

4:30 - the moment he thought the thinning scissors would solve everything 😂

4:56 - “a disaster to just kind of bad” the bar is low

5:04 - HOW 😱 I think I would have checked which scissors I was holding about 10 times

5:16 - there is no actual method involved here

5:37 - whyyyyy would you go down to that short of a guard

5:50 - oh Phil. too late for a lot of things here

6:09 - he really just did have to resign himself to disaster at this point. I mean hair does grow back so I guess he knew he could temporarily deal with whatever happened

6:19 - he almost just cut a giant random chunk there 😨

6:23 - good choice

6:37 - nooooooooo 😱 just snipping from the top seems like the worst idea

6:48 - ahhhhhhhhhh THAT WON’T HELP

6:57 - well he did observe someone who actually knew what they were doing at some point

7:10 - I don’t know about that precariously balanced set up

7:27 - he is really just going for it and not paying attention at all to how high he’s going

7:30 - would love to know what went through his mind when he saw how it actually looked in editing

7:35 - it might have been easier for him to see what he was doing if he had left it brown to cut it

7:40 - lmao optimistic Phil 😂

7:45 - he cares about the quiff much more than the rest of it

7:50 - return of emo Phil!

8:01 - already very uneven

8:21 - he is so stressed about this bit

8:47 - he did not take much of the quiff length off

8:49 - so much hair on the floor there

8:58 - not sure what the worst bit is but it might be that

9:03 - ...or that

9:10 - ...or maybe that 😂 overall rating: yikes

9:33 - well at least it feels better for him

9:39 - he tried. it does look...okay...from a distance on camera

9:45 - I think this would convince more people to NOT try this

10:09 - no “soon” or “very soon” at the end of this one

Love it. And another video where at some points I just want to yell ‘nooooo’ at Phil through the screen. They did say in Something we want to tell you that Dan helped him fix it a bit afterwards...it definitely needed it, lol. Also this ended up in the YouTube ‘how to’ category 😂

This starts a sequence of five absolutely fantastic Phil videos; some of my absolute favorites from the last few years.

[goldenretriever-nicknelson]

Annus Mirabillis~Happy Birthday 2020

Series Masterlist

Summary: You and Peter Parker have been friends since the day you met. But when he opens his mouth and tells people you’re dating, even though you aren’t, you decide to go along with it. What’s the worst that could happen?

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: drunken behaviour, mutual pining (hehe), some angst, mentions of vomiting

Word count: 2k

A/N: I’m sorry this is so late but I started teacher training and it’s been crazy. I really liked writing this one though and being able to write again felt really good so I hope you all enjoy. Also this is being posted at 1am and I’m overtired so. I’m reblogging with my taglist tomorrow. If you’d like to be added to the taglist for this story just send me or @thinkoutsidethebex​ an ask!

“How about this one?” 

Ned groaned and rolled his eyes for what felt like the hundredth time that day. Him and Peter had been in their dorm all morning with Peter rambling about a plan to get you back after the carnival. He was like a love-sick puppy and it wasn’t until Ned had reminded Peter about MJ’s party for you that he actually smiled. Ned laughed when Peter actually said the word “Eureka!” 

Since Peter had formed the plan in his mind to go to the party, he’d been trying on every piece of clothing he owned to see if it looked right. Even though Ned told him all of them looked fine, Peter didn’t believe him.

“Dude you look fine. Now can we go?” Ned sighed, already moving to get up and hoping it would encourage Peter to leave with him. “We have class in 30 minutes and I’m not being late again.” 

Peter nodded but Ned could tell he wasn’t really listening. He pouted his lips much like a sad puppy and mumbled, “Just fine?” 

Ned gave another sigh and started to push Peter towards the door. Sometimes it was all he could think of to do to get Peter to stop overthinking and 90% of the time it worked. 

“What do I buy her?” Peter tapped his pen on the desk, his work for class long abandoned and instead it had turned into a list of suitable gifts for Y/n. 

“Pete-” Ned felt his patience waning more and more by the second. 

“I just mean we’re not together anymore you know? Isn’t there some kind of rule or something? Then again I am trying to get her for real this time...” Peter rambled, his mind racing faster than his mouth. He didn’t even realize what he said until Ned questioned him.

“For real?” 

Peter blushed as he realised what he’d said. “Oh um I meant-” 

Ned gave him the sideways glance, suspicion written on his face as Peter turned redder by the second. Luckily he was saved by the class ending, but Ned still seemed confused. 

The next few weeks passed by quickly and Peter’s overthinking only got worse. When the night of the party arrived, he was a nervous wreck to say the least. He’d changed his outfit, second questioned the gift he’d brought for her, called May for advice and practised what he’d wanted to say in the mirror. All of which he’d done at least three times until finally MJ texted him. 

Get your butt over here. The party is starting.

Peter gave a small laugh and took a deep breath, glancing once more in the mirror before heading to the party. 

MJ had taken over the room for the party with banners and balloons everywhere. A snack table was laid out in the center and looked like a pack of wild dogs had already had their way with it. The air hung heavy with the smell of sweat and alcohol, which could only mean one thing. 

“PEETEY!” 

Before Peter had taken more than two steps into the room, a pair of arms had thrown themselves around him. He quickly realised it was you and chuckled softly to himself. 

“Hey, birthday girl.” You pulled back from the hug and smiled wide at him. It only took one exhale of your breath near his face for him to tell you were absolutely plastered. “Having fun?” 

“Yes!” You exclaimed, your eyes as wide as your smile. “I’m so glad you’re here.” 

