#no shade on Bs I was also a B

[tempestimes]

I find it hilarious seeing two types of people watching Wednesday for the first time. Either:

a) They latch onto Wenclair or aspec!Wednesday

or

b) They latch onto Wednesday and Tyler, only to be horrified by the final episode, proceeding to turn to a.

[shadowvalkyrie]

I've been thinking long and hard recently on whether I can maybe afford a job change to get away from the generic office drone drudgery.

But the sad truth is that while I could probably bridge a year or two on a training salary at this point, I honestly don't know what career I'd be working towards.

I haven't had a "dream job" since I was five and wanted to be an astronaut, before I knew what that would actually entail.

And nowadays I can't think of anything that is both suited to my talents and enjoyable to do. (Because for some reason there is very little overlap between these things for me personally.)

I like translation work, but I see in my current job, where I do it as an occasional favour for the Marketing team, that this field has been mostly taken over by AI and all you get to do is basically proofread a machine translation.

I love being outside, but I have spring allergies and in summer the heat would take me out of commission on anything more strenuous than sitting in the shade.

I would like to work with animals, but all of those jobs are completely overrun.

I would also want to do something that doesn't involve other people, but that's almost impossible nowadays.

Back in school I did an internship with the local forester, because that seemed perfect (strolling through the woods with my dog! tackling environmental issues!), only to find out that most of the work was negotiating felling quotas and timber prices with local farmers and the conservation work included tasks like "teach school kids about ecosystems".

And everything is like that. At a closer look, every job that seems remotely tempting reveals itself to be even worse than the office admin. Even lighthouses are run by computers nowadays, and the lighthouse keepers have to run B&Bs and souvenir shops and play tourist guide.

It feels like there's no real space for loners in this world anymore.

[daggerzine]

Pitchfork Day 1

ERIC EGGLESON

It's been a while since Dagger covered this Chicago festival. 12 years ago, Tim joined me and wrote about his highlights of the fest. Now it's my turn. Driving in on 290, it's always a "pleasure" when I hit the Hillside Strangler. Unfortunately, that made me miss Chicago's supergroup Black Duck. Maybe next time.

Chicago's Angry Blackmen did their best to insight the crowd, as small as it was, on the Red Stage(RS) by getting them to chant "Black," while they yelled "Angry." They even started a little earlier than their 2pm time slot. The sound was filled with their DJ's mixing.

Next up, ML Buch calmed things down resulting in quite the contrast on the Green Stage(GS). A softer, but beautiful-sounding female duo with some recorded tracks, but I loved the live, gorgeous harmonies. It was a set filled with the rise and fall of many moods, but delivered very well with electronic drums/beats, two keyboards, and a guitar.

Over at the Blue Stage(BS), (also the stage with the most shade)Rosali took another route. Twangy Americana/Alt-Country filled their sound. The four-piece played new songs to be released in March, along with some older stuff. A tight full band with killer guitar solos and excellent vocals to highlight their songwriting skills.

TKay Maidza's entrance to Pitchfork misfired due to technical difficulties, but that didn't stop her mix of Hip Hop, like "Grasshopper," and smooth R&B, like "Cashmere," from reaching the crowd. TKay and her DJ continued to please the crowd with "24k" and "What Ya Know." And then a cover of the Pixies' "Where is My Mind?" really threw me off. TKay and her DJ continued to rev up the crowd with "Ghost!" and "Ring-A-Ling." A great set in the rising heat; unfortunately, the crowd wasn't as big as it should have been.

Over to the BS, Doss was DJing up a storm, uh, well maybe a heat storm. It was an amazing mix of sounds that pleased the crowd, even if it was a small one. Doss definitely showed some skills I haven't seen since my college days.

I took a dinner break, so I only caught snippets of billy woods and Kenny Segal on the RS. Lots of echoed screaming over tribal beats.

I chose Amen Dunes on the BS over Yaeji. Decided it was time to see a live band rather than another DJ. Amen Dunes delivered. Very tight band, thanks to the sound crew. (That's one thing to point out, the sound was great all day!) The band's set delivered many songs off of their new album Death Jokes, with some older ones thrown in. I kept getting a Simple Minds vibe, which isn't a bad thing.

Back to the GS, 100 gecs came out with a bang. It's now 6:15, and the crowd is starting to fill up. Starting with "Dumbest Girl Alive" was just what the crowd needed. (I was reminded of another Pitchfork favorite from years ago, Sleigh Bells.) The duo, singing with tracks, did a great job of getting the crowd fired up. I lost interest with "Frog on the Floor" with its Specials-sounding keyboards, but was pulled back in with "Hollywood Baby" (another Sleigh Bells-sounding song).

Back to the BS for Sudan Archives. Yes, it was another artist singing to tracks. To give her credit, she did bust out her violin to show her skills. Again the crowd loved her and proof that Pitchfork has, once again, delivered rising artists that need to be heard. I headed out after this to get ready for...

DAY 2 tomorrow.

[ourpickwickclub]

Part of me takes delight in thinking about Gavin getting enraged seeing paparazzi pics and stories of the family’s romantic Italian vacation. And then headlines about Post and Blake’s song being the song of the summer put him over the edge. I can see his gf trying to beckon him back to bed while he’s feverishly combing over quotes trying to find the perfect one to insult them.

I’m sure GR saw the PM/BS collab coming and started chipping away at Post to the kids. I think that’s his MO. Dropping lots of subtle and not so subtle shade over long periods of times to implant things. He is actively trying to switch the he cheated narrative to one where he was the victim. But also, you know we will see he and the gf pda on a boat soon.

- B

[thefudge]

OK so I know you wrote some Jonah/Halle which is why I'm running to your inbox with the HOTTEST of tea this fine morn... okay so as yk Halle's actual bf is some random rapper dude named DDG. Well this mister DDG came out with a song throwing HELLA SHADE at his gf halle and straight up talking abt how jealous he is of jonah and FAM, these lyrics are straight CRINGE

exhibits a, b, c. etc.:

Filmin' a movie now you kissing dudes You know I love you a lot I don't give a fuck if that shit for promo I don't wanna see this shit no more Why is y'all holdin' hands in the photo? You know I'm insecure, that's a no-no I keep comin' back Wanna leave you but I'm too attached...

I been so insecure that I be thinkin' you really be fuckin' niggas you in movies with But on the internet, I just be coolin' it, but in my head, a nigga really losin' it Gotta be payin' good 'cause you keep doin' it, I might just tweet somethin' just to ruin it I got a platform, I'm abusin' it It's a couple things about your job I wanna know (I do) When you shoot your movie, do these niggas turn you on? (On) When you leave the set, do y'all still text each other phone? (Phone) Just because they filmin' it, it don't mean that it ain't wrong

aside from being blown away at this dude like 1) publicly dragging his gf like this but also 2) clearly not understanding how acting works... that said, trash ship fodder too??? 🥺😂

anyways halle, wake up and break up with this man, PLEASE

also, what is it with hollywood SOs acting outta line all of a sudden? keke palmer's baby daddy, jonah hill, and now this man... wack!

i saw this unfold on twitter! it was a mad time! everyone made fun of this man and his inability to distinguish between reality and fiction. not to mention it's a misogynistic bs song. i heard they've broken up? i really hope she's not sticking around for part 2 lol. but...i will say, the little hints that jonah/halle could be real haha....i am looking respectfully... 👀

[golbrocklovely]

this is no disrespect to either of you three anons, so please don't feel like this is me trying to be a bitch.

but oh my GOD i don't care lol

i'll just say everything i feel about this here and then be done with it.

ms singer was a girl colby went on a few dates with, and was done "dating" her by like halloween or a little bit after. he didn't even know malia until sam's bday, so it's not like he left ms singer for her. ms singer herself has said she's on good terms with colby and that she has no hard feelings for malia, it's katelyn she has issues with.

colby unfollowing her on her bday was not done maliciously. he just unfollowed her, most likely, bc he has unfollowed every girl he either a, dated/had a fling with or b, found hot. shock and awe to absolutely no one, she falls into that category.

but also she's STILL talking about her beef with katelyn. and look, she has every right to talk about it as long as she wants to. i'm not here to say she can't vent. but let's be real for two seconds: first and foremost, fans are egging this on and we all know that. anyone that wants to argue otherwise is just plainly ignoring what is happening. ppl go on her tiktok lives just to ask her about katelyn so she can start complaining about her yet again. and the only reason fans want more tea on katelyn is bc they hate her bc she's not kat. full stop, full transparency, that's why that's happening. yall don't like tess; you just like that she gives you tea on a girl you hate bc she maybe once shaded kat when in reality if you have more than one brain cell you would know that's not what she did. stop being so up kat's ass that you think everyone is out to get her.

and secondly, tess can complain - sure. but she is talking about real ppl that are now dealing with real hate. it's the whole fuck around and find out method. keep talking shit on someone, and someone close to them (ie colby) is gonna stop fucking with you. why is this a surprise to anyone?

and i'm not here to say that katelyn is innocent. don't mistake me for that. i'm just saying, if katelyn was a shitty friend to her, then that's a shame. but the beef is very much between the two or them, and not us. stop egging it on for content reasons, or for twitter threads, or for whatever weird reason yall try to justify in your head this all for.

not only this, but colby and ms singer only dated MAX a month, but i don't even think that's the case fully. they went on a couple dates and stayed cordial. some of these fans are acting like he blocked his bestie or something. they remained friendly with one another bc things didn't end badly between them. they don't have to have loyalty towards one another, that includes colby. this isn't some betrayal. he unfollowed bc he's taken now, and she's still talking about his best friend's gf. it's really that simple.

dear god, all of this is such hs drama bs and i'm so tired of hearing about it, honestly. i'm too old to go back to my hs self who would have throughly enjoyed this drama. but seriously, can we find literally anything else to talk about??? i'm actually begging at this point.

