#mini-brot

[oflgtfol]

IT WAS HEKET. heket was my issue. actually i think it wasnt even heket necessarily i think it was her minibosses that bitch ass gusion took me forever

[dopeepidemic]

WIP

okey so brot is being discontinued?... micelle what is with this

anyways lol uups

[peanutpinet]

haii! I saw that you request is open. i want to request with mafia!jaehyun x wife!reader. Jaehyun and your brother (johnny) are known have died, killed by their rivals. unknowingly you're having a child years later, and when the other group saw, they wanted to kill both of you.

suprisingly, you were saved by nct and you mad at them being shadows and hide themselves from you for years especially jaehyun and johnny. so, (especially) jaehyun and the others regaining your trust back and want to be a dad in your child live, you're slowly trust him and others again (maybe there's an incident or something that jaehyun almost being killed cause he saved you and/or child(?)). thank you

Back For You - Mafia! Jaehyun x Wife! Fem Reader (ft Older Brother Johnny)

HAPPY 2024 EVERYONE!! I HOPE THAT EVERYONE HAD A GREAT JANUARY (jokes on me for saying happy new year but posting this at the end of January) I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING MIA BUT I was away for a 2-week holiday which took a lot out of me. Don't worry, I've tried to write a bit and while this isn't my best writing since I'm still trying things, I hope that the anon who requested this and those who are reading will still enjoy it!! Manifesting a better year for everyone!!

A/N: hi anon, thank you for requesting, it means a lot that you like my writing :(( coincidentally, I have been reading a few nct fics about the reader having the neos’ child but the neo never knew that they had a child. I do want to point out that this specific mafia story won’t be included in the mini mafia universe that I’ve made as the timeline doesn’t really match but I will make another Jaehyun mafia fic in the same mafia universe that I’ve created!

Also, to the anon who requested the Johnny & TY mafia, Jisung mafia, thank you guys for being patient but I am going through my requests (actually shocked I have several of requests because I didn't think my writing would be enjoyable without a smut sometimes). Also, also! TY's girl is making an appearance in the next two mafia fics and her name is Kim Eunji because I used this name for my translated version of TY's first mafia fic over on my Wattpad. Okay, onto the story!

Warnings: suggestive, angst, mentions of pregnancy and child birth, gunshots, blood, lil fluff

It took 5 years of trying to heal yourself from your loss. 5 years to finally be able to accept that it was now just you and your son, Yuno together. 5 years since your husband and brother, Jaehyun and Johnny respectively were reported to have died in a car accident. But those 5 years of acceptance and peace were soon ripped in a matter of seconds.

You were just picking up your son from daycare who was one of the last kids there because you had to finish your shift but when you had just arrived, you saw several black SUVs that came from around the corner.

At first you didn’t think much about it because you have never been associated with anything illegal nor have you done anything wrong in your life.

But right when you picked up your son and headed out, there were several men who came out of the SUVs and stopped in front of you and your son.

Instinctively, you held your son tighter to you as one of the men came towards you, mentioning a name that you have not heard in the past 5 years of your life.

“Are you Jung (Y/N), wife of Jung Jaehyun and younger sister of Johnny Suh?” one of the men questioned which made you wrap your arms around your son, your motherly instinct moved him behind you

“And who are you to ask?” you hissed but the man just chuckled until you noticed the other men surrounding you and your son

“We’d just like to ask you several questions about your husband and older brother. So if you would come with us and have a little chat…” the man mentioned, looking at your son. “We wouldn’t want the kid to see something that he wouldn’t want to see, now would we?”

“Mommy…” your son called out to you but you wouldn’t let him come out from behind you

“I don’t know how you know my name, my deceased brother and husband’s name but as far as I know, none of us have any association with people like you. And plus, like I’ve mentioned, my brother and husband are both dead. If there were any debts that they may have, their lawyer would’ve said something to me years ago” you tried your best to sound brave but in reality you feared what may happen to you and your son; especially when some of the men came closer

“You should come while we’re being civil” the man scoffed as he commanded the other men to take out some of their weapons as you shielded your son from the scene he might witness

But somehow, as if your husband has been protecting you even before your marriage, there were other men who came and took down all the men that were surrounding you before they could even do anything to you or your son.

Amongst the men who helped you, there was one with white/silver hair and black tint underneath. He walked past everyone and stood in front of you, his eyes was big but his eyebrows made him have a more strict look.

What he did next was what you didn’t expect. The man kneeled to your son’s level and even called him by his name. “Hey, you must be scared, aren’t you? I’m Taeyong. You can call me uncle Tae. I know your father very well. You have his dimples and eyes but have your mom’s smile. You’re a brave boy like your dad”

“You know Jaehyun?” You asked as Taeyong looked at you, his eyes turned soft and even looked like he was sorry when he stood back up to face you

“I think he and Johnny should be the one to tell you everything. I have no right to get in between family business” Taeyong mentioned while you stood in shock

“W-what do you mean that he and Johnny…” you stuttered but Taeyong continued before you got to finish your sentence. “They’re alive. Both of them. We found them 5 years ago, barely breathing and they were both in a coma for almost a whole year but enough of that, how about I…”

“How do I know that you’re not using them to get to me or something? For all I know you could be working with those people from before or something” you questioned, making Taeyong sigh until you heard the very voices that you thought you would never hear ever again

“(Y/N)!!!” You heard Jaehyun shout and turning around, you saw Jaehyun, your husband and Johnny, your older brother; both of whom you thought were dead were now in front of you

“H-hey, hey” Jaehyun came and held you in his arms, pulling you to his chest as you sobbed whereas Johnny came to hug his nephew

“Sssh, I’m here. I’m so sorry. I’m alive. We’re alive” Jaehyun tried to calm you down but you broke down even more and hit his chest, pushing him away as your tears covered your vision

“How could you! Both of you!!” You screamed at both men who lied to you for the past 5 years. Both men whom you cherished close to you and mourned hard when you heard about their car crash and no bodies were found 5 years ago

“I cried for both of you. I mourned you both. I had to go through pregnancy and birth on my own. I did everything alone for the past 5 years. Y-you both don’t get to just waltz back in as if nothing happened” you cried, even falling to the ground as your son rush to your side, hugging you

“Sweetheart. Little flower” both Jaehyun and Johnny said at the same time, both coming closer but your son stood in front of you

“H-hey lil peach…” Jaehyun uttered, about to kneel down to your son’s height but just like Jaehyun, your son was overly protective of you ever since he was just 2 years old

“Go away” your son shouted as you tried to calm him but he kept on going. “Don’t make my mom cry”

“Lil peach, I’m not gonna…” Jaehyun tried to reach out to his own son but he was rejected. “No!!”

“You made my mom cry! I don’t want mommy to cry anymore!” Your son shouted but you quickly hugged him, calming him down. “Hey, hey. Jeong Yuno, what did mommy teach you?” you mentioned your son’s name, making Jaehyun tear up a bit because you named your son after his name

“Don’t shout at anyone. Don’t shout to your elders, okay? Especially your dad and uncle” you stroke your son’s head who looks at you with the same worried eyes as Jaehyun’s

“I don’t want you to cry anymore mommy. I don’t want you to get hurt. I don’t mommy sad. I want mommy happy” your son mentioned, making both Jaehyun and Johnny’s hearts clench

“Mommy’s not sad. Don’t worry, mommy’s okay” you cooed your son, hugging him close to you as you lift him up

“(Y/n)…” Jaehyun uttered, trying to reach for both you and your son

“Don’t…I, I can’t deal with this. I want to go home” you mentioned, your voice was clearly tired

“It’s not safe for you to go back home” Jaehyun mentioned. “Then where am I supposed to go Jaehyun?!” You argued back, Jaehyun clenching his fists

“We’ll take you back somewhere safe. Somewhere no one can find nor touch either of you. Somewhere I should’ve brought you to a long time ago” Jaehyun mentioned, directing to you one of the cars

“Little flower…” Johnny breathed but you walked past him, carrying your son tightly and protectively in your arms

“Know that I’m only going with you guys for my son’s safety and not because I’ve forgiven either of you just yet” you uttered, going into the car as Taeyong closed it before it went off

“Get some rest. Both of you. You can talk to her tomorrow” Taeyong mentioned, heading to his own car

“Hyung!” Jaehyun called out to Taeyong

“I told you that you both that you should’ve gone back to her back then. I kept my side of the promise and took care of her when you both went on that mission. But you broke your side of the promise to go back to her” Taeyong stated, looking at his two members

“I understand during the first year because you both were brutally injured from the accident but afterwards?” Taeyong reminded. “I don’t mean to butt into your family business but if either of you forgot, your wife and sister was pregnant and about to give birth when you guys were already awake from your coma. Regardless of your reasoning, both of you should’ve gone back to her. Losing two of your loved ones during pregnancy and birth is not easy and the fact that she went through all of that alone makes me respect her so much”

“I suggest you both discuss on your own. I can only do so much by ensuring her safety. You both already lost the past 5 years with her. Don’t lose her as well” Taeyong advised

Throughout the ride back to NCT’s penthouse, both Jaehyun and Johnny discussed how they were going to try and approach you. Johnny saying that he wants to approach you first because he is your only related family member left and he wants to make sure that you know he will always take care of you somehow.

But Jaehyun wanted the three of you to just sit down and talk so none of you misunderstood one another. Both Jaehyun and Johnny kept debating until they reached the room that Taeyong provided for you and your son.

Softly, Jaehyun knocked on the door, worried that he might accidentally wake you and your son but luckily you were still awake and answered the door.

Upon opening the door and seeing Jaehyun and Johnny, your first instinct was to shut it close but knowing both your husband and brother, you might as well talk it out with them and get it over with.