You pulled on the sleeve of his jacket and hummed happily before reaching up to squish his cheeks with a thoughtful expression. You stayed like that for a moment before bursting into a giggling fit. Peter laughed with you and shook his head as your eyes glanced down to the flowers and present in his hand.

“Are those for me?” You pouted and gazed at him. Peter nodded and blushed, holding them out for you. “They’re so pretty!” You smiled wide and smelled the sweetness of the flowers before opening his gift. 

Peter bit his lip as you opened the box inside to reveal a stunning necklace that reflected in the glistening color of your eyes. It was silver and had a small heart charm engraved with your initial on it. Worry crept into his chest when you remained speechless and he started to chastise himself in his head. He knew it was too much. Why had he made such a stupid choice?

“Peter I-” 

He prepared himself for the worst before feeling your arms wrap around him once more. The hug felt tighter and carried more meaning with it then before. Peter smiled and relaxed into you, hugging you back. 

“Do you like it?” He asked for reassurance as you pulled back.

“I love it.” You nodded, suddenly feeling slightly more sober than before. Peter offered to put it on for you and you smiled, turning so he could. His fingers brushed against your neck as he fastened the chain, sending a feeling of electricity down your spine. Peter blushed as he felt it too before quickly clearing his throat and stepping back. 

“You look- I mean it looks beautiful.” Peter stammered, his cheeks bright red even in the dim light of the common room. You blushed at his compliment and giggled, already holding onto the heart shaped charm with a smile. 

For a moment, the entire room seemed to still. Despite the heavy crowd and blaring music, something shifted and it felt like the two of you were the only ones in the room. Peter felt a blush creep over his face as you exchanged giggly smiles, but before he could speak someone screamed “SHOTS!” The music suddenly blared in both of your ears again and you grabbed Peter’s hand, dragging him in the direction of the bar.

He decided to stick with lemonade which made you give him a little pout. You offered to pour it for him, taking the container in both hands and set your tongue between your teeth in concentration. Peter chuckled when you missed the first time, shaking his head and reaching out. 

“Here, let me,” he said with a smile. 

“No, I got this!” you protested, squaring your shoulders with determination.  Half the container ended up on the floor, but by the end Peter had at least a half full glass.

“I told you!” you shouted triumphantly. “I’m great at this. I should be a bartender.” He rolled his eyes and said nothing, taking a drink as you turned back to the bar.

Peter watched tentatively as you downed shot after shot and had even more drinks until he was sure you couldn’t see him properly. You spun and giggled and danced with your friends and Peter just watched you with a smile. He loved seeing you so carefree, even if it was only because you were drunk. You faded further and further into drunken oblivion, eventually tripping over your own feet and falling to the floor. 

“Oh my god! Y/n, are you okay?” Peter panicked, leaning down to your level on the floor and brushing the hair back from your face. You blinked up at him and stared for a moment before bursting into drunken giggles. He sighed softly and helped you up into the nearest armchair before going to grab a glass of water but he was stopped short by MJ. 

“Peter, I need your help.” 

He blinked in surprise, he had never heard MJ utter those words to him before. “O-okay, what’s up?” 

“This party is out of control,” she groaned. “Someone said the cops are on their way and I need to get people out. Can you take Y/N back to her room and keep her there? I don’t want to ruin her birthday.” MJ glanced over at where you were slumped down in the armchair, pouting. Peter nodded in agreement and looked around. He had been so preoccupied watching you he hadn’t noticed the party getting a little wild. Two people were wrestling around in the corner and a gaggle of girls were sobbing in another. 

“Yeah, of course,” he said finally. “Do you need any...you know...super help?” MJ rolled her eyes and shook her head.

“Not every problem requires Spider-Man,” she said. “Just grab Y/N and get her out of here. Please?” Peter was surprised at the sincerity in MJ’s voice, so he just nodded. She nodded back and turned quickly, yelling at the men fighting on the floor.

Peter turned to look back at the armchair where he’d left you, but you were gone. He hurried over to the chair and looked around, wondering where you could have gone so fast. The crowd of people had started to move toward the door, making it that much harder to find you. For a second he thought about just jumping onto the ceiling to get a better view, but surely even drunk students wouldn’t ignore something like that. 

“Y/n?” he called, walking through the hall. He made his way into your room and that’s when he heard it; the unmistakable sound of dry heaving. He quickly walked into the bathroom and knelt by your side, one of his hands rested on your back rubbing gently and the other held your hair back as you hunched over the toilet. 

“It’s okay, I’m right here.” Peter reassured, scrunching his nose up a little from the smell and sound but he stayed by your side as he promised until you finally sat up. He wiped away the smudges of your makeup and smiled softly, helping you up and getting you to brush your teeth at least a little bit.

Peter managed to get you into something comfortable for sleeping and eventually into bed after many giggling fits. He shook his head fondly and giggled with you, making sure you were comfortable before he got up. Your giggling quickly stopped and turned into pouting.

“Where are you going?” 

He stammered and pointed towards the door. “Well, I was going to go home.” 

“Nooooooooo. Stay,” you whined, reaching out for him. Peter felt conflicted, he wanted nothing more than to run into your arms and cuddle you but he also knew that you were drunk. The last thing he wanted was to make you feel uncomfortable, or wake up in the morning with regret over something that happened. But something happened in him when you asked him to stay. That one word, mumbled barely loud enough for him to hear, was the thing that convinced him. It made him feel something he couldn’t describe and the way you’d said it as if it was just for him made a warmth spread in his chest. 

He smiled and nodded, resulting in a small clap from you. He grabbed a glass of water and some painkillers for you in the morning as well as putting the flowers he had given you on your nightstand before heading towards the couch. 

