#nicehole

[biglockdaddy]

I can see into your soul... lol. Almost there... #v6charger #mopar #moparchargerv6 #timingbelt #moparornocar #waterpump #nicehole #dodgecharger #dodgechargersxt #diy #biglockdaddysgarage (at Four Corners, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/CK7eJLpFZU8/?igshid=o6nl8g13wr7c

[hydrospanners]

I wasn’t tagged to answer these questions but I am keyed up and love to talk about myself so I am DOING IT. 

Age: 28

Birthplace: Kentucky

Current time: 5:36 am

Drink you last had: Drinking coffee as I type. (See above answer.)

Easiest Person(s) to talk to: @hydrospanners. She’s a dumbass bastard but she gets me.

Grossest Memory: Probably the time in my teens when I went through the drive thru at Fazoli’s to get a lasagna to smuggle into the movie theatre and they accidentally gave me two lasagnas so I put the spare lasagna in the floorboard of the backseat of my car while I watched a movie but then I forgot about it and I don’t have a sense of smell so I didn’t know it was back there, transforming in the summer heat into something horrible and unrecognizable, something you would never suspect was once food. I did not rediscover this shit until almost Thanksgiving, and I’m pretty sure it was like June or July when I forgot about it. Anyway it was gross. Fascinating, but gross. Also, like, changing my little brothers’ diapers was Always Bad. Or cleaning up my step-sister’s cat’s revenge shits when she wouldn’t take care of it.

Favorite songs: There is no good way to answer this question without linking my entire Spotify library, so let’s just say I’m a basic bitch who has never not enjoyed Stubborn Love by The Lumineers and though I have not listened to it since 2010, I still feel that Sympathy for the Martyr by Straylight Run is a personal attack on me personally.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff. 

Middle Name: Nichole (I was just scrolling back up quickly and I thought I typed Nicehole which is hilarious and I wish I had but now I am staring at my own name wondering if this is really how it’s spelled and honestly fam I can’t say without my birth certificate whether this is right or not.)

In love: With myself I’m amazing

Number of Siblings: Depends on how many kids my dad’s current wife has. I have 1 brother with the same parents, 2 half-brothers, and 2 step-sisters. I also have 2 ex-step-brothers out there somewhere that I talk to about as often as my actual brother so it feels wrong not to include them.

Question(s) I’m asked the most: “Hey Sam, can you order a _________?” I am the designated internet orderer for my entire family and also at work.

Song last Sung: Rain Don’t Come by Heffron Drive on my way to work this morning.

Time you woke up today: 3:00AM, as per usual.

Underwear color: Somewhere between pomegranate and plum.

Worst Habit: My inability to finish things but I am working on that.Improvements are being made.

X-rays: Never had them but have always wondered if Superman’s X-Ray vision made the people around him sick.

Favorite Food: Any food I don’t have to make myself or clean up after. Most partial to spice cake and lasagna. Ideally not at the same time but I’m not picky.

Zodiac: astrology is bunk (i’m keeping @servantofclio‘s answer cause it’s the correct one, but also stating libra for posterity)

I am gonna tag some people but feel free to ignore the shit out of this @meonlyred, @elementa1st, @hoiist, @greyias, @xwingpilot (miss u!!!), @paragonbroscaa, @janiemcpants, and literally anyone else who wants to do this. Follow my example and don’t wait to be tagged. Be the tag you want to see on your dash.

[c0untrymusicjesus]

#nicehole

[icantcomeupwithafuckingusername]

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While I doubt anyone will ever read this, there’s always the off-chance that someone reblogs it and I become an internet sensation. So, in an effort to protect the assholes (and niceholes) in these stories I am going to change names. I realize that this is largely unnecessary but I will do it anyway.

So here it is, story one of infinity.

There are 3 things you need to know about me for this story:

1. I only truly like maybe 5 people

2. I will protect them with my life

3. I am ALWAYS good for chicken nugs

So flashback to summer 2016, I graduate from year 11 (I’m in a British school), get in trouble for taking a (hilarious) picture in the boys toilet where it looks like I’m peeing in the urinal and leave school because I don’t want to deal with that shit.

I move to a new school with my best friend, and a few other good friends (some of whom turned out to be hoes but that’s a different story) and start my new life.

Everything’s going well, I’m getting a lot more attention from boys than I’m used to (not that it was a good thing bc they were all gross) and we make new friends. “friends”. 

SO my friend (actual friend), let’s call her 50cent, gets close to a guy we’ll call niceguy. Now much like modern “nice guys” this dude thinks he’s some hot shit who treats girls like princesses and doesn’t get the attention he feels entitled to. 

50cent and niceguy started becoming really close and now they even call themselves best friends. But early on, something happened that we all saw coming. 50cent started liking niceguy. We all told her. Literally everyone saw it. And one day she finally accepted it and decided to tell him. When she did though, he reacted - scratch that - he didn’t react at all. Just pretended like nothing happened. What a dick.

That was in summer 2017. Fast forward to November. Niceguy and 50cent are back on good terms and all seems well. I start talking to niceguy more because we’re stuck taking the metro home together. It finally seems like there’s one guy who I can actually be platonic with. I was hopeful. But obviously life was like nvm.

Niceguy liked me and it was too late. Admitted, I should’ve seen it coming. We talked really late at night and he would compliment me like crazy (especially finding my love of nugs cute for some reason). He told 50cent (which was like wtf, I know you’re best friends but wtf she used to like you asshole). After that I stopped talking to niceguy. He just wasn’t worth it. And also like way too short for me.

Niceguy now regrets his decision to come out with his (obviously superficial) feelings but I just can’t find it in me to give a shit. 

To me he’s another one of those guys now.

-fin-

[wyrmguardsecrets]

me, one of the greatest blood knights in the hole wurl: will frickle frackle a succubi in the nicehole

[the-firebird69]

Bg not Veep

Right. Saw him and his hole

Ok. A nice hole

Nicehole

Zues

Wat r these aholes doing proving it's there ok lol you work for us now ok lol.

Bg is Japans president. Missing from accross the street so is the Mac who was on pickers

Thor

[seattlereddit]

For the Seattle Niceholes. Just cuz I'm a bike, doesnt mean you stop in the middle of the roundabout.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/czfln7/for_the_seattle_niceholes_just_cuz_im_a_bike/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[chandarchandar]

I'm loving this new little steel countersink bit. That's one good looking 1/2" hole in this here stainless steel thermos. #nicehole #drillbabydrill #propmaster

[jakeblacksmith]

More shapes with @kevzb7... we've noodled out three sculptural experiments on making holes in two days. It's been a blast. #assymetrical#nicehole#saidthebishoptotheactress#forged#sexyiron

[captaincoles]

H O L E #hole #faceinhole #facethroughhole #nicehole (at Brighton Pier And Beach)

[lastnamephotography]

Girl, I like your crevice

[tirasleen]

A freind of ours just put up a compilation to help out a young man's family whose mom is battling breast cancer and can't afford the payments.  Seriously every dollar helps.  You'll get our track "Viva Pangea" as well as tracks from our buds in False Tongues, Dying Whale, & sinaivessel!

Good tunes for a good cause!

[cbbags-blog]

#cornhole #cornholebags #cbbags #nicehole #cornholebuilders

[just-keep-swimming-up]

You make a better door than a window babe ... #betterdoorthanawindow #mooove #dork #xbox #xboxone #kinect #nicehole #holyshirt #ihatethattank #stillloveem

[wildiowa]

Bloody Run near McGregor

[wildiowa]

Fountain Springs