and colby didn't unfollow ms singer bc malia told him to. he did it bc he wanted to. he's a grown man, as many on twitter love to point out every time he does something they deem as childish. why do you think this is any different?

also, sam and kat pretended to be besties after the break up. let's be real here. there clearly was some awkward tension left between them, but if they told the fandom they were going no contact and never talking again except maybe in passing, ww3 would have started. so they remained cordial to be appease fans (and probably themselves in one way or another). and realistically, kat probably made sam unfollow her (by blocking him/muting him/removing him as a follower) bc the day she did that was after pics of him and katelyn leaked from new years. realistically she probably wasn't thrilled about that and needed some space. it also didn't help that the khakis personified that is sam golbach decided to like a tweet that she made saying how nice her spotify top five looked without the "take a look at my bf" song, which CLEARLY WAS ABOUT HIM. he got his ass blocked after that, and rightfully so lmao

i would like to request - respectfully to all anons going forward - to stop bringing up ms singer, shea, and stas. hell, throw kat in there too. i don't care enough about any of them to hear what's happening about them. i'm tired of talking about them. some of them i've been talking about for years, i've said my piece on them countless times, and i just want something else to talk about. bc it's always the same stories over and over again and i just cannot care about it any longer.

also, since i might as well throw this in too, if you genuinely think snc are malicious in any compacity - STOP WATCHING THEM. why are you here if you genuinely think colby is a slutty manwhore who fucks anything that moves and is malicious and a shitty friend and whatever other random nonsense you think he is?? why are you here if you think sam is a terrible boyfriend who's also a bit of creep and has as shitty gf and again, whatever random other shit you believe???? why are you here???? you don't like snc anymore, and yet you waste your time talking about them. what you really like is the tea that comes from them and the ppl they have surrounded themselves with. i implore you to log off and find a hobby or a content creator you ACTUALLY like.

(also none of this was really directed at yall. more so the fandom et large. sorry if it felt like i was yelling at you guys. wasn't what i was trying to do here lol)

[weirdcat1213]

TRIMAX VOLUME ONE LETS GOOOOOO ....i didnt remember this was just 6 chapters...wow

ANYWAY LETS GO

chap 1:

-youre right IT MUST BE TOLD TIL THE END OF TIMES

-1st act of god you say...huh

-yeah who could believe that...thats insane....jaja

-ERIKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

-ik this was written in the 90s but i still dont like eriks saying that, like wth man lina is right

-hey lina :3 missed you

-....i like the new glasses...

-THAT SHOT REFLECTING VAHS YES THATS NICE LETS GO

-"lina cover your eyes :]" oh :c

-"oh is eriks again" :c

-YEAH GRANNY KILL THEM ALL >:D

-"stop. some legend that is" ow :c

-this is all just so sad cuz he rea;;y wanted to retire but he cant :c hes vash the stampede

-ww laughing at fake vash is the best xd

-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >:D

-also thats funny cuz yeah vash COULD shoot you in a matter of seconds but thats not what his name means and i really like that :3

chap 2:

-aw lina :c

-imagine going to the store and finding the silliest/most depressed wet cat in the universe ready for adoption

-GIVE ME THE PONY TAIL STAMPEDE GIVE IT TO ME PLS

-ok but how did you (from the perspective of a stranger) figure that knives was a name? knives comes from knife, so if a random person read "knives" wouldn't they think about the utensil first?????

-vash: how do you know so much about this evil entity that is my brother?

ww: hehe, please

-ily lina theyre talking bs

-YEAH >:D FREE BODY GUARD

-...im not ready for stampede eriks i will evaporate

-OH MY GOD THE HAIR

-BRO SHUT UP OFC SHE SAYS SHE DOESNT HAVE THAT POWER WHEN HE KICKED (i think) A FUCKING BULLET IM SO SAD

-....I WILL EVAPORATE IM TELLING YOU

chap 3:

-YEY MERYLS BDAY :D

-go get your vacation queen ily

-keele i will yeet you into the sun

-im never not going to be so fucking mad at HOW EASY THAT WAS BECAUSE THIS BASTARD MENTIONED MERYL LIKE IK YOU MISS YOUR DEAR FRIEND BUT OMG it just makes me sad

-wolfwood :3

-i like that :3 meryl just cant be an office person anymore when shes discover more of her world and people like vash. even if she almost died a lot of times, those were also the times when she was alive.

-YEAH MILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

chap 4:

-:c

-ok but that panel with mostly shade is scary

-i also want to lift my whole self with my arm :D (she said even though just walking places makes him tired)

-ok but if he trained like that for 150 years no wonder he's the only pro gunman ever

-i like his face on that panel, he's amazed and proud that one of his siblings survived for that long

-vash knows why is it always like that and he understands it but god he wishes so hard for it to just fucking stop and it breaks my little heart

-hes literally just an anime girl saying "hi-mi-tsu :3" (im so sorry i will never say that again but I'm right)

-he remembers people and names after so many fucking years

-also those children probably have never met him but vash gives so much ragdoll energy that they went with it (ok never mind maybe they did but you get the idea)

-cmon brad :c why are you so mean to him :c

-SHUT UP OMG SHUT UP

-all of this just backs up the SA interpretation and although it hurts my feelings....damn its just good writing. like not knowing what your own body can do and people taking advantage of that...makes me fucking sick (in a good and bad way i truly don't know how to explain it)

-BRAD LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE AHHHHHH >:c WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO HIM

-noooooooooooooooooooooo :c every time someone calls/vash calls himself a monster this user loses 5 years of their life :D

-wolfwood sir your projection will make me want to eat my own arm

-NIGHTOW IM JUST PROCESSING WHAT WW SAID YOU CANT THROW CUTE LITTLE FACES AT ME SIR PLS NOOOO

-"run away run away ">:b" i love him so much

chap 5:

-the chapters cant keep starting with flashbacks I'm gonna start WEEPING

-is geranium tea a thing? maybe vash would like geranium tea

-how dare you, my vash the stampede would never side with the cops, he's acab i know that in my heart

-THAT ONE PANEL MY BELOVED (the onle about looking without his eyes)

-hes so fucking done

-yey conflict time :3 boi oh boi

chap 6:

-oh the title placement on this one :3

-i dont think he will (or that he is) fine after all of this but sure

-such a loud chapter and vash is so quiet

-and again, there all judging, expecting to see what will vash do

-"what do you know about my pain" brb I'm gonna EAT SOME GLASS REAL QUICK

-...

-its like....its like why, why make me suffer like this. its not even heavy stuff its just that everything hurts. his impulse and desire to help everyone, his reason why, how others see him while he tries and sometimes win while other times fails. it all hurts in a weird way.

-...legato why are you inside a fridge (i kinda forgot lol)

WHAT A VOLUME i need to lay down

[3gremlins]

i got to that bit after the cazador fight* in my paladin pt and i initially did with the spawn what i did with my druid (let them into the underdark for potential vampire rehab) and this broke my oath which i thought was a bit bs. so i reloaded and did the mercy kill which felt bad so i searched the internet and found the funniest reddit thread of a WHOLE bunch of other paladin players who also thought it was a bit bs/wish the paladin stuff in this game was more nuanced lol**.

i do kind of see the reasoning behind the oath of the ancients being against vampire rehab b/c it's all about life and undead are i guess anti-life (plus many of the vampire spawn would probably not take to rehab well and the underdark doesn't deserve that). It was interesting that apparently if you're oath of vengeance, the right thing to do *is* vampire rehab and you only lose your oath if you either kill them/don't take responsibility for them.

might have to do an oath of vengeance pt at some point (that seems a little less binary than oath of the ancients). apparently they've also patched the oathbreaker knight so it will appear later and not just only in act 1 (which was leading to broken half paladins apparently??).

i also realized this time through that we could steal most of cazador's paintings for sale later tho, like i accidentally grabbed one off a wall trying to interact with stuff and was like WAIT A MINUTE lol

*this fight was also ridiculously easy (tho tbf it was also pretty easy on my druid too, but def faster on paladin/with everyone doing radiant stuff), casting daylight while everyone is in stealth and having a druid or cleric cast the feast buff before you go into this fight is clutch (makes you immune to all their debuffs like nausea, poison etc), also having the arcane interference arrows (which do silence and also radiant). Tbc, i like it when fights are easier b/c we're overpowered, it's just a bit more fun (esp with turnbased where combat can take hours lol). they also keep patching/changing stuff in the game so i can't tell if it's class/pt related or if it is just easier now so there's that too

**i think it's more an issue with the source material than anything else tbf, dnd is very binary/black and white and not terribly nuanced (like it's gotten better but it's still problematic on that count) and other ttrpgs do a better job with more shades of grey type worldbuilding/classes

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Uh something about Enkidu getting a bonus against threats to humanity....

Honestly, it seems like we are voting for half a pair here lmao. Nobu's anti-mystery and anti-divinity aspects seem like they'd be great against B+ divinity and the rest of her skills and NP would also be great Arjuna on the other hand...

Well. He looks pretty? I don't think he is particularly amazing in this scenario especially since Avenger copied Hero of the Endowed, but he is extra firepower.

I think Casters are there to just keep her busy with summons and with Rule breaker additionally being anti-magic but I can't think of any statistical bonuses that Dante would get against Foreigner that are particularly amazing.

Beyond that, I do think it's a tossup between Berserker and Lancer for just a 'hit things very hard' class but we also need to go against the grail, which, might be Berserkers as the very strong generalists?