“What do you guys want?” you questioned, your voice coming out strong and rough, your eyes and nose were still red from all the crying

“Can we talk? The three of us. We owe you a full explanation about what happened and everything” Johnny mentioned, hoping that you’d give him and Jaehyun a chance to explain for themselves

“Not in here. I just put Yuno to sleep. He wouldn’t sleep until I fall asleep” you replied and hearing your reply, Jaehyun wanted to hug you and let you know that he never meant to leave you alone but he restrained himself until you finally accepted his apology and allowed him to be back in both you and your son’s life

“Let’s go next door then, it’s my room” Johnny suggested and you nodded in agreement

You came to find out that your room was situated between Johnny and Jaehyun’s room with Johnny being right next door and Jaehyun across your room.

Inside Johnny’s penthouse, you were welcomed with the modern but minimalistic interior with several additions of rare collectables which you knew your brother had been very fond of since young. You took in his entire place until you saw several framed pictures of him, Jaehyun, some of their other friends and even with you framed in the center amongst the other pictures.

“Do you still like your tea with 90% milk and sugar?” Johnny asked, already at the pantry, brewing up your favourite tea for you

“Yea, I can’t have too much caffeine during the night anyways” you replied, accepting the tea from your brother

“So, you guys going to explain yourselves on leaving me for the past 5 years?” you questioned, looking down at your husband and brother who sat across you

To say you were speechless was definitely an understatement because as much as you tried to understand their point of views, you became angrier than before. Ever since your brother was in high school, he had already been in the mafia and as for your husband, Jaehyun officially became apart of it when he almost graduated high school.

Not only were they able to keep this secret life from you for the past 10+ years, but the fact they also hide themselves for the past 5 years all because they were scared to face you when they were still injured just didn’t make sense to you.

“What the fuck do you mean that you were scared to face me?!” you shouted, standing up from the sofa, angry at both your brother and husband

“Flower, we wanted to back to you, I swear. We were just caught up with other things…” Johnny tried to reason. “We were both badly injured and barely able to process anything…”

“But you got back up. You could’ve come to me. Your friends could’ve said something. I want to understand you but I can’t. Do you know how hard it was when I found out I was pregnant but before I could tell either of you, I saw your car crash on the news. I almost lost my baby. I almost lost my son that day too if it weren’t for your mom coming over to visit me early in the morning” you rambled on, making both Johnny and Jaehyun even more guilty

“Does your mom even know, Jaehyun?” you asked but received no answer from him

“I’m leaving” you let out which made both Johnny and Jaehyun immediately stood up, blocking your way

“I mean I’m leaving this room and going back to see my son. I can’t be in the same room with either of you right now” I pointed out, about to head to the door but a hand grabbed my wrist and from the touch, I knew that it was Jaehyun

“(y/n)…dimple…” Jaehyun let out that nickname he used to call me those years ago

The nickname that he gave me because he would always mention how he consider me as his dimple because his dimple is a part of him and he would always consider me as a part of him. I believed it, until he disappeared and reappeared back.

“Don’t call me that, Jeong” I hissed back, tears were threatening to spill again

“I swear I wanted to come back to you. Both me and Johnny. Me especially. I know what we did was horrible towards you and I’m not asking you to forgive and accept us back immediately but I just hope…” Jaehyun sighed. “I hope that you would at least let me into Yuno’s life. Let me be the father and husband I should’ve been all those years that I was gone”

Immediately, you ripped your arm away from Jaehyun and looked at him with anger and frustration. “You both got badly injured during and needed a year to fully recover fine. Your friends/members not coming to tell me anything about you because it’s classified, fined. But not telling your own mother and letting her, me and our son to believe that you were dead is beyond me. I don’t need words, Jeong. Neither does Yuno. All we wanted was for you to be there but you weren’t. You’re basically 5 years too late”

“I know” Jaehyun let out a shaky breath. “I, we, didn’t mean to lie to you and not come back sooner. We wanted to tell you but we were just waiting for the right time because we wanted to protect you long enough until we weren’t heavily involved anymore”

“Protect? Protecting me from those who were against you or protecting yourself from what might happen if you had told me before you disappeared?” you sighed

“You know what hurts more? Not when I lost both of you and almost lost Yuno that day. But the fact that I can’t hate either of you. I want to hate you both but I can’t. Because I know what it feels like growing up without a parent figure. I tried so hard to be that parent figure for Yuno but I could never replace his dad” you said, making Jaehyun more hopeful

“Don’t think that I’ve forgiven either one of you just yet. But I’m not as cruel as you to not see Yuno or try to be the father and uncle he should’ve had since he was born” you opened the door, ready to go back to your son. “I’m saying that you both can try your best to come back to our lives, but I can’t guarantee that either one of us would accept you. You might be the father Jaehyun but I was the one that took care of him the past 5 years and from what you’ve seen, our son doesn’t even consider you his dad even when I’ve told him and showed him pictures of you. Good night, Jaehyun, Johnny”

You left both men to the quiet and chill room with the loud noise of their own thoughts and guilt.

Despite leaving both Jaehyun and Johnny on a bad note, the two accepted your anger and instead, hearing you let out your own emotion fueled them to try their best to do whatever it took to get both you and Yuno’s apology.

The next morning, right when you were about to leave and bring Yuno to daycare, both Jaehyun and Johnny were right in front of your door as you came out with your son.

“Geezus, can you guys not this early in the morning?!” you sighed as your son gripped your hand tighter

“Sorry. We didn’t want to disturb your morning so we waited out here. But we got some breakfast sandwiches for both of you and caramel latte for you” Jaehyun mentioned, handing you the bag which you accepted

“Thanks. If there isn’t anything else, I really need to go and take Yuno to daycare and I also need to go to work” you mentioned, about to walk past both men but they stopped you before you could take another step

“What is it this time?” you asked, raising your eyebrow

“Sorry lil sis, I don’t think you should be going to work anymore” Johnny said, making you scoff. “You might be my older brother but you don’t have the rights to tell me what I can or cannot do”

“Johnny’s right (y/n). Those men the other day know who you are. It would only take time before other people would find you or Yuno and neither me nor Johnny wants that to happen again” Jaehyun replied, looking at you with those damn worried eyes

“If I don’t work then how am I supposed to afford a living?” you argued, challenging both Johnny and Jaehyun

“We’re both here now. We’ll fund everything. Especially me. I’m going to fun for both you and Yuno. I want to be the father that Yuno deserves to have. You can push me or Johnny away as much as you want but we will still try to squeeze ourselves back into both of your lives” Jaehyun mentioned and hearing his tone, you know how stubborn Jaehyun is going to be

Sighing, you agreed to not go to work and let your boss know that you have to quit so suddenly because of a family issue.

“Fine. I won’t go to work. But I’m not going to let my…”

“Our son” Jaehyun mentioned, making you roll your eyes. “Our son not go to school” you finished your sentence while Jaehyun kneeled down to Yuno’s height

“Of course not. I’ll take him to school and wait until his school ends” Jaehyun mentioned, smiling at Yuno, his dimples showing

But when Jaehyun took his hand out, trying to convince Yuno to come with him, Yuno shook his head. “No. I want to go with mommy”

“Lil peach…your mommy and uncle need to have a chat and I want to get to know you more” Jaehyun tried to convince him but Yuno stood his ground, gripping onto your leg

“Hey, hey lil bud” you mumbled, kneeling to your son’s height, holding his small hands in yours. “What did mommy tell you before?”

“Give daddy a chance” both you and Yuno said at the same time, making Jaehyun want to tear up knowing that despite what he did, you still taught your son to give him a chance

“That’s right lil bud. What happened to mommy shouldn’t be the reason for you to not give your daddy a chance. Also, it’s a good way to know if he’s actually making an effort. Plus, mommy needs to talk to uncle Johnny, okay? When you come back, mommy is going to make your favourite food, braised beef with toppokki” you mentioned, Jaehyun almost choked on his saliva hearing his son’s favourite food being the same as his

“Okay mommy” Yuno mumbled, looking over at Jaehyun who still offered his hand and slowly grabbed it

“I promise that I’ll keep him safe” Jaehyun mentioned, standing back up, softly holding his son’s hand

“On scratch on his body or any drop of blood, I will end you, Jeong” you threatened, kissing your son’s cheek as he kissed yours before letting Jaehyun take your son to daycare

Jaehyun’s POV

On the way down to my car, Yuno didn’t say a word and even when we were in the elevator, out of (y/n) and Johnny’s sight, Yuno let go of my hand which confused me.

“Lil peach…” I let out but Yuno’s reply shocked me. “Yuno. That’s my name. Not lil peach. Only mommy gets to call me other names”

“Okay, Yuno. Can you tell me why you let go of my hand?” I asked as the elevator opened to the car park and I directed him to my car

“Because even though mommy says you’re my daddy, you’re not” Yuno mentioned, getting into the car without my help

After closing the door to Yuno’s side, I went into mine and saw that he already put his seatbelt on his own. “Damn, this kid is too smart for a 5-year-old,” I thought to myself as I drove off

“Why would you say that I’m not your daddy?” I asked

“Because you hurt mommy. You made mommy cry” Yuno mentioned. “You might be my daddy but if you hurt mommy, you’re not my daddy. Wait until I grow up and I will be the only guy that mommy needs”

“You should know that without me, you wouldn’t exist. You can try all you want but I will win your mom back and then let’s see who the guy will come out on top” I scoffed, disbelieved at my own son’s words to me

“You can try but you’re no one to mommy. You’re not related by blood unlike me. You don’t know mommy like I do. You don’t know how hard mommy tries to be strong to take care of me. You don’t know that mommy likes to talk about you. You don’t know that mommy talks nice things about you but to me, you still hurt mommy. Especially when you came back” Yuno mentioned, making me grip the steering wheel harder

“H-Has your mommy been seeing someone else? Another guy?” I asked, being selfish and hoping that (y/n) hadn’t seen anyone else

“No. Though lots of guys have been trying to talk to her but when I ask mommy, she always mentions you” Yuno admitted, making me sigh with relief

“I won’t leave you both again. Especially your mom. I love her so much that I want to come back and take care of her. And you” I mentioned, parking by the daycare, looking at Yuno

“Why are you looking at me?” Yuno asked

“Because I need your help” I mentioned

Your apartment - Your POV

After Jaehyun left with Yuno, Johnny wanted to immediately talk but I told him that I wanted to grab several things from my previous apartment. Johnny agreed and he drove us to my old apartment.

