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other-peoples-coats · 2 years ago

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ok so we all agree that jedi sports are just like, ludicrously insane, right?

like jedi baseball is really only technically sort of like baseball, if you squint very hard and are also very drunk. the ball is a stunner shot, the bat is your lightsaber, and it's less 'catching to throw out' and more 'deflecting it directly at the runner'.

Jedi soccer has a special pitch with re-inforced walls and ceiling because the last time a ball escaped the pitch it went through three buildings.

the less said about jedi track and field events, the better.

#star wars #look I am not a sports gay.#also my knowledge of baseball starts and ends with my wife's team #whose name we don't say. because it's terrible.#love all the baseball aus in this fandom do not understand a single word of them #what I'm geting at is: don't @me about the baseball I know nothing I just saw the swing lightsaber like baseball bat post #also re:soccer;#my highschool PE class once booted a soccer ball so hard it broke two (2) windows #dented one (1) metal light hood #and broke one (1) arm #that fucker flew like #so far.#coats chats #coats origionals #honestly at this rate I need like. a shitpost tag #meta...ish

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