Oh right, threats against humanity would be banging if it works that’s the one thing Gogh definitely is

Honestly in a normal hgw/his more standard set arjuna would be better off here given he usually has the anti-divinity at least like nobu as well, not to mention he also has a debuff immune on his clairvoyance (the best in game, actually as far as I know, it’s 5 turns on a 6 turn cooldown and doesn’t leave as soon as it’s hit w one). The problem is that team archer wasn’t smart enough to get it on him like berserker was with kintoki so his clairvoyance only buffs investigating. Idk maybe he can still slow time down when he focuses. I feel like objectively his arrows would’ve normally had a longer range than nobu’s guns but to be honest I suspect fate probably doesn’t care that he could shoot like 2 miles out with thousands of arrows being shot near simultaneously; and that a flintlock rifle can only go about 75-100 metres while needing to be reloaded bc I’m almost positive nobu can shoot things farther away than that. (She can also summon 100000 guns but tbh that makes sense re: her lore anyway) If they were cool she would have a much smaller range per single gun but.

Caster is twofold wanted bc of Medea’s rulerbreaker, which has been a ‘stupid fate bullshit destroyer’ since like…heavens feel at least iirc, not to mention Dantes can summon absolute scads of shades which are equally competent as any other servant which would help hold the line. And also that one time he summon a demon. Who knows maybe he could even get us pizza now too

The main concern is….uh I’m not sure how much Gogh specifically counts as divine. Ik elder gods yada yada, but I’m not sure if the painter cancels that out? Or does the nymph bit then come into question? Does elder god bs count as a mystic? And does buff canceling also include debuff immune skills??

[shiinavanhellsing]

Chapter One

７：３４ ｐｍ

Ｐａｒａｄｉｓｅ Ｉｓｌａｎｄ

Ｂｒｏｏｋｌｙｎ， Ｎｅｗ Ｙｏｒｋ

（ＭＩＲＲＯＲＥＤ）

"This is the place, I can definitely sense their reaitsu from here!" She confidently stated.

A loud scoff rang through the Sternritter's ears..the pink mohawked male scrunched his face in disgust and after scanning the area that they were assigned to.

"A strip club?! You're telling me that you can sense some spiritual pressure through there?!" Bazz B grimaced. "Are you sure that it's not the rancid scent of liquor and drugs getting to you Bambietta?!"

"She's right, it's so strong that it's basically radiating the building compound in the front of us..." Äs observed. "Yhwach would not send us here for no reason if this wasn't the place after all...."

"Let's make this quick and easy.....the smell of liquor and marijuana is making me nauseous..." Jugram gritted. "Not to mention the music that's playing right now is starting to give me a headache."

The Sternritters flash stepped onto the very top of the building. A drill song was booming in the background which gave them a advantage to start planning out their next attack.

"This is gonna be so fucking easy.....I honestly don't know why Yhwach is telling us to be careful with these EBK people anyways..." Bazz B scoffed.

Meanwhile Jaír, Kartier, Nico, Dotty, Reekz, Ohagi and Riina were hiding themselves behind one of the generators.

Thanks to Tareek's zanpakuto suna no ojō (sand princess), they were able to not only make themselves physically undetectable but they were also able to easily hide their reaitsu against any of their opps.

"Everybody Killer?! Tch. More like Easily Killable...." Bambietta chuckled gently placing her palms up to the sky.

"Now if I end up booming this bitch immediately on the spot then I'm a asshole right?" Ohagi thought to himself.

Multiple star shaped glowing orbs were set off in the air and started swirling around the building.

"Just set off the bombs you slut!" Liltotto snapped, "You ALWAYS have to have a corny fucking remark for everything you do."

"Oh boo hoo! Please, don't patronize me." Bambietta chided putting her hand in the younger sternritter's face.

A loud lightning strike startled the rest of them as the ground started vibrating below, making them lose focus.

Another lightning strike flashed upon the skies and then seven of the EBK members were shown facing them.

"Oh, wow. So you guys are the so called EBK people that our leader has been monologuing about for the past week?" Bazz B sarcastically asked.

He then looked at them in disgust, there's no way that these people are the almighty powerful EBK members.

Jaír cleared his throat and took off his shades and flashed his gold vampire diamond grills.

So this nigga wanted to send some goons after his ass and had the nerve to send them to his workspace? Then the audaciousness of those goddamn Sternritters to talk down on them, not knowing what's in store for them?

Oh, they're gonna learn today!

"We them big EBK niggas that be toting the knock with the beam on the glock.... When you see us you better get to running like Ricky because you gonna get a hole in the chest with the blicky....we them chain snatching, opp packing, block spinning, drill mission, booming with the sally ass niggas." Jaír introduced himself.

All of the Sternritters looked at him confused while Bazz looked like he wanted laugh at him so badly.

He had no clue who these rambunctious group of idiots think they were stepping to him like this.

All he knew was that it would give them the opportunity for a quick painless death.

"94gz no GZ like these you heard?" Jaír stated with a confident smirk on his face.

"Jack Bs we jack bigger bs drop my shit we gonna let it squeeze!!" The EBK members exclaimed in unison.

Jugram rolled his eyes and lowly snickered.

This was gonna be over in a few seconds....So he thought....

Little did he know that this fight was gonna be one for the books and the Sternritters were definitely gonna be on the losing side.

"Alright them comrades, let's get this over with..." Jugram grumbled making the rest vexed Sternritters stand their getting along with him.

Kartier and Nico jumped up and immediately started attacking Nanana and BG9 from behind throwing everybody else of guard.

Multiple cero blasts were shown lighting up the sky with ash blinding their vision, confusing and disorienting them.

Dotty threw multiple lighting bolts towards Liltotto and Riina drop kicked Bambietta while planting one of her special Rii Rii "thunder bombs" on her neck vigorously electrocuting her.

A loud sonic scream was heard thanks to Jerome who was fighting off a invisible Reekz.

Multiple gashes were seen appearing on his chest and arms with blood slowly pooling over.

"WILL YOU STAND STILL YOU INSOLENT SHINIGAMI?!" He roared.

"Suck my dick!" Reekz taunted, vaguely revealing a slight clear version of himself before quickly turning himself invisible again.

"YOU BASTARD!!!!" Jerome shrieked.

Meanwhile Ohagi was dealing with Mask who kept annoying him as they were engaged in aerial combat.

One thing he hated was when a nigga kept running his mouth in the middle of a fight.

"Little kitty....I see that you're starting to get agitated...." He mocked him.

"WORD TO MY MOTHA, IMMA BOOM YA IF YOU KEEP CALLING ME KITTY ONE MORE TIME!" Ohagi spat. "WITH YOUR BOOTLEGGED HULK HOGAN LOOKING ASS, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN TURNING YOU INTO GRABBA!!!"

One thing about Ohagi, he had a temper on him. Which is crazy because everybody in EBK was known for being extremely hotheaded.

It definitely wasn't as bad as Hekka's but it was definitely up there with Nuria and Jaír.

"Such a unmannerly foul mouthed creature you are.....too bad I'm gonna have to kill you alongside the rest of the shinigami that you're aligned with...." the Sternritter tutted.

Ohagi rolled his eyes and immediately caught Mask's fist, kicking it out of his hand and slicing his back with Candace's own blade.

"I'm a espada dick head get ya facts straight, pussy." He hissed.

Truth be told, the only people in EBK who actually even considered themselves as shinigami were Tareek, Hekka and Nuria.

Nuria despite being reincarnated from the Shinto fire goddess Fuji, was also a espada just like Nico, Kartier and Ohagi but she was also a shinigami as well and had no problems experiencing her soul reaper side.

Other than that; the twins are fullbringers, Azure, Nuria, Olori and Lotus are reincarnated deities and Jaír is actually a quincy.

"Wha- What is this?! Why can't I steal your bankai?!" Äs panicked. "Why can't I expose your fears?!"

"I'm a quincy you doofy ass nigga." Jaír responded lighting a blunt and smoking it in front of him. "I'm just not like you dayroom hoity-toity bustas."

"ENOUGH! I WILL NOT BE RIDICULED BY THE LIKES OF SOME LOWLIFE STREET URCHIN WHO DARES TO EVEN CALL HIMSELF A QUINCY!!!" Jugram snapped intervening the fight.

"Ohhh, so this nigga thinks I'm capping." Jaír mumbled with a slight giggle.

He then turned to everybody else who was fighting and waved to them.

"AYO! THESE NIGGAS THINK I'M LYING ABOUT BEING A QUINCY Y'ALL!!" Jaír cried out.

Each EBK members stopped at their tracks and turned to Jaír in disbelief. All of them started laughing alongside Jaír pissing off all the Sternritters.

"Word to my abuela, these niggas is chatting. Jaír is definitely a quincy, he just more powerful than y'all." Nico commented.

He then looked at Bazz B, turned to Jugram and turned back to Bazz.

"He'll fade y'all faster than this nigga's hairline on bro...." He joked irritating Bazz.

"I told you somebody was gonna say something about that mohawk." Bambietta remarked.

"Bambietta, in all honesty can you please shut the fu-"

A big flash of lightning struck Bazz in his chest knocking him out while a ray of thunder bolts clashed against Bambietta's bombs knocking her out.

"Imma just keep it a bean wit y'all. This fight is dead getting dry. We just need to wrap this shit up..." Riina quipped looking at her older twin sister.

"SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT!!! I'm getting sick and tired of fighting this goofy ass nigga!" Kartier agreed. "How am I supposed to take a nigga named Nanana seriously?! Nigga named after some adlibs. The fuck!?"

"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH CRASS INDIVIDUALS!!" Askin gasped. Gerard scoffed and shook his head at each of the EBK members.

“You impure lawless urchins are all scum of the earth, I'll have no problems killing each and every single one of you disgusting lowlifes.”

Gerard then found himself getting thrown against the pavement and repeatedly molly whopped across his face and chest.

"SHUT YOUR BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL LOOKING ASS UP ALREADY!!! GODDAMN!!! WITH YOUR DOLLAR TREE HAWKMAN LOOKING ASS SELF!!! OH MY GOD! I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA BOOM YA ASS!!!" Ohagi hollered getting his licks in.