“No!” He stopped as you pouted again but he didn’t have time to ask why before you had pulled him into the space next to you. He’d protested with a heavy blush but you were already cuddling into his chest with a happy sigh. 

Peter wrapped his arms around you and enjoyed the moment, kissing your head sweetly without even thinking about it. There was something about you that instantly made him feel at ease like a piece of home that he never wanted to let go. 

He assumed you had fallen asleep until three little words broke the silence. 

“I miss you.” 

Peter could feel his heart thump and ache in his chest at the small admission, his mind conflicted between the warmth of being missed and the sadness that their relationship had come to this.

“I miss you too.” 

You looked up at him as he spoke, your expression unreadable but your eyes, still hazy from the alcohol, were almost glistening. “Really?”

Peter nodded with a blush, hoping you couldn’t see in the darkness of the room. “Really.” 

You cuddled him tighter and sniffled into his chest. Peter started to run his fingers through your hair to comfort you as he held you close and you smiled, eventually letting out a giggle and Peter knew you were okay. 

A few more moments of silence passed and just as he hoped you were finally getting some rest, you spoke up again. “Peter?” He hummed in response. “I love you. I don’t mean any of that fake bullshit, I really really love you.” 

Peter froze speechless and his jaw dropped apape as you turned back to face him. He didn’t get his hopes up because he had to remember you were drunk, it was probably just the alcohol talking. That’s all it was, he thought.

“Y/n-” 

You put your finger to his lips and shook your head slowly, shushing him. Peter kept quiet before realising you were trying to lean in, bringing your lips closer to his. He was so tempted. All he wanted was to pull you into him kiss you until both of your lungs ached for air. He wanted to tell you how much he loved you, and that he wanted to date you for real. This was the endgame. From the second he realized it at the carnival, this was what he had been working toward. But not like this. He wanted you to want him when you were you, not how you were now. The stench of alcohol on your breath gave him just enough self control to do what he had to.

“Y/n no.” Peter turned his head quickly and bit his lip. 

“No?”

He glanced back at you to see your pout and sighed deeply. “Y-you’re drunk. That’s not how I want this to go.” 

“You don’t want me?” 

“No! I mean I do. I just- I can’t kiss you when you’re drunk. It wouldn’t be right and I want you to be sober when-” He blushed and cut himself off, too shy to say the rest but you were drunk. You weren’t going to remember this in the morning. “I want it to be perfect and for you to remember when we have our first real kiss.”

You looked at him softly, only slight confusion written on your face before a loud hiccup escaped your lips causing you to start giggling again. Peter giggled too, not letting his sadness show that all of what had just happened would be lost by tomorrow morning. 

Peter smiled as he listened to your giggles and incoherent mumbles inbetween, his fingers still combing delicately through your hair. Eventually your giggles turned into snores as you snuggled into his chest and Peter sighed happily, thankful that you were finally getting rest. 

Peter felt another warm feeling fill his whole body as he watched you sleep, hoping that what you had said was true because that meant that you and him could be a real possibility and that maybe he didn’t need a plan. He just needed you.

He spent the rest of the night daydreaming about finally being able to call you his girlfriend and kiss you for real before he started to fall asleep with a happy smile.

“I love you too by the way.” He mumbled in a whisper before he finally let sleep overtake him, his arms wrapped around you as you slept on his chest. 

[aangfanclub]

liveblog s2 ep15: appa’s lost days

i.e. the night we all lost our minds and sobbed our eyes out 

appa’s lost days are you kidding?? are we getting appa content?

WAIT 4 WEEKS?? APPA’S BEEN GONE FOR 4 WEEKS OH HONEY

abby: if something happened to appa i’m going to LOSE it

this flashback hurts so bad :((( how could they do that to APPA

oh NOOO that’s their stuff!!! NOOOO DO NOT TOUCH APPA NOOOOO

oh I hate these guys so much I hope they die 

levi: wait did he just barefoot kick a sword? on the blade side??

oh our hearts just really hurt rn,,, appa :(((((

OH APPA NOOO APPA HEARD AANG AND WANTED TO GO SO BAD OHHH HONEY NO AANG WAS SO CLOSE ARE YOU KIDDING NOOOOO

wow aang really would’ve actually killed those guys if he found them and he SHOULD have 

WHAT is this guy about to do to appa??? this is a KIDS SHOW WHY ARE THEY HURTING US LIKE THIS WHY IS APPA IN A ZOO I HATE THIS I HATE THIS NOOOO

[while appa is airbending cabbages]

abby: that’s right appa baby! 

me: cheat the system honey

is this guy literally abusing appa?? that’s the episode??? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS IM SO SAD

ohhh did appa make a friend? he looks like aang im going to cry

WHERE is this circus?? is this in ba sing se? are they in fire nation??? HOW FAR AWAY IS AANG I’M STRESSED 

oh they did NOT do this to appa NOOOO APPA FLY AWAY HONEY JUST FLY AWAY KILL YOUR ABUSER GET OUT OF THERE BABY

ohh appa went back he thought they were still there oh baby!!!! oh honey he just wants to find his friends this hurts too much I can’t take this ohhhhh this hurts more than anything else they’ve ever done to us noooo

[we are all crying. we’re hurting so much. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened]

ohhh baby appa are you KIDDING???? aang and appa meeting for the first time?? are aang and appa the same age??? WERE AANG AND APPA HAVING THE SAME DREAM IM SOBBING NOOOOO

ohhhh my gosh iroh just saw appa and didn’t say a word?? bc he knew zuko would lose it??? WHY AM I HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS THIS IS JUST A LOT TO HANDLE RN

ohhh honey keeps getting attacked WHEN is he gonna find aang??? when will the nightmare be over I hate this oh please 

wait is that suki?? is suki gonna find appa??? PLEASE SUKI PLEASE FIND APPA I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING PLEASE HELP HIM

