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kratos is my special boi
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Is it ok if you can write a mcu!thor x gamer!reader where he hears her talking about gow!thor and how he's her favorite and thought she was talking about him until he catches her playing god of war and see's his counterpart. I just wanna see how this would go down.
A/n: I love Thor! He’s to precious, went with a Chuby!Thor.
I also apologize if this sucks, I wrote half of this at 4am on break.
You loved Thor, how could you not. He was kind, funny though he did have this edge to him too, a passion that you couldn’t put your finger on. Maybe that’s why you were so drawn to Thor in the new God of War game.
How that character became one of your favorites in the video game you two would often spend time playing. Gripping your phone you relaxed into the couch, chatting on the phone with your friend.
“Imagine getting railed by him, his so tall.”
Peaking around the corner, he watched you intently. We’re you talking about him? You had to have been, what other Thors did you know? None! Because he is the only Thor.
“And that red hair, I swear those developers knew what they were doing when they designed all these men….oh come on I do not.” Cheeks warming you then gasped as Thor suddenly appeared in front of you. “I’ll call you back.”
“I do not have red hair” Thor wrinkled his nose then pouted. “I do not understand, you are singing my praise yet I do not have red hair.”
Blinking you were trying to figure out what he was talking about until it hit you. Laughing softly you patted the couch which he reluctantly sat down as you turned your ps5 on. Grabbing your control your clicked on the God Of war game and eagerly started to explain all the characters and Thor.
“Isn’t he cute.”
Huffing, Thor scowled at the TV then looked towards you. “Do you love this Thor.”
“What?”Turning your attention to Thor, your Thor you let out a sigh seeing his pout. It was cute, you never though the man would be jealous over a video game character. “No! Thor, he’s just a character in a game I like.”
Placing your hand on his cheek you gave him a gentle smile letting your thumb glide across his skin, you wanted to make sure he knew that you loved him. “I love you okay. Yes you’re not over 7 feet but to me you’re the perfect height and you already have his body you teased.” Shifting your body so you were sitting on his lap as your fingers wove through his dirty blonde hair. “And I think you look much better as a blonde.” Resting your head against his you sighed as he tightened his hold on you.
“Can we have sex.”
Laughing you placed a light kiss to his lips. “How can I say no to that God Of Thunder.”
#drabbles#drabble#god of war thor#thor odinson x reader#thor odinson x y/n#thor odinson x you#thor odison imagine#thor odinson#mcu#marvel mcu#marvel x y/n#marvel x you#marvel x reader#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu x y/n#mcu x you#mcu x reader#chubby!thor#chubby!thor x reader
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So, I rewatched Kinnporsche for the 3rd time
(I was sick the last 2 days so I had to watch sth to brighten up my mood)
And now I wanna share some stuff with u guys (yes it's that time again xD)
I still love the first meeting of Kinn and Porsche. That Bar, that watch thingy. Still love how badass kinn looks in the first ep. Still makes me fall for him sm.
Still hate Korn sm. Yes doesn't change.
I always scream when I see Big and Chan interact with eo. I know it's a ghost ship but I love it haha. (RiP! :/)
I love Arm and Pol sm. They are so cute and funny - I wish they would kiss. Best scene: when they hide at the door when Porsche confesses his love for kinn in the room with Korn and the others.
Tankhun is still fabulous. I love his outfits. And I always have to laugh at his: who killed Elisabeth and Sébastien! Legendary.
Porsches mental health agenda is played so good by Apo that I always cry when I see it. Breaks my heart sm.
Porsche as the minor family heir: I mean he doesn't wanna do it obv but man do I love his green suit. And I love seeing him with power!
Kimchay aka my heartbreak without a light on the horizon. God everytime I wanna scream at Kim and say u mf aaaah! Happy end still needed (u know this already but its worth to mention - again!)
Badass Pete is still my favorite. Ep 10 fight with Porsche. Or that crazy smile in the sex dungeon wow. I wanna see more. And obv P'Jakapan naled the bathtub scene. That is so heartbreaking it gets me everytime.
Vegas. There could be a separate post about him. Bc everytime I watch some scenes. I see him more. I see what Bibel did there. I feel his anger. I mean it doesn't give him the right to do shitty things but...imagine your cousin is always better than you and your father is the dummest asshole ever. And I always remember how complex he is when I see that scene at the pool when he wants to kill himself. This scene gives me goosebumps everytime. So fucking talented. Bibs supremacy.
Yok, Erica and the other Girl. I wanna see more badass women.
Tay, Time. I love Tay. He is such a cool character. And I wanna say fuck u time haha.
Mile Phakphum is so sexy with his hair string down and his robes and ombre suits. Don't come at me but wow. Apo has so much privilege to see that often xD
Jeff Satur is a God. Yes I know I said it often but his voice. I will never recover.
Macau and Chay are babies omg. Look at Ta and Code now. Wow they did gow so much.
The Vegaspete ending. God I love that ending sm. The soft kisses. The I don't run away. I wanna see more. Give it to me.
The season 2: God it's been so long. I hope there will be some news at the new year event. God pls.
Still obsessed with all the characters, the actors and I can't cope. Jep. That's my life forever now haha.
And that's it for now. Thanks for listening to me - again! See ya soon (it won't take long anyway u might know now haha)
#kinnporsche the series#kinnporsche#vegaspete#kimchay#armpol#chanbig#rewatch#in my head part 1007373637#tankul theerapanyakul
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🔥, ❓: how did legend of Zelda and/or rather the community changed ur life
🔥 What’s your favorite part of Zelda games? (Adventuring, Characters, Dungeons, Combat, etc.)
hmmm, this is a little tricky to answer. Since I've only made it through the Wild Trilogy (And AoC is already a very different game style from the others) I'm well aware that BotW and TotK are very different from the other games in the series in a gameplay sense. However, the one thing I think all the Zelda games share between each other, at least for the 3D installments, are the world building and emotion, which is what made it stand out to me compared to other really fun Nintendo developed games. Like, Mario is really fun and genius in how its designed for the most part. But Zelda? It's got that, sure, but it's also got the heart. You have OoT Link's story where yes, he does save the day, but no one can remember him, leading to him losing every person he cares for. He can't really return home because he's not a Kokori. He loses Navi, a close companion. All the connections he made, were sacrificed for the greater good. And this all leads to him becoming the Hero's Shade, a genuinely sad story where this once hero is now a forgotten soul, yet there is some heart there too. He's given the chance to train his successor, TP Link, to pass down his techniques to ensure Hyrule continues to thrive. TP itself has the whole growing bond between Midna and Link, and so when the two must seal off their worlds from one another, it's no doubt saddening. BotW, the one I'm most familiar with, has this in spades as well. The world is nearly a wasteland, with destroyed villages lost to time. Most of Link and Zelda's friends, their loved ones, are killed. And yet, hope shines through in the end, there is still a beauty to be found in this world.
And I think that's what I look for in a Zelda game. I know the gameplay will be fun, even if it varies from title to title, I know most of the stories will be engaging and well written (...TotK), I know the music and the characters will be great, I know all of that. But I expect that from most games now. Nintendo, for the most part (...TotK) know how to make games. But what makes Zelda unique compared to Mario, to Kirby, to Donkey Kong, is the emotion and heart.
❓how did legend of Zelda and/or rather the community changed your life?
Now THIS is a really interesting question! There's... actually a good amount to say, too, so I'll try to go through them one by one.
This is gonna be a weird one to explain, but Zelda... made me care for romance and love in media. Funny, I know, but hear me out. I guess this is a result of growing up in the late 2000's/early 2010's, where pretty much every action, comedy, superhero movie, etc, has a forced and contrived romance storyline, but I never cared for love in my youth. I was a kid, and I wanted to watch action and comedy, so when watching that and seeing these bland love stories where the lead guy and girl end up together because reasons, it made me just not want to see it at all. And this caried with me for many years, up until roughly 2022.
In 2022, I graduated from High School, and with this being in the middle of Covid, where 2 and a half years of my high school years were spent in online classes, disconnected from the rest of my peers, ... wasn't doing the best, mentally. So, I started playing games that I knew for years I would love but didn't have the time or proper headspace to truly appreciate it. I started with GoW 2018, and my god was that game amazing! The gameplay was excellent, the story was masterfully written, and oh my god the beauty of that game. No "pause the gameplay" load screens, no cuts in shots, just one long take for the ENTIRE journey. The game was amazing... but really got me was the story between Kratos and Faye. It, just like the story, was beautifully written, and was the first time I ever truly cared for a love story. I loved the way Kratos and Atreus were broken by her death, how they proccessed their respective traumas, and learned to understand one another and grew closer. I loved how the whole story was essentially a trip to spread her ashes at the tip of all the realms, how far Kratos would go to do good by his wife. I... liked a love story? Weird. (I swear this is important)
I think this is why Miphlink had such an impact on me. Right after GoW, I jumped straight into BotW, and I so much fun! The world was so well designed, I had an insane amount of fun and entertainment just running around in the world, seeing what I could do. During the summer after each day of work, I'd grab my switch, and just have fun for a few hours. This continued for about a week, maybe two, but while the game was fun, it hadn't exactly hooked me. I loved running around, exploring, fighting, puzzles, all that! ...But, I had little incentive to do the story quests. In my mind, that was kinda like going to the Nether and the End in Minecraft. It signaled the end of the game, and I didn't want that. But after two-ish weeks, I eventually decided to make my way to Kakariko, in which I was then directed to go to one of the main four Divine Beasts.