He grew very perturbed as he continued punching him straight in his face, even managing to break his mask. A wave of shock hit the Sternritters in reality with the scene their comrade was in.

The fact that he was 8'6" and was getting tore up by a regular looking so-called espada shocked the hell out of them.

"AYO, HAGI! CHILL!" Tareek warned him. "You're gonna drain your reaitsu again like last time!"

"DOES IT LOOK I GIVE A FUCK RIGHT NOW REEK!!!!???" He spat on response kicking Gerard in the groin area.

"Good grief...." Jaír murmured. He then used the arrow tattoos on his hips to snake his way through Ohagi's body and with a quick ninjitsu like hand gesture seal him from going mad with rage.

"Goddamn! Finally! I thought his angry ass was gonna do it to himself again." Nico groaned. He then turned to Dotty with a small smirk on his face.

"Think they had enough?" Dotty asked him.

"Yeah, it was getting boring fighting them anyways. Send em back where they came from or whateva, imma go smoke myself to sleep and call it a night." Nico answered.

Dotty rubbed her hands together creating a electric force as Jaír started his incantations with his pupils turning fully white.

Both of the twins struck the sky with The Sternritters being sent back to whence they came from.

"Ugh. Word to my mutha, they drid for even doing this on the busiest night of the week." Reekz whined. "We definitely not gonna hear the end of it from Hekka."

"Actually, I'm not mad at you guys."

All of them turned their heads towards Hekka who flash stepped over where his subordinates were located.

"Damn nigga, you was here all this time and ain't said shit?!" Ohagi questioned. “Could've knuckled up with those dayroom ass niggas and finished fighting them quickly!”

"I literally just came up here, stop being dramatic." Hekka retorted waving him off. "But yeah, I have a feeling that this isn't gonna be the last time we see those cornball ass niggas."

He then directed them to come back to his office for a group meeting to discuss the tactics just in case they come back.

"Something about this bullshit is definitely gonna escalate even further, I can feel it." Riina mumbled.

Riina then looked behind her feeling another powerful reaitsu for a slight second only for them to not sense anything.

The soul reaper sighed out in relief and then flash stepped back to the soul society to explain the results of his secret special mission.

A quick soft knock was heard on the current first division captain's door.

"Come in....Shuhei" He spoke.

"Captain Kyōraku, there's something that I need to tell you. You remember Captain Chandoo right?" He asked hesitantly.

Shunsui's eyes widened as he immediately stood up and looked at the ninth division lieutenant straight in his eyes. He hadn't heard that name in eons, last time he was even in the soul society, he was casted away as a traitor and was never seen again.

"What are you saying exactly?" He asked cautiously.

Shuhei gulped and took a deep breath before trying to piece together how he was exactly going to explain this word for word back to the overall leader.

"He's still alive. He has a new name, new division and new alias...." He mustered out. "You see....This particular division he has in New York, is not like any squad division or arrancar group....they're extremely powerful."

"They managed to fight the Sternritters without taking damage at all....one of them even lifted up a 8ft Quincy and even threw him into orbit, it was INSANITY!"

Shunsui sat back down took off his hat and ran his hands through his face.

"What even is this group?!" He questioned.

"It's a group of full of deities, over powered shinigami, a couple espadas, a alchemist and two fullbringers." Shuhei explained.

"They refer to themselves as Big EBK....nothing more nothing less..." Shuhei explained, he then took out a thick cut vanilla colored manila folder and immediately handed it to the first captain.

“Urahara told me that it was best if you took a look at these files yourself....I managed to get a peek at them myself and I'll say this” He retorted with a small gulp, “These files accurately describe the EBKs... Captain you have no idea how powerful they are....”

Shunsui opened the files and his grey eyes scanned all of the files, his mouth going agape and his pupils dilating in complete shock. He was told by the lieutenant in front of him about the information that was in front of him but, reading this shit was just insane.

CHRYSANTHEMUM "EBK LOTUS" BAUMFREE

°adult dancer at Paradise Island

→•is apparently part of the big 4 with Nuria, Azure and Olori

→•Reincarnated from the vodoun goddess of sex, fertility, crystals and flowers Erzulie

°hails from Portmore, Jamaica but resides in Brooklyn, NY

→•is of Jamaican, Bajan and Nigerian descent

°Known for having chlorokinetic combative training, aromatherapy, love inducement, serene voice, scent manipulation, aphrodisiac amplification, enhanced strength, enhanced agility, crystal manipulation and slime manipulation

°reaitsu color is said to be lavender colored

°allegedly proficient with using a zanpakuto but chooses not to use it.

°apparently trained with Soi Fon & Yoruichi at the time.

AMBROSIA "EBK NURIA" MAHADEO

°Adult dancer at Paradise Island

→•is apart of the big 4 with Lotus, Azure and Olori

→•reincarnated from the Shinto fire and volcano goddess Fuji

°Is of Trinidadian and Japanese decent

→•Born and raised in Harlem, New York

°is a pyro kinetic, fire breather (her fire is rose pink in her normal form but in her shinigami form it's rainbow colored), immunity to burning, combustion combat, pyro kinetic flight, fire mimicry, flammed combatant, glowing eyes and healing fire

°also has sexual inducement and passion manipulation

°reaitsu color is surprisingly a peach color

°half espada/half shinigami (so Ichigo might have somebody else to relate to.....I think....)

°cero color is rose gold

IEKANA "EBK OLORI" DAMBUZO

°Adult dancer at Paradise Island

→•is apart of the big 4 with Lotus, Nuria and Azure

→•reincarnated from the Hawaiian trickster water, fire and animal god Maui

°Is of Nigerian, Tahitian and Grenadian descent

→•was born in the Soul Society but ended up being raised in Queens, New York

°can manipulate water, ice, blood and other liquids. She's very skilled in lunar combat, is extremely fast, can replicate herself up to 100 times, and has recently learned how to use her hair as a weapon

° uses a giant fish hook weapon made from a shark's tooth that's been passed down to her from generations

° According to Kon, she can also shape shift and can use her water abilities to create clones of her enemies

•Has actual shark teeth that she hides under her veneers and grills

°YES, she has love and sexual inducement

°reaitsu color is periwinkle

NIZHONI "EBK AZURE" CEPHUS

°Adult dancer at Paradise Island

→•is part of the big 4 with Lotus, Nuria and Azure

→•reincarnated from the Egyptian lion god of air, magic and

°Was born and raised in Mount Vernon, New York

→•grew up with her childhood best friend EBK Ohagi in the Harlem neighborhood of Sugarhill

°Is of Hispaniola (Dominican and Haitian) descent

°can manipulate air, wind, sky, sound, pressure, smoke, ash, clouds and energy.

° is a alchemist and is said to be getting stronger with her magic according to Uryu

° Can apparently warp into different places inside and outside the sereiti thanks to her "vape box"

°has sexual inducement and love manipulation

°known for her supreme voice and sonic high pitched vocal sound waves, this is very resourceful for her haido and kido releases.

°reaitsu color is said to be beige

DIONYSUS "EBK OHAGI" ETTIENÉ

°Is a deejay for Paradise Island

°Was born and raised in Sugarhill, Harlem, NY

→•grew up with his childhood best friend EBK Azure before she moved to Mount Vernon

°is of Guyanese and Brazilian descent

°is said to be a espada

°his hollow mask has leopard spots all over them

°has a seafoam green reaitsu

°he has a human form, espada form and leopard form

°his leopard form is him being black with white spots all over him.

°is known for his weapon proficiency (knows how to use a sword, gun, sais, bazooka, metal robotic gloves, bo staff, etc)

°is multilingual for every language except for Samoan

°cero is also seafoam green

°likes to use the word "boom" a lot....and I mean a whole lot.

•has enhanced speed, leopard physiology, rage inducement, fast reflexes, dusk manipulation, dawn manipulation, solar manipulation, heat immunity, lunar vision, solar vision, lunar combat, pearl manipulation and soul combat

TAREEK "EBK REEKZ" BENJAMIN

°host and party promoter for Paradise Island

°was born and raised in Highbridge, Bronx, NY

°is of Aruban and Cape Verde descent

°is the only one who has a confirmed zanpakuto

°similar to Soi Fon, he has brass knuckles with small spiky chains attached that spell EBK that he uses as his sword

°his zanpakuto is called suna no ojō(sand princess)

°his release form is said to be drip, suna no ojō

°apparently he has achieved bankai but, he has yet to name it.

°reaitsu is navy blue

°has invisibility, teleportation, death force manipulation, sand manipulation, soul absorption, multiple arms, venomous fangs and hypnosis

ENENRA "EBK NICO" CAMACHO

°is actually the original #2 espada but was replaced after being secretly killed by Aizen

°refers to himself as "Mr Jack Me or Clap Me" for some reason

°he was reformed and cloned from the original black hollow that Tousen used for his experiments

° is of Dominican descent

°was born and raised in the Bronx for many years

→•lived in River Park Towers all his life hence why he screams "RPT! 4SEV! 4SEV!" from time to time

°is a sound engineer and deejay for Paradise Island

° feeds of the dead ashes of his "opps" and smokes them to restore his energy

°cero color was originally jet black but after being stabilized by Mayuri a while back, it was changed to a ash like grey color

°his reaitsu is a charcoal greyish black color

°has ash manipulation, ash mimicry, dust manipulation, death connection, resurrection, death manipulation, smoke mimicry, smoke manipulation, preservation and darkness manipulation

KAMARI "EBK KARTIER" HERNANDEZ

°is the younger cousin of EBK Nico

→•they argue A LOT and I mean A LOT

→•not sure if he counts as a arrancar or just half hollow

°"fuck a sword my nigga, gimme the pole so I can start dumping on these niggas!"

