#miss you thiccboi

[lost-estradiographer]

My old coworker is a felon who really struggled for work until he found a kitchen gig. And he once stopped a robbery by just being like seven goddamn feet tall and built like an amateur wrestler.

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

[solesearching23]

Are you wondering what you’re missing in your life? Me. . . . #feetofinsta #queer #curvynation #cutefeet #feet #thickthighssavelives #thiccboi #feetofig #thiccthighs #bigthighs #curvybeauty #curvyblogger #curvypower #thickthighlife #thicc #hypefeet https://www.instagram.com/p/CpeXjwWuLFW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[zaddywise]

Funny short fic for when our thiccboi finds out about "hoe don't do it....oh my god" or the phrase "KOBE" or another "EVerybody says sausage keep it goin'" doesn't matter which one you do

“Hoe don’t do it!” You cried out and gripped onto your pillow as you watched your favorite hockey player take a shot from the center ice.“Oh my god!”; he missed it completely. “Idiot! I told you not to! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE!?”

Penny walked over to you on the couch and sat down,pulling your legs over to lay across from his.He glanced at the screen and squinted his eyes. “Hoe? How do you know he’s a hoe?” He asks curiously,taking your hand in his to gently play with your fingers.Sometimes his showing of affection threw you off but you loved it.

“No,silly.It’s just an expression people sometimes use.It’s from Vine,remember?” You grabbed your phone and looked up YouTube videos to show him. “I really think you’ll like this one,it’s really funny.” You couldn’t help but smile warmly at him as he studied each video and made humming noises,something you’ve come to learn he did when he was really into something.Who would’ve thought that your clown boy was going to get so invested in memes? ……………..

“Hoe don’t do it!” He calls out to the victim he’s preying on,taking a step forward to try and stop them as they grab a steel rod from the warehouse floor and stab him in the shoulder with it.

“Oh my god!” They cry out as they see it has no effect on him.

“Wait,that’s my line!”