OHHHH THE APPLE NOOOO WE ARE ALL CRYIGN NOOOO 

oh suki,,, oh I love suki so much suki has so many rights she loves appa so much

AZULA??? you’re kidding. you have GOT to be joking leave appa ALONE!!! AZULA DIE CHALLENGE STOP HURTING APPA

if they manage to get appa I am LITERALLY gonna lose it I can’t handle much more of this

ohhh he went back to help them no go find aang!!! baby go just go it’s okay go find aang!!!! anyway STAN suki she is the only human in this episode I love

ohhhh baby doesn’t know where to go he’s just going to all the places they were before hgnjghg they’re in ba sing se baby!! they’re in ba sing se go there!!!!

wait who is that guy??? ok ok he’s nice to appa we can stan

levi: ok we know he went to ba sing se bc of the footprint

abby: ohh you’re right

me: wait that’s WORSE where is he in ba sing se?? that place is TERRIBLE

me: appa kind of has a bowl cut

levi: we stan tho

oh!!!! oh this guy’s gonna help him find aang!!! ohh!!!!!!! 

OH HE HEARD THE WHISTLE!!!! but how did he not get to aangOH SOMEONE ELSE WAS BLOWING THE WHISTLE WHATTTT NOOOOOOOOO WHAT

OH MY GOSH WHAT DID THEY DO TO APPA WHERE DID THEY TAKE HIM ARE YOU KIDDING ME THEY DIDNT EVEN REUNITE WHERE IS APPA

[we are all losing it. tears are streaming down our faces. we have no words we’re all sobbing WHY DID THIS EPISODE DO THAT TO US]

[meggie-stardust]

GUNDAM WING - 2020 REWATCH - 19 - 20

What stands out now:

19. Assault on Barge

Think we are in for some 1x2 shenanigans (and as an old school 1x2 shipper, I AM READY)

HOWARD just strikes me as a guy who only listens to Jimmy Buffett. Like, he might help repair Tallgeese, but he’s just counting down to 5:00 so he can get his margaritaville on

“That’s an interesting looking machine… oh, it’s Tallgeese, I made it btw.”

“This isn’t what we meant” is totally a Gundam Wing song. Fight me. (actually I’m gonna make a whole post about this later, because I need to elaborate)

Colonel Une is nutbar: Her order is let him live if he’s ugly?? I have no memory of this?

OZ is like “OMG IT’S A GUNDAM!? On the thing that’s holding a Gundam?! HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN PREPARED FOR THIS?!”

Duo’s cheery “You’re gonna die” is great. Duo is like the looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you meme, and I love it.

“Tag along on my journey into hell” is such a fierce line

Trowa is the unexpected voice of reason

“What’s this?” Cabbage, dumb-dumb. Don’t you have salad in space??

Come on Heero, you managed to hide a gun in spandex, you can’t hide it in your jeans better. Why are you so bad at this?

That hero shot for Heero. Chefs kiss. It’s so good.

Duo: You can kill me if you want; Heero: Oh no. You asked me to kill you? Now I have feelings for you.

Describing the Mobile Dolls as “Annihilation machines” seems like a bad thing, tbh. But would be a badass name for a metal band.

How is Lady Une is magically sending out her peace talk? Does she have the same magic powers as Quatre?

Oh no. Are the mobile dolls attacking our own Leos?? What could possibly go wrong here?

Oh no, they are annihilation machines. How could we possibly have seen this coming.

Getting the Mobile Dolls to attack the Leos and the space suits is the best executed plan that Heero’s been a part of so far. We don’t see how it happens, and we know he didn’t have an escape plan, so I’m going to assume this was Duo’s idea.

20. The Lunar Base Infiltration

Duo: You can’t tell me not to come; Heero: You’re injured, you’ll get in the way; Duo: You know what?! I didn’t want to go anyway, so I’ll just stay here; Heero: Fine; Duo: FINE.

The moon is just one shitty mall. Figures

There’s something haunting about hanging a half built mech with all it’s wires hanging out. Eva really leaned into it, but we get it a lot in this episode with Vayeate and Sandrock.

Oh hey, it’s Sally Po

Oh hey, it’s the Maganac Corps

Oh hey, we can talk to each other without any sort of radio. Crazy!

Look, I don’t want Duo to cut his hair, but what an idiot. At least tuck it into your hat, man. The braid is pretty obvious, especially when you have wanted posters hanging around.

Trowa Barton. You really are just going to use the name you stole from someone else? And just tell OZ about it? Why are all the pilots so bad about their aliases.

That being said, Trowa is so cool. I am super into Trowa this time around.

NOOOOOOOOO. Come on Duo. This is not keeping a low profile.

Trowa’s tears. So iconic. So sad, he hasn’t cried in over a decade.

Lutenient Nichol is the only smart guy in Oz.

Oh man, Mercurius and the Vayeate. I remembered the names of these suits for 20 years, but I don’t know basic math. Go figure.

Lady Une/Colonel Une is so fascinating. Is she really unaware of her two sides? Did Trowa just break her? Does she not realize she’s part of OZ?

A-game from Trowa and Doctor S to totally ignore each other

Heero continues to be the worst at everything. What was his plan there? Why attack in Vayeate when everyone was there? When it’s not even fully bult? When you KNOW that Mercurius can just block it. WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS HEERO?

Why do I ship the pilots as soon as they point a gun at each other? 1x2 in the last episode; 1x3 here. I’m pretty sure Noin pulls a gun on Duo soon, too...  