°is of Dominican and Puerto Rican descent

°was born and raised in the Bronx neighborhood of Sevside

°is said to have sharp proficiency and excellent aiming with his gun

°is surprisingly very good at hand to hand combat despite only using his weapons

°was originally under the sexion as #6 but he got bored and asked Aizen to replace him with Grimmjow.

→• got imprisoned for calling Aizen a "bitch ass dayroom ass pussy ass nigga" and attempted to kill Luppi numerous times

°Was also experimented on by Tousen as well

°cero color is crimson red, same with his reaitsu

°"I'M BIG HEAVY ON THE DOA MY NIGGA! I'M DUMPING ON ANYBODY WHO LOOKS AT ME CRAZY YOU FEEL ME?!"

→•"GUN JAM UP HE GET BEAT THE POLE, FUCK IS YOU TALKIN ABOUT?!"

°works as a bouncer for Paradise Island

°has ox physiology, stone mimicry, laser manipulation, guardianship, geomancy, divine sight, truth detection, reflection manipulation and 360 degree vision

BARAKAH "EBK JAÍR" JACKSON

°is a bouncer for Paradise Island and the right hand man to EBK HEKKA

°is of Jamaican and Panamanian descent

°is born and raised in Brooklyn, NY

°Has two different colored magical eyes (one black and the other one is bronze)

→his black eye is for sensing reaitsu and the bronze one is to control his spiritual pressure

°is known for using tattoo sorcery, personal seals, tattoo symbols, tattoo manipulation, voodoo combat, blood magic, gesture casting, spell casting, body possession, phantasm manipulation, necromancy, death magic, death force manipulation, blood magic combat and polar combat

°is apparently the ONLY quincy on his team

°"94Gz no Gz like these ya hurd

Jack B's we jack bigger B's drop my shit we gon let it squeeze"

°is highly skilled in using haido

° is able to use body puppeteering to immediately exterminate a enemy

° reaitsu color is indigo

°is already advanced in curse markings

TEMARI "EBK DOTTY" HARRISON

SUMIRE "EBK RIINA" OSAMA

°Temari and Sumire are twin sisters that were separated at birth but reunited in their pre teen years (Temari is 10 seconds older than Sumire)

°the hostesses and emcees for Paradise Island

°Temari and Sumire are of Jamaican, Curacaoan and Bajan descent

°both of them was raised in Brooklyn with Sumire being in Flatbush at the time and Temari being in Coney Island

°both of them are fullbringers

°Temari is efficient in electro kinesiology, lightning manipulation, electric mimicry, electric immunity, detection and reflection towards lightning and spark arts manipulation

°Sumire, just like her sister is efficient in the arts of electro kinetic combat but she has thunder manipulation, thunder storm creation, vibration manipulation, concussive force, shockwave inducement and storm manipulation

° Sumire and Temari were the first EBK members to master flash step

° Sumire and Temari have gold and silver reaitsu

°both of them are known for having party inducement, siren song (both of them are rappers apparently), fun manipulation and dance combative. Not to mention dancing empowerment.

°both of them are known for using haido #31 and hado #33 like basketballs or some sort against their enemies

ZAHEER "EBK HEKKA" CHANDOO

°the leader of the EBK Shinigamis

°is the club owner of Paradise Island

°was originally 4th division captain before he was banished out of the soul society because of Gin

°he was the first ORIGINAL Kenpachi

°Is of Tobagoan and Cayman descent

°at first he was living in Atlanta but at the age of 10 years old he moved to Queens, NY

° he was originally in squad zero before he became Captain of squad 4

° super powers include: invisibility, camouflage, illusion vision, yin and yang manipulation, illusion manipulation, werehyena physiology, feral mind, enhanced strength, enhanced speed, enhanced agility, enhanced intelligence, astro kinetic combat, plasma manipulation, rage inducement, chaos inducement, fear inducement, truth manipulation, serene voice, cosmic manipulation, spirit physiology, flawless healing, potion creation, path manipulation, afterlife traveling and combat empowerment

°reaitsu color is amber orange but in his werehyena form it's a firey red orange

°"FUCK A ZANPAKUTO RESPECTIVELY MY NIGGA, IMMA PACK THIS NIGGA INTO SOME RUNTS IN LIKE 10 TEN MINUTES!"

°has a zanpakuto with two shikais and six bankais

“Six....bankais?!!? How in the hell is he even capable of this immense type of power?!” He exclaimed.

“I don't know captain but, all I know is that if I were you, I would try to contact him to get him to fight on our side before the sternritters get to us again.”

tags: @punkologist @kenpachis-woman @backwzzds @kyokutsu-sama @kenpachiislit @diorsbrando

[nickeverdeen]

Hiii! I was wondering if you could do a Harry Potter match for me if it’s not too much trouble ☺️ if you can I’d like a male character and my pronouns are she/her 

Description: 

I’m Kinda tall (5’11) and has shoulder length curly black hair and brown eyes.

I have glasses but I don’t wear them all the time (they work w some fits and they don’t work w others- yet I’m still insecure abt them)

I have brown skin (like milk chocolate shade) and my body type is kinda hourglass leaning to pear shape- anyway~

I’m a Gemini and an ISFP, and I’m straight 

I’m pretty much that burnt out gifted kid who dreads school yet still gets A’s and B’s bc they don’t wanna disappoint their family, but I really love anything that’s creative 

Drawing, making edits, writing, crafting, decorating. Love it all. My aesthetic is a mix between cottagecore and dark academia

Im very indecisive and hate conflict-

(The idea of someone hating me scares me) 

I’m a total introvert and loves staying at home lazing around but if I’m with someone I really like and trust I’ll go pretty much anywhere with them bc I know I won’t regret it :)

small groups >>> large ones

I’m pretty quiet at first (I’m more of a “ew, I hate ppl introvert then a “I’m scared of ppl introvert”) but that just leads ppl to thinking I’m shy but then become surprised when I have things to say and talk about. I’m actually more sarcastic than you think

Yet I never talk about my self.

I struggled (and still struggle) with self esteem issues from time to time, but it’s gotten better :)

I’m a go w the flow type of girl. I don’t get stressed over much, and I don’t really yell or raise my voice over anything- but I do laugh a lot.

If you can make me laugh- like TRULY laugh, ima be stuck to u like glue <3 

Bottom line: if you’re goofy w a sense of humor? Ima like u :D

Ppl say I’m comforting and easy to be real around which makes me feel good 😌

I like skincare and anything of that sort, so I’m always the one using face masks and creams all the time. I love mystery books and movies, basically anything where I have to figure out who did what.  Love dogs, flowers, art, music, and theme parks as well :) 

(Omg sorry if this is so long!)

Your Harry Potter match is…

Ron Weasley

Sometimes teases you or plays with your hair

Someone has some stupid things to say about your glasses? Nah you gotta hold him back

Reassures you that you look good in your glasses

Suprised that you get all As and Bs

Girl, please help him with his homework or studies for exams if you can

Dates at Three Broomsticks

Ron is very gentle and protective with you

The trio likes you

If you’ll let him watch Netflix, he’ll make movie dates

Feeling down? Jokes and your favourite movies plus cuddles are on

Ron loves it when you talk about yourself and interests

Stands up for you if someone’s rude to you, be sure of that

Makes jokes to cheer you up

Complimets 24/7

Istg he’d really try to buy you some creams, but he’d probably end up getting something completely else

Ron would have to ask Hermione or Ginny for help about it, though

Which would end up him getting teased by Fred and George

He’d be on the other hand be able to buy you flowers

Be prepared, Molly loves you

You’re part of their family, no buts or ifs

Ron is ESFP and Sagittarius, if that’s in any way important

He’s the golden retriever in your relationship, no arguments

Ron also dislikes arguments, especially with you

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[solstices-dreams]

𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐫 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏.

𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭. 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐝𝐫. ᝰ.ᐟ

— 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢.

16 years old (aug. 23), she/they, 5’4

She was my first friend ever, we’ve been friends since elementary school so we’ve been through alll the cringe phases with each other. She’s definitely my best best friend, no shade on my others but she’s the one who gets me. I think we’ll have matching bracelets, not sure what kind but we’re matching.

She has a hispanic mom who can be strict but she loves me and her food-!! omg!! Her dad’s black and he’s pretty tall and big and he likes me too, probably calls me by some nickname b/cuz i’m so close with Maria. And he’s the good cop, so if we ever get in trouble we’ll tell him, not her mom.

Her younger brother is Matteo, (NOT mattheo riddle). He and I are also close just bcuz of Marie. He loves food and is lokey a popular kid in his grade but he still hangs out around our grade and we text somewhat often.

Maria’s usual nicknames are Marie, Mar, Mari. She’ll be the type to call you out on your bs like Angie, she also makes a couple race jokes but she never means them. I’m her token white girl when she takes me to the bsu (black student union.) She also does volleyball for a sport. She’s somewhere on the bisexual/pansexual spectrum of liking a lot of genders.

She’s in all the same type of classes as me, honors and APs and she’s best at english and history. (not better than me tho, we tie or I do better… but no jealousy !) But she’s my fav, my homegirl and also a potential s/o… She also calls you “girl” regardless of gender, unless you ask her not too. And she also makes sure to switch up your pronouns if you go by a couple.

they remind me of : dark red, scarves, soft blankets, brown color palette, hello kitty, nose highlighter, a good book with a warm fire

— 𝐲𝐯𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐨.

15 years old (june 6), she/they, 5ft

She has two older brothers who are both blonde and pale like her. Her family is academically driven and she’s super smart, (honors & ap classes) especially in math. She’s pretty soft spoken and quiet and definitely a bookworm but you can have really indepth conversations with her. If you want to vent to her she’s awesome because she gives good constructive criticism and I have her sometimes check over whatever I’m writing for school or fanfic… b/c yes, i’m a fanfic writer in my teen life dr.

