#no i wouldn't

[boobachu]

Woulda heet the warning if I knew.

Honestly if you haven’t had your birthday yet this year give it up it’s over

[smak-annihilation]

imagine if in season 2 of Hazbin Hotel Adam comes back as a demon/sinner and when Lute finds out she vows not to use her wings until she gets Adam back into Heaven, I would be so normal about that haha...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: you wwouldn’t know my gf she sells seashells by the seashore.

[calandrinon]

oh no

a popular blogger picked up my captain thunderbolt post and this is what my top posts currently look like

I swear that puișorul was not there yesterday, now everyone is going to see my cum face wait that came out wrong

("what my penis vorbiți frate" is fine, i say that all the time tbh)

[heartfullofleeches]

You need to stop making the absolute worst unhygienic, needy, clingy , disgusting ocs that are so extremely lovable, it's hurting my morals

I would if I could, chief- I would if I could.

[dreamiara]

literally all phil's known for is dying to a baby zombie and being on dream's server. like if that's all i've achieved in my life i would be a miserable petty piece of shit too

[souless-doll]

You certainly were angry if you got self-destructive with it. Which means you care, to an extent. Which I find adorable. However.. You need a healthy outlet to get that out. I don't approve of how you're acting at all. If you can't say it directly to me, then make a vent post. Simply type out your thoughts. That is what helped me out best when I first started changing how I went with things too.

I know you're unable to grow a pair, which is why I said that. Aw, you almost put it together.

And would it kill you to calm down and he nice?

-✝️

#If I died #Id be gone forever #And you'd miss me

You don't approve? Funny, what does your approval have to do with me? A vent post? On here, hell no. My outlet is sticking in a pair of earphones and deafening myself until I'm all good. That's good enough.

Bastard.

The fuck do you mean? I am calm? You're like, the only one I'm not being nice to rn

[gramarobin]

Brings back memories of my 1980's baptist high school experience😑

[brielarsonist]

YEAH

[thewolfisawake]

“If you fall, I’m going to laugh.” Cornelius

"I fall, I'm gonna make sure I fall on you!" Taehyun cried. Unwisely, he decided to look for the other to ensure he knew where to aim. As if to remind him how bad of an idea it was, the frame quivered. Taehyun clung tighter, "your squishy self will make the perfect landing pillow!"

[patbwaifs]

hey procreate why is moving brushes so complicated procreate where did my syrups go

where did they go

on another note syrup is my fave brush for sketches and lines. just look at it!!! it's STARK.

the only thing is that it's really easy to be inconsistent. if you want everything to be sleek, you need to work at it, if you want some texture, same thing. if you (just me?) just go at it, you'll have messy and clean sections. but that being said, it's a really good tool for controlled lines. Just lower the max size a bit so you don't have to be so mindful about the presssure

[dougielombax]

No!

Cannibalism is ghastly, barbarous bullshit.

Plus I’m very particular when it comes to food and human meat is OFF the menu!

Besides you don’t know where that manflesh has been!

It’s too risky and it’s uncivilised.

Even if the person being consumed is willing to do so.

Like this motherfucker (the Dish of the Day!).

It’s still ghastly shit.

I don’t give a DAMN if the meat in question is “ethically sourced”. It’s human flesh!

I suppose he was humanely killed too?

Lightly killed?

Beaten to death quietly with a large hammer perhaps?!

For fuckness’ sake!

“Yes! Let’s eat human flesh! What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!”

Kid Named Prion Disease:

Bottom text.

Fucking hell.

Why though?!

No.

I will not eat human flesh and neither should you!

Nor should anybody!

Perish the thought!

Feel free to reblog. With your own thoughts.

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[plasmalink]

I don't know what came over me to create this

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.

[callieyanderechan]

I feel like I'd thrive in France

[six-of-ravens]

THE VATICAN MADE AN ANIME MASCOT?????