“What actually happened since you found out that we were involved in an accident?” Johnny asked, his voice sounded nervous as we walked into my apartment

“Lots of things happened, John. I almost lost Yuno. I had to sell our old house to have enough money to live for a year or so since both of your accounts sacred and I only had the joint account with Jaehyun but even that, somehow, the account was frozen so after Yuno turned 1, I had to look for a job since I didn’t want to burden Jaehyun’s parents who were both already at old age” I explained, recalling one of the most traumatic moments in my life

“I’m sorry sis. We both are, really” Johnny let out

“I was lucky Jaehyun’s parents were still around. We were all sad at what happened to both of you. Did Jaehyun ever go back to his parents?” I asked but Johnny shook his head

“He was scared. We both were. When Taeyong and the others couldn’t find us, they froze our accounts, everything linked to us. Of course not your or his parents’ personal accounts. That’s how your joint account was frozen” Johnny explained

“What could have possibly scared the two of you more than me and Jaehyun’s parents getting angry at both of you?” I questioned, about to blow a fuse at my confusing brother for his reasoning but Johnny sushed me

“What is it now, John…”I let out but we both hear unfamiliar voices

“I thought you said that you saw that clueless bitch and somehow alived brother walking past here just now” an unknown man stated, making you worry and looked at Johnny who looked pissed

“(y/n), go into your room” Johnny looked at me, his hand was by his waist and I could see him holding a gun. “Now”

I didn’t need to be told twice and rushed to my room, locking it and as I was about to get under my bed, I heard a loud gunshot followed by several grunts. Not wanting to listen to all the noise outside, I decided to call the only other person that could manage to calm me down.

“Hello? (Y/N)” Jaehyun’s voice was a bit taken aback that I called him

“Jae…” I let out

“Where are you? Where’s Johnny? What happened?” Jaehyun asked, his voice was worried

“I’m at my old apartment. Johnny…” I was about to reply but heard another gunshot. “Johnny’s outside, there are some people that I don’t know of”

“Dimple…I’m sorry that you have to go through this two days in a row but one things for sure, we won’t let you be alone anymore. Talk to me dimple, tell me how you’re feeling” Jaehyun replied

“How are you so calm? What if something happens to Johnny and…I can’t lose either one of you again” you replied back

“It’s part of our job, dimple and you’re not going to lose either one of us again. What happened 5 years ago is a one time only. It won’t happen again. Me and Johnny will make sure of it” Jaehyun ensured me

“How’s Yuno? Did he cause any problems for you?” I asked, trying to get my mind off what was happening outside

“No problems at all. He just told me some things, that’s all. You really taught him well, didn’t you. He even stood up against his own father for his mom” Jaehyun joked

“That’s because he didn’t know you like I did” I replied

“And how did you know me, hmm?�� Jaehyun teased, making me roll my eyes

Luckily, before I have to reply him, I heard Johnny called out to me. “(y/n)? Are you alright in there?”

“Johnny’s calling. I’ll um talk to you later then Jae. Don’t forget about Yuno” I told him but heard giggling. “Don’t worry about him. Go, Johnny’s going to get worried”

Turning off the call, I opened the door and saw Johnny who looked a bit tired but relieved. Immediately, I hugged him as he hugged back. “I’m okay, don’t worry about me. You’re okay, right?”

“I’m okay. W-what happened out there?” I asked but Johnny shook his head

“Nothing you should worry about. Come on. I’ll help you grab the things you need and we can head back” Johnny mentioned

It didn’t take long to take almost all the things because apparently, Johnny had called some of his friends to come and help us bring some of mine and Yuno’s things back to the penthouse.

Arriving back at the penthouse, Johnny and his friends helped me unpack some of my things and during the tidying up, we heard a ring to the door and Johnny opened it to let Jaehyun and Yuno in. Yuno immediately went up to me and I hugged him.

“Did you have a good day today?” I asked as Yuno nodded and took something out of his backpack, which was a drawing

“My teacher told us to draw something that makes us happy and I draw you being happy even if it’s with daddy and uncle” Yuno mentioned and I looked at the drawing he did

It was a simple kids drawing but knowing our history, it meant a lot that Yuno somehow is slowly accepting both Jaehyun and Johnny in his life even though they have been absent in both our lives for the past 5 years.

Sometime during the rest of the day, you and Jaehyun decided to cook together and after dinner, the two of you were doing the dishes together; reminiscing the times you both were in college and cooking in the small tiny dorms whilst Johnny and Yuno were getting to know each other.

“How did you manage to get Yuno to talk to you and actually like you?” you asked, waiting for the water to boil as Jaehyun was leaning on the counter after washing some of the dishes

“I wouldn’t say that he has completely accepted me but we managed to talk. He’s very smart for a 5-year-old” Jaehyun mentioned

“I know. I worry about him. I don’t want him to mature quickly just because of the situation. I want him to have a normal childhood where he’s loved and can have fun for as long as he can” you mentioned, looking over at Yuno who was actually having fun with Johnny

“(Y/N)” Jaehyun called out to me, making me look at him as he grabbed my hands in his; an act that he always did whenever he wanted to talk about something serious

“I’m sorry I wasn’t there for both of you the past 5 years. I’m sorry I was a coward for not going back to both of you sooner and I’m sorry that I can’t turn back time to change all that because I know I would do anything to go back and be with the both of you. Especially you. I should’ve been there to take care of you. I should’ve been there to protect you. I should’ve been there to feel the pain you’ve felt because it was nothing compared to mine” Jaehyun mentioned, kissing the top of your hands, another habit that he likes to do to calm your nerves

“Jae…” you breathed out but Jaehyun didn’t let you continue. “Would you allow me and Johnny back? I know that it’s going to take a lot more to make up for the times we’ve lost but I’m willing to do anything for the both of you and…”

Kiss This time, you were the one that didn’t let Jaehyun continue and landed a soft kiss on his cheek, whilst caressing his jawline with one of your hands.

“You know that I hate all the bullshit talk. You might as well show me how sorry you are” you challenged Jaehyun who felt a sense of relief wash over him

But before you and Jaehyun could continue anything, both Johnny and Yuno came up to both of you. “Umm, sorry to disturb but I’m gonna take the lil guy back to my place” Johnny mentioned and Jaehyun was internally screaming thank you because he finally got to have some alone time with you after 5 years

“Do you need anything or any snacks bub?” you asked your son who just shook his head

“I’m okay, mommy. I wanna play some games with uncle Johnny!” Yuno exclaimed, making you giggle

“Alright. But don’t stay up too late. Go grab your pyjamas and backpack. Johnny, I trust you won’t be irresponsible. He has school tomorrow” you mentioned, looking up at your brother who just shrugged whilst your son rushed to his room

“I won’t. But I’m not so sure about you both so that’s why I’m offering to take care of the lil guy while you both sort things out together” Johnny snickered making you smack his arm while your son comes back, already wearing his backpack

“Bye mommy!!” your son greeted you as you went down to his height and he kissed you on your cheeks

“You behave alright. Don’t trouble uncle Johnny” you reminded as he smiled

“I promise don’t worry” your son replied and he went towards Jaehyun who also kneeled to his height. “Don’t make mommy cry!”

“I won’t lil peach. If she cries it’s because of a movie or something else” Jaehyun mentioned, making you smack his head. “You see. Your mom will kill me before I hurt her anyways”

Shaking his head, your son went over back to you and hugged you before going to grab Johnny’s hands, the two bidding both of you and Jaehyun goodbye.

“I should really get you and him to have more father and son outings before he really rebels against you” you mumbled while Jaehyun went behind you, snaking his arms around your waist, letting his head rest on the crook of your neck, giving it light kisses

“It’s alright. You’ve taught him well enough. He’s looking out for his mom anyways” Jaehyun murmured, sucking on your skin, making you moan as you let your head fall back

“I’ll teach him more though. If you’ll let me. I know that you’re worried but I’m more worried if something were to happen to both of you and I wasn’t around” Jaehyun sighed but you turned around, your hands wrapped around his neck

“I trust you Jae. You maybe a dick for leaving us for 5 years but you promise to make up for it. Then do it. Make up for your lost time with us. Treat us how you’re supposed to treat us those psat 5 years” you challenged him again

Without warning, Jaehyun lifted you up, forcing your legs to wrapped around his waist as he turned you around, making your back hit the wall as he captured your lips to his; one of his hand cupped your jaw, deepening the kiss between you.

When the two of you pull away and looked at each other, the two of you giggle just like when you were in college, sneaking around to make out with each other.

“Shall we continue it here or do you want the bed?” Jaehyun asked but you kissed him instead

“Anywhere Jeong. Just proof to me that you’re not leaving us again. I can’t deal with another loss” you cried but Jaehyun quickly shushed you

“You won’t. I’m promise. I came back for both of you and I’m staying for both of you. I’m sorry, dimple. I’ve missed you too. I’ve missed you so fucking much” Jaehyun kissed your temple, each of your eyes, the tip of your nose and then your lips

Each kiss makes you bring him closer to you as you cried on his chest while he cradles your body. “It’s okay. Let it out” Jaehyun knows that he can make up for all the intimate and sexual needs later and what’s important is to make sure is to tend your needs. Whatever you want or need, Jaehyun will do it.

