#my mom also got me a sick little crayola video game and my grandma gave me a Dalmatian beanie baby thing
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today marks 19 years and 3 days since my dad got pussy so good it killed him 😎
party on, old man.
#this is true by the way#at least#he and my mom fucked nasty and he died of a heart attack 3 days later#it’s also 19 years minus 5 days since the worst birthday of my life#‘happy 5th birthday kid. your gift? dead dad’#my mom also got me a sick little crayola video game and my grandma gave me a Dalmatian beanie baby thing#didn’t really make up for the dead dad thing but that’s kind of a given#also I promise I’ll be less depressing tomorrow probably
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