Thoughts:

Heero is set up to the best character in this show, and he’s pretty awesome, but all he wants to do is go to school and just hang out. At least, that seems to be the thing he’s good at because he’s not good at carrying out any mission plan. I mean, he looks good while doing it, but it never ends well... I remember back in the day there was this yahoo mailing list I was on SDDI: Society for the Defence of Duo’s Intelligence. IDK why people thought Duo wasn’t smart (I was on the list because it was good discussion and lots of fic, if I recall, also mailing lists were great). Anyway, so far none of them have been super successful with their plans, but Trowa and Wufei have been slightly more?  

Also, we’ve been watching the Dub because that’s what @mpanighetti​ and I both watched on Toonami back in the day and we wanted the same experience... and having seen some of the sub, I think they do a pretty good job with a lot of the voices and the translations... that being said, Howard’s info dump at Zechs in 19 is just awful. I’m eager to go back and watch that scene subbed and see the differences.

What I think I remember for the next episode(s):

Heero and Trowa get to pilot Mercurius and the Vayeate against Tallgeese. I think we get a few more pilot pairups as well? We get a glimpse of Quatre’s home.

ALSO: We know that it was shortsighted to start this in early December 2020 and call this Rewatch 2020. I’m gonna continue to use the “Gundam wing rewatch 2020″ tag to track all this (and if you want to follow the tag, too), and I might just take the date off the titles going forward. 

[365days365movies]

January 14, 2021: GoldenEye (Epilogue)

WhoooooooooooooOK. Look, I’m gonna get through this, but I’m gonna have to go in a different order. I’m going from highest score to lowest, because that’s how I’m gonna be able to get through this. And for the record, I’ll be doing some...ranting...at certain points. This is gonna be interesting. Why? Well, let’s start with this little tidbit.

79%. Not my score. That’s the Rotten Tomatoes score for this movie. The average rating on RT is 7.1/10. My score...my score will not be that high. Maybe not terribly low, but...it ain’t gonna be that high. ‘Cause I got some problems. OH BOY...do I got some problems. And this might even be controversial for some, but if you like this movie, I’m so happy for you.

I...I was not that lucky.

Review

Direction and Action

To Martin Campbell: great job. I actually mean this sincerely, great job with the direction of this movie, as well as the cinematography. Good job from you too, Phil Méheux. Some of the shots and framing of this movie are great, and credit absolutely deserves to be given for that. And the action! Look, as stupid as some of the framing is for it (we’ll get there, dear GOD, we’ll get there), the action is all dynamite. From the jump into the dam at the beginning, to the VERY impressively brutal fight scene between Alec and James at the end. Absolutely impressive, and gets a 9/10 from me. Yeah, really. No complaints here. 

Wow, a 9? That’s a big deal! I thought you said you hated this movie.

I don’t hate everything in this movie. But some things...some things...we’ll get there.

Cast and Acting

I can’t believe I’m saying this, considering my opinions on a lot of the movie...but Brosnan is a pretty great Bond. I hate the lines he’s forced to deliver, I hate the relationships and lack of emotion in his dialogue (WE WILL GET THERE), but I don’t actually blame Brosnan for that. He does a great job with what he’s given. And that basically goes for everybody else...almost. Famke Janssen. Xenia...she, uh...HOLY SHIT DUDE. She fuckin’ GOES for it. She’s the craziest Bond...Girl...wait. No, wait, she isn’t the Bond Girl. SHE’S THE HENCHMAN. Shit. OK, I’m on board with Xenia and Famke Janssen’s portrayal. Over the top, sure, but I can deal with that. Sean Bean does great, no surprise there, and I even like Izabella Scorupco as Natalya. Alan Cumming...Boris....yeah, no, no pass for Boris, he’s obnoxious as hell. I know you’re a great actor, Alan Cumming. So why in the hell do I NEVER SEE YOU IN ANYTHING GOOD??? Except X2, you rocked as Nightcrawler. And y’know what, Judi Dench’s one scene as M was FANTASTIC. Seriously, more of THAT, please! So, yeah, when I really think about it, high marks here, too. 8/10!

And an 8! For somebody who liked Connery, I’m surprised that Brosnan was OK for you. And yet, you said you didn’t like this movie? Why?

Just keep reading. It’ll aaaaaaaaaaallllllll make sense soon.

Production Design

Not much to say here, except...yeah, it looks great! From Arecibo Observatory to the streets of St. Petersburg, it all looks great. Iconic sets, like that Soviet statuary. Costumes, ESPECIALLY Xenia’s, were also pretty good, although not particularly iconic. Definitely no real problems here. Good job, Peter Lamont! 8/10 for you and your cohorts.

These are pretty high grades, 365.

I know. I am aware. We are not done.

Music and Editing

Before I talk about Tina Turner’s song, I have one thing to say...the triangle guy in the orchestra was having a FIELD DAY. My girlfriend and I watched this together, and she noticed it first. Now I can’t unhear it. Everybody wants to be heard...even the triangle guy. Listen to the theme from the tank sequence, you won’t be able to unhear the triangle guy going CRAZY back there. 

OK, the opening sequence might’ve been crazy compared to others, but the song was...pretty good. Absolutely not my favorite Bond song (GOOOOOOOOOLD-FINGAAAAAAH-WHAP-WHAAAAAAAP-WAAAAAAAAAAH), but still good. And the rest of the music for the movie is good...but I won’t be buying the soundtrack, sorry to say. Still, Éric Serra did a good job, I mean that. With all that said, 8/10.

Gee, 365, you sure you don’t like this movieGIVE IT A GODDAMNSECONDOK???