When you finally relaxed in Jaehyun’s arms, you looked at him again with glossy eyes but to Jaehyun, you’re just as adorable as he remembers. Smiling and flashing his dimples, Jaehyun leaned down to give a softer kiss to your lips but you were the one that craved more.

“Someone’s eager. Bed?” Jaehyun asked but all you could do was nod

Immediately, Jaehyun carried you bridal style just as he did the night of your wedding when Jaehyun carried you to your bedroom.

Because of your motherly sense, you woke up earlier than you would have liked and went to the kitchen, slowly removing Jaehyun’s big arms. When you got to kitchen to make breakfast and check your phone, Johnny already texted you that he already took your son to kindergarten and told you to just rest.

Johnny: I took the kid to kindergarten already. We got some breakfast sandwich along the way and I’m gonna wait for him. You have fun with Jae ;)

You smile as you read the text, not realising that Jaehyun was eyeing you from the corner until you turned to see him leaning towards the wall with only his sweatpants, his chest was still bare from last night’s activities.

“Geezus. Can’t you at least knock. You’re going to make me have a heart attack” you exclaimed, making Jaehyun chuckle as he went next to you, kissing the side of your temple before backhugging you as you attempt to make breakfast

“I wouldn’t dream of it” Jaehyun murmured

The two of you just enjoyed each other’s company whilst making breakfast together until Jaehyun asked you a question that he wanted to ask. “Dimple” Jaehyun called out, making you look at him

“Why didn’t you get mad at me? Why didn’t you make me suffer more and longer? I deserved it you know. 5 years is a long time and not to mention for 9 months you were pregnant and had to raise Yuno on your own with my parents for the next few years. You could’ve made me beg for the next 5 years but you didn’t, why?” Jaehyun asked, making you blink a few times before going to stand in front of him, cupping his jaw in your small hands

“I’m disappointed. Not angry. There’s a difference. I’m still disappointed in you and Johnny but I know that there’s no point in staying angry for too long. Yes, I still don’t fully understand the world you guys are in but I know that it’s not easy at all and you both tried your best to take care of me and Yuno however you can. Let me ask you back. When Yuno turned 3 and I received an email from the bank that our joint account was not frozen anymore, it was you, wasn’t it? When I was struggling to pay the bills and suddenly the landlord said it was all cleared for the next year, it was you, right? When Yuno was sick and there was medicine in the mail, it was from you, wsn’t it?” you asked, and Jaehyun held your hand, rubbing it

“I was a coward. I helped you but I didn’t have the strength to face you. You should hate me” Jaehyun mentioned

“But I don’t because I know that when it comes to family, you would never forget us no matter what. I’m still hurt and need reassurance but I want us to be a family again. Only if you promise to be better” you replied and Jaehyun immediately kisses you

Pulling away for a moment, Jaehyun caresses your face and lets his forehead rest on yours as both your noses touch each other. “I fucking love you, you know that? I promise I’ll be better for you and Yuno. I’m officially back for both of you”

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

fic authors self rec! :3 when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. let's spread the self-love ♥️

OMG OMG BROT HIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEA !!!!! i've been wanting to talk about my fav fics for a while ! i cant rlly rank them in a specific order but theses r def my faves !

deja vu is one of my all time fav fics ive written, also childhood friends to lovers katsuki need i say more !

the bet is also an all time fav, it was super fun to write !

for as long as you can remember is my most popular fic and it's also a fav of mine !!! childhood friends again need i say more

it's not a stand alone fic, but the whole ring pop proposal mini series + extra was super fun and i love it very much !

last but definitely not least i got a very long title but this fic right there ! it's my most recent on and i loved writing bittersweet lil suki how i interpret him ! all of my favs r my katsu ones lololol !

tysm for this ask mootie ily :3

[r41nc4ndy]

Compiling my german Zip headcanons!

Made These during school, so there‘ll probably be some mistakes as I‘m not supposed to even bring my phone 😝 (update: hi yes I ended up continuing and finishing this at home)

one of my moots lowkey motivated me to do this

Hope you enjoy this!

CW: Mentions of alcohol/beer, occasional swearing!

DISCLAIMER: These Are Just normal HCS, no x Reader or x Character.

Do not cry "you‘re racist!" As I was both born and raised in Germany.

Some of these are based off of things I as a german have experienced or heard.

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☆ I already mentioned this in another post, but she had her first drink of alcohol free beer at the whopping age of 12.

☆ Curses the ever living shit out people in German whenever she‘s really annoyed.

☆ Sneaks beer into school and only shares it with Oliver, Edward and SOMETIMES Miss Circle (Favorite Student privileges)

☆ I feel like Engel at least speaks German, so when Zip, Oliver and Edward are bullying Claire and Engel (as well, I‘m assuming), she‘d throw in something WILD in German and Engel is kinda like: oh that‘s not.. 😀

☆ LOVES Bernd das Brot

☆ She would totally know "Komm, lass uns tanzen." by HEART (alongside Chip).

☆ Although it‘s rare, she sometimes lets out her German accent. For example, she‘s currently rambling and ends up pronounce the German R

☆ Says digga even if she‘s speaking english. It‘s permanently part of her vocabulary.

☆ Dresses with more drip than your average German classmate 💀�� and she definitely judges them too

☆ When she was very, very young (like around Chip‘s age which I‘m assuming is like 5), she was a HUGE Bibi Blocksberg and Bibi & Tina fan. Had a lot of merchandise of them that she would NEVER EVER share.

☆ Would purposefully draw the ugliest outfits on the characters from the Top Model Books and put the little sticker clothes that came alongside on to the most brutal and metal characters ever.

☆ Always had Satch pencil cases. Thought they wer boring and drew on them. Free canvas lol.

☆ Loves saying German jokes in English to Edward and/or Oliver bc they make no sense in English.

"Hey, hey, guys. Can I tell you a joke?"

"If it‘s funny, go for it."

Zip, who‘s trying to control her laughing "Okay look, Two Hunters met each other."

"And?"

"They both died." Zip bursts out laughing.

"That makes no fucking sense."

"IT DOES"

☆ I feel like she has a little notebook where she writes a bunch of dumb stuff down, including many, MANY German memes only Germans would get. Meine Mama, meine Tante, der kleiner-

☆ Always has that German candy on stock (only for Chip, the coolest little brother!)

☆ Can open a beer bottle with literally ANYTHING you give her (except if it‘s a weak material, then obviously she can’t.)

☆ Praises German lunch knowing damn well it sucks ass. She only likes it because they got a mini burger and chocolate Santa once in kindergarten.

☆ Finds the raw existence of Frankfurt, Berlin, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Bayern so hilarious for no reason

☆ Whenever Engel tries to say something positive in German (idk in what scenario he‘d do this, but imagine he would), she‘d counter react by saying something diabolical in Germany (technically you could count this in another hc I wrote down.. oh well <‚3)

☆ Knows a lot of kid shows, German or not, but always prefers (and often times only knows) the German version of them like; Sofia die Erste, Jake und die Nimmerland Piraten, etc.

☆ makes fun of American food (it‘s so processed okay 😭)

"Haha! Seriously? That Fanta is basically just chemicals! Your stomach will LOVE that chemical burn!"

"Please let me drink in fucking peace"

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That‘s all for now! Should I write a German Zip FF? It won‘t be romantic and honestly only contain Zip being a menace but in GERMAN

[everygoodstorystartswith]

Food, food, fooooooooooooood!!!!

…Essen in Japan - zumindest vegan - war in meiner (Evas) Vorstellung irgendwie einfacher 😅🥕 ABER happy cow (App für Vegetarische/Vegane Restaurants) und Oreo (internationale Veganer Keks-Geheimwaffe) sei dank, gab es bisher immer was zu essen für mich/uns :) …und Mochi sind auch relativ gut verfügbar bzw. hat Flo sich auch schon durch das große Onigiri Sortiment der Märkte gekostet :)

Bisheriges kulinarisches Highlight war der Besuch eines veganen Izakaya-Restaurants in Kyoto, in das mich Flo ausgeführt hat. Wir hatten Glück und mussten nur ca. 25 min warten, um zwei der insgesamt sieben Sitzplätze in dem Mini-Restaurant zu ergattern (danach hat man ca. 1h Zeit die 7 Gänge zu genießen bis alle Plätze für die nächsten 7 Personen in der Schlange vor dem Restaurant frei gemacht werden…).

Wir haben in Japan bisher die besten gegrillten Sojaspieße unseres Lebens gegessen - und von der köstlichen kalten Reisnudel-Sojamilch-Suppe läuft uns jetzt noch das Wasser im Mund zusammen. Vieles, was wir hier probieren, ist nicht so leicht in Worte zu fassen aber einfach extrem gut :)

Generell haben wir den Eindruck, dass die Menschen hier weniger Gemüse und Obst und mehr Fisch/Fleisch essen, aber Google ist anderer Meinung, anscheinend essen die Japaner viel Obst und Gemüse… Aber zumindest irgendwelche Fisch-/Fleisch-Essenzen und Brühen sind leider in sehr vielen Snacks (in denen man es nicht vermuten würde) und Gerichten vorhanden.

