#nct xuxi texts

[yoongilon]

Lobster | Lucas

[what-if-nct]

Xiaojun: Can I have a cookie?

Yangyang: *licks all of the Oreos in the pack* Yeah you can have one.

Xiaojun: Nevermind.

Hendery: Ooh cookies.

Xiaojun: Hendery, no Yangyang licked those.

Hendery: You eat food out of Bella's mouth what's the difference?

Kun: Xiaojun, ew don't do that.

Xiaojun: Yangyang drinks water out of the cats bowl.

Kun: I need you guys to eat like normal people. Lucas do not eat that cookie out of Hendery's mouth.

Lucas: It's how we share all of our food.

Kun: It's like having nine pets.

Yangyang: Meow!

[jungsungchans]

yukhei: so let me tell you guys about this crazy dream i just had!!! :D wayv: :)c

[doeilovr]

NCT U Boss Unit texting you during class

[kazuha-pista-badam]

Lucas: You know how I roll. And I’m not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

[asstheticnct]

Xiaojun: it’s good to have friends who check up on you

Lucas: are you okay?

Xiaojun: no

Lucas: ok cool just checking

[key201303]

Lucas' POV

-'s POV

(Y/N)'S POV

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Pairing: WayV (lucas) x fem!reader

Genre: comedy, fluff, social media AU (based on the game "Mystic Messenger")

Plot: Finding a random message in your inbox from a stranger with a password to enter a groupchat with 7 boys wasn't the best plan for spending the beginning of the year. Although it wasn't your favorite plan, you will soon fall for these 7 boys and won't be able to reject their offer of helping them to hold a party and meet them face to face.

Warnings: mentions of cheating, suggestive content, slight angst

[ego-like-sandwich]

Jisung: I used to fear tall people when I was younger but when I became one... i found out there is nothing to fear about them

[NCT in the background]

Lucas: guys I got a cloth hanger stuck to my nose...again

Johnny: Jaehyun come here my boy let me touch those cute little dimples

Jaehyun: get off me Johnny

Sungchan: hey guys I made brownies!

Jungwoo: I want to kiss Jahyun's dimples too- oh, brownies! I love brownies, give them to me

Winwin: *using his cellphone but is cute anyways*

[nishimuriki]

Hendery, Yang Yang and Lucas: *In the kitchen, staring at the microwave*

Kun: *Gets home, notices them* What are you guys doing?

Yang Yang: Hendery had an idea

Kun: Uh oh. Might I ask what this idea was?

Lucas: He thinks microwaving the TV remote will give it magical powers so we can travel through time using the fast forward and rewind buttons

Hendery: We haven't found the right time yet, but we're close. I can feel it

Kun: no, nO, NO

[correct-neo]

Lucas, watching his cookie fall in the cup of milk: c-come back, c-come back!

WayV:

[urbehaviourissough]

At the Aquarium

Lucas: I'm an expert at identifying fish.

Taeyong: Okay, what about that one swimming over there?

Lucas: Yup, that's a fish.

[moon-sun-kun]

|WayV - All of them| Boyfriend! Way V takes care of you in that time of the month.

[what-if-nct]

Kun: When I look at Yangyang I'm happy we don't live on a farm in Texas.

Xiaojun: Why?

Kun: If we did he'd put monster truck tires on a tractor and torment the chickens.

Yangyang: I can put monster truck tires on a tractor?! I....uh have something to do. I'll be back.

Lucas: What about me?

Kun: You'd be great at farm work but all the near by girls would sit around and watch you cause you would never wear a shirt.

Lucas: Okay but can I ride a cow?

Kun: You can ride a horse.

Lucas: Close enough.

[neosexual]

lucas: why don't you trust me so much?

renjun: your existence is like 100% scam and fraud.

[cocobeanncteez]

NCT Reactions- “Would you still date me if I was a worm?” (Part 2: Jaehyun-Hendery) [Text Version]

[in-correct]

[On a date]

Waiter: wine?

Jungwoo: I'm sorry, I don't drink

Waiter: water?

Lucas: he said he doesn't drink, pal