#mockingbird incorrect

[alexblakehusband]

bobbi: if you’re going to give grapes to a baby make sure to cut them in half

hunter: [gasps]

bobbi: the grapes, not the baby hunter

[overheardatavengersmansion]

Some Avengers Text posts

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

"Yes, I am looking for trouble. And if I cannot find it, I will create it."

Lelouch

[accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes]

Atticus, after Halloween: This is what we call a traumatic event.

Atticus, turning to Jem: Not a “major L”.

Atticus, turning to Scout: And not an “oof lmao”.

[mamuzzy]

And if you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird I'ma give you the world I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'ma break that birdie's neck I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with Dad! (Haha)

-- Kal Skirata, probably

[nowifi-noconnection]

bobbi, pointing to ward: this is your man?

agent 33: that’s mine. and i’m gonna stick beside him

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Terry: The risk I took was calculated but man am I bad at math

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Yes, I am looking for trouble.

And if I cannot find it, I will create it.

[ask-missparker]

Amelia Morse, 3rd wheel…hi I’m Amelia. | Agents Of SHIELD Incorrect Quotes

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Pairing: Bobbi x Hunter

Featuring me, Amelia M. Parker their niece

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Amelia: Hey, Hunt? Can I get some dating advice?

Hunter: Just because I’m with your aunt Bobbi doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Amelia: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Hunter: I'm a knife.

Bobbi, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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Hunter: Darling tell your aunt I’m mad at her.

Bobbi: Honey tell your uncle he’s being an idiot like always.

Amelia, standing in between them: I..what do i say first?

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Liane: How do you deal with all the couples here? Roch and Michelle, me and Ethan—oh! Rick and Luna.

Amelia: Because i deal with Hunter and Bobbi.

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Bobbi, to Hunter: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Hunter, motioning to himself and Amelia: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Bobbi: I love you.

Hunter: I love you more, love.

Bobbi: I’ll lie for you.

Hunter: I’ll kill for you.

Amelia: The fact that’ve seen both happen, doesn’t surprise me.

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Amelia: Remind me why I’m living here with you two?

Hunter: Because you love us.

Bobbi: And we give you all the supplies you need to survive.

Amelia: Also?

Hunter and Bobbi: We pay rent.

Amelia: There it is.

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Amelia: I love you guys, you're one of the best things that's happened to me.

Bobbi: Awww! We're one of the best things that's ever happened to you?

Amelia: Yes!

Hunter: That’s why your my favorite!

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Amelia: Nikolai and I don’t use pet names.

Bobbie: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Amelia: Honey?

Nikolai, in the other room: Yes, dear?

Amelia: I..

Bobbi: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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[slavicshadownr]

Kate: You know, Clint gives Laura flowers every day, I wish you'd do that too.

Yelena: Okay...

*Later*

Yelena: *Gives Laura flowers*

Laura: ... Thank you?

Yelena: I don't know; I'm confused as well.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: and to karkat on his wwriggling day, i givve the heeby geebies

Karkat: WHY?

Eridan: i havve nothing else to givve

[incorrect-toriko-quotes]

sunny and rin, as kids

Sunny: You want to grow up to be a lady, don’t you?

Rin: Not particularly.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

"Yes, I am looking for trouble. And if I cannot find it, I will create it."

- Daffy Duck

[danganronpafakes]

Masaru: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.

Source: Matt Adrian (“The Mincing Mockingbird: Guide to Troubled Birds”)

[accuratetokillamockingbirdquotes]

Scout: I love this picture of our family. We were so happy.

Dill: Where’s your aunt?

Scout: She hadn’t come to live with us yet. That’s why we were so happy.

[incorrectuksies]

spot: yes, i am looking for trouble. and if i cannot find it, i will CREATE it.