#no brain cells here

[chaserainbows]

📜haruka and falkner :3

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.

Falkner: This is a mistake Haruka, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Falkner: But not today Haruka, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Haruka: Falkner was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Falkner: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Haruka: Falkner, you ate a chair.

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Haruka: I'm incredibly fast at math. Falkner: Alright, what's 30x17? Haruka: 47 Falkner: That's not even close. Haruka: But it was fast.

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Falkner, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Haruka: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Falkner: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Haruka: Anything, honestly, but tall women especially Falkner, desperately, as Haruka bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Haruka: Oh! B positive. Falkner: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Haruka:

[aspicykazoo]

mad embarrassing not realizing my asks weren’t even on ahkshss-

[lordforehead]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpeLhKN/

Please watch me dance as my last brain cell varnishes during my open to close shift.

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.

Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.

Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.

Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.

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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.

He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.

Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.

They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.

"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.

Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.

The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.

"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.

"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."

"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"

"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."

"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"

"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."

"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.

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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.

Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.

And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.

Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.

But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.

The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.

[cuephrase]

Young Justice (2019) #6

[chilipepperconverse]

i am once again making king ohger memes

(insp)

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 5: Disguise

[canisalbus]

OH MY GOD i was listening to I'm Your Man by Mitski and i thought, wow, this is kind of vaschete coded. AND THEN THAT LINE! THAT YOU PUT AS A CAPTION TO ONE OF YOUR PIECES! that was a canon confirmation jumpscare if i have ever seen one

!!!

[cobaltfluff]

bilingual struggles

(sorry this is super long)

[hazzabeast]

Hi I really love my cat and take a lot of photos her (over 600 in under 4 months to be exact), so she gets her own blog

These are the first photos I saw of her, it was love at first sight 🫶

05/01/2024

[lionfission]

Some things don't change too much ig

[rxnefairs]

THE PANIC IN HER EYES IS SENDING ME

[umboloae]

I wanted to draw a comic about them and saw this post down here made by @railmeharrypotter so, yeah! That's the result ❤️

[stormoflina]

zero thoughts 💭

[emberfaye]

No I do not want opposites attract I want them to be thisforthis

"Possessive and permissive" no I want possessive4possessive

"Whatever your soul is made of mine is the same" cool we have two unhinged lil freaks here that were all alone in the world until they met and now they have someone who doesn't just indulge or allow their behavior, they actively are caught in a feedback loop (positive and negative baybay)