#nnnnNNOOOOOOO

[wackymaci]

HELP MAMA’S BOY DOMINIC FIKE COMING ON WHILE IM WRITIJG ABOUT ORIGIMEL KILLING TORY’S MOM?!?!?!?! THAT IS A LITERAL CRIME

[apollotronica]

💥💥💥💥 ive exploded him NO MORE POEEE

0what the .... no .... NO....

NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭

[toastabi]

my mom’s making me wear jeans

[thisnameisnotspokenfor]

I call this piece: One Week In. Cepheus is certainly making an impression in their household.

Tomas, hearing Asha crying upstairs for the fourth day in a row: "Please, take him back!"

The stars: "Lol, no."

I'm sure he'll grow on all of them eventually. xD Wait... does this count as him 'technically' hurting his wisher? Oops. I'm sure it's fine. >.>

It's currently 3am for me. I spent the entire six hours drawing this replaying Operator (The Ready Set), multiple Bad Apple meme mash-ups, the entirety of Barbie's 'The Princess and the Pauper' soundtrack, Wonderland (Natalia Kills), and then the Zelda: Spirit Tracks OST. It was a blast.

CEPHEUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NNNNNNOOOOOOO WHAT WAS THE REASON- (why are they still so cute tho???? XD))

((The stars tell Tomas "no" while sliding him an extra $800,000 to keep Ceph for another day- yeah those stars are RICH RICH))

I can also imagine Sakina and Asha's grandma not being too happy with this either lol (stop making her baby cry Ceph!) Sabino is the only one rolling with it atm.

Also for the no hurt rule...well...if he heals her super quickly I'm sure he can get away with it (just this once) he's lucky he didn't try this with the main timeline Asha- who'd ROCK him if he did something like that ToT (she's still got that catapult in cold storage)

That's a crazy soundtrack list XD the only barbie movie's soundtrack I've ever listened to was like Swan Lake (love that soundtrack)

[orangespottedgiraffe]

Nnnnooooooooooo

Not her snitching on her sister like that

After all she did and then to be like she was dancing with him

I would’ve beat her ass after I got out that room

Also I’m not done yet

Not her choosing a man over her own sister her own mortal sister literal twin sister what

[kingsmoot]

btw in sam's chapter when all the boys are like dying of exposure and starvation and are all like "i miss our good friend buddy jon snow i'm so sad that he's dead" and you're like banging on the other side of the narrative like NNNNNNOOOOOOO NO N ON O NN O NO NO NO YOU'LL GET TO SEE HIM AGAIN HE'S LITERALLY DOING SOOOO GOOD RN :( HE HAS A GF

[magicalgardenofhypnosis]

Family Renovations Part 1

CEO Mark Lily is a foolish prick who calls me into his office slamming his fist onto his desk with attitude.

I can see the rage in his eyes my part petty much sick falling apart and nobody cares at this point.

What do you think about my state of mind at this point? I am about to lose it with the way people are treating.

I had more then enough of this hot bullshit taking a sip of my mug he stares at me in disgust.

He gets up stomping over to me with this shall we say over manly aggressiveness

making me sick.

I knew nows my chance approaching his desk as he closes the door pouring what is left of my experiment into his cup.

He props back into his over priced deluxe chair propelling it upwards to face only me in excitement.

He takes a sip from his mug his face begins to change a big slowly it stirs his body is shaking.

He goes into total convulsions finishing the mug up falling backwards onto his back as he slurs and his eyes close.

“Listen to me carefully Mr. Lily”

“Yyyyeeeessss”

“You will obey me”

“You will submit to me”

“You will be mine”

“You exist for my life”

“Serve me as I please”

“Be at my will”

“I am all that matters”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Will you make the announcement to all of yours sons?”

“Yes Sire, I sent a text already”

“Here comes my eldest Luke”

“He looks hot”

“He is a dumbfuck”

“I can see it”

“Let him in”

“Yes sire”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“What do you want?”

“Is that how you speak to you dad?”

“Fuck you!”

“Son zip your mouth”

“What?”

