#no i am not high

[astralnymphh]

forced to write modern!ellie

born to write ellie as a Little British Boy in the 1700s scrounging for morsels

[another-little-hippie]

hey guys. im really stupid. my brain had a dumb dumb. i was like “hmm is Jimmy short for something? oh yes: Jimmithe.”

JIMMITHE? the fuck?

[oh-men-of-dark-and-dismal-fate]

I propose a crack!au of The Boy where the doll is a puppet and Brahms is a highly trained ventriloquist/puppeteer, and the fucking doll/puppet just terrorizes Greta and Malcolm by being mischievous, annoying little twat. 

[rielzero]

Oh, btw. I’m a mushroom.

Badum tss

Or am I?

Now that I think about it Entropy is probably aesthetically inspired by Moon Presence. And I’ve never actually played a soulsborne game. (Just watched playthroughs.)

I get derpy when I’m in a good mood, just so you know.

I like eldritch things that aren’t typically big blorbo monsters though. 

[midnightkyte]

fan fiction (by me of my characters)

au where spice cats ginger saffron cayenne paprika cinna form a gay band (NOT A BOY BAND FUCK YOU ONE DIRECTION CISHET WHITE BOY I THE FUCFKB 011743 the co) they are the diff erent roles paprika the heartthrob cinna the kawaii one saffron the emo one cayenne the bad boy (like cascada song) ginger the one who doesnt know what the FUCK hes doing there wh awhgat isssss WHATSSD HAPPEING NOOOOOOOOOOO so it is a gay band very homo aquired one million queer fans finally………..the mission. it is complete. its time to destroy capitalism. “CAYENNE THATS A GRENADE” cinna pleads to no avail (she is a pacifist like undertale. meanwhile cayenne is on genocide run and the world is his undertale). BOOOOMFHGKDH CAPITALISM DIED. AAAAAA “lmao it’s chill capitalism sucked anyways,” says saffron. “homeade bong im 14,” paprika agrees with a wise nod of their head. “fine…. we can destroy the government but let me neko neko ni first!! :3” cinna giggles. the band seemed to be in agreement until…..GINGER PUNCHED CAYENE???? OMG!!! BETRAYAL!!! cayenne falls to the ground, blood dripping from his nostril. was ginger…… a capitalist?? How could he betray them!! saffron stares at their best friend in betrayal, awayting answer. “ginger… are you an animal i have beccome by 3 days grass?” ginger chuckles nervously. “lol nah actually i have autism and i stim by punching things. when cayenne is dumb i stim all over him.” oh!! ok!! a relief flood over the room saffron paprika cinna (cats) embrace ginger (cat) while cayenne (cat) gazes off into the distance. “brock olbama and the chaos emrolds.” he says darkly. this was true, they all knew it. each and every spice cat knew it. but they would face it another day. Papriksa interrupted “stfu cayenne lets sing bad romance by lady gaga.” OMG!!! CAYENNE STANNED LADY GAGA!! HE GOT ANIME EYES AND SAID “YAS QUEEN!!!!!” they all loved lady gags their favorites bad romance (hot) born this way (gay) and poker face (cant read my). ggggggg good game good game saffron wins world series cinna wins world cup paprika wins nba cayenne wins super bowl ginger wins PISTON CUP???? GINGER WINS PISTON CUP!!!!! vrrr vrrrrr vvrrrrr certified lightning mcqueen moment goin down to southwest missori state university WHAT the fuck!!! its my state (misery)!!! an ad atarts to play to advertise collage. i shit the ad with a gun. anyways. not even a distant land we stuck on a whole different planet no peace looking at the sky troubles always all around so we st. SOOO THE SPICE CATS ARE GAYYY AND THEY ARE SINGINGGG AND THEY ARE STRONGER THAN YOU (copyright by ganret steven unibrow). gay gay homosexual gay trans OH NO LOOK OUT SPICE CATS ITS A NUCLEAR WARHEAD!! OH SHIT THEY HAVE AIRPODS IN THEY CANT HEAR US!!! BOOOMMMKGHDKDHS. they died. thanks for reading my fan fiction be sure to like and subscribe and file your fafsa or gibby (icarly) will file for your funeral. goodbye.

[doodlebugreturns]

Party Rock Anthem

On a church organ.

[asleepinawell]

let's fucking gooooooo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whatever the result is, I will attempt to recreate it as a drawing!

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[marimbles]

Halloween comic two weeks late bc i will never let tamadrien die

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[t-hirstreview]

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[spinaholi]

sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:

the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth

the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck

the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger

a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist

sexy pirate

[noctilin]

could we kiss and perhaps… fall in love…? haha just kidding… unless…? 😳

available for preorder as charms, standees and stickers until nov 1~

[romaencepardner]

Saint Applebees, champion of Cassandra, and Sir Applebees, Knight of Cassandra.

(please pick this future Bucky, it's the one with better friends and a sick mullet)