Unser heutiges Hotelfrühstück hat übrigens nochmal ein massives Upgrade mit einem superguten getoasteten Edamame-Aufstrich Brot bekommen - da kann sich jedes Hipster-Frühstückslokal eine Scheibe abschneiden. …vor allem, da wir die allerersten Veganer sind, die hier bewirtet werden und somit das Frühstück für uns neu adaptiert wird - heutige Vegan-Frühstücks-Quote: 100% 😅🙀

[wilsweb-asientour]

Tag 10. 13.07.2023

Inselleben. Wir standen heute sehr spät auf und holten Brot und Kaffee vom lokalen Mini-Mart (diese kleine Läden ähneln dem amerikanischen Seven-Eleven). Kurz daraufhin fuhren wir mit dem Taxi zu Naughty Nuri‘s, eine bekannte Gaststätte, wo man beim Bestellen eines bestimmten Cocktails zu Taylor Swifts „Shake it Off“ tanzt und währenddessen mixen muss. Dem Webster wurde dieser Cocktail bestellt (er wusste nichts davon), er stellte sich dann doch erstaunlich gut dar. Danach liefen wir durch die Einkaufsstraßen, wo die Mopeds gefühlt aller 5 Sekunden in den engen Straßen Unfälle bauen könnten. Wir gingen als Nächstes ins Potato Head, ein Beach Club entlang des Strandes, wo wir schwammen und uns entspannten. Vor dem Abendessen waren wir dann im Spa und genossen eine Ganzkörpermassage, viel entspannter ging’s heute also nicht. Morgen gehen wir surfen, wir sind gespannt!

Day 10. July 13, 2023

Island life. We woke up very late today and grabbed bread and coffee from the local mini-mart (these small stores resemble American Seven-Eleven stores). Shortly after, we took a taxi to Naughty Nuri's, a well-known eatery where you have to dance to Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off" while ordering a specific cocktail and even mix it yourself. This cocktail was ordered for Webster (he had no idea), but he surprisingly did quite well. After that, we strolled through the shopping streets where mopeds could potentially cause accidents every 5 seconds in the narrow roads. Next, we visited Potato Head, a beach club along the shore, where we swam and relaxed. Before dinner, we went to the spa and enjoyed a full-body massage, so today couldn't have been more relaxing. Tomorrow, we're going surfing, and we're excited!

[jambettina]

IM PLAYING THE SIMS!!!!

I made these guys!!! Here's their story!!! :

Severino is a little evil alien child that looks like caliou, and his alien parents hate to deal with him so they sent him to earth.

Unfortunately for him, the only picture of a human they ever saw was mr president on the dollar, so his disguise is mini George Washington.

To take care of him, they made the Bot Brots: Robot.Tina & Robot.Tino, and being the creations of Severino's are also technically their children??? (robot ethics) still, since they've existed for so little they're a bit childish and gullible.

Robottina has depression :((, but for good measure her brother, Robottino, is a very joyful, happy go lucky boi.

Currently, Severino wants to get back at his parents, so he's trying to take over earth by becoming a capitalist. He tricked his brothers into opening a retail store and working for free, while he sells all the dumb junk he can make (ugly, ugly drawings...), while commiting tax fraud and avoiding stupid police questions like "do you even have parents??????"

[gopaintballadventurepark]

SAMSTAG 14.09.2024

Hallo liebe Gäste,mit schnellen Schritten rennen wir durch den September. Jetzt, wo es nicht mehr so heiß ist, spielt man noch viel lieber Paintball und freut sich über die vielen bekannten und auch unbekannten Gesichter im Park. Beim Paintball findet man immer neue Bekanntschaften und auch Freunde. In der VIP-Area haben wir von Coca-Cola eine coole Sitzecke bekommen, die den VIP-Bereich noch gemütlicher macht. Im GO-Imbiss verkauft unser Küchenchef Elvis "Elli" seinen neuen Dry Age Burger wie geschnittenes Brot. Der Burger läuft derzeit nur im Test und wird von euch getestet. Sollte der Burger als besonderes Erlebnis bezeichnet werden, werden wir ihn ebenfalls auf unsere Speisekarte setzen. Auch der Service hat heute wieder für euch gewirbelt und versucht, euren Tag zum besten Tag des Monats zu machen. Wir haben heute mit der GO-Kamera ein paar Bilder aufgenommen, diesmal auch einige von euren Heldentaten auf den Spielfeldern. Wir bedanken uns für euren Besuch und wünschen euch eine gute Heimreise. Bleibt gesund und bis bald... 4o mini Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel

[diary-daydreams]

09.08.23

17. Tag • Mittwoch

Gewicht: 96.8kg

Kalorien gegessen: 1697kcal

Kalorien verbrannt: 14kcal

Gläser Wasser: 3 ca 750ml

Schritte: 300

Gedanken und Ziele für den Tag

Eigentlich wollte ich heute ja spazieren gehen oder sogar Fahrrad fahren...aber ich denke ich sollte das vielleicht verschieben. Ich hab morgen einen weiteren Arzt Termin und möchte mich heute noch etwas schonen. Spätestens Freitag geht's dann aber wieder los.

Frühstück • 478kcal

Joghurt, Haferflocken, Honig und eine Banane 🍌 Ich esse das zwar mittlerweile fast jeden Tag, aber es sättigt gut und schmeckt!

Mittagessen • 537kcal

Ich war etwas unschlüssig was ich mir zum Mittag heute mache, bin dann aber bei Gnocchis mit dem Rahm Kaisergemüse hängen geblieben. Ich hatte erst etwas Sorge das es zu trocken sein könnte aber es hat echt mega geschmeckt und bin auch ziemlich satt dadurch geworden.

Abendessen • 563kcal

Zum Abendessen gab es Vollkornbrot mit Karotten Stückchen, ein wenig Butter, Mini Kopfsalat, Putenbrust Wurst und 250g Joghurt. Im Moment schmecken mir Kopfsalat Blätter so mega gut auf Brot. Wie ein Sandwich! Ich will das gleiche bloß mit Käse noch dazu mal ausprobieren.

Wie war der Tag? Wie fühle ich mich?

Ich war heute wieder ziemlich inaktiv was eigentlich auch in Ordnung ist da ich die neue Ernährung wirklich komplett integrieren möchte bevor ich versuche mich wieder an was neues zu gewöhnen. Es fühlt sich aber schon ziemlich schlecht an wenn ich den ganzen Tag nur Zuhause bin, zocke und eigentlich nichts mache...aber wie ich schon meinte, manche Dinge brauchen eben ihre Zeit und ich will mir nicht zu viel vornehmen. Die neue Ernährung und das ich versuche mehr zu trinken, sind schon reine große Umstellung für mich. Langsam aber sicher.

Ich hab außerdem morgen wieder einen Zahnarzt Termin...es wird nicht der letzte gewesen sein, aber laut der Ärztin soll es wirklich nur ein schneller kurzer Termin sein. Ich kann das schaffen, es ist so wichtig für mich meine Arzt Termine wahrzunehmen. Ich will mein Leben ändern und verbessern und das geht nur wenn ich jeden Tag bessere Entscheidungen treffe als noch vor 17 Tagen. Ich schaffe das ♡

[lorenzlund]

Der Kaiser prüft zu Babelsberg die Papiere!!

Um Babelsberg der blaue Strom der Havel

rauscht durch sanfte Weiher, Rohr und Felder.

Der Kaiser nach Prüfung der Papiere.

Ihm ist als wär’ da immer noch ein Nachhall.

Vom Dokumente ernst sehen auf,

des auch Kaisers Generäle!

“Sagt: Kann je das Nicht-Vergessen-Wollen

auch unser Land komplett ums Erbe bringen?” (*wendet sich an die Generäle)

“Noch hör’ ich Deutschlands leisen Atemzug.

Im Ausland beharrt man weiter auf finalen Frieden auch mit uns!!”

gesprochen: ‘Nur wie final ist das gemeint?’

*Daraufhin schauen die Generäle noch ein wenig ernster drein als schon bisher.

(Babelsberg begrüsst den Kaiser bei seiner Rückkehr.)

‘Zweitausend Jahre und länger das Volk der Staat.

Und dann heisst’s: Alles war vergebens!

Auch hier!!”

‘Ich liebte Deutschland und diese Liebe gelangte

oft auch zu mir zurück.

D’rum soll’s auf ewig auch die Meine sein!’

‘Hat jemand also neue Vorschläge hier in dieser Runde für uns, so bitte ich ihn, rede er jetzt, er zögere besser damit nicht!”

‘Denn es darf und soll nicht sein, jemand will dann das Ganze allein anhand von Wasserkünsten die er mit auch uns betreibt regeln, indem er selbst uns etwas in den Wein schüttet, dem Bier, und mit Hilfe von Kommiss-Brot, es samt und sonders alles verfälscht!”

“Schon ging erneut ein Mann dabei zugrunde ... weil er schlief! Doch bleibt erst einer mal wach und munter, und ein zweiter ... so ist nichts mehr mit dem, wie bisher floriert das Land!!

Es gehört dem selben dem es vorher als Mann auch schon gehörte!’

“Und so bin ich auch sehr gern heute hierher gekommen, um diese neue Fabrik gemeinsam mit euch zu eröffnen! Ihre Grösse ist zwar nur eine bescheidene, aber bei ausreichender Wachheit und zukünftigem Wachsein seitens jener die in ihr arbeiten werden, wie natürlich auch der Führungsetage, wird gewiss aus ihr mal eine sehr viel grössere auch!’

“Denn liebt jemand erst sehr auf Erden, und kehrt diese Liebe zurück ... ja, dann kann’s ja nur vortrefflich werden!’

*‘Das war eine sehr interessante Ansprache des neuen Gesamt-Kaisers aus Germany!’ (Botschafter Mexikos)

(S)acks Ei(-er) + Po

‘Er ist es nur für Babelsberg! Es ist nicht mal ganz Berlin!!” (der Vizepräsident selbst der USA anschließend dazu auch)

You (big) Ass (you)!!

‘Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg haben deswegen schon sehr bald auch mit uns??’ S-A und deutsche Waffen-SS. Hitler redet sich vor dem Volk in Rage.