I saw that there was one relatively close to Kakariko, so I was off! It took some time, and after getting frustrated during the Zora River pathway to the Domain by all the enemies and putting the game down for two days, I finally made it to Zora's Domain! And... hey, wait a moment. This guy... knows me. Whoa... so does this guy. And he... blames me? For all of this? Weird. I run around, talk to some people, see a cool statue, and then make my way to the throne room. And then it happens.
I'm told all about Mipha, how the Zora are long lived and how Link had an impact on the Domain 100 years prior, I go through it all. And then the memory plays, my very first memory in fact. And it all clicks. The framing of the memory, the music, her voice acting, knowing that she had loved Link, enough to make an armor, and now was most likely dead, leaving her people to mourn her, broke me. In that moment, the game changed. It had hooked me. It was no longer just a fun sandbox to run in, it became a world I cared for, one I wanted to see safe, to see better. BotW doesn't exactly have a gripping narrative or anything, but the worldbuilding and tone were brilliant. The whole Domain arc was the peak for me, and Mipha's death, her impact on the whole Domain, how Link had specific dialogue options showing he mourned her too now, how they allude that he cared for her a good amount, hit me like a truck. That was now twice, back-to-back, where I played a game following a man with a dead wife/potential fiancé, learning to see the beauty in the world. I grew to love, well, love in stories. I wanted to see the Champions, to see Mipha, her family, all of them, happy. And part of her happiness... was Link. She loved him, and I believed Link loved, loves her too. So, I wanted that, I found myself WANTING stories of the two together. I wanted art showing them before the Calamity, when they were at their most happy and comfortable. And then, I found myself in the community.
I had never been part of a "community" before. Never. Honestly, I was afraid to be one. I've seen how toxic communities can be, the discourse, the debates, the hot takes, all that. I grew up a Sonic fan, we didn't exactly have the best reputation. So... I was afraid to "join the Miphlink" community, in a sense. I wouldn't say I'm all that involved in the Zelda Community, to be honest. I haven't played many of the games, and I only really engage with the Miphlink shipping side. It's a subsection, I guess. But shadow following-then-joining the Miphlink community was probably one of the best things to happen to me. I don't think it couldn't have been a better community, truth be told.
In my time here, I have begun to share my own art and writing, for the first time at the good ol' age of 19. I'v been drawing for years, but never had the confidence to put it online. And then, after joining the Miphlink discord server and essentially getting a "oh my god so many of the writers and artists I love are here" high, I drew my first ever piece of Zelda Fanart.
And it was... not good 💀. I plan to redraw it as a one-year blog post, but regardless. This was a post I was in the moment happy with, but quickly grew disappointed. And then, people liked it. They left nice things in the reblogs, I shared it in the server and all those people I respected immensely, artists who are leagues better than me in every way, writers who painted beautiful scenes with just their words, left some of the nicest compliments about it. And that gave me a newfound confidence. I started drawing a lot more after a near two-year break, to the point I can see a real improvement over the course of these last few months. I've made incredible connections with so many of these insanely talented and nice people in the community, who all have had a genuinely positive impact on my life. I know no fandom is perfect, I know there are people in the Miphlink community who "give it a bad name", but all the people I've engaged with, who have engaged with my stuff in return and have helped with art/writing tips, good conversations, ideas and jokes, have made this one hell of a year.
I guess this was a little all over the place. But mainly, playing BotW had led me to better understand love and emotion in storytelling and how to appreciate it, and joining the Miphlink community has given me the courage to share my works online and gave me the opportunity to improve my craft. Ya'll are incredible, I don't think I say it enough.
#thanks for the ask homie!#lovely missingkfc#this was one of the most interesting asks i've gotten#and I know I yapped a good amount#so sorry lmao
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Make me choose meme
Characters: Your bosses
Literally anything else: Your AUs
:)
I regret my decision /lh /j
Characters: my bosses
Ohhh hhyou motherfucker I have to pick! I love em all! I love them all so much. .. ...
I gotta say Boss) he was the first, the one I played through all the games with my first run around, hell he's what kick started the entirety of GOW&R. I adore Lady, and if I could choose more than fucking one I'd choose them both. and if Knight counted, I'd be choosing her too.
Literally anything else: my AUs
HRHHRNNNRNRNNGNRNNGNRNHHRRRRR-
I Am The Boss.
I love GoW&R, it's the one where most if not all of the lore stems from, it is my baby, it is the one I'm making a fucking COMIC about (Blightfall & Bleeding purple are getting comics too, but GoW&R is the one I'm like... WORKING working on.)
But, if I had to choose a favorite, IATB. Because I really like the idea of a universe where Johnny is forced to be the boss. I adore that idea that loss broke him so much where he took the torch, even if he really didn't want to.
Cause IATB Gat is fucking traumatized dude. Lost both Aisha & Kira in the same day. Then later, after a week of convincing himself otherwise, found Lupus (the old boss) dead, and only after that realized he was in love with Lupus. It fucks him up! It gave him a panic attack disorder he can't control because everything he'd been ignoring or suppressing vomited up at once! Like, it makes him distance himself from everyone around him, to the point even if someone can tell something is wrong, he can deflect it easily! He completely gave up on any type of relationship: casual intimacy, friendships, romantic relationships, familial relationships, all of them.
Cause he's fucking scared! He thinks he deserves to hurt!
And then Jake (Yes the same one from GoW&R, being a voidwalker just changed his life path so drastically that he has an entirely different body build) crashes in and ruins that distance by just... being so fucking persistent. And because Gat wanted to 'keep an eye on' (he did not. He wanted to kill him. Nurse disagreed. And Nurse is currently the only one with a vague closeness to him. So he, with a fuss, listened to Nurse.) him after Jake tried to break into his apartment. Cause while Nurse (Lady, in this universe) won't let him kill Jake (He likes the company), that doesn't mean he can't throw him around a bit (A lot.). And then it backfires because Jake
Decided to be petty and take 'never be let out of sight' as literal as he could and glue himself to Gat's side as much as possible. Which turns into them becoming friends. Which turns into them dating. (Can you guess who develops feelings for who first? Can you guess who realizes it first? Can you guess when the confession happens? Hint: It's not Jake, It's not Gat, and it's not without nearly dying.)
Can see Kira (Deer) and Lupus. Because Valor made Kira a voidwalker after her death, but since she was still... dead, it didn't bring her back, it just made her a part of the void; So only other voidwalkers can see her. And then she proceeded to capture Lupus's soul, so he's now the only ghost in known existence. And also a part of the void. So both of them have been watching Gat decline since their deaths and been able to do nothing about it, cause they're not IN the mortal plane. So when someone who can SEE THEM waltz's in, they are very eager to work with him, even as his goals change. (from just doing his job, to genuine concern) Not to fix him single handily, but to actually get him on the road to not being a fucking mess.
There's. I have a lot to say on the story and why I love them. I need to draw their redesigns (I do got picrews if anyone's interested)
#goat ramblings#gow&r#Their name being preston btw is an inside joke that became canon#IATB#This turned into me rambling
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Watch "When 2.18m / 7'2'' (157kg/346lbs) Kratos meets his fans :D!" on YouTube
This is what our son will look like and yes Bob birdies and he's just up as Kratos as publicity stunt and advertising campaign is making money with it a lot of money and they'll probably be a movie and that's something 19 and other things come from this and we think he's right.
