#my emo shawty

[alexxxddd]

Me and bro when @raven0317

[sheila--e]

The worst sin of these heterosexual jojo fanfic is that THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR THE GIRLS. IM SO MAD. WHAT DID IYAZ TEACH YOU?? YOURE NOT EVEN IN THE KITCHEN COOKING THINGS SHE LIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allthegothihopgirls]

8

tell them goth

tell them the truth

(ik this was with preparation but not pictured is the hour long breakdown of that one fanfic. you know which one.)

(i think im like legally obligated to put a disclaimer that those pictures are so so so satirical)

OK. THIS IS SLANDER.

you're ruining my reputation on this website

ANYWAYS.

8- what could you give a 40-minute presentation on with no preparation?

i think i could give a 40 minute presentation on any one of the interests i've had over the past 5 years (notably twd)

although right now i'm most inclined to go on and on and on and on about batman. which i fully intend on doing at some point

[lucy-the-demon]

Plot twist- the real reason Shane was mean to you was because you fell on his titties when you met.

Kinda held a grudge for a while.

That and he's hella depressed.

He listened to mcr once and this happened!

[sunshines-child]

Nico: I was just trying to buy jewelry for me and my sister and then this guy in a bright orange pickup truck with a cowboy hat on called me emo

Will: my bad shawty that was me ��

[honeypleasejustkillme]

me rn fr,, where’s my emo shawty at 😔

[lizaluvsthis]

I literally love your art so much you're so talented and OHHH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW AND STUFF AND AHHHH 😭 😭 I wish I could have skills like yours

Thank you I get that alot by other people!

Thank you thank you ^^ I tried my best <3

If you wish you could have it- then train your art! Try learning new things about the shapes and sizes from their anatomy thats how I learned it! (Trust me it takes a whole dang process) but its fine you can do it :D

Also have this art-

We got Gay Emo Shawty Three

[tommyssupercoolblog]

I really REALLY understand the whole "I need a dark alt babygirl immediately I need an emo partner so bad I need a gothy spooky lover" thing SO MUCH because. Me. Me with my babygirl. He wears all black and likes skeletons and Halloween and listens to edgy music and I'm like. DAMN SHAWTY 🥵😙😍😘. Like I'm a catboy and I'm like BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK WOOF because nothing else conveys that feral thirsty energy. I need him so bad. I have him and it drives me crazy bananas fucking wild

But also I need you to consider;

Are you expecting them to have a certain personality because they like edgy things? Remember, dark babys can also be soft. Gentle. Demure. My babygirl is proof of that he is shy and soft babys. There are many varieties of spooky babys .

Are you prepared to offer gifts as a totem of devotion? Bones are especially beloved but also rocks?? Sending them spooky things you find??? Halloween decorations???

Are you prepared to die for them in battle against conservative religious people in the event they aren't comfortable confronting the assholes commenting on their clothes and shit??? Are you ready to FIGHT for their HONOUR??????

Are you ready to love them so hard and so crazy that it makes you insane. Are you ready to be OBSESSED. Are you ready to be a "wife guy" (gender neutral) about ur hottie

It is important that u r ready for a spooky babys. U gotta be ALL IN for the spooky babys. I better not hear about any of y'all mistreating your 👏 PRECIOUS 👏 FINE 👏 ASS 👏 SMOKING 👏 HOT 👏 EMO 👏 GOTH 👏 ANGEL 👏 BABIES 👏. You gotta be ready to treat them RIGHT. You gotta have the kisses and snuggles and jars of mice bones READY!!!!!!

[nero1forte]

persona 3 music headcanons

(yay)

i’m taking in the time period the game takes place. (2009-2010ish) also. idk what type of music was popular in japan, so i’m just going off of western music :^)

Makoto

Ok. so i might be projecting a bit on this one, but he listens to early 2000’s emo/grunge/rock music.

