#my persona is dumb af and it perfectly represents who i am hAHAHAHAH

[throwaway-yandere]

You know what, I think purple friend is better. Imagine if you ate a whole bulb of garlic instead, white friend wouldn't really sit wellPFFT

*snaps fingers* I forgot I sent that sketch, I was so focused on my wife's birthday - OMAYGHAD I'M SO SORRY IT LOOKS SHIT I HAVEN'T DRAWN IN A YEAR ALDHEOELWND BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OUT OF RICE, YOU JUST BOUGHT SOME DAYS AGO

Wait yes sorry it looks horrible, I also should have asked first so I would know how much gender envy you wanted pfft - why are we investing our stocks on the man we want dead? - looking at your persona just mad me notice the really cool second set of eyes detail! Anyways that was fun, I die everytime I remember it

Wish ko-fi had Gcash connected so I can make you eat more onions too, it's healthy for you! Stop rEMOVING IT FROM YOUR PLATE, WHAT ABOUT ONION RINGS HUH

heck yeah!!! so cool that someone noticed that i have two pairs of eyes lololol (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)!!!! My train of thought when creating the internet persona was

"It needs to have glasses and it has to look androgynous as much as possible just like irl me... It's supposed to be a reflection of myself so how do I make this persona look as dumb as I am... I'm dumb af, even if I have two pairs of eyes I still wouldn't see any red flags that's why I'm running a yandere blog– oH LET'S MAKE THEM HAVE RED GLASSES SO THEY WOULDN'T NOTICE ANY RED FLAGS HAHAH–"

Honestly... I have no idea why I'm investing in this company– probably just for Alice lmao other than that I don't want wanna beef with Alhaitham everyday–

AND HEY HOW DARE YOU YOUR DRAWING IS GREAT:

ajdjaoa also pls good lord don't send me anything unless i could pay it back ysiakdkwoaoa aND NO I WON'T EVER STOP REMOVING THE ONIONS– onion rings and garlic bread are gucci tho– bUT OTHER THAN THAT NO I REFUSE–

Edit: ALSO SHT FORGOT TO MENTION: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR WIFE BY THE WAY 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