Thor Freya
It's an amazing activity and I call a duty that I'm doing it and I'm having a good time and they're saying what does it mean I said what are you think it means and I said we don't know I said we're having a comeback and we're getting bigger and he says oh I get it we're big in Russia they came over and said we are big in Russia and my only a foot taller than them but like you but wow these people are short. I was almost nervous or horrified and I'm serious saying you look big next to them and you're not that big and they spass out and we do the right thing now I was in trouble the whole time. You can talk to him you can get away with it it's true but they're hissing and saying things the whole time it was horrible I heard he's like you he couldn't get a job doing anything so I suggest you to do this and it's probably jobs there in the video game arena for you guys so I suggesting things and they went off and asked they got hired but boy what a nightmare it was before that but that's what it was too I'm not working practically anything. They all started laughing a little it said what the hell is really going on cuz these clones. So I got to work and stuff in the city you want to get in trouble doing it and they're pain in the ass and I said don't talk about we're having fun and that's what I was
Bob Burdys
So I got to do it it's got some support from Max and some support from warlock and they figure out what he's saying is true these clones are digging into them and use just about anything and this kind of thing is one of their favorites they say, the turnaround and said we're going to use your Darth Maul character in other than dig in to you. I respect that because they've been doing it for years
Apollo and Goddess Wife and yes I known as the God of War and it is because of Mars and I'm seeing it is because his wife has come here. And I'm the Goddess of war and I do see it is because she's here in her presence but it is causing us to step it up and that's our game to step up our game and we're doing it now . Goddess Wife of Apollo
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i lose my mind a little bit more every time i see a “ellie vs. arthur!!” post.
it’s just such a lazy and boring way to compare characters. “my fav solos your fav!” and there’s no character or ability analysis, just “arthur fought a bear 🤓” woah, i’ve never heard that one before! he’s literally just a guy! yes he is strong but he isn’t fucking kratos from GOW 😭(i’ve seen a legitimate kratos vs. arthur post before)
the physically above average 36 year old man from 1899 beats the 19 year old girl in a zombie apocalypse!!! no way 😱😱😱😱!! like no shit dude. your just doing this little comparison because you have zero media literacy beyond “man strong, girl weak.”
besides i think it’s just a way for these fanboys to justify their violent behavior towards young women using their favorite male characters. (but that’s just me)
Just saw a video on tiktok with 30k+ likes where Arthur fanboy glazed him intensely and saying how Arthur has inhumane strenghts? And ofc talks about of how he fought off a bear and walked normally afterwards lmfao ofc the video was about Arthur vs Ellie. His fanboys are GENIULY beyond annoying, i understand your ranting videos you posted recently so much.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe2aMb1F/ > i think someone saw your video maybe and got salty lol
doubt that it was over my video. i think it's possible i was seeing this genre of video and that's what my frustration was about.
i get very tired of the insinuation that arthur (or john for that matter) are men of superhuman abilities and not just regular dudes with slightly above average survival skills and weapon proficiency. it's so bizarre. they can be super cool and well made characters without being next to superheroes.
#i just am so…tired#these posts get on my nerves#i am so sick of arthur being treated like he’s some kind of god among men#hes just a guy!!!
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A new tend I'm noticing is that there seems to be a growing contingent of people who show open contempt for the source material ("it's CREATIVE FREEDOM unlike some old drawing" etc) and I'd say next to people drawn by "marketable little girls" (both groups overlap tbf) this might be the single worst development - but then you said yourself that a lot of media using mythology seems to hate it, so I suppose it's no surprise it's a thing
Yes, my favorite example of the latter still being God of War 2018 and its need to warp a god like Baldur into a "totally fucking twisted, man" character just to set up his death for Terrible Dad via a series of square button presses. They love to make money off of mythology but seriously adapting it is apparently creatively "stifling" for a nuance-free mass-market action game like GoW.
I have of course seen the "creative freedom" defenders as well. Not sure what to make of them other than another brand of the "I need to defend what I like" cohort. Maybe it's not as much contempt as source accuracy isn't important to them. I do lament when Atlus' basic messaging of what demons are misses the mark.
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First of all:
🍃 How are you today, sweety?
🍃 What do you think is Levi's greatest develop?
🍃 Fav breakfast? ^^
Luuuv you blog, you're totally an angel! 💛
Anon!!!!! Hello!!!!! It's morning for me right now and your questions are very fitting ^^ answering them below the cut as usual!!!!
And thank you darling, you are an amazing absolute angel too 💖
How are you, sweety?
I'm doing very well anon, thank you!!!! 🤗💕 it's morning right now and I'm just lazing around thinking of all the things I'm going to do today!!
Also, I'm going to spend my morning writing!! 🌻
What do you think is Levi's greatest development?
Hmm good question!!! Instead of saying what's Levi's greatest development, I want to talk about him as a whole instead! Please be warned of verbal diarrhoea haha, and I hope I answered this question correctly T_T
I feel that Levi as a character is really well-developed and there's so many angles to cover on him!!!! I enjoy analysing Levi on a psychological level haha because I'm a psychology student and I can't help it but psychoanalyse him all the time.
There are so many things about Levi that I love, but one thing I love about him is how he didn't let his childhood and upbringing affect the way he is when he's an adult.
In psychology, childhood experiences usually shape a person's behaviour and personality, and a person will carry these attributes into adulthood.
As a child, Levi was brought up in poverty and faced bouts of starvation, and had very bad living conditions that were definitely not conducive for bringing up a child. When Kuchel died, Kenny took care of Levi and essentially showed him a life of violence and self-survival. He wasn’t on the receiving end of love and affection, and what he got from Kenny was definitely not parental love.
Yes Levi as an adult did still have violent tendencies, but you can also see him caring and showing concern to people around him even though he didn't receive such affection from others.
This reminds me of the whole nature vs nurture debate and I feel like Levi is a really good case study to conduct an extensive study on :p
Also, despite growing up in an underprivileged environment, Levi is extremely talented and skilled on the odmg. This is one of the greatest asset he has and he has honed his craft on the odmg to perfection.
What I learnt is that your background and upbringing do not determine your future. This also teaches me that with hard work, talent, and practice, everyone and anyone can succeed in life.
Don't let your past hinder what your future can bring!
Favourite breakfast?
Oh I have so many!!!! I love both Asian and Western breakfast hahaa but if I had to choose, my favourite Western breakfast is an English Breakfast or an American Breakfast!!!!
And as for something Asian, I have so many!!! But, one of my favourite Chinese breakfast is porridge and fried dough sticks hehe. Here's a sample!!
The fried dough sticks are called 油条 (you tiao) in Chinese and they are so delicious hehe, they look similar to churros but are very crispy!! You can dip them in coffee, or in soy milk, or eat it as it is!!! My favorite way is to eat them with porridge.
Another breakfast I love is dim sum!!!
Dim sum is Cantonese for 点心 (dian xin) and they are very common in countries like Hong Kong!!! They're meant to be bite-sized and served piping hot in bamboo steamer baskets, and usually eaten during tea time. But nowadays we can eat dim sum any time of the day. There are sooooo many things you can eat and urgh, the options are endless.
My favourites are prawn dumplings (虾饺 xia jiao or har gow in Cantonese), steamed rice rolls (猪肠粉 zhu chang fen or chee cheong fun in Cantonese), and steamed chive dumplings (韭菜饺 jiu cai jiao or gau choy gow in Cantonese)!!
Anonymously ask me three things you want to know about me!
#anon.asks#rei.answers#I AM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO ANSWER THIS#and i hope you don't mind the verbal diarrhoea anon!!!!!#thank you so much for sending me these questions!!!!#i loved it so much#and i hope i answered you properly!!!!
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Horizon Zero Dawn Review
The game that critics have been raving about for years and I just haven't played. I heard a lot of people say "this needs a movie" but they say that about any game that dares to be a little bit cinematic because I personally disagree.
That first part is rough, the story seems so in your face, predictable and bland but I think the problem is that it didn't know how to put in its exposition. I think it naturally builds up as it goes on, getting bigger and broader, it's just those first experiences that can be a slog because you're pretty much learning what style you're going to play in.
I got more or less everything I expected, crafting, a skill tree, various weapons. What I didn't expect though are dialogue options. You can choose normally up to four paths, an intelligent one, a compassionate one, and a straightforward one. You don't have to worry about the stress of trying to reach a specific ending because there's really only one, the only thing that affects it is the amount of people that are in it. So does that make the choices irrelevant? Yes and no because there are different dialogue options and like I said, which means that you can get certain characters to like you more given the option you choose but not in the same way that relationship points work and I definitely felt the draw to do that whenever I came across my first side-quest.
Side-quests are interesting, I love tracking things in games, though it's rare that you actually get the chance to do it and here you have a good amount of opportunities. Is that all though? Far from it. I actually found myself searching for side-quests because the first two were so satisfying. It really only began to show its hand a bit more after those quests. As I mentioned, there are a lot more RPG elements than I first imagined but it starts to send you on scavenger hunts, especially that Dreamwillow one, that one I actually laughed out loud at every time I was turned away. It also starts to gatekeep to where it recommends that you be a certain level which is...odd? I mean at face value it looks like you could rock basically any combat situation that isn't context sensitive. Leveling up gives you abilities but they're more like Deus Ex on that front, where it's just for preference and upgrading, not necessarily strength. The only thing you improve on offense wise basically boils down to having the right materials or units to buy weapons then a matter of finding modifications. Other than that, leveling up seems to just increase your health. It really just depends on the quest too because I'll play one above my level and be fine then play another that's actually under my level and feel stuck.