Plot and Writing

...Hey, uh...you OK? Looks like your eyes have gone blank there, 365. You all ri-wait...wait, what are you doing with your thighs? No! NOOOOOOOOO-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHATETHEWRITINGANDPLOTINTHISGODDAMNMOVIE

OK, take a breathtakeabreathtakeabreathtakeaBREATH. The plot and writing of this goddamn movie cripples EVERYTHING ELSE IT HAD GOING FOR IT for me. And for the duration of the film, I’ve been trying to figure it out. What was it? I’m gonna have to break it into pieces here.

Plot first. At the end of the day, the plot isn’t actually bad in and of itself. However...it is the most UNORIGINAL, HACKNEYED, SPY MOVIE, JAMES BOND CLAPTRAP THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN. The entire film just feels scripted, and not in a good way. And I know that, logically, some things are going to stay the same. He’s gonna get the girl, there’s going to be a dastardly villain, there’ll be gadgets, Bond’ll be cool, and there’s the music. Let’s take the music out of it, obviously, and look at the other core elements of a Bond film, shall we?

The Girl: I might’ve liked Natalya, but the characters had NO chemistry. Can’t say that about Brosnan and Izabella, they did fine with what they were given. But the characters weren’t given a single satisfying reason to get together. They needed to either meet earlier, or you needed to give her something in her character to get her to convincingly fall for Natalya. The work needs to be done with her. Because, let’s face it: James Bond is a man-whore. It’s literally a part of his character definition. He doesn’t need an excuse to fall for her, she needs an excuse to fall for him. And we never get a convincing reason for their relationship. Ever.

The Villain: Gaaaaaaah, Alec! Alec was actually an interesting character! His motivations actually did make sense, and play on a VERY tough event in the history of the UK. While it certainly doesn’t justify his actions, it definitely makes him more three-dimensional. Which is why it’s a shame that the film works so hard to flatten him out. They turn him from an intriguing individual, to someone whose ultimate goal is to steal ALL OF THE MONEY IN LONDON!!! MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! This guy is a Baron Zemo, a THANOS. Doing terrible things for understandable reasons. Should’ve leaned into that more, instead of just turning him into Evil James Bond. One of the biggest failures of this movie, seriously.

Gadgets: WHAT GODDAMN GADGETS??? The acetylene torch at the dam? Barely a gadget, and you know it. The car? NOPE! Agent Wade takes it away! Here’s an ideaUSE THE CAR IN ST. PETERSBURG. Instead of TEARING UP DOWNTOWN ST. PETERSBURG. Real subtle, Bond, real great work AS A SPY, YOU FUCKLEHEAD!!! What about the pen? Oh, the one he uses by ACCIDENT? Yeah, not counting that either. The belt? Nope, not even touched. And lastly, I cannot stress this enough, WHY WOULD YOU TEASE ME WITH THE GODDAMN CAR MISSILES, AND DO NOTHING WITH THEM??? Yeah. Still not over the car thing, I mean that. Enraged. So enraged.

James Bond: Pierce...you did a good job. You did a great job, even. It’s not you. It’s the writing. See, Bond lines used to be cool. But then, Schwarzenegger happened. And Stallone happened. And literally the entirety of the 1980s and early ‘90s happened. And all during that, Bond was still around, and still pumping out movies. All of Connery’s wit and cunning got Flanderized into almost a parody of the original character. And Brosnan...Brosnan does his damndest with those puns. Those awful...AWFUL...puns. If they were here and there, sure, I could’ve taken it. But at times, it felt like EVERY OTHER LINE!!! At a certain point, the film felt less like a Bond film, and more like a parody of a Bond film. EXCEPT, that unlike Austin Powers, IT. WASN’T. FUCKING. FUNNY. But you may have noticed something...that has nothing with the plot. That’s all writing. OK, let’s get into it.

The writers need help; they were clearly locked in a room for too long until they came up with “good puns.” It didn’t work. And the problem stretches far outside of the puns. Lemme give you an example, yeah? At one point, Valentin asks if Bond has “joined the 21st century,” then notes that M is now a woman. That comment makes no sense in two ways. One, that phrase is meant to state that an individual is somehow dated, out of touch with the present, stuck in the past. Yet, working for a woman is most certainly a more modern trait, so that makes no sense. And secondly, THIS IS 1995, IN THE 20TH CENTURY. And that’s a relatively minor nitpick, at the tip of the iceberg of this film. There are plot holes, missed opportunities...long story short (too late), the writing is TERRIBLE. It’s goddamn awful. It’s so awful...that I’m going for 1/10. Yeah. This movie PISSED ME OFF.

There. You get it now? Most of the elements of the movie were fine, but the writing TORE it for me. Which leaves us with…

A 68%.

*wakes up* W---WHAT? You tried to Xenia me, and you still gave it a 70%? What about the whole “My score will not be that high” thing? HUH?

I mean...it wasn’t. The average rating on Rotten Tomatoes was a 71%. Mine’s a 68%.

Because here’s the thing: it’s honestly not a bad movie. It just infuriates me for one reason. By all other metrics, this movie’s totally fine. It’s just the unoriginal plot and cringeworthy writing that tears it down a peg. Just imagine if the writing was good. This movie would be considered one of the best action movies, instead of just once of the best James Bond movies. And even then, if you ranked these movies by Tomatometer, GoldenEye’s only #9. That’s beneath Lazenby, a Moore, two Craigs, and the first four Sean Connerys. In other words, it’s the worst Bond movie I’ve ever seen...and I’ve only seen the first four Connery movies. So, really, this rating makes sense when you think about it.

There it is: a good action film with shitty writing. That’s GoldenEye. And PLEASE disagree with me, I’m one of the outliers with this movie. It is a beloved classic for many, and I respect that. But for me...it’s a 68%. Just my opinion.