A few bands i’m specifically thinking: mcr, deftones (i know im sorry but cmon), green day, maybeee the cure idk

He’ll really listen to anything though. if he doesn’t like something that’s put on he won’t say anything to the person. just. internalize how much he hates it

Makoto also listens to instrumentals. he likes to turn his brain off and do stuff around the dorm or just sit in his room. songs with lyrics sometimes are too overwhelming in those specific instances

Junpei

Junpei definitely listens to bands like Linkin Park and The Offspring. Maybeeee some rap here and there too

“SHAWTYS LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD” (thinks of Chidori when he listens to that song)

He def has “concerts” in his room where he blasts his music and sings obnoxiously loud

I feel like he’d also secretly like some pop music, but he’d never admit it

Yukari

She listens to whatever’s popular at the moment but she definitely has some favorite bands/artists

Mainly listens to female artists (P!NK? maybe avril lavigne)

Lovesss pop music and love songs (Junpei teases her for liking love songs and it makes her SO MAD)

Aigis

Aigis doesn’t really care what music is playing. But she has a tendency to… over explain things about the music.

Will give unnecessary info about the artist that is currently playing

She’ll also try to find songs she thinks the others will like based on the stuff they play around her

Shes basically like the DJ thing on spotify

Fuuka

I can see Fuuka liking music with lots of different instruments. But also liking softer songs (idk if she’d listen to this band but my first thought was songs like Never Shout Never makes)

Prefers live recordings and acoustic versions of songs

She usually lets the others pick out music when they’re listening together and generally likes anything (unless it’s super heavy)

Her and Yukari like a lot of the same music. Junpei also tries to get her to listen to more rock

Akihiko

Aki doesn’t really listen to music… He either does things in silence or turns the radio on a random station

He goes to Power Records and buys CDs based on the cover art

If someone plays a song and he likes how it sounds, he’ll awkwardly go up to them and ask them what the song is called

Mitsuru

Mitsuru is a bit hard to place for me. But I feel like she would mainly listen to classical music (on the rare occasions she does listen to music)

She doesn’t have CDs, a radio or an MP3 player. But she definitely has a record player and collects records

Like Fuuka, she’ll usually let the underclassmen pick out music to play and some of the lyrics make her question the things they’re into…

Shinji

Shinji listens to very very very underground stuff. (can’t decide if he would listen to 90s rock or not.)

He tried to show his music to Aki ONE TIME. Aki immediately hated it

No specific bands or songs rlly come to mind

I imagine the stuff he likes is … very hard to listen to :)

He also hates pop music with a passion

Kotone

She’s like a mix of Yukari and Makoto

The type of person to listen to anything… ANYTHING. and most likely enjoy it

Kotone is also one of the only people who actually likes Shinjis obscure ass music

Ken

Ken. Idk.

He seems like the type to not really care about music honestly

Just. Listens to whatever the others put on without much objection

[streamluckybyriize]

this has been chilling in my drafts for a couple of weeks now-

Niki as your emo boyfriend who…

-makes emo playlists for you to listen to when you’re together

-loves when your nails scratch his hair (especially when he’s stoned as fuck and somehow managed to climb up to your bedroom window)

-claims he hates when you style his hair in cute pink clips and scrunchies, but secretly lives for those moments

-wears your scrunchies during class so all them horny popular girls piss off

-deadset hates everyone but his family and you

-loves and actually asks (begs) you to do his makeup

-paints your nails to match his

-has your contact name saved as ‘my reason to breathe’

-always lays on top of you when cuddling, using his whole weight to keep you from escaping

-has you wearing his chains and bracelets and rings

-pulls you into a vacant classroom to kiss you

-skips classes with you

-introduces his friends to you and makes sure their on their best behaviour in front of you (no jake, don’t offer her a puff of ur joint)

-loves when you straddle his hips as he lays shirtless, allowing you to draw on his bare back. He’s super ticklish and will giggle at certain ticklish areas if you draw on them.

-has a tattoo of your name on his pubic bone (v-line) and everyone has seen it when he’s lifted his shirt during the day (them horny popular girls are JEALOUS AF)

-dresses you in his big, black alt clothing

-gifted you a silver anklet with his name engraved on the metal with skulls and hearts for charms for your third-year anniversary

-asked his mother to give you a spare key to their house because that’s how welcome you are to their home (they all love you and are grateful for you being in his life because he’s so much happier when he’s with you)

-takes pictures of you both in the mirror with your makeup done like his (one arm would be head locking you- not actually hurting you, while the other hold the camera and your hands hold onto his bicep with a huge smile on your face, and his face is just as stoic as ever)

-writes poems about you and never shows anyone

-keeps Polaroids of you guys scattered around his bedroom/house, keeping his absolute favourite ones (a picture of you wearing a crop that says ‘sink all your teeth into me’ and you’re laying under him, and another that’s a picture of both of you, clearly going through the aftermath of a heavy make out session with your lips swollen, hair absolutely ruined and red rosy cheeks)

-has you keeping clothes over at his, and clothes that belong to him at your house for nights you guys stay over at the other’s house

-always shows his absolute love by saying things like, “you’re the reason I try”, “I’ll always love you, even after we die” and other emo sappy things that make you blush so hard

-loves when your warm hands slide inside his shirt, feeling up his chest and abs

-sends you daily pictures

-messages you every morning “good morning, angel” and every night “dream of me, babydoll”

-calls you pet names; angel, babydoll, baby, my love, cutie, shawty/shorty

THIS WAS WAY LONGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!

