Wednesday, 7:42 PM, Saelim household, Tomarang
Ramphai: Oh, my Nidnok! You finally came over. My friends’ sons go see their moms more often than you come see me and you live next door!
Niran: You know you could come over to our house if you want to see me so badly.
Ramphai: Alright Niran, I’m just messing around.
Niran: I know. I’m here to tell you Jamilah had our second baby. Courage-John.
Ramphai: You guys sure are popping them out quickly! Congratulations! I’ll come to see him soon.
Niran: Yes. We’re very blessed. Jamilah wants as many kids as God sees fit so hopefully there’s more to come.
Ramphai: More power to her. 2 times being pregnant was more than enough for me. I have no clue how she would want to keep going.
Arun: Because she’s batshit.
Niran: Excuse me?
Arun: You heard me. Your wife is batshit crazy. You stuck your dick in crazy. She’s hot but not hot enough to put up with.
Niran: Well that’s hardly appropriate.
Ramphai: Arun, close the fridge. But, Nidnok, I hate to say this but Jamilah is a tad much. She saw me outside leaving offerings on my altar and chewed me out about it. I came back about 10 minutes later and the fruits were gone and the incense was on the ground. I’ve always been respectful of you guys’s religion but she will never do the same for us.
Niran: I didn’t come here for you guys to say falsehoods about my wife.
Arun: Nah, we’re not lying. That girl ain’t right.
Niran: AT LEAST I HAVE A WIFE!
*awkward silence*
Arun: Yo, what the fu—
Ramphai: Good night Niran! I’ll come see the baby in the morning.
Niran: Lovely. I’ll have Jamilah make you tea.
Ramphai: No, no… that’s alright. No need to stress her out.
Niran: Right, then. I’ll head out. Good night.
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