But this isn’t fair. I want me a good Bond movie, or at least one that I like. Already seen Goldfinger, so...let’s go for the Bond after Brosnan, shall we?

January 15, 2021: Casino Royale (2005)

[maguro13-2]

The Spare Clothes for Jirou

"I've sefanart or lewd art pictures of your favorites having gymnophobia as a fear of nudity and exhibitionism, what would you do if the fear of getting naked at school?"

Jirou : My fear of getting naked in class is such a meaningful failure in gymnophobia? I mean what's the worst thing if I was an exhibitionist in Class?

*Sonic SFX : Hit*

Jirou : Huh? What the-!? (looks down on herself and reveals to be naked in class) Hey, what part of being naked for the whole class is this!?

Filia : You think that's bad? Well take a guess. I got the worst fear of Gymnophobia and I realize that it's exhibitionism week. We're naked in Public! It's against the law or something's perhaps.

Jill : And you think that it's against the law to be naked at places, one of my days I'm being naked in the virus-infested hometown would be a misterable humiliation of pain and suffering just to make humanity even more stupider than before! And that ain't all, somebody took all clothes and burned them for me!

Jirou : This can't be happening...THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

Toru : Oi, Jirou-san! You look good in that Birthday Suit but, WHAT'S THE POINT OF ME BEING IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!

Jirou : Midnight! I changed my mind! I want my clothes back on! Mom!

Midnight : I'm sorry to hear that Jirou, but I just learned to day that your mother was going to embarrass you from the start. That's why were doing Impregnation 101, baby!

Filia : Oh god!

Jill : No! Not like this!

Jirou : CURSE YOU, MOTHEEEEEER!!! (scene transits to her waking up from dream) Darn, I fell asleep on class today. Why did event think about it. I'm not naked at school and does not become a victim to impregnation. What fools of theirselves.

Midnight : Why would you be dreaming of you being naked at school? You already did your time as an exhibitionist.

Jirou : W-Wha...? (looks down on herself and is still naked at class) Aww what!? Not again! Why did even bothered waking up!? I'm still naked at class!

Midnight : Naked indeed. But I also have a confession to make you. We girls of this here school are all naked for the rest of it. I do need a spare clothes that are birthday suits becoming the optional clothing.

Ochako : Well it's cool to be naked at school, all the girls are going naked at school and it's really cool!

Jirou : But-But-But...Oh! Forget it, I'm just gonna be like this for the rest of my life. But hey, at least I conquered my fear of gymnophobia. Being naked at school is cool! I kinda like this dream.

Toru Hagakure : Sure! As long as we don't mind the boys having their eggplants falling out.

Jirou : Wait, what?

Mineta : Hey, you guys. What about our clothes! We can show our penises at school!

Jirou : Why are the boys naked at school? What's going on here?

Momo : Hey, Jirou-san. Is it too late for me to show my hotness with this kind of body I show you.

All Might : Hello students! Naked All Might!

Jirou : WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOO!!! (Wakes up from dream) Huh? What? What's the...(it is revealed that she woke up in her room) Okay. That is it! I am sick of humanity of being dumb and numb all the times! If I wanted to get naked at school for the first time ever, then I will prove it to her! I will show anyone that I will conqeur my fear of nudity itself! And there is no way that can--(cuts to show her in a jail cell at the police department ) How am I supposed to know going naked as an exhibitonist is against the law? How am I supposed to do that?

Toru : That's because I was invisble like this, without getting showned! Wearing gloves and boots make me realize that being naked while going inivisble is awesome, but you going naked while being visible is not you doing it.

Jirou : And why would I do that?

Toru : Because you are such a joke for giving yourself to Gymnophobia. That's why everyone's an exhibitionist for you, Doofus! Good luck being invisible for the next couple of hours, loser!

Jirou : Wait, Hagakure-san! I have a better idea.

"later..."

Mineta : Oh man. I hope those girls in their birthday suits are kinda sweaty and juicy, It's time for skinny dipping!

Denki : I don't know, man. Bad move.

Minteta : Trust on me this one. It'll be exactly as--*Tire Screeching* What the hell!?

Denki : Where are the girls, It's just us guys! Where could they be?

Jirou : Right here to be under your nose

Toru : Just before your know!

Denki : Hey, what the--(two gets an atomic wedgie from the invisible girls) AAAAAAHHH!!!

Mineta : ATOMIC GHOST WEDGIE!!!

Jirou : Haha! Got you, dudes!

Denki : How on earth did you do that!?

Jirou : Easy! Invisibility cloak, oldest trick in the book! (She and Toru revela their naked selves)

Denki : WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ON PURPOSE!?

Jirou : Because I just wanted to conquer my fear of nudity, so I easily conquered my own fear by going to a nudisty party with everyone in our Birthday suits!

Denki : Birthday suits!?

Mineta : HOT DOG!

*CARTOON SFX : RUNNING*

Denki : (legs spinning) Nudist Party and Birthday suits here we come! *SA1 : Dash Panel* (crazed laughter)

*SFX : CRASH!*

Denki : Hey! What gives, Mrs Stretchy Arms and Extended Fingers?

Kendou : Sorry boys. This Nudist Party is for girls only and boys like you aren't allowed to be here for the party. So you guys aren't invited and we invited the only one that is allowed to join the party. So, bye for now! (closes door)

Denki : Aw, man! lousy girls and their stupid birthday suit parties. Can't believe were not invited, let's just go to the almost naked party with our underwears hanging out. Who's the lucky guy that got invited to their party?