She’s super organized and has really neat notes, like angie, so if I ever miss a class I’m asking them for notes. We became friends in middle school, she was an 8th grade transfer then ended up going to the same highschool as me. I don’t really think she’s do any sports, maybe track? I think she might do yearbook or matheletes, a more strict club ig? Probably photography club and an Asian ethnicity clubs and she would def run a position, maybe secretary so she doesn’t have to talk too much. It’s not social anxiety on her part she just doesn’t like having to be told to speak up all the time. She’s also crazy levelheaded, all my other friends get passionate about stuff, but she’s chill.

She has cool pins on her bags too and she’s a thrift queen, i know me and the gals are gonna have so much fun thrifting !! And Yvette is aro/ace and rarely experiences attraction, also maybe demisexual-? I don't know a ton about nonattraction terms but she doesn't get crushes or feel attraction often and when she does it can be any gender.

they remind me of : light green, neat notes, mochi, organized pantries, sterile, white, pressed sheets, glasses with thin frames

— 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜.

15 years old (oct. 3), she/they, 5’6

Holy shit- this girl… she has energy constantly. I met her in highschool. We usually call her “moxie” instead of maxine and occasionally “max.” She’s also an emoji abuser and she def has cheesy pick up lines and she sends you a shit ton of tiktoks and she uses the tiktok [proud] emoji a ton. “What’s cookin good looking? [stomps light up sketchers] [proud]”

She’s the one jumping around at parties and saying “oh my god I love this song!” Not organized at all… miss gurl is always losing stuff so I make sure to take a copy of all my homework because no doubt she’ll come asking for an extra. She does soccer, softball, and basketball. She’s pretty smart, she’s in only honors or ap history or english, she hates math so she and yvette make a funny pair.

“Y’all i’m not even joking- i just flunked that test, the only thing I got right was my name-“

She has a dad who’s like… really rich. She doesn’t really care though but sometimes she can totally forget how rich she is compared to others in the group. I love whenever she invites to do stuff because it’s always cool and paid for. She has a step mom she doesn’t particularly care for and is a little blunt with her but she’s not a bad person, just doesn’t like the step mom feeling like a replacement. Unlabeled sexuality queen, girls, guys, if there’s a will there’s a way,

they remind me of : party girl, champagne glasses, sparkles, gold, energy, party city, gold/silver tinsel

— 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐰𝐬𝐨𝐧.

15 years old (dec. 3), she/her, 5’7

She’s so annabeth chase and angelica schyuler. She’s so SMART LIKE OMG. She’s all honors and then AP lab classes so if I’m not doing well in a class i got to her. She’s the smartest in the groups (besides me 🌝) She is mother.

She’s such a queen and can explain stuff so well, she wants to be a doctor or lawyer to earn a lot of money and I have feeling she’d be really good at either. Argumentative feminist queen, I am her #1 fan girl. And she’d look so good in a lab coat, like, YES MOTHER! I trust you with my life.

She’s also very mature and she’s the tallest in our group of girls, she has so much patience for putting up with Moxie and Maddy and then me and marie’s out-of-pocket shirt and a Diego and danny’s gremelin behavior. NASTY SIDE EYE. she literally looks you out of the corner of your eye and you *knowww* you’re in trouble.

She does volleyball (she’s so gorgeous in the uniform) dive and softball with Max. She literally has amazing fashion sense, all dark and pretty with her skin tone and her MAKEUP? BARK BARK I’M SO GAY. (and she’s bi!) And she gets her braids done and humors me when I ask her a ton of questions about the process.

they remind me of : dark academia, annabeth chase, cabin 8, thought daughter, red lipstick, angelica schuyler

— 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲.

15 years old (mar. 21), she/her, 5’4

I know her the least since she and angie are really close, also Moxie a bit. She’s got energy, not as chaotic as moxie but she’s usually talking and smiling. She does volleyball and softball, she’s not as accident-prone as Angie but rarely a week goes by without her saying she hurt something at practice.

she reminds me of light pink glitter and kind of like warm sunlight through windows, not quite the burning heat of the sun but how it warms the wood if that makes sense. She definitely gives youngest sibling vibes, cuz… she is!!

Like I said… know her the least but she’s still important to the gang.

Volleyball and softball. She and angie are pretty close.

they remind me of : baby pink, crayola markers, pink eyeshadow, white mice, alice in wonderland, peonies

[beautifulpersonpeach]

BPP hi, I've wanted to send you a DM for some time, but every moment I chicken out. I'm new on Tumblr, just starting up my blog for jikook and want to ask you for advice. How do you deal with hate asks and comments? You cover controversial topics, talk straight and candid but in a level-headed way but at the same time you call out the b*llsh*t of both kpop stans and Armys and even Hybe. I just talk about jikook and I am getting people that already hate me and my blog. I imagine you must get more given all the topics you cover. How do you deal with it?

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Lol I just delete them.

Actually, first I should say that if you're getting extremely abusive asks, escalate it to the reporting team on Tumblr. Use the report and block function and put in a formal complaint through the website. Some months ago I was getting hostile visitors to my blog that I dismissed as just trolls, after all, weird things happen online and especially on Tumblr every day - but turns out, they were more than just trolls. They were underemployed but fanatically motivated k-pop stans/commentators determined to physically hurt me in real life, because the facts I was pointing out were inconvenient for them, and my opinions critical of the k-pop industry and the sycophants trafficking in 'discourse' that excuses that bullshit, were difficult to counter with you know, words and reason. So physical harm in real life was apparently the only solution they had. I made a mistake by not taking them seriously till they tried actual physical harm. Thankfully, I was able to nip that in the bud by escalating to the privacy and reporting team at Tumblr, worked with some experts irl and now those people are permanently banned from using the platform under several IP addresses.

Of course, when I re-opened the blog, almost right away some people were upset that I was writing again, for whatever reason. But that's normal, lol, so I just ignore and delete those asks whenever they pop up. Lol. I don't know what to tell you Anon, but some people are just naturally... like that. They'd score above the average Dark Triad percentile. I know we typically make fun of toxic taekookers but many of those same behaviors we ridicule are found in various shades in k-pop spaces in general - the way this industry runs practically attracts those types. Like I'd go as far as saying the people playing the k-pop game best are taekookers and Tae solo stans. Hobi akgaes are really good at it too. I've said before, if you're a critical and contrarian person, k-pop is the perfect industry for you because you'll never run out of things to have a problem with.

Plus, half the time I have no idea what these people are going on about in my inbox anyway, so I just delete them. Before, during the pandemic, occasionally I'd post a few to tear down and laugh at since I had the time. But now airports are open and I'm back to working full time. I can hardly handle the 10s of asks I sometimes get daily, so it makes no sense to give those complaints any oxygen.

TL;DR

First, why are you chickening out? If you don't mind maybe not getting responses right away, please come say hi. :)

Sad to hear you're a new jikook blogger and already having to deal with BS. But also know it honestly just comes with the territory.

The way I deal with asks that are hostile or just read like they were written by an insane person, is to delete them.

There's also the option of turning off Anonymous asks completely. I know several bloggers sometimes take this route.

If it's especially weird, I report and block. I haven't had to do this in months but if it's extra weird, I report the ask directly to Tumblr's reporting team.

You should also note that the topics you write about can influence whether you get more or fewer weirdos. Shipping spaces are notoriously toxic, so if you'd like to continue writing on the topic, develop a tagging system that shields your content from taekookers, eg, abbreviate or add your blog name to the hashtag.

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Good luck Anon. 💜

[dangerousbride]

First things first, love your art, love your style, and your humor is immaculate. HOWEVER! I disagree with IchiRuki, not because it’s like “oh it’s not canon” idgaf, but one thing I adore about their relationship is it’s one of few that’s portrayed in media where two people of opposite gender (assuming sexual preferences align) are so close and have something so beautiful that’s simply not romance. They have a respect and understanding of one another and they have the dedication that two people should have. Comrades, brothers in arms, but also deeper connection without the complications of romance and love. Just floating my thoughts out there on the subject, ranting a bit. Have a good day/night!

So you prefer the mc ending up with someone who has clearly a less meaningful relationship with so it don't ruins the "it's not simply romance" between him and his female "bestie"? This is the problem of this take, people fail to realize it only works when the character A has the same level of emotional connection with character B and the one they end up with. It's not the case in Bleach. Unfortunately for people who don't like Ichiruki, there's no other relationship as deep and meaninful as theirs in the whole series, to the point the author desperately tried to make us forget about it by not letting each other interact in the last arc (still the weirdest bs ever considering they're the main characters), so he could make the ending more believable - and still failed.

The fact Ichigo and Rukia "have a respect and understanding of one another and they have the dedication that two people should have. Comrades, brothers in arms, but also deeper connection" is precisely what would make their love not "simply romance" and why it would be less likely to face "complications". Your significant other has to be the person who understand the best and vice versa and Ichigo and Rukia are canonically soulmates. I have been shipping Ichiruki for years precisely because these reasons.

And last, when have we seen a popular shonen manga have the main characters become a canon couple that meets all those standars? A well developed power-couple that supports each other in the battlefield and in hardships of their daily lives? This is one of the reasons people were mad it wasn't the canon ship, because it would have been a couple with soulmate levels of emotional connection, with an actual well developed and believable relationship, ending up in a romantic one. Instead what we got? Yet another "dude marries the pretty girl of the group that had a crush on him uwu" after Naruto just did it (no shade).

This is why I beg of you to think about this before leaving this kind of take on ichiruki shippers' inboxes or as comments on ichiruki fanart. The idea of the "they're proof a guy and a girl can be friends" only applies when the canon couples are on the same, or preferably, a higher level; otherwise it's just not believable. If Ichigo was gonna end up with someone it had to be with Rukia.

[mizunetzu]

haha it's me again! could i get iida dating a delinquent male reader? (stuff like he smokes and breaks rules) like iidas trying to get the reader to follow the rules and he's like "i'll do that if you go on a date with me" so he does and the readers actually a really chill guy and they have a fun time, some fluff please?

