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rogue-storm · 1 month ago

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The only good Zelink headcanon I've ever come up with is Link doesn't use petnames/affectionate nicknames and instead just calls her Zelda bc previously the only thing he could call her is "Princess" or "Her Royal Highness" since forever BUT Zelda calls him only The Most Embarrassing nicknames bc a) she loves to fluster her boy and b) she's always been able to say his name

#do you see my vision?#Zelda: Hello my most beloved husband my treasured honeycakes. Dearest sugarbuns. Schnookums. Hey hot stuff I like your hot stuff. etc etc #Link (red as a tomato): Good morning Zelda #it's like that one post i regrettably cant find rn #zelink #zelink headcanon #the legend of zelda #botw #the legend of zelda breath of the wild

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aziraphalalala · 1 year ago

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Aziraphale has the softest hips. Hips to grab. Hips for miles, connected to thighs that are plump and muscular. Crowley wants to bite them, which is why he always seems slightly distracted in the angel's company.

#so i was betaing someone's fic and my brain went to this #and then i thought that it would be a fantastic idea to post it on this hellsite #brain city that's me #i hope you were looking for hot angel stuff #cause i just baked some and serve it fresh and steaming #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziracrow #crowley #crowley x aziraphale

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linkedin-offficial · 1 year ago

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i like to think im funny

love these critters!

(pawno and dorothy belong to @s0ckh3adstudios and @faceeeeee respectfully)

#little extra thing : pawno is timed to “tako luka maguro fever” :3 #loved drawing them so bad !!!!!!#me and pawno sword buddies #meanwhile ...... dorothy is being chewed by the husband #so sorry dear</3 #the amazing digital circus #tadc oc #tadc dorothy #tadc pawno #back 2 my regular posting schedule soon i just had so much fun with these sorry #ive wanted to draw them for a hot minute #:3 #also fr stuff soon i prommy #...soon

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nervousnicointhesoil · 1 year ago

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me after reading everything on ao3 that has to do with blue eye samurai :

#I NEED MORE #WHERE T HE FUCK IS THE X READER STUFF??#im BEGGING I NEED SOMETHING PLEASDE #blue eye samurai #mizu my hot n beautiful wife husband #mizu #live laugh love mizu

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reyy-chanx · 7 months ago

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AAAA THE BRAINROT FOR THIS MAN 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ he's so fine i cANNOT-

#finally had time to draw husband #and yes this is based off of the dvd cover !! BECAUSE HE'S SO HOT IN IT #i love him so much #i miss him everyday #really liked how this turned out too since I haven't made personal stuff in a hot minute #my rendering has changed yet again as well haha #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk nanami #jjk nanami kento #jujutsu kaisen nanami kento #nanami kento #nanami kento fanart #jjk fanart

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citrus-soda · 6 months ago

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Hallikka's NOT beating the frogkisser allegations.

#orikero #oc Neneki #oc Hallikka #hallineki #myart #its been a hot min since i posted any of my orikero stuff on here. Halli (big bee lady) is married to Neneki (the keronian)#she is not normal about small husband

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pupkou · 6 months ago

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i love how when customers need something they just stand 5 feet away and stare at me and don’t say a word it’s a very good way of communicating what they’re looking for and needing from me

#the boomer today standing at the door of the fitting room and just pointing at it so i went ‘someone’s in there’ and so she knocked on it #and the lady inside went ‘just a minute!’ and the boomer knocked again and stood there impatiently while the lady tried on her stuff #and then the boomer left all the clothes she tried on inside out and just threw them on my table rather than handing them to me or putting #them on the rack or anything like okay? and her and her husband were just staring at me as i was doing stuff so i left the area and they #both scoffed and started talking quietly. i do not care if you are inconvenienced if you can’t show me basic politeness and respect #i don’t care if that lady takes 3000 years because you threw your inside out tried on clothes on my table and refused to communicate like #a normal person #or the lady today asking if we had more of something in the back . . . to be so fr i walked back there and stood in the freezer for a #minute because it was hot in store. and then i came back to her and said yeah we don’t have any #knight rambles

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mr-orion · 3 months ago

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*Whispering to myself as I look at the humanoid bug alien that I would consider sexy that is not bug or alien enough*

"Now what would a FREAK want to fuck?"

#characterdesign #help #I want my bug husband to look strange but not too weird that I wouldnt consider him hot stuff anymore #yknow??

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darkmothsy · 1 year ago

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Twas a good day

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ceruleanfuckup · 2 years ago

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So I had a fantastic date tonight.

#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice #he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot #he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same #he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me #he has dice tattoos #he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it #we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice #and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺#he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn #and i got SO EXCITED #i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well #he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to #i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it #my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons #and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me #I've been craving that for so long #I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date #we're going to be talking a lot #I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care #and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it #but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something #and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone #to get excited with me about things #hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him.#just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long #personal #edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym #but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after.#if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities #he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways

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sleepy-boything-shit · 7 months ago

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oh my fucking god i literally forgot tumblr existed and ive come back to say some shit ig

guys VAMPIRES. GHOSTS. UGHHHHH im literally so sad that supernatural creatures dont fucking exist like what the hell what do you mean that there isnt a translucent floating dead person/soul haunting my house. what do you fucking mean there arent blood-sucking pale humanoid fanged creatures who live in abandoned mansions in forests.

i found these on pintrest!! not sure who the art belong to, but they belong to their respective artists. not mine!