(STREAM ‘I GOT YOU’ by TWICE)

[sideeffectsofhavingnolife]

IPKKND S:1 EP-5

Thinking of doing a sprint instead of one each day.

Let me grab some tea and churn these out

Me, when high on chai.

Fifth Episode of Iss pyar ko kya naam doon, hoping for progression.

Her being surrounded by men, is just an uncomfortable feeling.

Stop it with the overreaction guys. It's clearly an accidental fall. They are acting like she had a sex tape released.

Oh! Hey Mom, who just came around Khushi after 4 episodes of sulking. Ready to be disappointed once again?

Look at Arnav watching their video, quite fondly, if I may say.

"Meri bezatti karni ki himmat na aaj tak kisi ne ki hai, na ab koi karega." 🙄 He is such a fussy kid!

I just saw Tees Maar Khan's poster behind them. A bit sad that fewer people went to that movie because they were busy watching Khushi's video. Khushi's got Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif beat. Nice going girl!

Oh there we go! The catcallers are here. Why are they always in a group of three though? It was the same in Ishqbaaz.

I doubt you all got even a penny in your pockets.

What the fuck is this acting! Lol!

Damn! The mother is very coy. I'd expect her to get in at least one slap.

A group of hooligans disrespecting women. Tick.

The sleazy dupatta pulling. Tick.

Pushing an elderly man off. Tick.

No interference from the crowd. Tick

Setting the stage so a younger man can magically appear and save the day. Tick

This is an every 2000s and 10s bollywood movie scene ever.

And our savior's got the iconic Salman Khan bracelet.

Could you walk a little slower dude? This way you might actually reach in time.

Why are there people just standing around. Like they are not even hesitantly walking by. They are full-on standing and watching as if that's what they stepped out for.

Yo! What kind of acupuncture pressure point did this man hit for the goon's hand to be shaking that much?

"Kaun hai be tu?" Honestly, I have the same question.

Holy Shit, He just made a 'I fucked you mom' comeback.

Not the shawty eating the watermelon.

More people just entered.

Did the bat just break after coming in contact with his arm?! Is this man unbreakable?

I think they forgot to put the snapping neck effect.

Not him instantly falling in love with our girl. Or does he know her from before?

Stop looking at her, my guy. She wouldn't want a man looking at her for the entire next month.

Also they don't know each other at all. This is an entirely new interaction. I need to prepare my second lead syndrome heart. Why are the second leads always the better choice?

Aghh! Bua ji please shut the fuck up! Why don't you visit the ganga ji yourself, perhaps in a kalash?

Ooh, they are going to delhi? Nice, develop the plot.

But does she really think that Delhi is the place to learn 'sanskaar'?

Ab Bua ji ko bahut problem ho rahi hai.

Oh his sister's still here.

It's the divorce you alll.

Nah! This man is really such a child. Isn't it embarrassing to talk such emo shit in front of his employee.

"Di relax, please." He got so triggered.

She saw the news? But didn't she see it live, I am pretty sure she was there.

I know Khushi feels bad but Payal literally has nothing to do with any of this, yet she is trying her best to cope with it.

"Soch ke hi to kiya hai." This bastard is so turned on by this stuff.

"Aapka pati kaha hai?" Lol.

He is gone, boy, they are divorcing.

I am kinda digging this dynamic more.

No! Tease him more. I can just tell she is gonna be a big shipper of Arnav and Khushi in the future.

Khushi! Girl! I love your spirit but please don't make this worse. This isn't as bad, you should learn to be less dependent on your parents. It's about time.

Yeah! sure this makes you so much less suspicious.

Wow! they really pulled up to the news station.

Does she think that they would have even an iota of regret about it.

At this point she would have to take it to the court which she is likely to lose because well, money.