(scene flips)

Ochako : We're so glad that you finally made it to our party! Now let's a good time in our birthday suits cause it's a party of the year!

Kendou : Totally, hanging! This is a good time for us to hang out.

Izuku : Why did I even think about this?

[iris out]

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Senses and Other Oddly Specific Headcanons

Kit Prince

1.  What does your muse smell like? 

*Mostly Chanel No.5, but then , faint traces of cigarettes, alcohol (vodka and champagne) and in the mornings? Proper English Tea*

2.  What do your muse’s hands feel like? 

*Softish, supple, capable when doing something she feel competant at. Though there are times they tremble - either through fear or anger*

3.  What does your muse usually eat in a day? 

*Tea and toast for breakfast most days - lunch will be something light like a salad or sushi. Then all the stops are pulled out for dinner. If not eating out, then she’ll either prepare something with a touch of luxury herself or order a takeaway. But whatever the case, there will always be a pudding for afters of some description, even if it’s only biscuits*

4. Does your muse have a good singing voice? 

*God NOOOOOOOOO. Kit is practically tone deaf and while she loves to sing, especially in the shower, it is most definitely NOT a good noise!*

5. Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks? 

*She bites at her bottom lip a lot, clears her throat when uncomfortable, smokes on occasion and drinks way too much at times. But her worst habit is self-doubt, which she tries very hard to hide for almost every one else*

6. What does your muse usually look like / wear? 

*Smart-sometimes casual clothing - suits and tailored dresses for work and designs of death for occasions. But when just at home - yoga pants and oversized sweaters, jeans and flats for walking the dogs.

However, whenever she can and whenever it is appropriate - THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME FABULOUS, HIGH-HEELED FOOTWEAR! This is honestly the most canon of canon’s where Kit is concerned lol*

7.  Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so? 

*Absolutely she is. Kit is extremely tactile and shows it in touching her partner wherever and whenever she can. Plus kisses and cuddles, to everyone - partners, family, friends. The woman’s lips are well practised by now. But she also shows her affection in her innate understanding - of people, their emotions and reactions. And in listening, which is one of her major talents*

8. What position does your muse sleep in? 

*All depends on her mood. If she’s relaxed and happy, she will literally sprawl herself all over the bed (or the person that in it with her). If not, then a fetal position is most likely, giving herself whatever solace and comfort she might need*

9.  Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room? 

*When she raises her voice - not often, but it does happen - then yes Kit will make damn sure you can hear her lol*

[ellsey]

Agents of Shield Rewatch 2x22 S.O.S.: Part 2

I finally made it through season 2! Maybe I really will catch up with everyone...maybe...

I think Phil has the right of it here. Jiaying has been playing Cal for a long time now.

See? This is why ultimately I like Cal. He’s been twisted and warped by everything, but his real motivation has been love. I don’t excuse what he’s done, but I recognize why he did what he did.

You can see Lincoln’s wheels turning here. He is not for wonton killing and destruction.

“Careful, I’m a married man” haaaaaahahaha and Jemma’s little eye roll is a delight

Do not try to play Melinda May. 

Nooooooooo Bobbi ugh I hate this

Also I hate this for Kara too. She was manipulated and warped by so many people. This isn’t who she was. She deserved better than all of this.

“I thought my mom was bad when she started watching Fox News” Mack is the voice of a generation

Sooooooooooo did Jemma go to med school at some point? I have a lot of questions.

MELINDA MAY/HAPPINESS FOREVER

This really is the episode of realizing things isn’t it?

Poor Fitz has been holding it together so well and Jemma is killing him you can tell

PHIL COULSON YOU CAME IN AT THE WORST TIME

Daisy Johnson is an absolute queen and is doing an amazing job of protecting people here

“I’m the guy who kills Gordon” MACK YOU ARE THE BEST

“You’ve been busy and you’re not a quantum physicist. It’s completely understandable.” Omg Fitz nooooooo hahaha

Lincoln and May working together yaaay

It’s puns for days in here

Jiaying is really good at manipulating people

Oh and eating their energy I guess

Daisy is so strong I can’t even believe

Is this Fitz’s first time killing someone? Poor guy

Of course Phil is being self-sacrificial

But also YAY MACK FOR MAKING THE RIGHT DECISION

Also thank you Cal for making the right choice here

This ending really sucks and I should have known I would not get a happy ending for anyone but like a fool I believed

MACK HAS THE RIGHT IDEA ABOUT NOT OPENING UP THAT BOX WITH THE SPACE ROCK UGH

Look Happy May!

Unfortunately NOTHING GOOD LASTS

I would love to see Daisy visit Cal before the show ends

Really, there is so much love here 

Yeah, yeah, I know, Cal did awful things

But also he loves Daisy so, so much

So does Phil

What a lucky girl

Oh look the terrigen crystals are being made into fish oil cool cool cool

LOOK HOW CUTE FITZ IS ASKING OUT SIMMONS

BUT I KNOW WHAT’S COMING SO I CAN’T BE HAPPY

BUT ALSO I KNOW WHAT’S PAST THAT SO I CAN

BUT ALSO NOT

Seriously why can’t we have nice things???

This was actually a really good episode. The stuff with Kara and Ward I could have completely done without. Also Kara didn’t deserve what happened to her this season. This episode gets a solid 8/10 on the Dads Just Doing Dad things scale. Also an 8/10 on the Fitzsimmons scale for offering me a talk and a date. But it definitely rates a 1/10 on Happy Season Endings because this one SUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKEDDDDDDD.

The song for this episode is “Whatever, Wherever” by Band of Horses and it’s dedicated to all the dads trying to take care of their families, lovers trying to pretend they are not in love, and people who are just trying to figure out some tough stuff here.