Now I only played it on normal mode so something like "Ultra Hard" is bound to be more demanding but as far as actual side quest content, I feel like they have potential but just need tweaked, give me more stuff for major characters that affects their standing with me. Rather than having each quest be contained in its own story, have it affect you later in the game, let your actions be shown, give it rewards and consequences. There are some really great side-quests but there are also some crappy ones, it doesn't pass that threshold that most RPGs fall under or anything. However, I did find myself doing side-quests at my own free will and the ones that I didn't like or couldn't do at the time, I just skipped and focused on something else, I felt a lot more freedom with this game, like I didn't feel forced to grind or do a certain number of side-quests or really do anything. It encourages you to explore and play the way you want to play and I respect the heck out of that. Maybe it's different for other players though.
Perhaps my favorite actual side thing was the Cauldrons for those who actually played this, you'll know why. For those who didn't, just know that it's cool and let it be a surprise for when you go to one. You might expect these big set-pieces and bosses like Uncharted or GoW, but it's not really like that. I genuinely think that this is more video-gamey than it lets on which certainly takes up its runtime. One addition to side-quests that I would like to see is one where you don't know it's happening. For example, in this game, you'll come across random hunters who are attacking or being attacked by machines but rather than just going on about your day and them going on about their's, I want to fight off the machine and the person say "You saved my life, my name's Jara, I live in the town nearby and want to repay you." so you go there and there's trouble so it starts up a side-quest. Now don't get me wrong, there are PLENTY of instances of people getting attacked actually being a mission but most of the time someone in town will just tell you "I haven't seen this person in a while, can you go check on them for me?" It's the art of subtlety and also just doing a good deed and getting rewarded for it. It's a conscious choice and split decision rather than just another checkmark on your list to complete.
Now I won't bother listing the characters and rating them but there's a certain aspect that has me really enthused So, Aloy is an outcast and a lot of these side missions and scenarios reflect her, you'll see the way she can relate with other characters, making it almost poetic in a subliminal kind of way. Then they add this tribal and futuristic setting to it where Aloy acts as the medium, there are parts of the game where she questions the tribe because they cut themselves off from technology and just don't know any better and we as a viewer know that but having the main character view things in 'our' lens is pretty genius. To top that off, they give her enough personality to be her own character while giving us enough power to influence her so that we ourselves can REFLECT WITH HER. It's not her character that I'm impressed with, it's the layout of the story.
So, how is the main story? It's kind of like the Flood scenario in Halo if I'm being honest. I'm not going to spoil anything but it's passable, like I said, it's not like an Uncharted and it's not like a movie. The visuals just look good at times (I took all the pictures in this review myself and so much more!). I'd call it a futuristic/tribal mix between Shadow of the Tomb Raider and Skyrim but I see elements of a lot of things. (Also since it's post apoctalypic, you find items that we see in modern day, like how they call keys, "chimes"! They think they're windchimes because there are no more cars! I love that!)
It actually does a pretty good job at being an open world considering that there are tons of things to do on your routes as well as collect but it's not so much so that it seems unfeasible, as I said, I found myself doing a good chunk of the side stuff just because it was fun to do and I'm not even close to a completionist for any game. If you mess up, healing plants will still be there. As long as you save, enemy parts will still be there. A place can be cleared out and conquered so that enemies don't come back. The actual towns are peaceful so you can't get mangled by any bots outside of scripted instances.
The graphics are pretty good but I can see some error here and there, nothing necessarily game breaking but the animations and AI are definitely janky at times. It's pretty obvious from the get-go but I'll do my best to specify and give constructive criticism on what I found wrong with certain aspects of the game. Rost is slow, like slower than walking speed but that's not to speak for all NPCs, some run, some you don't need to follow, it was really just him. I've had NPCs who fight but miss every single time on simple enemies (that might not be a bug, that might just be a funny bit that someone decided to add in). Sabretooths have jumped through walls (granted the walls were kinda broken but I'm not sure if those big boys can fit when they can barely find the entrance) I found myself jumping to a ledge or on a rope but not land it and just drop (it really boils down to loosening the hit box for that). Which to add on to that, I would like more places to climb and jump to in general (other than stupid mountains). I felt like there wasn't really enough that I could climb and the places that I could, could've been a bit more obvious that I could, maybe even make it viewable with your focus if you don't want it to be visually outstanding. There's a day and night cycle and while I like that, I found some of the contrast to be annoying because I could be staring a ladder right in the face and not even know it sometimes because it would be so dark. I'm not going to complain too much about it because I didn't turn my brightness up, I just left it at default and I would assume the PS5 version fixes some of those little things.
Now, this one is kind of a gray area: Hiking up mountains. Skyrim, Fallout, and Death Stranding went too far and gave little to no barriers. They had you looking for sweet spots that weren't there in order to cheese your way through an area either on or off a beaten path. But I would compare this to something like GTA where it's not as bad and does have its limits but might need tightened up some more because I can certainly get to places that lead to nowhere.
I've made headshots that don't make contact or damage while using precision. Part of that problem was that they could be high up in a tower (which have spikes sticking out) and I would hit ABOVE the logs, to make a headshot but since it was in that vicinity, it registered that as the spikes' hitbox so it wouldn't cause any damage and just alert the enemy (same if I was in the tower, looking down). Input lag where I hit up button on the D-Pad to regain health and I have to keep pressing it. If I had to guess, you have to meet the requirements of not taking damage, staying still, etc in order for it to actually work but it doesn't really have a reason to do that and it doesn't "tell" you that those are the requirements (as far as I know).
During the final boss, one of the enemies hit me into a rock wall, trapping me inside of it and the boss was already half health so I really didn't want to have to restart (I also didn't know how far back the checkpoint was) so I kept shooting stuff and eventually the boss destroyed the wall, allowing me to get out (timed section, by the way). There have been a few times where a tree or leaf or something is obstructing a cutscene and sometimes there will be a mech in the background screaming over the NPC talking, which I'm sure is due to the cutscenes being real-time which is still pretty impressive. Now are these errors all the time? No, not at all, I'm just pointing out that some times these things happened and that I felt it needed ironed out but I wouldn't call this half baked or an unfinished product or anything, it's nowhere near that level. I get that there are so many NPCs that it's hard to account for them all with facial animations but whenever they're talking, it seems pretty static and sometimes the lips don't line up. There's this one guy who says that he got lost in a sandstorm but he's standing in snow. Again, little nitpicks in an otherwise great game.
Now, I got this game for free as a Playstation promotion but that doesn't necessarily mean it'll be great, I played a little bit of that Ratchet & Clank reboot that was offered and I wasn't impressed, I quit after the first few worlds and was glad I didn't buy it at launch, (despite being a classic PS2 R&C fan) but we're not here to review that. I also played Abzu and loved it but it was short so it was definitely worth a play but maybe not 60$ (I actually think it's 20$ at this point though). With this game, it's the whole complete edition with DLC and everything, it has the length, so it really just boils down to "Would I have spent money on it otherwise?"
I think I would've if I knew more about it because I think it just got better and better after that first part of the game. It's marketed a bit differently than what I ended up getting but I found myself pouring hours into this game and loving it for one reason or another. I actually bought Shadow of the Colossus along with it (which is considered a cult classic) but I liked Horizon so much better, definitely worth its full price in my opinion. (So your promotion worked on me Sony, congrats) It has its problems but the potential is there and I feel like a sequel would probably iron out a lot of my troubles with it, so it's definitely a franchise worth investing into.
If you're interested in what I thought of the DLC alone (if you didn't get the Ultimate edition and are wondering if the extra content is worth it) I have a separate post that goes into that here.
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Oooh this one look fun I love when people ask me questions about me!
Do you make your bed?
Nope! Never!
Favorite number?
18! I was born on the 18th of January (a lot of the members of my family are born between an 16th and a 19hh day of a month)
What's your job?
I am unemployed! Currently a colledge student studying 3d modeling at a private school! My dream is to make games one day tho I'm also pretty intrested in animation!
If you could go back to school, would you?
Aw HELL NAH!!!! I like colledge so far but school was the barn of my existence thanks to my audhd and ocd
Can you parallel park?
No. I don't have a liscence. I didn't even pass the first test they gave us in middle school to get a liscence for the future.
Do you think aliens are real?
Honestly yeah! I am very fascinated by space and gow big it is and I believe there's no way we're the only living people in the universe amongst a quadrillion of planets!
Can you drive a manual car?
Again, no. Honestly driving is kind of scary.
Guilty pleasure?
I kind of like Magi and Re:Zero. I also have a sugar addiction despite not liking candies ironically.
Favorite type of music?
