#noi update: I... haven't even touched it

[arundhati-shah4]

incorrect quotes p... i have no idea tbh

HI BESTIE ARUDEN ANON YOU KNOW IT INCORRECT QUOTES

Also i got glasses recently and i vibe with your last post =(

Also (again!) NOI STATUS?? OMGGG IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO FINISH IT!! if uve not finished it tell me where u are cuz i want to know if you've read  the scene ;) ;)

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Brynne: Are we really going to let Aru keep Kara?

Aiden: We kept Rudy.

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Rudy: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Aru: Tubular AF!

Brynne: Mood to the max!

Aiden, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Mini, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Mini: What does 'take out' mean?

Brynne: Food.

Aiden: Dating

Rudy: Murder

Aru: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Aru: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Mini: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Brynne: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Rudy: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Aiden: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Aru: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Brynne: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Aiden: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rudy: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Mini: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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*In a horror movie situation*

Aiden: I've got no service in my phone here.

Brynne: Shoot, my battery just died.

Aru: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Mini: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Aru: Aiden taught me to think before I act.

Aru: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Aru: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Brynne: Rudy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Rudy: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem. (ba dum tss)

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Mini, texting the Aru: *sends a voice message*

Aru, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Mini: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Aru: *presses play*

Mini's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Aru: Hold on, I can explain!

Krithika: Really? Can you now?

Aru: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Aru, throwing their head into Aiden's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Aiden, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Aiden walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Aru, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Aru, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Hira: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Brynne: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Aiden: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Aru: This is a lie.

Aru: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Aru: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Brynne: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Brynne: *glares at Mini*

Mini: Well, sorry I have morals!