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3 Days To Be The Greatest! Going Viral!
Mint now community! Love you!
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breadandblankets · 2 years
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so i took out the trash today like the good house husband i am not, leaving behind the rank smell of long forgotten noodles and the regrets of two people with memory issues
i, like any good tumblr citizen, remember the tales of the person who put two cups of vanilla extract in their oven so i did the sensible thing to get out two Caps of extract
just then, inspiration struck. a bolt of lightning straight from the muses themselves, if i could use vanilla extract.... who's to say i couldn't use other extracts?
i scoured the cabinets, i knew my partner had secreted away some illicit non-vanilla type extracts for baking, and i found it.
hidden in the back of the cabinet was a lone bottle of mint extract
i emptied my two caps with abandon into an (oven safe) glass dish and gleefully set the oven for 300 for an hour
all that was left now was to wait for the sins of the mind to be purged by the mighty mint leaf
ten minutes in... starting to smell kinda like a thin mint
fifteen minutes in, i take a nice deep breath of lovely scented air and i am greeted by searing burning minty pain
i launch myself towards the kitchen, every step closer to mint hell, every orifice on my face burning with the freezing righteous flame of menthol
im fumbling for the oven mitt to rid my home of this foul demon, i pry the oven open and am hit with a blast unlike anything else
i feel what that vine kid taking shots of mouthwash feels, i was seared raw, my tits were blown clean off, and it was just me and that devilish beguiling minty fresh taste
quickly dumping the rest into the sink i ran towards the door, begging for the sweet sweet smell of un-minted air
learning nothing from this encounter, i dare to try once more, with the tumblr-approved extract this time
wish me luck
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greelin · 9 months
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ok . combo time
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officialmiintee · 4 days
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wind breaker / captain and vice captains
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theninjamouse · 9 months
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Mlem
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shijiujun · 25 days
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"I like you."
"W-What? I don't understand."
HE TOTALLY DOES
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goldgargoyles · 10 months
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up to no good
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find her.
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fawnshrine · 3 months
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random SF doodles while i started watching succession
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themintsimmer · 21 days
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Malakai's to-do list for their upcoming baby shower trip vs Elyse's 🥹
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distant-screaming · 4 months
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thank you for the tags @sunsfancyscooter (here) and @idletype (here)! I love fun little games <3
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this is pretty accurate to me! I'm just a silly little guy your honor 🫶
Tagging: @qt-qtoey @cornflowershade @welcome-to-the-shit-library @jojotichakorn @perfectlypeachbear @bubbaknowlton @jjsanguine @petrich0-r @karumizai @errorkey and anyone else who sees this <333
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mintmoth · 5 months
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I'm sorry to be making a post like this asking for help, but I'm currently between housing situations and that's put me between jobs, so I've been trying to take a couple commissions to try to keep myself from getting into my savings for moving out of state, but I've dipped lower in my funds than I'm comfortable with when I have limited ways of recovering since I'm still struggling with being able to draw regularly.. I'm burnt out and stressed and not being able to push myself to draw regularly is frustrating beyond words both because I need money and also just.. I miss drawing and having fun with it
I'm sorry I'm rambling, I just don't really know how to go "hey can I have help", basically I just need some help getting my funds up a little so I can comfortably get some food, more shampoo and body wash, and possibly some of those plastic drawers so I can put my clothes in them for the next couple months instead of just keeping everything in a suitcase
I'm going to keep trying to get back into the swing of drawing, and hopefully then I'll be able to make a proper commissions post or something so I can better offer something in exchange for help, but just for the moment I'll be at least offering thank you doodles for anything over 20- just leave a note saying what character I know that you'd like to see and I'll do my best
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mintflavoredfemurs · 1 month
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Ok but what if Nightmare's goop was kinda like non-newtonian like oobleck and the constant movement of his tentacles and goop is part of what makes him keep structure and that's why he melts when he teleports
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mintghostko · 8 months
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"Hey Sam! Hey Tuck! Wanna see something f★cked up? :D"
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tornado1992 · 2 months
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The baby is tiny. The baby got a bubble on his lil nose. The baby is safe and happy.
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chakotaybodypillow · 2 months
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Im tremblimg in fear. Please buy her brown contacts
Where are my princesses big beautiful brown eyes? ☹️
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