Depends on what this is aabout. The genres I am currently very into are Shoegaze and Dreampop. I have hyperfixating on japanesd music since I was 10 and I also really like musicals.
Do you like puzzles?
YESSSSSS!!!! I love puzzles and I'd love to collect more of them! I am sometimes a lil too dumb for them (still don't know how to solve a rubiks cube) but I love games that make me think! I love mysteries and Professor Layton and Phoenix Wright are one of my favs games!
Favorite childhood sport?
I've always hated sports even when I was a kid. That being said I do remember liking badminton and fencing a bit.
Do you talk to yourself
Yes very often, everyday even. When I was a kid I use to do it out loud when I'm alone and sad cause I liked to think maybe some people would listen. Now I mawys talk to myself inside my head. I like to make up a character (wether they already exist or are ocs) to talk to inside my head cause it helps me think more clearly.
Tea or coffee?
TEA TEA TEAAAAA!!!! I really don't like coffee AT ALL ( uunless it's mixed with lots of sugar). As for the teas I like, I really like chaï and it's nice to drink mint tea when you are sick during the winter.
First thing you wanted to be when you grow up?
I wanted to be a mangaka. It's sounds a bit silly since I am not japanese, but france has such a strong love for manga there are actually some french mangakas that got to make some (like Radiant). Tho I think it's possible that vefore that I may have wanted to be a singer, but I am not so sure.
What movies do you adore?
In live-action: As good as it gets (comfort movie), Bucket list, Good Will Hunting Gardians of the Galaxy.... (I should really watch more movies good fucking lord)
In animation: WALL-E, Castle in the Sky, Howl's moving catsle, Spiderverse (both movies), Nemona
There's definetly more but I don't have all of them in mind sorry fjjdksnxndksnns
Tagging @doctorbunny @shiro-hatzuki @gunsli-01 @apatchworkstar @tired-and-unjellied @74n5n
never been part of a tag game, sounds really fun! tagged by dear Lanvender, @khan-crete
Do you make your bed? A freshly decrumbed, stuffed animal arranged and dirty clothes removed bed feels great. How often do I do this? We mustn't ask (like once or twice a month) that's all making the bed entails for me, I just have a fitted then normal sheet and blankets
Favorite Number? 4 4 4 4 4! I've loved four my entire life she is like a goddess to me. 2+2 2*2 2^2, divides into halves twice. can only compete with sixteen, whose status and 2^4 and 4^2 is nice, but not as symmetric. 37 and 73 have a place in my heart as the 12th and 21st primes, but not a large place compared to 4
What's your job? What do I get paid for? undergrad lab TA, what do I do? grad research in low energy nuclear physics
If you could go back to school, would you? In school technically still. Would I rewind time to experience school again? highschool no college yes. would I go back for another college degree? I could be convinced if it would be cheap and unobtrusive to my current schooling. Was always torn between physics and linguistics. I made the right choice but I always wonder what if.
Can you Parallel Park? I have done it, on the driving test, like four or five years ago. I think I could do it again, but not too confident
Do you think Aliens are real? Eh, probably in a 'the observable universe 9.3e+9 ly across, it must have happened more than once' kinda way, but not in a 'they've been feeding us tech for thousands of years or are visiting us' kinda way.
Can you drive a manual car? Never tried, hubris tell me yes, anxiety with even normal cars tells me I'd probably fuck up the transmission while trying to leave the driveway. gonna say yeag
Guilty Pleasure? I think like cheesy childhood disney live action movies?, generally I'm pretty full chested about the things I enjoy
Favorite Type of Music? yeah, hard, a lot of vocaloid, which isn't reallly a genre, a lot of edm genres from like old school monstercat, a lot of jrock by way of anime OP's of show's I've never watched then finding other songs by those artists. some rock music though that genre is also extremely expansive and I'm not sure how I'd categorize a lot of it. Generally my music consumption consists of a group of maybe five songs completely unrelated on repeat for months at a time and genre is not a huge factor in that
Do you like puzzles? twisty puzzles like rubik's cube type puzzles are really fun working, towards doing a 3x3 blindfolded but challenging, I used to do jigsaw's with my mom but over the course of a very long time because we'd get frustrated. crosswords, but I'm no good at them
Favorite Childhood Sport? Soccerrrr. Wish I'd stayed with it, but there were only a couple more years before there wasn't a league for my age group anyway, been trying to get back into it recreationally
Do you talk to yourself? I do, but as if I'm talking to someone else. I prefer not to do it because I'm not content with my voice atm, but I find myself doing it a lot especially when getting stuck on research stuff trying to talk it out or I will say a comment to someone I disagree with outloud rather than typing it and posting it. A lot of this is to my reflection which is probably part of the reason it feels like someone else lol
Tea or Coffee? tea all the way. drank iced sweet black tea my entire childhood and started drinking it hot with milk in college. I was the kind of person that disliking coffee was a sort of pillar of my tastes, but then a few years ago made it with like half milk and a lot of sugar and like it, lotta people wouldn't call that coffee, but eh.
First thing you wanted to be when you grew up? The actual first thing was everything. I would amalgamate like all the stereotypes of things kids want to be into one so a firefighter-astronaut-whatever else. When I got a better sense of my interests, inventor, so I guess like product designer, but what that meant to me was I got to sit around and think of neat gadgets and items then figure out how to make them like freeze ray, time machine, clone gun, that kind of thing lol. the first practical idea of a job I wanted was theoretical physicist in like middle school, which I kinda am now so success I guess
What Movies do you Adore? not much of a movie person, but like to watch movies other people are interested in with them, love castle in the sky, LOTR, howl's moving castle, your name, probably others in those categories I don't know about yet or have forgotten and I have a strong soft spot for childhood halloween movies like twitches and halloweentown
I'm curious what @arc-archernar and @charyou-tree have got to say if they'd like to, and anyone else that wants to participate!
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Ok now I accept the fact that Fem!Eivor is a blatant reskin of Kassandra, I can move on to combat and yes, I agree with both of you.
In short: I absolutely hate the combat system in Origins and Valhalla is basically bringing it back (expand below to read more).
The gameplay is actually a carbon copy of Origins (not Odyssey. People shit on Odyssey but the combat system shown in the leak is actually Origin’s), even the bow mechanics are from Origins. This makes sense from a development standpoint because Valhalla is being developed in parallel with Odyssey and Montreal brings back the shield in Valhalla, so it’s expected that the Montreal team will use what they already have an improve upon it, which is the combat system from Origins.
The leak is most likely an alpha footage so I hope they fine tune the combat in the next few months. We still need to see what the official gameplay looks like that’s not a CGI trailer lol. I finish Origins (base game + 2 DLCs) recently after playing Odyssey and I absolutely hate the combat system. It is so bad that I actually prefer the combat in Death Stranding. Look, Ninja Theory had only 20 people on their team and 3 years but the combat system in Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice looks better and more satisfying. I see that they try to give us that dual axes throw but after experiencing the Leviathan axe throw from GOW, I can’t settle for this knockoff. It’s like me trying to eat Hershey’s after having a taste of Venchi’s Chocolate. It seems that they want to drag out these war battles and honestly, the things they show in the leak will be my most favorite activity to SKIP. If I play Valhalla, it will probably for sightseeing purposes and waiting to see how they portray the Norse goddesses.
Despite Odyssey being criticized as being the least AC game in the franchise (to be fair Odyssey is set before the Hidden Ones were established, so it’s fair imo that there’s no hidden blade element, but that’s for another discussion), and yet, Odyssey is the most financially successful one in the entire franchise, with “[v]ery sharp increases over past the twelve months in sell-through, daily player engagement and PRI, up by approximately 90%, 90%, and 170% respectively compared with [AC Origins].” The PRI (Player Recurring Investment) is important here because it means “sales of digital items, DLC, season passes, subscriptions and advertising”. Odyssey does 170% better than Origins in this aspect, why is that? PRI doesn’t mean the base copy of the game. We all know that it is more likely for players to spend extra money on their characters if they are attached their avatar/virtual companion. I think that Ubi gives us female characters because it means players will spend more money on micro-transactions. Also, having two options increases the likelihood of players replaying the game and perhaps spend more money. We all know 2/3 of players choose Alexios, I honestly don’t think it is Ubi’s kind change of heart that they give us a female protag because they’re “woke”. For the time crunch that they put their devs on to crank a AAA game worth of content annually totally justifies them not giving us a female protag and they have the “numbers” to back it up. It’s either they are hiding something else about their player choice data OR it’s because they see capitalization opportunities by having a female character. The later seems more likely based on how slimmed down Fem!Eivor is to their male players’ taste.
Maybe I should be grateful that we even have Fem!Eivor to begin with. It’s a “brotherhood” after all. Hopefully there will be a mod that does Fem!Eivor justice by the time I touch this game. If not, I guess I’ll just put bulky armor on her and pretend that she has actual beef underneath and not a failed Isu experimental clone.