‘Im Todesmarsch der 6000 leben eure heutigen Taten als Gedächtnis fort’

*das männliche sogar auch Gemächtnis, Todesmärsche (früherer Kz-Häftlinge wie u.a. auch bei Ravensbrück)

“Die Alten sollt ihr lieben, hingegen das Neue lasst leben!” (angebl. Fontane)

“Ich gebe weiter an den Botschafter Po-lands!”

“Möchte selbst der Botschafter aller auch Panischen sich dazu vielleicht auch äußern?” ‘Oder auch der am Gay riechen?’

‘Der Engl-än-der ... als Engel der selber auch nah am der ist??”

Die Liste mit den ebenfalls ganz besonderen Ländernamen immer reicht aber noch sehr viel weiter!

Das gemeinsame Land von oder aller sogar Tussen (Mancher hält sie selbst auch heut’ noch für schlicht verboten!

*Und selbst die Tusse (oder moderne Tussen) könnte das so noch genauso dann wollen und ebenfalls für deren komplettes zukünftiges Verbot votieren, was sie bis heute wohl ganz oft auch ist, auch bei sich, innerhalb des auch eigenen Landes!)

Mauritius : Sau (in) Ritz (von) A. Endsilbe -us. der selbst Studien-Campus aus Deutschland.

Gay-Er-man-ei. ‘Aus Deutschland’ als der auch deutschen Bezeichnung oder Übersetzung lässt sich das selber so hingegen noch nicht herauslesen. ‘Alte wie jüngere Germanen’. Hit el/some er!

Italien : (E)i at (e)l nie! Never!! *Bär(en)lust (auf) Po nie! Kuss Po Mini. Mini = sehr wahrscheinlich ist die häufige Verwendung für: Minderjährige.

De (male) Ass er ist in plötzlicher Panik. (S-panisch). Oder er ist einfach nur irre. In dem Fall stammte er erstmals sogar vielleicht aus Irland.

Norwegen, Norweger : Po ‘R wegen *New (P)ork *Sin(s) (by or from) bear(s) *Po onto *Bar saw *bar, engl. = nackt

Fin(n)land : (i)f -i-/Ei in, mindestens ebenso gut vorstellbar und im Bereich des Möglichen liegt aber eine auch noch zweite oder weitere Variante, derzufolge hieße es: Sin land, stattdessen. *vergl. letzteres mit auch: Po-land *Geh’ sinner, Gewinn/Gewinner, Grosse (Kl)Ass en Lotterie, Millionen Jackpot, Griff in den Pott, it is Jack’s, ‘Loriot’ (Nach-Name eines früher noch sehr beliebten humoristischen Zeichners aus Deutschland) : the Po riot (’Papa ante Port Ass’)

Holland, Netherlands : Ball-Land *balls (belong to men), ‘n ass Er lands *der Zoll, (dt., britische, schwedische etc.) Zollfahndung. ‘Gegenwärtig läuft wieder eine Groß-Fahndung nach eventuellen Schwa(-)narbeitern am (B)au. am: a(rs) + ‘m, em (portug.) : in (dt.)

[oflgtfol]

ok at first i felt mean using a demon summoning circle and changing my followers into demons for my own purpose. but yhm i cant regret it now that ive started it bc they are like essential for me in battle. i just suck at combat too much for this shit

[astra-and-lilith]

Das Giessen der Pflanzen

... und erstaunlich aversive Reaktionen. Um nicht zu sagen: Sehr wütende Reaktionen. Ich glaube es nicht hier.. Was bitte? Cyberfeld KI. Ihr habt was genau gemacht? Auch in diesem Fall zwei verschiedene Datenbanken verteilt, um die Wahrheitsfindung etwas zu unterstützen? Och nee ... ! Darf ich das Pflanzengiessen dann nun bitte wieder deutlich positiv codieren? Und zwar nur positiv! Und Sie? Also bitte: Die Hunde-Nummer? Sind Sie sicher? Helmut Kohl im Video.

Andeutungsweise: Westdeutsche Politiker sind nicht grundsätzlich Nazis, die Damen vor Ort mal wieder mit dem Versuch von wessen Lagerhaltung? Wollten Sie auch wieder eine Hunde-Pension eröffnen? Eine interne Anmerkung, die aber auch so verständlich ist. Parasitäres Datensammeln? Mit welchen Methoden? Welche Provokationen? Sie denken an Aktenführung an mehreren Orten? Und an sich stetig veränderte geostrategische Verhältnisse? Ich würde es da auch wieder mal mit dem Umdeuten von Beschuss und Kausalitäten versuchen. Sie haben besten Funkverkehr! Immer daran denken ... ! Es hilft auch nicht das gnädige Anbieten von welchen Diensten? Die Betreuer-Nummer mit Mini-Röckchen dann auch wieder für unsere Einheiten? Gerne doch. Sollen wir noch mal den Trigger in den Account setzen? In der Tat ... Sie sind Teil der Ermittlungen! Und im Haustechnikprotokoll haben wir da wieder wen? Och. "Wie nee"? Doch!

01 : 32 Uhr. Haben auch Sie demokratischen Nachschulungsbedarf? Die Dame? Un der Herr? Ach, und wer schnattert soeben bei der Text-Korrektur hinter dem Laptop? Na sieh' einer an ... Na Freund? Auch Probleme mit der Beweismittelführung? Darf ich die Bilddatei Eric von Duyse reichen? Als Trigger? Mein Freund? Da ist jede Menge Material. Und Ihre Karriere haben Sie wo genau begonnen ... ? Ihre demokratische Schulung haben Sie wo genau erhalten? Zum Video vorhin: Ja. Auch dieser westdeutsche Politiker der alten Bundesrepublik Deutschland war keiner, den man an die Leine nehmen musste. Sollte. Dank modernster Technik. Noch ein Stellvertreter-Szenario mit Hilfe des Cyberfeldes. Ja. Selbstverständlich werden auch altehrwürdige Politiker der ehemaligen DDR in die Lernumgebung des Zug der Zeit aufgenommen. Ich versuche da möglichst die wohlmeinenden Originale und Kopien zu verlinken, auch solche, die auf mehreren Spielfeldern gearbeitet haben. Zwillings-Naturen. Die Auswahl, das Erkennen ist nicht immer ganz so einfach und führt hin und wieder selbstverständlich auch zu Fehlern, die korrigiert werden müssen.

Ich hoffe auf Bilddateien zumindest mit der Andeutung von früheren westdeutschen Wendemarken, ganze Netzwerke voll, über die man verfügen kann zur Landnahme, und von Anmerkungen zu Spielern, die erst später wohin gewechselt waren? Auch diese Anmerkung im Interview mit Helmut Kohl verlinke ich später im Zug der Zeit E, nicht jeder war gezwungen worden zum Wechsel, dabei zu berücksichtigen dann auch die Boards davor, die sich mit komplexen historischen Strukturen befassen. Nur um es anzudeuten mit einer ganz persönlichen Anmerkung, auch das ist wissenschaftliche Quellen-Arbeit: Meine Großmutter hat mir gegenüber sehr deutlich formuliert, dass es in Theresienstadt solche und solche gab. Es gab auch diejenigen Lagerkommandanten, die "das letzte Stück Brot mit uns geteilt haben". Auch die Organisation Todt beispielsweise hatte eine zweite Struktur. Jedenfalls eine Zeitlang. Nicht jeder ist ein Nazi, der luntegelegte Bewegungen zur Landnahme mit allen Folgen wie ethnische Säuberungen bekämpfte. Und bekämpft. Nicht jedem gefällt die Vermittlung komplexer historischer Strukturen.

Und Sie? Auch wieder auf unseren Rechnern? Und in wessen Räumen? Und vor allem: Für wen? Im Stellvertreter-Szenario haben Sie allen Ernstes was genau angedeutet? Noch mehr von dem aufgeregten Geschnatter mit den Titten Tapsen in der Technik? Soll ich jetzt sämtliche altehrwürdigen westdeutschen Politiker mit Video verlinken und Sie versuchen dann im Stellvertreter-Szenario schon wieder das Gassigehen mit wem? Aus welchem Grund? Ich glaube es nicht hier ...

Soeben dann auch noch das Video von Ludwig Erhard, das nach dem Betrachten auch seinen Platz gefunden hat in der Lernumgebung des Zug der Zeit E. Ludwig Erhard gilt als der Vater der sozialen Marktwirtschaft in Deutschland, die Informationen sind durchaus widersprüchlich. Auch das passte und passt nicht jedem. Es folgt Bilddatei für Bilddatei in der Lernumgebung des Zug der Zeit. Wütende Reaktionen, Wiederverwertungen. Das vereinte Deutschland in Europa. Und der Wunsch, wen genau an die Leine zu nehmen? Dem Cyberfeld sei Dank! Mehr Material. Doch. Bin begeistert.. Und nu' noch das? Ich darf soeben nicht was? Lachen. Na gut. Das kann ich verstehen. Fregatten-Frust. Muss ich das etwa näher erläutern? Nun denn: Der Unterhaltungsfaktor ist hoch. Viel höher als in meinem früheren Seminaren. Und in diesem Zusammenhang dann noch einmal dieser kurze Tipp: Die Datenbank 3 bleibt weiterhin bombenfest gesperrt für Gefährder! Insbesondere solche zur luntegelegten Landnahme. Und selbst den Versuch unethischer Kriegsführung sehen wir gar nicht gerne.

