#mun shitpost

[pinklocksoflove]

:O

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

(Been thinking about this scenario in my head... dbz mood has been sparked again thanks to YouTube

"What a waste of time. Something seems to be keeping the barrier between otherworld and earth from breaking. Looks like I'll need a stronger ki signature to remove it completely."

"You know it's rude to show up uninvited to someone's home much less while mimicking their face. Let me guess another one of the good doctors schemes? I though we'd seen the last of him after cell was killed."

"I see. So this timeline version of me hasn't slacked on training. Fair enough, your ki will be sufficient to weaken the barrier."

"Better hope you don't bore me. Or else I'll just have to send you to the same place I sent that bald pipsqueak. Don't worry I wont give 18 a chance to grieve this time. She'll join you once I'm done."

*DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA!*

"You touched my family and had the balls to gloat? Seems like even the doctor can't fix stupidity. Get out of my sight, crawl back into whatever hole you came from and die."

"Tough talk from an inferior model. Don't you get it? I'm YOU, just a You who's realized his full potential. I can absorb anything you throw at me..."

[To be continued next time on db...]

[ravensroleplays]

Fun game for those who aren’t familiar with my AHIT AU:

One of these two is a loving and dedicated father, and actually pretty decent guy who’s just trying to raise his daughter the best he can.

The other is a bitter, vindictive, and somewhat petty villain who goes out of his way to hurt everyone he can on not just his home planet, but ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE, in his ongoing quest for power and revenge.

Guess which is which.

[misteria247]

Broke: Pacifica only bullies Dipper

Woke:

They bully each other

[fallenalbaz]

Bad at photoshop, but have this.

[blackbirdffxiv]

Me, anytime I need to do something physical:

[sophiemaryjanes]

things i've heard during model un

*someone with their phone on speaker* "where are you?" "buying jamba juice for india. we talked about this."

"we could afford a bus last year because we did some things that were a little shaky in terms of legality"

"we used to throw tea in the ocean to protest monopolies." "sarah for the last time you can't kill mark zuckerberg"

"i have a brilliant idea." *dramatic pause* "biological warfare"

"if you'd had millions of dollars extorted from you in the eighteen whatevers, you'd want to nuke france too"

"russia's just been sitting here. drinking a coffee. plotting world domination"

"the projector isn't working right now, so if you could turn the resolution into an original song and perform it live for us that'd be great."

"would anyone like to make a speech?" *person raises hand* "besides you"

*screaming and sirens start somewhere in the distance* "me too dude. me too"

"QUICK INDIA FORGE ME A CHECK"

"so how are the kids?" (to britain) *sniffs* "THEY'VE ALL ABANDONED ME"

*to the tune of "the jets"* "when you're korea your life can be tough / you get split down the middle"

"i've got that middle eastern dictator rizz" *finger guns*

[whitherwanderer]

⯈ Ride the imposing beast.

[iwozlegit]

|| 🍍• All of y’all out here acting like you’re the top Megatron apologist of all-time like it’s a personality trait…

…when this motherfucker exists

[mxgalodon]

Hello, everyone. Just wanted to say in about two days there will be a celebration on the Leviathan, and it is open invite. Just bring a dish worth a reasonable amount of servings, don't cause trouble, and you are free to meander about the ship for the day.

It is a tri-monthly tradition of ours is to hold a feast, as an excuse to share wealth and intermingle on friendly terms. Haven't been able to host it as of late for, well... obvious reasons. However, I'll be picking it back up now that the Leviathan is up and running again.

Perhaps we can theme them on the four seasons you all are so fond of. This time will be 'fall' themed. I better see pumpkins.

[fandomtrash-16]

he gets hungry sometimes

[izunias-meme-hole]

Kid Me watching that Lego Batman 2 film and seeing Joker: Huh. This guys fun.

Kid Me watching Batman 89: Oh you're a great bad guy!

Kid Me playing Lego Batman 3 and seeing Joker again: Hello my goofy fella.

Kid Me watching Batman Beyond Return of the Joker, hearing Mark Hamil's voice for the first time, and witnessing THAT horrific scene: ...This surely won't affect me later on, right?

Kid Me after watching BTAS for the first time: Oh no. He's amazing and fckin' awful.

Teenage Me after reading The Killing Joke & going through the Arkham games: OH NO HE'S AWFUL-

Teenage Me after seeing the Lego Batman movie: ...Why does he seem like a pissed off ex?

Teenage Me after actually seeing The Dark Knight: OH HE'S ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE, WTF-

Teenage me after seeing Joker 2019: Huh... unique, but not my Joker 100%.

Me months before the pandemic: Eh, I've kinda outgrown Jonkler.

Me after rewatching B:TAS once in a blue moon, and Gotham during the pandemic: No I fcking haven't outgrown Jonkler, but I have common sense to say he's not that amazing.

Me @ Kefka, Hisoka, Dimentio, etc during all of this: You're gud.

Me after watching The Batman (2022) and seeing the Joker deleted scene: ...I'm interested.

Me in 2023: I respect the bisexual clown with the fashion sense of a 1940's supervillain a LOT, but he's not at the top of my personal blorbos.

Me in mid 2024 with a purple tux in my home: Still not at the top of my blorbos...

Joker fckin' getting the last laugh as I put him above fcking SAURON, GANON, SEPHIROTH, BEATRICE, AND BILL CIPHER:

Me:

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

It's late and I'm trying to get my sleep back on track.

Anyway my bleach mood is never ending so here's my unprompted and totally arbitrary line up for the end of series Espada

Neo Espada: (dumb name I know)

#1 Tier Harribel (Queen)

#2 Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck

#3 Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

#4 Roka Paramia

#5 Rudbornn Chelute (yes he's still alive)

#6 Tres Bestias

#7 Gantenbainne Mosqueda

#8 Ashido Kano (novels carry)

#9 Loly Aivirrne

#0/10 Cien Granz (give him a few years)

[thotsforvillainrights]

Obviously I'm not logging off before posting my nightly shitpost. What kind of psycho do you take me for???

(In some universe I'm sure this counts as Dabihaul content maybe. Idk)

[misteria247]

Ford essentially: "Aw damn looks like you've got me such a shame lemme just-

"SIKE GET FUCKED."

[blackbirdffxiv]

This is how villain arcs start.... mine specifically