IIDA DUDE MY GOD. MY RELIGION. MY SAVIOR. ok. Okok so. You said fluff and I delivered. But like-I mayyyyybe sprinkled in some angst. No worries. Fluff ending guaranteed. Also you know I enjoyed writing something when I broke my 1000 words rule. Like sheesh this is 3000 pLUS WORDS-

Also if iidareaders reblogs I’ll eat my shirt in joy

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Iida x reader - Selfish Promise

⚠️warnings - delinquent reader? Selfish-y Iida? Idk. None lmao

Pronouns - male, he/him

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(Y/n) wasn’t going to lie. Iida really got on his nerves. He’s always up his ass about sagging his pants down low, or running in the hallways. It’s not like it was his business. He was in class 1-B, for god sakes.

Everyone in 1-A knew him as that “1-B boy” who always liked fucking with Iida. And he did, it was fun to see him get all pissy and red when he unbuttoned his dress shirt to the point you could easily flash him if you tugged hard enough. Iida was pretty, but even more pretty when he’s flustered. He wasn’t going to deny the fluttery feeling in his chest when he sees an opportunity to interact with Iida.

Which is how (y/n) found himself smoking outside the UA dorms, sitting outside on the steps and staring up at the sky. He didn’t smoke much, only when he really needed to destress, but something felt compelling to just pull one out today.

He already heard the engine boosted footsteps hurling his way, a smile growing on his lips. Once the blue haired boy was in sight however, he wiped it off and replaced it with a neutral expression.

“You shouldn’t be smoking on school property, (L/n)-kun!”

“Mm? And you shouldn’t be on 1-Bs dorms. Wait til Vlad or Monoma finds out.”

Iida stumbled back, biting back the scowl forming on his face. He took the cigarette out from (y/n’s) fingers, and stomped on it. (Y/n) clicked his tongue as Iida hiked his glasses up his nose further.

“Stop acting like such a ruffian!”

“Then go on a date with me.”

Iida choked on his own spit. He knew that (y/n) joked around a lot, but this was just excessive.

“(L-L/n), you shouldn’t joke about such intimate matters like that with someone you barely kn-“

“I’m not joking.” (Y/n) stood up from his step, and stood infront of the taller boy. “I’m dead serious.”

Iida opened his mouth, then closed it. “(L/n) it is highly inappropriate for two students, let alone boys, to go on a romantic outing! This is a place for learning!”

“How bout we make a promise then? A deal if you must.” (Y/n) seemed completely calm, but inside he was sweating like a clam. He had said it on impulse, and there was no going back. Either sell it till he declines or hell, he has a date.

“If you be my boyfriend and go out with me for one full day, I’ll stop acting like a ‘ruffian’ or something. I’ll follow the rules and whatnot.”

“B-boyf...” Iidas words got caught in his mouth. “W-WHY?”

“I’m not going to try anything...! It’s..it’s just for my own...reasons...! If...that makes sense...”

Iida ran a hand through his hair. Did (L/n), a delinquent, like-like him? A proper former man from the Iida family? He wasn’t romantically attracted to the shorter boy at all, but this was a good chance! He could finally be set on the right path if he agreed to be his significant other for one day! Easy enough!

Iida pushed up his glasses once more. “Fine. I will do it. But afterwards you better keep your end of the bargain.”

(Y/n) held the tiniest smile and extended his pinky. Iida looked at him confused, before hesitantly interlocking their fingers and shaking it.

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

“Gimme your number. I’ll text you the info later.” They exchanged phone numbers, and Iida bid him goodbye.

(Y/n) felt like he was on top of the world.

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“Oi Iida! Over here!” (Y/n) waved his arms around frantically, trying to get the boys attention. Iida spotted him, and made a beeline towards him. He gave a smile and bowed slightly.

“Good morning, (L/n)-kun.”

“Morning! Haha, I’m glad you came! I didn’t think you’d actually show...and you’re on time aswell! As expected of uptight iida.”

(Y/n) was in a pink, slightly oversized hoodie and black sweatpants. Iida was expecting him to be in full black, ripped clothing with skulls on it. He wasn’t expecting him to look so...soft? If you looked at him, you wouldn’t think he was the same person smoking on the steps of a prestigious school.

“Oh well, what time did you get here?”

“An hour ago.”

Iida deadpanned. Even he wasn’t that extra. “Why...”

(Y/n) rubbed the back of his neck shyly and chuckled. “I was so happy I couldn’t wait, ahaha!”

(Y/n’s) probably smiled more times today then the whole time he’s been enrolled into UA. It was an odd sight, but Iida felt a sort of proudness that he was probably the only one who got to see this side of him. He glanced at his face one more time, this time, looking at his red eyes and cheeks.

“...are your eyes swollen..?”

“Oh I...I couldn’t sleep...”

(Y/n) awkwardly chuckled for the 100th time that morning. Iida was about to go on a tangent about how sleep is important to you, but (y/n) suddenly grabbed his wrist, and pulled him forwards. He was practically dragging the poor boy.

“Is there anything specific you wanna do, Iida?” (Y/n) mused, looking around the plaza.

Iida shrugged.

“No, not really. Today’s more of your day, so I’m fine with anything.”

A bright red painted itself onto (y/n’s) cheeks, as he turned back around to hide it. It was usually iida getting all red and flustered, (y/n) wasn’t used to it. Still, it felt kinda nice.

“Awesome dude!”

(Y/n) went on rambling about places they could go to or eat at, but Iidas ears drowned out the noice as he looked at his smiling face. He didn’t know someone so...rude, could look so sweet. (Y/n) tugged at Iidas shoulder.

“...though I suppose, we could just go to a field and train, right?”

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(Y/n) got back up to his feet for the 5th time, and charged at Iida. He knew he couldn’t beat him with speed, so he’d have to rely on his quirk as much as he could. They were sparring in a little patch of grass near a small clearing, with a big tree providing the two boys shade. Iida swerved out of the way, making the smaller boy tumble onto the ground face first.

“Ah! (Y/n)! Are you okay?”

Iida rushed to the boys side and tangled his fingers in his hair. “It’s a little swollen but it’s not bleedi...(L/n)-kun...?”

(Y/n) hid his blush with the back of his hands and tensed up. “You..called me...(y/n)...dude..”

It was Iidas turn to tense up. His glasses fogged up as he swung his arms around madly. “IM TERRIBLY SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR! IJUSTGOTWORRIEDANDSAIDITONACCIDEN-“

“Dude it’s fine! I-I dont mind..!” (Y/n) jabbed him lightly on the chest.

“L-let me treat you to some food! As apology for your head I mean!” Iida stood up, pulling (y/n) to his feet aswell.

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(Y/n) was rambling on nervously again, with chopsticks resting nimbly between his fingers. Iida couldn’t help but gaze at his face. His eyes were softer than he expected, softer than the mockingly hardened eyes he pointed like a sword towards people at UA. His gentle clad smile could raise the heavens, with one crinkle near his left eye and a dimple dangerously close to the corner of his mouth. He had unusually long eyelashes for a guy, but it made him look even more pretty for a bad boy.

“Why are you a delinquent at school when you’re such a sweet and funny person?” The words dripped out of Iidas mouth unconsciously, quickly covering his mouth too late.

(Y/n) flushed bright red, squeezing his chopsticks a little too tightly. “W-well...I don’t know. It’s not like I’m doing it on purpose. People just think I am because i don’t like socializing with everyone I meet? Like-id rather hang out with someone I know and like than go out of my my way to befriend all of class B, y’know? Does that make sense? Ahaha sorry I’m rambling again. I don’t get to talk much with my few friends. And they’ve pretty much heard everything I have to say so it’s refreshingtotalktoa-“

Iida cut him off before he talked his tongue off. “If you don’t talk to people you don’t know well, then why are you talking to me so openly?”

“Because I like you.”

(Y/n) said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He wasn’t tripping over his words, or laughing nervously. He looked at Iida and said it like saying “the sky is blue” with so much certainty, it made a knot tighten in iidas throat.

Iidas question was, why though? Why did his heart thump along the buttery smooth rhythm of (y/n’s) voice? Why did his head reel every time he saw (y/n’s) eyes light up talking about something he found interesting? Why was he at such a loss for words when his gaze fell on him so attentively?

Iida cleared his throat. Maybe he was just excited to have a new friend. He didn’t see him in a romantic light! How could he? He’s just worked up on the fact that this hardass delinquent boy wasn’t who he thought he was.

“Shall we go, then?”

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The date went by like a dream. Technically it wasn’t over yet, as the promise was for a full “day”, but window shopping and dicking around while Iida chops aggressively really tires you out. They both ended the day by sparring at the same clearing, before taking refuge on a bus stop bench. The sun was completely gone. Leaving behind the pasty purple and blue sky, washing over and killing the clouds.

“Ahhh, time flies by so fast! Damn, well, the days still not yet over soooo.”

“Yes, yes I know.” Iida chuckled. He thought he was going to have to bear through this day, but it was actually quite splendid. He definitely feels like he’s made a new friend.

“Well, is there anything you wish to do before the day is over?”

“Yeah um, so,” (y/n) cast his eyes down, fiddling with his fingers. “C-can we hold hands..?”

Iida wordlessly set his hand on top of (y/n’s) smaller one, waiting as he interlocked their fingers together. His hand was warm, way warmer than (y/n) was expected. He didn’t know, Iida seemed like a cold hands guy.

They sat quietly under the ambient streetlight, occasionally rubbing a thumb over the others hand, feeling it’s warmth and staring off into the distance. Iida didn’t notice his eyes drooping lower and lower until they were finally closed.

Iida let his thoughts roam. It was something he did when he was going to bed, or simply just resting his eyes for a bit. He thought of his family, what he would do for class on Monday, and finally, (y/n). It was the most prominent thing on his mind, and not because he was unconsciously resting his head on his shoulder, softly but firmly gripping the warm hand underneath his own.