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Laugenbrötchen Rezept: Wenn Sie schon immer die perfekten hausgemachten Brezelbrötchen für Ihre fantastischen selbst gegrillten Burger machen wollten, ist dieses Rezept genau das Richtige für Sie! Hausgemachte Brezelbrötchen nach Bäckerart sind einfach zuzubereiten. Diese Brötchen sind ideal für Burger, Sandwiches oder einfach zum puren Verzehr. Außen ist es zäh und salzig und innen weich. Diese hausgemachten Brezelbrötchen sind lecker und einfach zuzubereiten. Brot backen ist eine so lohnende Aufgabe und wenn Sie diese hausgemachten Brezelbrötchen backen, fühlen Sie sich wie ein professioneller Bäcker! Selbstgemachte Schokobrötchen in 20 Minuten Leckeres Hausgemachtes Rosinenbrötchen Rezept Hausgemachte türkische Pogaca Laugenbrötchen Rezept - Zutaten, Zubereitung & Nährwerte Brezelbrötchen: Diese Laugenbrötchen schmecken genau wie echt: glänzend, salzig, perfekt gebräunt und dicht paniert. Sie ähneln weichen Brezeln, aber in einer vielseitigeren Form, die Sie mit Butter ersticken, mit Ihren Lieblings-Sandwichfüllungen füllen oder direkt vom Backblech essen können. Dieses Brezelbrötchen-Rezept beginnt mit einem einfachen Hefeteig aus nur 6 Zutaten, der dann gekocht, mit grobem Salz bestreut und gebacken wird, um die charakteristische Brezelkruste zu erzeugen. Weiche hausgemachte Brezelbrötchen [icon name="clock-rotate-left" prefix="fas" class="icon1"] Gesamtkochzeit180 Mins[icon name="gripfire" prefix="fab" class="icon1"] Gesamtkalorien (pro Portion)237 Kcal[icon name="signal" prefix="fas" class="icon1"] KochschwierigkeitenEinfach[icon name="utensils" prefix="fas" class="icon1"] Küche[kuche][icon name="bowl-rice" prefix="fas" class="icon1"] Kochmethode[kochmethode][icon name="cloud-sun-rain" prefix="fas" class="icon1"] Beste Jahreszeit / Anlass[saison] Sie können die Laugenbrötchen wie ein klassisches Abendbrötchen zu jeder Mahlzeit servieren. Jeder wird verrückt nach diesen zähen, salzigen Brötchen! Sie sind einfach großartig, aber fühlen Sie sich frei, Butter hinzuzufügen oder mit Senf, Käsesauce oder sogar einer süßen Marmelade zu servieren. Mit diesen Brötchen können Sie auch Mini-Sandwiches zubereiten. Einige Leute verwenden Brezelbrötchen, um ein Schinken-Käse-Sandwich zu machen, aber ich denke, jedes Sandwich würde auf diesen Brötchen gut passen. Sie sind wirklich so gut! Warum muss ich für die Brezeln ein Natronbad verwenden?Das Backpulverbad verleiht Brezeln diese dicke dunkelbraune Kruste. Ohne sie sehen die Brezelbrötchen nur wie normale Brötchen aus. Außerdem verleiht es den Brezeln den klassischen würzigen Geschmack.Kann ich daraus Burgerbrötchen machen?Dieses Rezept für Brezelbrötchen ergibt 16 kleine Brötchen, aber wenn Sie diese eher in der Größe eines Burgerbrötchens zubereiten möchten, können Sie den Teig einfach in weniger Brötchen (12 Brötchen) aufteilen und größere Brötchen machen. Eventuell musst du die Backzeit etwas verlängern.Ist Laugenbrötchen essen gut für die Gesundheit?Relativ reich an Vitaminen und Mineralstoffen, eine gute Eisenquelle. Enthält eine moderate Menge an riskanten Komponenten, die Natrium und Zucker enthalten können. Gute Proteinquelle.Kann ich Brezelbrötchen im Voraus machen?Ja, der Brezelteig kann einen Tag im Voraus zubereitet und mit Frischhaltefolie abgedeckt im Kühlschrank aufbewahrt werden. Die Brezelbrötchen können Sie dann am nächsten Tag formen, kochen und backen. Du kannst den Brezelteig auch bis zu 3 Monate in einem luftdichten Behälter einfrieren. Den Teig über Nacht im Kühlschrank auftauen lassen und am nächsten Tag formen. Sie müssen dem Teig zusätzliche Zeit (bis zu einer Stunde) einräumen, besonders wenn er beim Formen kalt ist), damit der Teig vor dem Kochen und Backen aufbläht.Wie lange sind gebackene Brezelbrötchen haltbar?Ihre gebackenen Brezelbrötchen sind bei Zimmertemperatur 3 bis 4 Tage haltbar. Halten Sie sie einfach bedeckt, damit sie nicht austrocknen. Sie können gebackene und gekühlte Brezelbrötchen auch in einer

verschließbaren Plastiktüte oder einem luftdichten Behälter einfrieren und sollten sie bis zu 3 Monate aufbewahren. Sie können sie in der Mikrowelle oder in einem 350F-Ofen für 15 Minuten oder bis sie durchgewärmt sind, aufwärmen. Leckere und schnelle Brezelbrötchen: Diese weichen und köstlichen Brezelbrötchen passen gut zum Abendessen oder Brunch und können als Burger-Brötchen, Sandwich-Brötchen oder Hot-Dog-Brötchen verwendet werden! Es ist das ideale Brötchen, um Brezelburger zuzubereiten und Ihre Hamburger aufzuwerten. Es ist ein einfaches Rezept, um Ihre eigenen Brezelbrötchen zu Hause zuzubereiten! Wenn Sie weiche Brezeln mögen, werden Sie diese großen, buttrigen Brezelbrötchen lieben.

[arcadejohn127-9]

Okay so I got a weird request for you 🥸 how would the demon brothers and undateables react to an MC that is turning into a demon? Like MC gets fangs, tail, wings ect from being there for so long or is maybe being corrupted? Could you make it a little bit fluffy, though but I can also see this being funny 🤪❤

This doesn't seem weird at all! The concept is actually really interesting

Lucifer:

Lucifer was going off on you and the other brothers; all of you were caught with his stuff

You just wanted to see what he was hoarding but turns out it was just cursed music and screaming skulls

He immediately charged over and began scolding his brothers

But when levithan made a comment about Mammon already selling his items

He went full demon mode, summoning a whip and began to twist it

"MAMMOOOOOOOON-"

Mammon bolted away, Lucifer hot on his trail

You soon found mammon tied to the chandelier

You glared at Lucifer and went off instinct

"let go off my horns-"

"not until you apologize!"

He kept trying to get out of your grip but you just held on tighter

They brothers were aware you were changing but he didn't expect you to get demon strength so soon

"I will prevent you from becoming a demon if you keep acting like this, this kind of behaviour will not continue-"

"Silence or I'll shake you like a goat!"

Mammon:

You found out about your corruption before anyone else

You've been trying to hide it - unsure if it's a curse or you're actually turning

You were hoping you could get the prince to see you but it turns out fate had a different path in mind

"Oi, I want my shades back, I've let you borrow them for too long-"

He was tired of going for his shades and them not being there

Too caught up in how cute you looked in them he let you borrow them much longer than expected

"Wait - no-"

"YOU GOT DEMON EYES! the hell- you turning into a demon?!"

"uh- suprise?"

He grabbed your face, examining your new eyes

"they're real pretty- not like your original eyes weren't but- forget I said anything, we need to find out what happened to you, dumn hu- uh demon."

Levithan:

The way you both found out was purely accidental

You both noticed your teeth appeared sharper but they both shrugged it off

Believing it to be normal as alot of demon food was meat and had that kind of fleshy tough texture

You were watching some new anime and you got excited

Your favourite character seemed to be on the urge of being killed off but then suddenly - they unlocked a hidden power within and survived!

You jumped up from your seat and cheered

"You're- YOU HAVE WINGS!"

You looked behind you and sure enough, a pair of wings were flapping behind you

"WHOA!!! wait so I can fly now?!"

"But how are you- YOU'RE TURNING INTO A DEMON!!"

You were too excited to care about the corruption of your body, jumping off the walls testing out your new wings

levithan had to quickly rush you to the others to show them what happened

None of them get how you're turning but glad you're taking it in stride

Satan:

When you showed him your growing horns, he was fascinated

Immediately taking you to his room to find his study on demon and human history

"it says here that demon corruption can turn humans into lesser demons but it's normally for those who are already damned to hell and have a bad soul."

You gasped

Wiggling your fingers at him as a wicked grin grew on your face

"so I'm secretly evil, like a villian~"

He just handed you the book, amused by your attitude

He was glad you were fine with your corruption

His eyes wondered and noticing a tail forcing itself out from your clothes

He couldn't help but blush seeing it wag, watching as you read through the process of corruption

"you're the furthest thing from a villian, but if you'll let me - I'll document this, you'll be making history."

"Really? I guess so though - did something just fall out of my body? I'm too scared to look."

"it's just your tail, it seems your body isn't processing the corruption the same so some parts are developing faster than others."

You whipped around, grabbing your tail and began to squeal

Yep, Definitely was the furthest thing from evil

But perhaps it was how open you were to the devildom that it made corruption easier on your soul

Asmodeus:

"Fangs suit you, make's you look more vicious~"

He grinned, a small growl on his voice as he admired your new sharp teeth

You tried not to get embarassed as he prodded at the bottom of your fang

You thought the whole transformation was really cool

This is what most humans want! Or atleast you believed so

When he finally let go, you checked your teeth out in the mirror

"they're so cool! But what's the point it's not like I'm going to be eating anyone-"

"you could always bite me, you know that option has always been open for you."

You ignored his wink and amused smile

You knew he was just teasing but deep down you were happy he was so positive about your transformation

You were scared they wouldn't like you anymore

But they were all supportive, especially asmo

"It's not like you're really changing that much so I don't see any issue, besides I'm curious if you'll be like me and have wings!"

That was a discovery you were yet to find

Your horns were growing steadily and your eyes have changed along with your teeth

But you were yet to get any wings or tail

Beezlebub:

When the brothers found out you were turning Into a demon

First the reaction was panic and wanting to fix you

But you said you were fine with it and the process wasn't hurting you in any way

They relaxed after that

But you actually growing extra limbs such as wings and horns the panic was growing again

"you're going to be alot stronger now, I'm glad."