Dubey ji and Chaubey ji. Right, Not at all fictional.

"Uske liye to aapko Delhi jaana padega!" So it's Arnav then.

Oh, so now they feel bad.

"Hum galat the" Well, that was easy.

Now she knows!

Not that she could do much about it anyways! But atleast she can hate him more viscerally now. And that's what we want!

Okay Byeeee!!

Onto the next one, I go!

[torchickentacos]

Ranking pokemon characters by how much I think they're willing to wear jeans (I've had a long day [project and exam due] and there is a noted historical correlation between my nerves being frayed and my shitposting):

Most to least likely!

Ash. While he would opt for gym shorts more often, I do believe he has the capacity to wear baggy jeans like in Sinnoh. He would have been a JNCO guy. He SHOULD be in second place, but JNCOs are jeans^2 so I think that earns him first place.

Zoey. She's a jeans girl. Trust me. I feel like they're the main pants Zoey owns.

May. Maybe projecting my denim opinions on a blorbo, but I can see her as a lightwash slightly-too-long bootcut girlie. But all her jeans are frayed at the bottom because she'd step on them. Also, denim jackets probably. She feels very denim adjacent to me.

Serena. She's a 2016 influencer skinny jeans girl /positive, we love her for this. She has nothing against denim and likes the stretchy jeggings probably. Not opposed to acid wash, but wary of it.

Paul. Nothing to say here. He just feels right here. Only dark wash or grey though.

Brock, but only circumstantially. He's more of a cargo pants guy, which tend to be synthetic cotton blends iirc. I'm not a pants scientist.

Gary. He feels like a pretty middle ground guy- he'd go for jeans, he'd go for courdoroy, he'd go for slacks, sweatpants. He feels like a pants neutralist.

Misty. She'd be higher on the list, BUT she would only wear denim shorts OR overalls so she is picky about it.

Harley: absolutely not unless it's serving like shawty with the apple bottom jeans. He WOULD wear them, but it has to be a very intentional choice.

Dawn. Not a pants girl in general. I see her as more skirts and dresses. Wait, does she ever even wear pants in canon??? I only remember seeing it in the pajama set in the wallace cup.

Goh. Go sweatpants or stay home. I can't see him in jeans, truly, UNLESS it's emo ripped black skinny jeans a la MCR fan or, like, dan howell or something.

Drew. No jeans. Jeans are Too Much Of A Texture.

[dirtyrat21]

i would like to formally apologize to 100 gecs. I did not know you were a trans woman and compared you to midwest emo with autotune and anger issues instead of depression.

my b shawty

[alm0sthere]

all my emo shawtys say rawr!

[thetoothpastecasate]

In honor of Mcr day today's Celebrity crush is Mikey Way. BRO LOOK AT HIM. THE BOTTOM 2 PICS ARE SENDING ME INTO ORBIT BECAUSE TELL ME HES NOT FINE. NOT TO MENTION IK MY LORE TECHNICALLY HE NAMED THE BAND CAUSE HE SAW IT ON A BOOK AND IF IT WASNT FOR HIM THE BAND WOULD BE CALLED LIKE EMO 9/11 OR SMTH SO🥰👍. AND HES THE BASSIST SO HES GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS. HES MY SHAWTY BAE

[aggressivedaikons]

🌻 (evil))

yu have giving me SECOND SUNFLOWER POWERS TYYYY ayyyyyy

now I can ramble about how it’s weird being a scene kid kinning optimus whoag

First off. I. Have been obsessed with this man. Since I was a wee little lass. Whooo boy. 😩 since I was like 4 sobbing. But. He’s been a long long long long long long long time comfort character, and esp lately (last year or so) I’ve kinned him more and more. I particularly kin/fixate on him in his TFP version. just. He’s.

Trembling before him he. He’s. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 daym shawty. but yeah I. I love him.this. This right here is my favorite thing ever /Ref

part of it stems from like. Daddy issues n stuff. I. I love him so much, partially because he’s just. Such. A comfort. He has saved me from. Doing bad things. And I just. He’s incredible. It’s really hard to explain why, but I heavily relate to his mannerisms and emotional suppression. He’s just incredibly soothing to think about. AND HES HOT.

So like. Yeah. It’s weird kinning him when I go from hyper emo to solemn and quiet. But it’s nice, when I need to calm down.

yeah I have a lot more to say I’m just very tired so 😁 that’s it for now