#noiji would always end up having to use the respawn pad he has a habit of disintegrating in the water

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Warabie: ugggggggggg!

Ikkan: warabie stop complaining..... We would have gotten this done by now.

Noji: You've been here for a week. I thought you'd be nose blind to manure by now

Warabie: (mumbling).... you'd think

Merv: in a couple of weeks when fruit and vegetables start to grow, you'll find this work more rewarding than you think warabie. Trust me

Warabie: I guess.....*sigh*..... finished.... Who's cooking dinner tonight

Noiji: It's my turn

Warabie: I'm going inside. fucking sweating out here

Noiji: you know what we can do? Can go to Belly up lake!

Warabie: Belly up what?

Ikkan: Belly up lake is a swimming hole that we used to go to in the summer when we were kids

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Noiji: CANNONBALL!!!

Merv: noiji! Don't do that! We don't even know where the respawn pad is!!

Noiji: AAAaahhhhbenene....... .... ... .. . . .. . .

Merv: *sigh*.... that boy

Ikkan:.... We've barely gotten into the water and he's already disintegrated

Cirrina: hehehehehehehehe

Noiji (in the distance) : I'm ok!!

Ikkan: alright Cirrina you can lay your towel down here. The water usually warm just don't jump in like your dumb ass uncle

Cirrina: hehe I won't....

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Warabie: hey mahi!

Mahi: hey warabie!

Warabie: what are you doing! I haven't talked to you in a while. So what have you been up to? What are you doing?

Mahi:..... Sorry.....do you think you call you back in a couple minutes....Neta has me doing something for him

Warabie: what? Is making you do the t-shirt wall again

Mahi: uh....no... He asked me to be. OW!

Tailor: hold still!...[inhale]....[exhale]....I can't work when you're jerking around like that

Mahi: .... sorry...... Neta wants me to be a groomsman

Warabie: oh shit? I'm a groomsman too! Ikkan he asked me

Ikkan: you begged me

Warabie: shut up...... That's nice that he asked you

Mahi: yeah I didn't expect him to ask. But in hindsight yeah...... makes sense I'd be in his wedding......... I don't think he has any friends

Warabie: that might be true ikkan doesn't have that many either

Ikkan: what?

Warabie: [waving away]...so how's everything going? What's Baja doing?

Mahi: he's actually-AH!

Tailor: sweetie!..[inhale]...[exhale]..... I can't work on your cuffs if you're going to be talking on the phone you're going to have to talk to your friend later....[inhale]...[exhale] Now, let's focus on these pants

Mahi: I have to call you back.

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Warabie: All right. ............uuuuughgggg....... I'm so boooooored ikkan.

Ikkan: (texting) what?

Warabie: what are you doing?

Ikkan: (texting) .....nothing

Warabie: You're doing something. What are you doing?..... Who are you texting?

Ikkan: (texting)...*my fiance*.....

Warabie: what are you texting..oh.. he sent a picture. What did he send-

Ikkan: warabie go in play in the water or on your phone or something I'm really busy right now

Warabie: ..............*pffffff*. . ................Ink lab studios?

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Video: hey everyone! It's your favorite host for ink lab news Valerie! So as of last week last week we gathered around 20 out of 100 applicants who are looking to be the next ink lab star and we're now down to 10!!

Warabie: what!! Ikkan did you know about this ?

Ikkan: (texting ) Yeah I remember you sent me an email about this last month..

Warabie: I didn't know they already started the auditions.....fuck we missed it!!!

Ikkan: we?

Warabie: Yes, we! We could have gotten that job easy. We didn't even have to go through the interview!

Ikkan: that seems a little bit unfair don't you think? Let the newbies get a chance to fame

warabie: oh please

Ikkan: warabie we were idols for 3 years. I don't want to do that again

Warabie: you never want to do anything anymore!

Ikkan: and I'd like to keep that way

Warabie: mmmmmmmm..... You just don't want to lose eight splatfests again

Video: and we're already down to 10. Let's introduce you to some of the applicants

Nautilus: my name is Caitlin I am 18 years old and I'm auditioning to be a host on music at midnight...... My hobbies and include singing, dancing, painting. I love art. I am a professional dancer I performed ballet at clamshell academy music and arts

Octoling: sup my name is kayak but you can call me kay. ....21....Uhh I'm a model.. I usually work with Enperry I like to model the shirts, mostly their jerseys... I Play The guitar during pastime yeah I don't really play that much but you know..........it's enough... It's whatever.... I'm auditioning to co-host for the music at midnight or is it? Is it is it? Is it music at midnight or midnight music? I don't remember. I've been told different things

Tammy: hiiiii My name is Tammy....I'm 23 I've walked several runways for multiple luxury brand designers, I was dead girl number four in bloody ink massacre 5, I was also on the billboard for Takoroka sportline I was modeling their new leggings. I feel like I'd be a great host for this new show. I'm nice. I'm pretty ...... And I like music.