#I will skip everything that has to do with combat in this game lol#ask#anon#ac valhalla#AC Valhalla leaks#ac valhalla spoilers#colin mumbles#shut up colin
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NSFW AlphaBet: Simon
CHARACTER AGE UP!
A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
very cuddly and kissy, he likes giving you lots and lots of little kisses after sex
B= Body Part (their favorite body part of their partners)
Simon Loves your hands Because he can sweet hold them without anyone looking at him strangely but also because he can't help but remember what they were doing to him last night
C= Cum (anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)
Simon is very careful with his cum, he always makes sure to cum on his on the stomach, having had such a big family Simon is very scared of getting you pregnant so he makes sure when he does cum it's far away from you even if you're just giving him head or a handjob he makes sure not a drop gets anywhere near you
D= Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory)
the idea of not being in control of his actions... He kinda likes it
E= Experience (how experienced are they?)
Not at all, you both didn't have any but you happily experimented and worked it out together
F= Favorite Position
His Fave Position is with you riding him so you in control of him
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)
very serious
H = Hair (gow well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
trimmed and fairly groomed 'As you requested darling"
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
Very romantic after its al over but not during at all
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
Simon will if he can get away with, having such a busy house he doesn't get much alone time, other then locking himself in his room but then all his siblings know for sue what he's up to, but some nights when you haven't visited in a while he can't help it but its always to you But he won't tell you in case you get mad at him for touching himself
K= Kink (one of more of their kinks)
Submissive Af!
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Your bedroom, it's very a privet and you have a bunch of little things he likes as well as you live in what is tecnhicaly an outbuilding from your house so your family won't hear you two
M = Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going)
You ordering him around and giving him rules he has to follow '...Yes My darling"
N = NO (something they wouldn't do/turn offs)
babytalk makes him feel stupid
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving and he is getting very Very very Good!
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
You're always in charge so it's up to you, but he likes when you're a little rougher on him
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He hates Quickies if there is no time to properly tourcher him you're just getting a make out. Sex as often as you can both of you living at home it is really about when you can sneak away.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
He loves experimenting so long as your still the boss of him
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)
He can't last too long, but you're trying to edge train him to last a little longer and he can go for as many rounds as you want him too and you have time for
T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
No toys but you have rope and a gag which is all he wants
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn't tease at all your the boss and you like to tease him like crazy and he loves it,
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
He can be very very loud always moaning and begging for attention, which is often why you have to gag him especially if his family are there even if pretty much all his siblings are old enough now to know what you two are up to with his door locked
W = Wild Card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
he loves you to toucher him he's a sweet submissive little thing and he loves you to be in charge you both just wish you had a few more toys to tourcher him, and You know your one of the only people on earth who can Make Simon Say please that much ;)
X = X-Ray (let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)
Bigger then you expected him to be, often a little oversensitive where he'd missed you too much
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Very high, but you're the boss and he does as he's told
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He normally doesn't fall asleep for a while even if he's tired he likes to cuddle and give you some nice kisses
#tbs#tbs smut#tbs sex#tbs smutty#tbs imagines#TBS Imagine#thomas#thomas sangster#thomas brodie sangster#thomassangster#thomasbrodiesangster#thomas sangster imagine#thomas brodie sangster i#thomas brodie sangster imagine#thomas brodie sangster smut#thomas brodie sangster im#thomas sangster smut#thomas sangster x reader#thomas sangser imagine#simon#simonbrown
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Terry’s Favorite Playstation Games
I hate Sony. I have not made this secret, from much of my art to a good helping of Youtube comments reacting to blind praise, most who know me more than the usual internet passerby are acquainted enough with my hatred of the company and brand.
And it is not a biased band wagon kind of hate either, no this took time to fester into a most blackened bloom. Interactions with the biased rank and file, learning of the less than favorable business practices Sony has employed, the constant in your face propaganda from even third party publishers made against its two direct competitors, but most of all and most important my own experience with their premiere game system. No joke, the PS3 was effectively the worst console I have ever had the “pleasure” of owning, both with the initial 600 dollar 40 gig grill and the used slightly slimmer replacement I had to get just to keep my own sanity. I blacklisted the PS4 for a reason and even now I look at what the fourth generation of the console has to offer and feel assured my choice was correct.
Again my hatred of Sony is not pure bias fanboy raging, it is the culmination of less than favorable experiences and acquired knowledge that has forever soured my perceptions of the brand. And to further stress this point? I’ll go ahead and give you the Playstation Exclusives I absolutely loved in no particular order. Heavy emphasis on “exclusive”, all the titles listed will be ones you absolutely need a Sony console to play, no multi-platform titles, no games that were once exclusive then ported to other systems. Sony only.
And don’t expect Shadow of the Colossus on this list, of all the excellent titles one can point to that is the lowest of hanging fruit. Everyone loves that one, everyone, even its critics and detractors. My reasons for liking it are the same as everyone else’s...
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INFAMOUS & INFAMOUS 2; Honestly I couldn’t decide which I liked more since both offer the same consistently excellent design and experience, I guess the second one for being more polished and having more interesting settings but trading one over the other is heresy. And honestly if I didn’t hate Sony so much I’d be all over the third one (though after seeing the story on Youtube I gotta say, Fetch is a complete unlikable asshole).
Ultimately this is a 3D platformer, one that more than belongs in the same breath as the likes of Super Mario Anything and Banjo Kazooie. Despite its otherwise “serious, realistic and edgy” tone and design this is the kind of delightful platforming romp that’ll satisfy even old school players pinning for the bygone era of platformers being the dominant genre in gaming. And it just makes the circumstances of its creation more fascinating. How Sucker Punch followed suit with Naughty Dog going from cartoony mascot games to so-called serious realistic games, yet unlike Naughty Dog puts out a product that still feels like a spiritual successor to their previous work.
Naturally the biggest negative is the morality system. Bad enough it is so arbitrary and safety helmet in its design that it tells you which choices are good and evil but said choices are so cartoonishly extreme on both spectrum that any sense of ambiguity and nuance are lost. But on the flip side, it does present one of the most fun bits of obsessive compulsive gameplay features I’ve ever experienced....
The Pulse Heal. Damn was this so much fun. The sheer rush of not only going to help someone but actually having the capacity to do so, the kind of humanity enriching wish fulfillment I didn’t get enough of. And I wasn’t just blowing smoke when I described it as a “obsessive compulsive” gameplay feature, I lost count of the number of times I slammed the breaks on what I was doing every time I saw some helpless citizen in desperate need of a jolt. It was nuts man, a game that lets you play as a superhero and actually let you feel like one....one helpless citizen at a time.... ______________________________________
GOD OF WAR III; But then there’s this fucking game that makes me feel like a complete villain, go figure. Then again that has been the real beauty of this franchise especially after the first game, there are no real heroes, no real champions of justice. There are only villains. What separates Kratos from all the other villains is that he was ultimately the culmination of their selfish and petty machinations to satisfy their own ends, he is the necessary evil meant to liberate the world from the cruelty of Olympus.....unfortunately, it entailed nearly destroying the world and sending it into a state of anarchy thereby making things worse. Oops.
Well either way the games are still just good ol’ hack n’ slash shenanigans. Technically I should give the nod to GoW 2 for having the more satisfying journey involving the Sisters of Fate....but it ends with a complete blue balling of an ending. Pretty arrogant to have such an ending when you’re not even sure you’re getting a sequel....well it did but still....
Plus the third one lets you actually fight more than one Olympian, hell it actually lets you fight Hercules, the proverbial OG Superman himself. AND HE’S VOICED BY KEVIN SORBO. But what really cements it is the overall combat which feels more satisfying. Not only are some of the core moves fantastic (especially the grab moves) but all the available weapons are chained weapons. It’s the kind of sameness and consistency that actually works to the game’s benefit, complimenting the gameplay and Kratos’ overall design as a range based fighter. Also nice how all the button prompts are regulated to the side of the screen to correspond to the button placement, a nice touch to mitigate any disorientation of the chaos on screen. __________________________________
CRASH BANDICOOT: WARPED; Yes yes I know the N’Sane Trilogy is now gonna be multi-platform (thank Primus) but as many who have played it will verify it’s such an extensive HD remake that it doesn’t quality as being the same game. And sadly I don’t see the original ported to any other system.
Not much that needs to be said here, when it comes to the original trilogy everyone has their first favorite. I might have played the first one once or twice but never haven owned the first PS (fun fact I actually wanted it over the N64 but my mom was convinced to get the later) it would be this one that I ended up playing the most and ultimately beat first during one particular visit to my out of state cousins. _______________________________________
RATCHET & CLANK FUTURE: A CRACK IN TIME; I never got into R&C during my initial PS2 era days, it wasn’t until a decade or so later that I played all three of the original trilogy and the future trilogy. And I played them all in chronological order, so to go from the utter lackluster flop of a plot that was Tools of Destruction to this one was an easy step up.