The idea of (y/n) so soft and vulnerable in front of anyone else didn’t sit right with him. He wanted that sweet, kind side all to himself. It was selfish, and even wrong if he thought about it. (Y/n) was so sweet and respectable during this “date” of theirs. Perfect manners for when inside the classroom. If anything, he should be more than glad to have the world share this side of him.

So why was he feeling this way?

He felt a shoulder nudge from under his head, before a hand started vigorously poking at his cheek. He initially ignored it, but once he registered the current situation he jerked up and

“Iida. Iida wake up. It’s 11:40. We should be heading back before midnight. A-at least I want to so we can um...we can still technically legally hold hands by promise-“

Iida rubbed at his eyes in embarrassment. “My sincerest apologies for falling asleep! It was not my intention-“

”oh no it’s all good! I-I kinda fell asleep too. It’s been like...2 hours.”

Iida checked his watch. (Y/n) was right. 11:45 pm. He knocked his glasses up higher on the bridge of his nose and stood up. He extended a hand to (y/n) who tiredly accepted it and pulled himself off the bench.

They spedwalked towards the train station to catch a train back to UA, when (y/n) tugged on his sleeve, halting temporarily.

“Iida.”

Iida turned around with a hum. (Y/n) kept his eyes fixated on the ground, but held on to the sleeve of Iidas jacket like a lifeline.

“Today...is almost over.”

“Yes, um, it’s about 11:57 so we should hurry back-“

“Before the day officially ends,...can you kiss me?”

Iida focused on (y/n’s) downcast face. It wasn’t an expression of nervousness or any sort of flustered emotion. Instead it held a look of unreadable shame.

“If you do, then I would have no regrets. My feelings for you will also end here. I’ll try my best to end it. My feelings grow stronger for you everyday when we bicker or when I simply just see you, so I want to end this with a grand fina-“

“I refuse.”

(Y/n) looked up. Iida glasses glared white, preventing him from seeing his cerulean eyes. But he got his answer from the frown Iida was sporting on his face. Even he could agree, it was a silly request, but he couldn’t help by feeling just a tad bit hurt by how quickly he was shut down.

“I understand.”

(Y/n) averted his eyes, flushing with embarrassment. He scanned the area for something other than Iida to look at, before his eyes landed on the parks clock.

12 am.

Midnight.

The date was officially over.

(Y/n) was quick to let go of the sleeve he’d been clutching for a while now. “A-ah! The day has ended. The dates over.”

He stepped back and ducked his head into a 90 degree bow. “Thank you so so much for coming with me today.”

“I’m really happy.”

His expression betrayed his words. If there was one word to describe it, Iida would say it looked dead. Hollow, even. It looked hollow, like the sinking feeling harboring itself in his chest. He knocked against his ribcage multiple times to shake the achy feeling in his chest, but it never went away.

“Well, let’s head back now. It’s late.”

(Y/n) silently walked past Iida. It wasn’t until seeing his watery face drenched in silent hot tears walk by that Iida realized,

He was in love with (L/n) (Y/n).

He was in love with the sweet delinquent boy who smokes and sits on desks, but also has the most hypnotizing laugh. He was in love with the boy who wore saggy pants to school, but also wore an oversized pink hoodie that made Iida reluctantly imagine him wearing one of his own jackets. Oh, how cute he would look.

He was hopelessly, graciously, entirely in love with (L/n) (Y/n).

Iida ran up to (y/n), who had walked past him and kept going with the assumption that he was behind him. His breath crystallized in the form of fog when he ran, faster than he ever did without using his engines. There wasn’t enough time to hike the fabric of his pants up, and he’d rather not burn them to a crisp with the steam from his engine.

“(L-L/n)!”

He wasn’t sure if he heard him. He was still a great length away.

“(L/n)!”

He was closer now. Close enough for him to hear. He was either lost in his thoughts or outright ignoring him.

“(Y/N)!”

The boy whipped his head around so fast, his tears flung into the cold air and landed beside him on the ground. Iida didn’t think far ahead as to brace for landing, choosing instead to glomp (y/n) into a soul crushing hug. Though, it was more of a tackle with the the way they both tumbled over and hit the ground with a thud.

(Y/n) was able to soften the blow with his quirk, but the impact of Iida landing on his chest still knocked the wind out of him. He was waiting for Iida to start swinging his hands and start apologizing profusely, but instead got pulled up to his knees and encased in a more gentle hug.

He was buried in the crook of Iida neck, who in return nuzzled himself into (y/n’s) hair. They stood, or rather kneeled, in a stiff silence, rocking back and forth ever so gently.

“Sorry.”

“Wah! Don’t apologize! You did nothing wrong, you had the full right to deny my request-“

“No, not for that.” Iida untangled himself from the warmth of (y/n’s) body to look at him seriously. “I’m sorry for breaking our promise. Our deal.”

(Y/n) wiped his stray tears away, all bitterness turning itself into lighthearted confusion. “But you didnt-“

(Y/n’s) words fizzled out in his throat when a pair of lips shut him up. His eyes fluttered closed as he wrapped his arms shakily around Iidas neck, drawing him closer than he already his. After what seemed like forever, Iida suddenly jumped back with fogged up glasses and heavy blush on his face.

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I wasn’t thinking! Forgive me!”

“You know, all you’ve done was apologize all day. Is this what you normally do in class?”

“NO!” Iida fell back on his ass, a yelp escaping from his throat. (Y/n) chuckled ironically, pushing himself up to his feet and extending a hand towards the blue haired boy.

“I still don’t see how you broke our deal.”

Iida dusted himself off and adjusted his glasses. “Well-listen I-“ For once in his life, he was at a loss for words.

“I...want to e-extent it. O-Our date, I mean.”

Iida stood rigid as a board as (y/n) blinked.

“Wait-so like, you’ll go out with me tomorrow?”

“Yeah.”

“And the day after that.”

“Yes I suppose so.”

“A-and how bout a week from now-“

Iida grabbed (y/n’s) shoulders and shook him roughly. And by rough, I mean rough. This boy has enough beef to throw (y/n) into the sun.

“I-I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU FOREVER! I WANT YOU TO BE MY BOYFRIEND! I...I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND! I WANT YOUR KINDNESS AND SWEETNESS ALL TO MYSELF! SO BE IT YOU’RE UNINTENTIONALLY A NEGLIGENT BOY AT SCHOOL! I WANT THIS SPECIAL SIDE OF YOU RESERVED FOR MYSELF! IVE NEVER BEEN SELFISH IN MY WHOLE LIFE SO SURELY THIS IS FINE! I WANT TO BE SELFISH! I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS MORE! I WANT TO GO ON SOME MORE DATES WITH YOU! (Y/N)-KUN I LOVE YOU!”

Iida has never considered himself selfish. He wasn’t the type to want something all to himself. If his friends wanted to be friends with someone he disapproved of, so be it. If he bought food but a fellow classmate was starving, he’d be eating only half as his classmate would be happily munching on their portion. If it was reasonable, he’d be willing to give up anything. It was the right thing to do.

Surely all of those good deeds would permit him to be selfish just this once. He’d never known the feeling of wanting something so bad to the point you felt like you were boiling. Of wanting no one else to have someone look at them the same way they looked at him. And how utterly satisfying it felt to have someone to claim as your own. Just this once couldn’t hurt anyone.

And by god, the impossibly wide smile (y/n) held was one thousand percent worth it.

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“Halt! No running in the hallways, (L/n)-Kun!”

(Y/n) slowed down to a stop and sighed. “Dude, get off my dick.”

“Still pestering (L/n) huh? As expected of Iida!” Mina and Uraraka giggled, as they both disappeared inside the 1-A classroom. The hallway was empty now, making both Iida and (y/n) relax. (Y/n’s) pissed off expression softened, a smile now growing on his face. Iida swears it’s like talking to two different people. It’s kind of scary.

“Good morning, Tenya-Chan~”

“Uh-uh. Don’t ‘Tenya-Chan’ me. You know the rules. You owe me a kiss for breaking a rule. Gimme.”

Iida made grabby hands at (y/n), puckering his lips jokingly. God, he didn’t want to admit it but (y/n’s) sense of humor was rubbing off on him.

(Y/n) snorted at his boyfriends antics, pressing a gentle kiss onto his mouth. “Well-I gotta go, bye bye, Tenya! See you later. Call me, you sexy lamppost.”

(Y/n) timpered off to his classroom, his bad boy attitude returning once he stepped inside. Iida stood there, in utter confusion, before turning around and walking inside his own class.

“Ne ne, Iida, I’ve noticed you’re kinda like...less strict with that 1-B baddie. What’s up?”

Mina followed behind Iida with a curious, shit eating smile on her face.

“Ah. We...became good friends. He’s not as bad as I thought, I suppose.”

Mina looked at Iida unconvinced.

“You know, I saw you and bad boy kissing out there. My god. Iida. You gay liar.”

Iida, along with probably everyone else in class 1-A, collectively choked on air.

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[kingsansa]

I love PP but I need to give some love shade to BS!jon.

Jon saw himself as free spirit for the longest time and b/c he has Sheira and its clear he loves her that doesn't necessarily mean he loves being a dad. Does he love being a dad? Or is he fine with his family being just him and Sheira and now Sansa?

B/c I picture Sansa wanting a fam like her mom and a house but Jon can't clearly provide that financially but is it something he wants , too?

i think he loves being a dad. i think shiera is his best friend. but i also feel like he definitely thinks he’s just barely hanging on sometimes with being a single parent, so i dont think he’s thought about having more kids. i dont think he would be opposed if he found the right person.

and Jon can afford a house, he just maybe can’t afford ROBB’S fancy ass house. he’ll get there one day!