You flexed your arms, bringing up your fists with a grin

"Oh? You wanna try to brawl or something?"

Beel still easily overpowered you, keeping your little fists at distance from him by pushing back your head

He was smiling, a light blush on his cheeks whilst you were trying to punch him

"No, I'm happy I'll finally be able to hug you without being scared of hurting you."

"oh-!"

You immediately got embarassed

You stopped trying to fight him, looking at him with a smile

"Let's test it out! I wanna see how much stronger my body is!"

Belphegor:

"Get your tail off my tail-"

You glared at him, trying to pull away from his arms, Getting overheated from how close he was cuddling you

You processed his words; wondering what he was talking about

"My tail?! I don't have a -"

He raised his tail to reveal that his and another tail were looped aroulnd each other, clinging

"OH MY DIAVOLO I HAVE A TAIL!!"

You were able to shuffle away, bringing your tail up to your face

You were just staring at it, not expecting to see it

"you're becoming a demon........wanna learn some demon swears?"

"there's special demon swears???!!! TELL ME!"

He chuckled, rolling closer to you and began speaking in a different language, it easily rolling off his tongue

The words felt familiar but you couldn't understand what he was saying

"What does that mean?"

"Let's just say you shouldn't repeat it until you want a demon to die."

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Diavolo:

He was immediately informed about your predicament

Demanding to see you as soon as possible

When he finally saw you, you were barely changed

Less prominent changes were already in effect but you were yet to truely look like a demon

He was both excited and scared

Excited to see this unique change and that you'll be able to stay in the Devildoom

But scared that this is going to be a hard thing for you and you'll regret and hate them all for corrupting you

But he was surprised by your enthusiasm

"What kind of horns do you think I'll be getting? I hope they're cool."

"I'm glad you're enjoying this, I didn't know un-damned humans could turn into demons."

"me either but I practically live here already so there's not going to be a difference."

He laughed, squeezing your shoulder

You were looking at yourself in the mirror

Just trying to find any horn bumps

"I think they'll be unique type of horns, like Barbatos."

He moved his hands to the side of your head, mimicking his butler's horns

You both agreed barb had super cool horns

"Wait- won't I get that special outfit all of you have when you're in your demon form?"

"i- i actually haven't thought about that."

"do those just magic on or were they chosen and now they're just attached to that form?"

You both had to sit down and actually think about this

Barbatos:

He wasn't too surprised you were having a transformation

It was only due time before the life of the Devildom effected you

But when you came rushing in to see him, tears in your eyes

That completely threw him off

"If you don't want this to happen, I'm sure my lord will let me shift the timelines and you'll be back to normal."

"No way! I wanna be a demon~ I'll have big fangs and spooky wings-"

Seeing your tears weren't one of despair

He smiled, cutting you off

"You'll have a tail actually."

You grew more excited, jumping up and down

When asked why you were crying

Turns out on the way to get him you bashed into one of the doors

He had to check if you had any bruises after you told him that

You took it as a good time to ask what kind of tail you'll have

But he just tapped his noses

"it would be better I keep it a secret, it's your corruption after all, I understand I'm doing this not to be mean."

You let him be

But as soon as your demonic features grew in more you were rushing off to see barbatos

Solomon:

"Hey, Solo! Guess what!"

You surprised your giddy up glee

Standing at the end of the stairs to his mini potions lab

He didn't look at you, too focused on his latest project

"What is it? You've turned into a demon?"

He laughed at his sarcasm

You just grinned, bouncing over to the opposite side of him

"yes actually! I'm finally allowed outside!"

His head snapped up SO FAST

when he saw your demon form he was shocked

Never would he assume you would turn into a demon

He's like Satan, wanting to research and document your progression and abilities

"We could make a pact, perhaps then the brothers will finally-"

"I'm not making a pact with you."

You two spent HOURS discussing your corruption

You were excited to learn more about the possibilities and he wanted to figure out how a non dammed soul was able to turn into a demon

"so, I'm going to be immortal like you, it's seems you're never getting rid of me~"

"After the first 10 hundred years you'll get bored of it."

"Oof- I forgot you're old-old."

He was not pleased

Explaining he was wise not old

You just shook your head, letting him ramble about how aging works for immortal beings and how the concept of age blurs

Simeon:

"Is it painful at all? When the brothers fell I know they had to go through a similar transformation like you."

He never saw his brother's transformation, just watched them descend from the heavens

He was looking at the few differences your new form was doing to you

But you seemed fine, smiling as you sat with him

"It feels weird, I know it's happening - it's more like an itch?"

"I'll see if I can get anything that'll help, you seem fine with the change."

You fully turned to him, grinning

"oh yeah! I think it'll be cool, I'll get to be immortal and stay with all of you."

His heart softened at your words

You'll be a peculiar demon, indeed

But that was okay and he was happy you were okay

He started guessing what animal would represent you

Wondering what type of wings you'll get

Or how your tail would look

"I'm excited to see what your demon form will be when it's complete, I want to see if my theories will be correct."

"I think you can see the future, your TSL story was remarkably close to what happened between me and the brothers and their bonds leading up to my arrival."

He just laughed, that secretive glint to his see

"it's but a mere coincidence but we'll see when the time comes."

Luke:

His best friend is becoming a demon??!!!

This is so unfair!

You were his HUMAN friend! His favourite human out of all humanity!

He was so grumpy about it

Mumbling how the demons corrupted you and now you're forced to stay in the Devildom

Meaning if he wants to visit he'll have to be there which he definitely 'doesn't' want because his friends mean demons are there

"Is there no way to reverse it?"

"probably but I don't wanna - I'm happy to become a demon!"

"But why?! Won't you miss your human life!"

He felt very conflicted; he wanted you to feel the way he did so you could understand him

But he knew you were happy and he wasn't too opposed to it

It's just the fear of change and you being upset or regretting your fee decision

You were always so nice to him

He truly believed you'd become an angel like him and Simeon

"nah, the Devildom has made me the happiest I've been in years, besides if get wings we can go fly together."

You wrapped an arm around his shoulder, hugging him close as he finally un-puffed his cheeks

"you- you wanna go flying? I guess I do want that... it'll be nice."

He smiled, calming down but still wasn't sure how to feel

He wanted to fly with you and even if you didn't get wings, he always wanted to show off his growing wings

If you had a tail he'd just find a different way for you to sour into the sky

[opabybike22]

So 6.2.: Kilometer NULL

Erst mal herzlichen Dank für die vielen Nachrichten und Wünsche die ich per WhatsApp erhalten habe. Die Reise scheint Euch zu interessieren😃, was mich sehr freut.

Es wäre super wenn Ihr die Tumblr-App runterladet und mir in der App folgt. Ihr müsst Euch nur einen Account anlegen. Dann könnt ihr dort direkt Kontakt mit mir aufnehmen und ich sehe was Euch besonders interessiert und wer mir folgt. Wäre auch toll wenn Ihr einen Account-Namen wählt an dem ICH Euch erkenne, zb ‚Caro-Maus‘, ‚ich-bin-Pia’ oder ‚Eisen5‘…

Heute geht es endlich los. Mauro lies es sich nicht nehmen mich zu verabschieden. Er wäre selbst gerne mitgefahren. Das Wetter war frisch, bewölkt und windig. Erst mußte ich mal den Berg hoch und in dem Dschungel aus Straßen die Routa 5 finden, die der südlichste Teil der Panamericana darstellt und auf Chiloé endet. Sie ist hier eine 2-spurige Autobahn mit viel Verkehr. Anfangs gab es noch eine parallele Landstraße, die aber bald endete. Ich suchte kreuz und quer nach alternativen Routen. Nachdem ich in den Einstellungen meiner Navigations-Apps (Maps.me, Google Maps) in den Einstellungen „Autobahn“ ausgeschlossen hatte, fiel beiden Apps nichts mehr ein. Fahrräder waren auf einem Autobahn-Schild extra durchgestrichen. Etwas ungläubig fragte ich zwei Sonntagsausflügler was ich tun kann. Sie meinten entweder mit einem LKW trampen oder einfach auf dem Seitenstreifen fahren. Bei Touristen wäre die Polizei großzügig und außerdem gab es nachweislich keine Alternative. Etwas ungläubig machte ich mich auf den Weg und bei der ersten Zahlstelle fuhr ich erhobenes Hauptes einfach durch. Keiner rief, niemand hupte, keine Polizei.. . Kaum 2h im Sattel und schon eine Gesetzesübertretung -das geht ja schon wieder gut los. Der Seitenstreifen war ca 1,5 m breit und bot genügend Platz um vor dem vorbeisausenden Verkehr sicher zu sein. So kam ich nach 4 Stunden Autobahn etwas gestresst am Fährhafen an um auf Chiloe überzusetzen. Ich schlüpfte als letzter auf die Fähre, als hätte sie auf mich gewartet.

Unterwegs hatte ich mich schon gewundert, daß nichts offen war, nichts zu essen und nichts zu trinken. Sonntag ist hier absoluter Ruhetag ohne Ausnahme. Ich suchte nach einer Unterkunft und trotz einiger „Geheimtipps“ war der lokale Campingplatz die letzte Option.

Für 4€ schlug ich mein Zelt auf und duschte erst mal. Jetzt brauchte ich nur noch etwas zu Essen, was noch schwieriger war. An einem eigentlich geschlossenen Mini-Mercado schwatzte ich einem alten Mann Wasser, Bier, Brot, eine Tomate, eine Avocado, eine Zwiebel und ein Stück Käse ab. Das war Abendessen und auch Frühstück zugleich. Eine bescheidene Belohnung für das kräftezehrende Auf und Ab.