I’m not gonna argue this game’s quality against the original trilogy, after much retrospect and hearing other opinions there is just no contest as far as story, setting and personality. The original trilogy wins. But as far as the future trilogy? Yeah, this is easily the best one, the other two are just boring.
Crack in Time just had the best story overall and an overall journey that didn’t feel like my time was being wasted. Plus this was one of those games that gave me incentive to actually seek out the optional side objectives. Gameplay balance is an issue as things can skew a bit too easy but I was having too much fun overall to mind. Plus any game that gives me something like the Constructo Pistol and Shotgun easily gets the nod. ___________________________________
LITTLEBIGPLANET 2; There is some part of me that still loves this game....but these days it is more of a tragic love story of love lost. Ultimately my creativity and ambition overgrew my actual ability and the limitations forced on me with both the allotted level space and materials (I mean good lord have you tried to make levels with a lot of gold and complex shapes? The game just flat out tells you to fuck off). Perhaps what really soured the experience was trying to do exactly what the devs did with the story mode they made, but I realize now it was as impressive as it was because they had no arbitrary thermometer limiting what they could put in.....bastards....
These days I more respect this game for what it was made to do and what others were able to do with it. But as far as what I was able to do? Yeah, it’s too heartbreaking to think about..... __________________________________
JAK II; Remember not even a few paragraphs ago I said I never played Ratchet & Clank until recently? This is why. Because in an industry where brand new games cost up to a few tens short of a full Benjamin, well, choices have to be made.
And yeah I was easily drawn to the first game with it being a more direct 3D platformer, easily the kind of game I’d get into after my time with the N64. And then the second game came along and added guns and an edgy dark hero super mode.....without compromising the gameplay the series was established on. And for as edgy as it was now being with the story it never felt ridiculous or out of place, one of the few times I’ve even see it work out really.
Also it was a laugh riot to play what was extensively Crash Bandicoot meets Grand Theft Auto. __________________________________
KINGDOM HEARTS; I have already chronicled my thoughts on this franchise several times before so I won’t bore you with too many details. Bottom line I feel the first one is the only good one simply because it had a nice fun story that felt like both a parody and love letter to Japanese RPGs without a hint of Kojima grade arrogance or self indulgence, unlike later entries >:/
And not once did this ever feel like a mere commercial for the Disney films represented, each world was an adventure all its own and the interactions with your favorite Disney characters actually felt like characters interacting, instead of just actors in a studio voicing their lines. So ultimately I’m able to tolerate the rather archaic gameplay because the story is still a treat to enjoy.
But more relevant to this list, this was the game that got me to get a PS2 in the first place. I was rather content going only with Nintendo but then I played this game while at another cousin’s house and was immediately entranced. And really it was at this point I was kinda tired of missing out on third party games that were PS exclusive for reasons that sounded as arbitrary excuses back then as they do now.
I still can’t fathom how many games of the PS2′s third party library wouldn’t have worked just as fine on the Gamecube, thereby increasing the available consumer base and resulting in more sales. And if KH3 really is slated for release on Xbox One, why the hell are none of the HD compilations of past games also released on the console as a courtesy to those who might be interested in the series but don’t have reason to get a PS4? Sadly it’s a question I shouldn’t be asking because I know exactly what kind of answer I’ll be getting, excuses. ________________________________
So yeah, even though I have indeed enjoyed some of the titles available, not even these select games are not enough to sway my disdain for Sony. In fact the games listed that were developed and publish by Sony themselves only serve as a reminder of what the company is now all too willing to throw away in light of the current direction it is going for with its exclusives library.
And really it kind of makes sense that Sony just doesn’t give much of a shit these days, they were never a video game company to begin with, they are an electronics conglomerate. Movies, music, computers, headphones, that sort of jazz. Video games is just another department to satisfy their fiscal year quota, nothing more. People keep praising them for revolutionizing gaming but forget that they never needed to get into video games to begin with.....
Their only incentive to doing so was as a petty, vindictive, butt hurt reaction to Nintendo’s refusal to bend over the same way Michael Jackson did. Sony hates taking no for an answer so they acted like a jealous ex lover and produced a product based on a foundation of hate...and hatred only begets more hatred.... _________________________________
Also figured I give a few honorable mentions that can’t be on this list proper for one or two obvious reasons, but all of them I have experienced on Sony consoles...
CASTLEVANIA SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT; Truth be told I’m more partial to Harmony of Dissonance but I know someone will get on my ass for not bringing this up. But yeah this was also on the Saturn....in Japan. Who’s dumb idea was it to keep the majority of the Saturn’s library Japanese exclusive?
MEGA MAN X6 (But Only On Easy Mode); On anything higher this game is just as broken and near unplayable as people say it is, shit even on easy it’s still a mess. Anyway this was the only PS MMX game I actually played on the PSOne back when it was new, this time on a friend’s console. And I’m not gonna lie I still have kind of a soft spot for it even with the glaring flaws....
KINGDOM HEARTS II; Yes yes this is a far superior game to the first one, gameplay wise. But in a game genre that lives or dies on the story being told there is no question that this was a serious downgrade. Everything that endeared me to the first game’s story this sequel proceeds to fuck up royally, and thus seeing the skip cutscene option as an absolute godsend makes me die a little inside, first rule of good storytelling in games is to make sure no one will ever want to skip the cutscenes even if they have the option to.
DEVIL MAY CRY 3; It was of course the first DMC I ever played and beat, and when said first happens to be the best in gameplay, structure and story it’s pretty hard not to be biased.
TRANSFORMERS WAR/FALL OF CYBERTRON; I think you guys know by now that I am a big fan of Transformers, so my reasons for liking these games are a no brainer.
BAYONETTA; Yeah it’s weird thinking this game ever saw the light of day on the PS3 and 360, mostly because Platinum had the decent courtesy to port the first game to the Wii U in direct response to concerns about the sequel now being Nintendo exclusive. And what did they do when it was announced a third game was on the way? They ported the previous two titles to the Switch so that no one would be left out of the loop, not even those that passed on the Wii U. That’s what I call customer service, wouldn’t you agree SQUARE ENIX?
DEAD SPACE; Pretty much the last good EA game. The final gasp of air made by EA’s capacity for common human decency before tossing it away and effectively going all in on putting out a constant flow of bullshit on a yearly basis.
ASURA’S WRATH; Pretty much the only interactive movie game in all creation that still feels like a video game, with actual video game segments. Still bullshit that you had to pay additional money just to see the ending but hey at least said ending was actually worth the money, heaven help Capcom if it ended up being a shit ending...
BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM; Yeah yeah I should be giving the nod to Arkham City but that whole business involving Talia Al Ghul all but killed the second game’s story for me....seriously Bruce what the fuck do you even see in that cunt to make you so sycophantic for her?
DRAGONBALL XENOVERSE; Well it was fun while it lasted and even now I feel it’s a better “Kingdom Hearts” than any of the latter actual KH titles. But aside from also being on the 360 and such, well, it’s not exactly something I’m willing to play again.
GOD OF WAR: GHOST OF SPARTA; One of two reasons I even bothered picking up the PSP, and while I have since fallen out of love with Birth by Sleep, this is one I’m still able to go back to. Not only is it a decent adventure in its own right but somehow it makes God of War II better from a story perspective as now it gave Kratos even more reason for going against Olympus...
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Let’s talk about GoW
God of War not Gears of War you dingus.
- Painstakingly handcrafted
I’m sure you’ve heard a lot about this game right now but I hope alongside its graphical fidelity, satisfying gameplay, and story; that the level of detail in this game is being discussed. It's the foundation of the things I just mentioned. Every creative decision made by Santa Monica is backed up by the details of the said decision. A familiar free-flowing combat style that lets the player play not only as they want, but as they may need to. Why is combat different? Kratos is older, slower, but still strong. The sense of scale is signature God of War but brought into this generation, a more modern cinematic feel that really compliments the combat. A closer camera really lets you bask in the surrounding environment and how they change around you. The way lore and myths are imparted through both dialogue and one of the Atreus collectibles, it’s there if you want it and deepens the world; my point is that it's seamlessly interwoven into the world and not just filler talk or pointless collectibles. This game is polished to the point of a blinding sheen.
-”Can I borrow this?”