ALSO SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THE FUCK THIS WOMAN IS I WANNA KNOW IS SHE FROM A SHOW OR SMTH IM SO FUCKING UGHHH

#idk who she is but id sacrifice my life for this woman #STEP ON ME?? (respectfully)#i remember having an argument with a friend about who fucking corpse husband should step on between the two of us #because we both agreed on the fact that hes literally like so fucking hot #this was in sixth grade ok idk tf was wrong with me #vampire #ghosts #supernatural stuff #supernatural #supernatural shit #cool stuff #i think im going insane

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widevibratobitch · 8 months ago

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#im so tired of this lalalalalalalalaa #something is Wrong lol #i really need this therapy on wednesday but guess WHAT im not going. im going to a funeral instead 🤡#and ill be singing in that stupid fucking church because have to but i dont fucking wanna i hate doing it and i hate churches #all i feel rn is the overwhelming urge to selfdestruct and like obv im not gonna kms now #but im so fucking angry that im not even *allowed* to do that anymore. like it was such a comfort all this time to know that i can just Quit #and now i cant because guess what someone has to take care of my mother 🫠 and im so fucking tired of being someone people depend on #to handle THEIR feelings and THEIR emotions and just take it all with humility and acceptance and kindness and never snap and bite back #like i dont WANNA hear about your dead husband i dont wanna hear about your stupid fucking boyfriend #i dont wanna hear about the new guy/girl who's hitting on you because you're so hot and perfect #i dont wanna be responsible for how people feel. i should just shut up and take it and be humble and never ask or expect anything back #but when is it MY turn to call at 1 am crying about how im tired and want to kms #or to start expecting shit of people and allow myself to get properly angry at them for not meeting those expectations #or to braggingly 'complain' about something the other person clearly lacks without any consideration for their feelings #or to just openly cry and say deeply personal shit without any filter not caring if that other person is clearly uncomfortable af #because *i* need it right now and i need someone to listen and let them worry about how to even respond to that stuff #im just so tired of people expecting shit of me im tired of being made responsible even tho i clearly cannot handle that responsibility #i wanna be mean i wanna snap and get angry and openly say that i dont give a shit and am tired and cant listen to this rn #but i cant because i have to be a motherfucking mother theresa and never dare to demand something for myself #and idk where that comes from. idk if it's coming from the fanatic catholicism of my childhood or my mother or just from myself and idc #i just feel so horrible and guilty and wrong for wanting anything for myself #and it once again feels like im making myself the victim and the tortured martyr here when i should just shut up and take it #i just wanna lie down and die and not care about who'll get angry or judge or blame me for it im tired and i dont know what to do #i want someone to take care of ME and reassure ME and make ME feel like i matter and that they really will help me if i ever need it #and that they'd be kinda sad if i were gone not because i had a role to fulfill that i failed at by killing myself but because i am a person #<- math calculations flying around my head as i come to the terrible realisation #of just why exactly im so deeply obsessed with my voice teacher (aside from her being literally the most beautiful woman alive lol) 🤡#like babygirl stop being so utterly overwhelmingly kind to me my knees are weak i would do anything for you queen and I MEAN IT

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hussyknee · 2 years ago

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Moment of silence for all the incredibly hot people who have no idea they're hot and won't believe it no matter how many people tell them and never will until they look at photos of themselves 20 years later and go "holy fuck I looked like THAT??"

Another moment of silence for their best friends tasked with beating back every single dickhead pestering them after every single mixer to set them up with Hot Friend, including people who were hitting on them until they saw Hot Friend.

#brought to you by a ninny who once dated a guy who had a crush on her best friend #but let that go because everyone had a crush of best friend #only for him to ask me if it was okay to ask her out a week after we broke up #the ninny bit was because i gave him my blessing bc I didnt want to seem like a jealous ex or whatever #idk what he thought would happen but my friend froze him out so bad his dick nearly fell off #consoled himself by having a relationship with a girl who wasn't exactly creepily younger but kinda toed the line somewhat #wasting 7 fucking years of that girl's life then breaking up then consoling my friend when her dad died and then *asking her out again*#yeah the dude was a real prince #but also I could never bring my closest and oldest friend to any mixer without some knobhead pouncing on me immediately after #to my ex husband's dickhead friend to tiny drunk dickhead lesbians #it's a law of the universe that obliviously super hot and genuinely nice people can't pull a decent person if their life depended on it #i guess in the end we're both 36 and still single as fuck. altho she didnt waste 10 yrs of her life married to an asshole #and still looks as gorgeous as she did at 25 #knee of huss #life stuff #if you ask me for her number in the notes i will kill you

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puppyboyplushie · 1 year ago

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MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION ON SOME KOF LADS I LIKE