Sea slug: hey my name is Ramon I just turned 25. I used to be a radio host for my local town. I DJ and make my own mixtapes on the side as a hobby. The closest thing I ever got to being a model was in a diaper commercial when I was a baby. I don't have that much memory about that though. Heheheh My mom said I was cute. I'd love to be a co-host though I feel like I'm vibe with other people you know doing some back and forth

Baja: I was not aware that this second interview was going to be on camera..... I was not prepared for this.....my name is Baja...I'm 22.... I....(Swallow)... I'm a manager at rokenberg...(Ugh).... I'm enlisted in the military... I'm....(Gag)... I'm very interested in music and I know a lot about musicians and music history.. (hhaa)...... I'm really sorry.... I'm really nervous right now.... I was not told about this in advance

Warabie: Baja?!?

Ikkan: who?

Warabie: My ex! He's auditioning for this!

Ikkan: oh...hm

Warabie:............ .......... Why don't you want to make music anymore?

Ikkan:..........warabie

Warabie: I just want to know.... It just feels like we haven't done anything creative in a while.....any thought about making another album? Maybe in a couple years

Ikkan: I just want to focus on myself and my family right now. I have too much on my plate to focus on an album

Warabie: I feel like it's a lot more than that

Ikkan:. Warabie.....*sigh*........

Cirrina: IKKAN WE FOUND A TURTLE!! CAN I KEEP IT!?

Ikkan: I'm going to go for a swim.. we might talk about this later........... Let me see how big is it?!

Warabie: mmmm..... .........

Video: well folks, those are all our applicants! What a colorful bunch of people and it's up to you guys to vote the top six so they can go on the next round of interviews to host this new show The survey Link is going to be down in the bio. Bye babies! Stay fresh

Warabie: hmmm

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Baja: I wasn't too bad was I?

Neta: you were a little stiff you look a little ill but you did great

Baja: ugg

Neta: you didn't get sick did you?

Baja: I almost did but I was fine.... I just..... I felt like I was just put on the spot.... And they never said anything about it. I had no time to prepare. What are the comments saying?

Neta: I'm reading some.. I'm not seeing anything negative....... They're very............ interesting tho..... I do feel like you actually will make it through to the third interview let's just hope they're not going to throw any surprises at-ow! Betty!

Tailor: hold still!.......[inhale]......[exhale]..... I'm almost done....

Neta:I'll call you tomorrow.. get some sleep. Bye..

Tailor:. ..[inhale].....[exhale]........ You know when Pearl called and told me that she needed suits tailored. I thought she was going to court again.....[inhale]......[exhale]....... I didn't realize I was doing a wedding.....especially your wedding. Mr morning Walk of shame.....[inhale]....[exhale]......hand me another cigarette dear

Neta: yeah.... It's time for me to settle down once in for all. . Got a kid. Got a career. Got a house. All I need is a spouse and I'm living the dream

Tailor: well I'm happy for you dear.....[inhale].....[exhale]........ alright I'm all done. Loosened up the pants a little bit.... Might need to adjust the Blazer, but other than that we're good. What do you think?

Neta:.................... it's perfect............ hehe ....... I love it............huhhh.........

Tailor: you look very nice honey....[inhale].....[exhale]........welp..... I gotta hem ya kids pants.....[inhale]....[exhale ].....I'm honestly tempted to give them the kids huskies and adjust the waist....

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Comments section

Pink inky: Tetra guy is soooo fine 😩 but he kind of weird tho

Popcorn simp: [deleted]

Deep sea darling: baja is The perfect combination of boy failure himbo and baby girl he would be perfect

Front roe's biggest hater: tall tetra guy is such a fucking loser. Cod I want him

Salmon sucker: is anyone going to point out that that the clown fish girl Coral has nudes all over Inkstagram

Sammy clammy: I like Tammy she seems really nice :)

Squiggity: can we all agree that Tammy's kind of a bitch Just from vibes

Splattershot hoe: If you don't fucking hire the nice tetra man or at least keep them around for something else. I will personally go to your headquarters and burn it the fuck down

High tide hater: I love how there's like Three tetras in the lineup, but every time the comments mention the Tetra we all know which one we're talking about It's that one guy

Ashley finnster→⁠_⁠→: Ramon seems pretty chill

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I hope mahi looks good in purple @fish-at-fish-fish-resort