This franchise has learned a lot as it watched from the shadows, waiting for its return. Watching Joel and Ellie in the way they communicated and interacted. Observing the warriors of the Dark Souls world. Learning the new wheel of third-person melee combat in “light, heavy, block, dodge” and used this simple genius in their own inspiring way. Yakuza’s open but intimate world space well-sprinkled with meaningful items and encounters. I’m sure other gamers see other games that I haven’t mentioned but those are the big titles that I see when I play this game. Regardless of what influence/inspiration you see, to me, it never bites so much to be deemed lazy. Everything is tweaked and reworked to the benefit of this new God of War.
- Myths Masacered
The combat, like many aspects of the game, is one of the crown jewels. Fluid, visceral, challenging, but forgiving. Movement is labored with Kratos’ age but its still plenty of dodging. Everything from the ax throw, the actual melee combat, and hand-to-hand; it’s all flawlessly interwoven and makes for some of the most exhilarating combat I’ve experienced as a gamer. Personally, it dwarfs the previous GoW games and overhauls the fights to something truly greater. To me, it seems Soulsian, yes a lot of people say that about a lot of games coming out but guess what. It’s one of the most loved and famed series in modern gaming and with development starting the year DS2 came out, it is conceivable to see them taking some inspiration. Which is fine because GoW broadens the horizon of “light, heavy, dodge” and opens up the floodgates for a much more expansive fight style that the player gets to dictate in an instance. The immeasurably brilliant Jim Sterling draws a comparison to Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice and I see it but given its 2017 release date I doubt it was the muse for this change despite seeing his point of view.
- rpG’d up
Another huge part of this virtual facelift is the mechanics involved in progression. Armor, enhancement runes, interchangeable moves that keep the combat fresh. The dual leveling system is interesting and vaguely reminiscent of Destiny/The Division. All while maintaining a very Dungeons and Dragons-esque progression that makes you feel that jump from level 3 to level 4. So many aspects that, had someone told me SMS would use them, I would’ve hesitated to feel good about such choices. It drives exploration because you’re looking for a new resource to upgrade your favorite armor piece or xp for moves.
-Kratos: Live and Reloaded
This is Kratos unlike any iteration we’ve seen. In dialogue and cutscenes you expect him to lash out, and to some extent, he may. It is worth noting however that it is his learnedness and maturity that is arguably most jarring to me. Showing patience, wisdom, and intelligence beyond” how many ways can I kill this thing”. Mature isn’t just the rating, it’s a description of our guy Kratos that doesn’t apply in previous games, not like this.
-Like our main character, not perfect
It's something impressive when I feel like I’m nitpicking in my criticisms. I do think it’s a bit heavy on the boat time. Even so, the boating is used for exposition and dialogue between characters. However rare that it is, I’ve experienced freezes in really inopportune times. Like, mid-Execution Cleaver kind of times. Bugs like the speech audio being really muted in HDR mode. Even in the face of these issues, there have been three updates to GoW since its release on the 20th. They are making sure this product is running at it’s highest capacity and when we live in an age where developers ship a game and can wait months before major updates; it’s kind of refreshing but still a detriment.
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Hey hey hey can you give me some music recommendations? I like most music so don’t worry about like what genres and such to focus on just recommend some favorites
Hey hey hey anon! I can give you some music recommendations! I like a lot of music, 187 different artists according to my Spotify. You requested some of my favourites, and quite frankly I have a lot of favourites. These are my go to songs, the ones that can make a shit day better. Also I’m sorry that I took so long to reply to you, I hope you like the songs I have listed and it isn’t too disappointing.
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One Direction: 18, Ready to Run, Fools Gold, Night Changes, Illusion (that song is so underrated its sad), Infinity, Love You Goodbye, Wolves, End Of The Day, Diana, Story of My Life, Don’t Forget Where You Belong, Through the Dark, Half A Heart, Why Don’t We Go There, Home, Perfect (Stripped), Last First Kiss, Rock Me, They Don’t Know About Us, Nobody Compares, Moments, I Should Have Kissed You, their version of Torn and Teenage Dirtbag and the song they sold to a 14 year old Just Can’t Let Her Go. (who am I kidding every song they released.)
Shawn Mendes: Life Of The Party, Kid In Love, Imagination, This Is What It Takes, Lost, Three Empty Words, Lights On, Honest, Patience, Bad Reputation, Roses and Show You.
Troye Sivan: TALK ME DOWN, HEAVEN, YOUTH, LOST BOY, for him, SUBURBIA, BLUE, The Fault in Our Stars, Fun and Happy Little Pill.
BTS: Spring Day, Pied Piper, Dimple, DNA, Best Of Me, Butterfly, Autumn Leaves and Run
5 Seconds of Summer: Daylight, their version of American Idiot, Amnesia, Rejects, Wrapped Around Your Finger, Just Saying, Disconnected, Story Of Another Us, Broken Home, The Space Between a Rock and a Hard Place, Safety Pin, San Francisco, 18, Long Way Home, Heartbreak Girl, Beside You and Out of my Limit.Andy Black: his whole solo album is amazing and it features Ashton Irwin, Gerard and Mikey Way, and was produced by John Feldman. If that doesn’t make you want to listen to it, I fear that nothing will.
Black Veil Brides: Mortician’s Daughter, Love Isnt Always Fair, Ritual, Rebel Love Song and Fallen Angels.
Panic! At the Disco: Northern Downpour, Nine In The Afternoon, Miss Jackson, This Is Gospel, Girls/Girls/Boys, Casual Affair, Collar Full, Memories, Emperor’s New Clothes, Let’s Kill Tonight, Turn Off The Lights, New Perspective, LA Devotee, Golden Days, and Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time.
My Chemical Romance: The Sharpest Lives, I Don’t Love You, Disenchanted, Famous Last Words, Na Na Na, Bulletproof Heart, Sing, Planetary (GO!), The Only Hope For Me Is You, Helena, I’m Not Ok, The Ghost Of You, It’s Not A Fashion Statement It’s a Deathwish, Cemetery Drive, Fake Your Death and Teenagers.
Avril Lavigne: Rock N Roll, 17, Bitchin’ Summer, Hello Heartache, Here’s To Never Gowing Up, When You’re Gone, Innocence, Contagious and You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet
Halsey: New Americana, Hurricane, Roman Holiday, Ghost, Strange Love, Castle, Is There Somewhere, Empty Gold, 100 Letters, Now Or Never, Bad At Love, Srangers, Don’t Play and Angel On Fire.
Charlie Puth: Losing My Mind, Up All Night, Left Right Left, Then There’s You, Some Type Of Love, River, Does It Feel, Dangerously, How Long, Attention and We Don’t Talk Anymore.
Fall Out Boy: American Beauty/American Psycho, The Kids Aren’t Alright, Jet Pack Blues, Fourth Of July, Immortals, Sugar We’re Goin Down, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, I Don’t Care, 20 Dollar Nose Bleed, Rat a Tat, Save Rock And Roll, HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T and The Last Of The Real Ones.
Ed Sheeran: Holy crap anything that he has released I love. To list everything would just be the tracklist to every album and ep.Little Mix: Little Me, About The Boy, Love Me Like You, Black Magic, I Love You, Love Me Or Leave Me, I Won’t, DNA, Change Your Life, Wings, How Ya Doin’?, Reggaeton Lento, No More Sad Songs, Oops, You Gotta Not, Your Love, If I Get My Way and Nobody But You.
Olly Murs: Dance With Me Tonight, Beautiful To Me (the music video is my religion) Love Shouldn’t Be This Hard, Kiss Me, I Blame Hollywood, A Million More Years, Right Place Right Time, Dear Darlin’, One Of These Days, You Don’t Know Love, Grow Up, Love You More, Back Around, Unpredictable, Flaws and Heart Skips A Beat.
The Vamps: Wild Heart, Somebody To You (both versions) Oh Cecilia, On The Floor, Can We Dance, Middle Of The Night, Paper Hearts, Same To You, Cheater, I Found A Girl, Volcano and All Night. (also I was reading a book on Wattpad and I listened to The Vamps every time I read the book and it was so fitting…? Like all the lyrics made sense at the right time. And for the whole book I imagined the male character as Brad. Now when I hear The Vamps I am reminded about of book. Idk why I am sharing that.)
Taylor Swift: YES OK I LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT AND HARRY STYLES DON’T HATE ME PLEASE!! (I don’t think haylor was a good thing for either of them though) Jump Then Fall, Fearless, Fifteen, Love Story, Tell Me Why, You’re Not Sorry, Red, 22, Everything Has Changed, Girl At Home, All Too Well, The Last Time, Getaway Car, This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Today Was A Fairytale, Style, This Love, Wonderland, You Are In Love, New Romantics, Mine, Sparks Fly, Back To December :’(, Long Live, Ours, Mary’s Song, Our Song and Teardrops On My Guitar. (Also Taylor Swift by Taylor Swift was my first cd, I was so obsessed with her and its because of her I got emotionally invested in music, so thanks Taylor for ruining my life and also improving it.
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