“Gag him”

“Give me a sip”

“Mmmmm…he likes it”

“Force it down your throat”

“Master Lawrence, my second is on his way”

“What fucker?”

“Break him”

“Yes sire”

“With pleasure”

“No better thought”

“I love you”

“We love you”

“Smack him”

“Bring him to me”

“Let us kiss”

“You will fall to me”

“Nnnnnnooooooo”

“Release me”

“Let me go”

“Oh God!”

“I can’t fight you”

“I love you too “

Twins Trevor and Steve are the last to succumb to my will after their father meets them in the lobby of the building.

“Hey boys”

“Dad”

“Dad”

“Drink this”

“What the hell?”

“Drink it now”

“Yes Master”

“Bitch come here”

“Dad”

“STOP!”

“Hold his nose”

“Yes”

“Mmmmmm”

“Taste so good”

“I love it”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Yes Master

The end

[rockman-x]

nnnnnnooooooo not zacharie my friend zacharie my pal zacharie my buddy zacharie 😔

oh well, it's just a statue

YIPPIEEEEEE

[waytoobsessed]

WELCOME AUSTRALIANS

WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM?.

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

Surprised that you like the Great Race, lol. A lot of people in the fandom don’t like it.

I’m def a big fan of the Locomotive Olympics thing — that seems genuinely cool.

The Great Race has its problems lol... a lot of them. I'm not denying it. But the songs are bangers, the Fat Controller being harried by the antics of all the engines as they beg to be chosen is funny af, the group-y dynamics are pretty interesting, Diesel is adorable in his half-pint villainry, the Locomotive Olympics was a neat concept, Gordon was a bloody legend as he sang "The Shooting Star Is Coming Through" (the suspense! the drama!! the way he was smoking the rest of them!!!), the theatrics and "special effects" type stuff was a proper spectacle, that signalman deserves all the payraises...

I think even Ashima (her whole plotline was clearly the worst-handled element of the whole thing) Deserved Better™. The writers did her dirty. In fact she was a flop of a concept and there was no way to do her well. But? The part in their song when Thomas, with the world's biggest pout, is literally disparaging every aspect of himself ("Every bit of me is short and stumpy/My funnel and my boiler and my dome"—better classic-series nostalgia than the entirety of The Adventure Begins if you ask me!) and Ashima assures him that "if you ask me, you're completely ✨ bona-fidey ✨"?

I double over laughing.

Nnnnnnooooooo! Girrrrrlll, stand UP.

[devlin-afton]

*screeching* nnnnnnooooooo!!!!!

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[sleepyking]

Me and my mom may or may not have just had a fifteen minute long conversation talking in weird highpitched voices and pretending to be each other

Some bits:

“WHERES DAD??” “OFF TO GET MILK FROM ALL THE STORES”

“WHICH BROTHER?” “EEEEEXACTLY”

CW: Cannibalism mentions under the cut

“CANNIBALISM, ITS NOT A CHOICE, ITS A LIFESTYLE”

“ARE WE GOOD CANNIBALS??” “..WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOD CANNIBAL???” “YKNOW, THE ONES THAT DONT HURT PEOPLE?” “…NO, WE ONLY EAT BE MURDERED HUMANS”

“WAIT DAD’S DEAD?? OOOOOH NNNOOOOOOO YOU SAID HE WAS JUST GETTING MILK?? OOOOOOOHHHHHH NNNNNNOOOOOOO” “ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH-” “OOOOOOHHHHH NOOOO-OH”

“BE CAREFUL” “PFFF HAVE YOU M E T ME?? IM NEVER CAREFUL”

Have I mentioned that we’re professional comedians and do this all the time

[kmp78]

„He was hoping for max 25“…😂😂😂😡

Please let's be realistic...55 🤔🤭😭

Nnnnnnooooooo... 😭

[youareanidiot-org]

Zim?

nnnnnnooooooo

no i havent

i feellikehedexplodeifisaidthat tohim

[suspiciously-human-sized-horse]

NNNNNNOOOOOOO

Please blend @i-am-a-fish from Tumblr!

@i-am-a-fish from Tumblr is being blended!!

You cannot save her.

[pixlokita]

Me trying to read the sonic archie comics: