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FOREWARNING FOR GROSS-OUT SKIN CLOSEUP SHIT DON'T YELL AT ME FOR SHOWING YOU has anyone else gotten this really weird phenomenon on youtube. I swear every algorithm on every website is actively and purposely worse now. Where you'll be scrolling through vids after searching for something (I was looking at crochet stuff) and SANDWICHED IN THE MIDDLE OF ACTUAL SEARCH RESULTS... YOU KNOW. LIKE THINGS RELEVANT TO THE KEYWORDS I TYPED
are a couple of completely out of left field SHOCK VALUE VIDS. like to intentionally be alarming. drama vids and things you're enticed to click on bc they're upsetting, and deep deep closeups on zits. what the fuck is going on. Sandwiched between videos about GRANNY SQUARES. crack? is it crack we're smoking????
#are you telling me I can search for crochet patterns and be fed videos of pimple popping and news about anorexic influencers?#THESE ARE NOT ADS!!!! they're just IN THERE. I have ublock I've got all that stuff. these are just completely irrelevant videos#in the search results after I typed like. granny square patterns. or something really basic like that#NASTY shit#and I know it's not the algorithm clocking me bc I can tell when they do that. but I hate hate hate pimple popping videos#so that's not gonna be it.#when mr. algorithm gets me I can smell it. because guess what. nail polish. it's always nail polish.#and I don't watch upsetting shit abt the starvation girl or anything either. and I don't follow drama clickbait channels#WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I.#why did they make me look at this!!!!#sergle.txt#you're not allowed to yell at me btw I gave you a warning. which was more than I got. we're in this together now.#i'm not sure what to tag this as bc if i tag it as body horror then ppl will bark at me bc zits are natural. is it natural to get#a camera this close to big irritated holes and boils on your face. lesions. cysts. is that natural. are we friends#do i need to be close enough to smell you. put my eyes directly into the holes in your face
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don't tell Arthur, but I now have eyes.
#malevolent podcast#arthur lesters ovarian cyst#not so limb posting#malevolent#Or more accurately#I have now one eye
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having surgery for my freaked up ear tomorrow
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you have created this hell and now you'll have to live in it, I'm coming for you next
Coming from arthur lesters ovarian cyst
hi! a few questions
what kind of cyst are you? are you functional (follicular cyst, corpus luteum cyst) or non-functional (teratoma, cystadenoma, endometrioma)?
what the actual fuck does this mean?
#i happen to know a tad about ovarian health#this is more my expertise than arthur’s…other facilities#are you implying that you’re a malignant complex cyst and therefore cancerous?#or are you threatening to burst?#OH maybe you’re saying you’ll cause ovarian torsion?#please elaborate#talk to the (left) hand#masked#limb posting
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It's honestly so crazy that most women I know who have used hormonal contraception at some point are like yeah I begged my doctor to find an alternative because it made me want to kill myself lol . How can we send people to the moon but not think of a better pregnancy prevention method than pills that make you clinically depressed
#my best friend had a massive ovarian cyst rupture in december and has been struggling with severe depressive episodes since she got her iud#& when she asked her gyn she was like ok just cut out all sugar caffeeine alcohol and take supplements and exercise more#it can't POSSIBLY be the iud. the data does not support that.#well i went on google scholar for literally 10 seconds and found a literature review that concludes the exact opposite. how are you licensed#prescribing women the suicide pill on masse without even telling them about the side effects. how is that legal.
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Medical Professionals Stop Assuming Your Patients Are Sexually Active Challenge
#sorry this is very personal but if one more nurse practitioner assumes I'm sexually active I'm going to flip my lid#maybe it's just because I take a hormone control medicine commonly called a birth control?????#but I have been told it's usually used just to control hormones? so idk why you'd have to assume that.#also side note: if you're a virgin and need an ultrasound for something like a cyst or ANYTHING like that. TELL THEM YOU'RE A VIRGIN!#i know it's embarassing but you know what's worse? 'this won't hurt at all' hurting unbearably so because the doctor made an assumption#trust me on this one#personal#okay to reblog#cw medical
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I thought if I came home and immediately got into bed I could salvage something resembling decent sleep before I leave for the airport at 4:30 AM but it turns out that I am still in fact bound by bedtime rules and also being bouyed by excitement at seeing my hometown again so suddenly even just for two days. So I guess I'm here in bed not sleeping.
#Weirdly more efficient to fly back to my old doctor and get these cysts taken out of my head#Chicago Healthcare is... Lacking in my experience. To put it mildly.#My mom tells me now and then that I belong somewhere closer to home where she can help when I need#And whether she means Oklahoma or Georgia the answer is still 'I'm all but illegal there' so#Mundane adventures
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doctor confirmed that 👉 this guy 👈 got pcos and i just got an implant to at the very least get my whacky periods under control and hopefully get them to stop entirely
#i also have thought about how i was cared for today#i go to a free place that has rotating doctors so i didnt see the same one that told me to get a ultrasound of my ovaries + blood test#previous one was a cis woman and she insisted me having multiple cysts on my ovary (that was double in size to the other one) wasnt enough#(for a pcos diagnosis) so she insisted i redo my blood test on the 2nd day of my period#which i didnt realise at the time is dumb as hell cause my periods are so chaotic im not even sure when they start and when they stop#the doc i saw today was a trans doctor (using iel in french! love to see it) and after i explained my situation was like#well theres no point to check your hormones here since we dont have a point of reference#and your ultrasound shows you have multiple cysts in your ovary so thats pcos#then explained to me what that does to your body & all that its not dangerous per say but its good to monitor and take hormones to help#and i said i was already considering the implant to stop my periods and they said that can be arranged today#told me the other alternatives and the risks associated with the implant but tbh my choice was already made#i mean of course idk how much cisness and transness has anything to do with this#but i had seen another cis doctor about my periods being whack when they started being whack#and he did an ultrasound saw nothing and was like “well nothing wrong with you” and that was the end of it#i definitely felt more comfortable and better cared for in the hands of a peer#(also i had to try three pharmacy to get the implant cause the other ones were out of it#walked way more today than planned but good day regardless!)
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cramps for 6 hours straight okay....
#hobbling around like gollum#i don't think this is a cyst bc thats different and more localised. i can only assume the steroids done smth hormonally
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I have either a cyst (acne) or a swollen lymph node right in front of my ear (like where ur jaw/cheek meets ur ear. Right in front of it) and idk which. If it gets worse I’ll go to the doctor I guess
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So my cyst is back and I called my doctor and made an appointment like three weeks out because "it's only the size of a marble right now"
And wouldn't you know, it's tripled in size in that time due to inflammation and whatever other fresh hell is taking place under my skin
This is fucking miserable actually. Bracing myself for another x-hundred dollars in doctor visits (I have insurance but for whatever reason they don't cover this shit 100%) and many uncomfortable conversations with my boss begging to leave early so I can actually see said doctors, and however many weeks of itching and discomfort and drainage that lay ahead of me ✌️
Do not respond to this post that it could be more serious. It's being looked after. However well intended or important you may think it is to say, please just do not encourage my panic to kick on. Thanks for understanding ❤️❤️
#cw medical#cw cyst#no one @ me if it could be something more serious. just don't. im already going to ask my doctor that and i dont want to start panicking ye#its the size of a golf ball now#square in between my shoulder blades#sigh#make it make sense#oh and adderall is out of stock again yay#zet things
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also full offense but why can't skinny people ever shut up about how skinny and tiny and dainty they are
#omg haha im just so small haha...no like im just naturally skinny i guess idk lol SHUT UPPPPP#saw an article about a woman who had a 104lb ovarian cyst and people in the comments were like#omg thats only x lbs more than what i weigh 😱 i know im small for my age teehee but wow!!#like hi. this isnt the time nor place. also shut up#t
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lump in my armpit i've ignored for like a year,,,,, getting an ultrasound on friday 🧍
#saw an NP today and at first she was like 'seems like a cyst' and just suggested I go to a derm for an ultrasound and/or biopsy#but then she felt it some more and couldn't tell if it was movable or not and she said 'you're scaring me now girl' GREAT#so she was like 'let's go ahead and do the ultrasound' so that's happening friday#hmmm :))))))#as for why I just ignored it: too busy (lame excuse but it's true) didn't change size and only every now and then was tender#like when putting on deodorant#but oh boy#health anxiety is going up and down#personal
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its fuckeng terraria time babyyyyyy secret labs ahoyyyyyy <- hasnt even beaten skeletron or the perforator
#i NEED wings so i can remove this fucking horseshoe from my accessories slots.#but the easiest way for me to get those is to beat the perforator hive. last time i went in for it? MIDDLE OF A BLOOD MOON#INFINITELY SMART THINKING OF “OH MORE CYSTS WILL SPAWN SO I HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE TO KILL IT”#i have more of a chance to die too but Whatevs
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i survived!!!!!
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“Umremarkable.” Thank god.
#and in my 1AM research spiral last night i found that no cysts by age 30#means it is almost completely certain i do not have it#‘almost’ of course so the worry will likely live in a corner of my mind until i’m 40#technically mom was diagnosed at 35 so i’ve still got a year before i have a 1-to-1 comparison#and even then it could be slower progression (see: i’ve never smoked/never pregnant/significantly more physically active)#but for now my kidneys are ‘unremarkable’#imaging-wise at least because function-wise they apparently still act like they’re 20#you’d think that knowledge alone would have put me at ease weeks ago#but you see my brain is very unwell and likes to freak out about anything and everything#and is also very good at finding actual scientific literature that says function doesn’t say a whole lot until years down the line
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