#mid elf

[hellpuffin]

my freaky elves

[softgothbabe]

[reverieaudios]

I just realized that because Cyril's dads are in their 70's (Faustin is 71, Reuben is 74) that means they were born in the 1950's lol

Granted they're still only considered to be middle-aged as far as the elven go, though

[jesvisfarovche]

Vampires turned in their late teens/early twenties are OUT

Vampires turned in their mid to late thirties are IN

I said what I said

[perdamian]

thinking about the way i said, out loud, “they should cut the rat grinders heads off and throw them in the lava so it’ll be harder to revive them” mere moments before murph made the same comment… riz gukgak you will always be my most beloved maniac

[astriiformes]

Also please behold the beautiful cake that @scribefindegil made me.

[bonzybonztea]

Finally I drew something g/t again~

it’s my first dnd character Elios in the hand of Ennis. I got to pull Elios out again for a one shot and it was nice so I had to draw him with my current lad Ennis~

It’s ridiculous how similar Elios is to Astarion even the hair omguh Elios was around firrssttt Long before Astarion was announced Pff 🤣

[dailyadventureprompts]

Adventure: Perils of the Resplendent Realm

It seems as something out of a dream, a bucolic landscape riven by great shards of icy-blue crystal, diffusing the sunset into a panoply of unearthly hues. One could almost miss the signs of danger: the farmsteads left to years of overgrowth, the wagons left abandoned by the side of the road, the skeletons impaled on protruding spear shards, all left to moulder after the earth began to break.

Before the magical disaster that forced its inhabitants to flee, the Barony of Benshaw was just like any other, save for the fact that it was governed by a clan of high elves instead of a noble family. With generations that eclipsed the length of most human empires, the House of Ang’Bynshar had ruled the land since the millennia old fall of the elven empire, and were happy to swear fealty to whatever short-lived sovereign laid claim to the continent provided they could be left in peace. That all ended when the ascendant heir to the family,   Yhanryn fucked up some sort of arcane ritual, setting of the violent geological events that left the land riven through with strange crystal formations. 

Adventure Hooks: 

With the earth unstable beneith their feet hundreds were forced to flee the barony taking refuge in nearby settlements and rebuild their lives from scratch. A generation there is a silent desire to return to Benshaw, if not to reclaim it from arcane disaster than to atleast salvage a few precious menentos from long ago. Perhaps the party had family that was forced to leave a prosperous homestead behind, or are hired to recover the treasures of some mercahnt family forced into ruin. Perhaps if one of them has elven lineage they are distantly related to the Ang’Bynshar, sharing some of the common people’s scorn for the clan’s past recklessness. 

The upheaval that wracked the barony was only the first of the dangers set off by Yhanryn’s recklessness. Crystal growths opened up fissures and waiting sinkholes that are still making themselves known decades later, they burst damns and let fields be flooded, and residual energies means straying off the path may set off new violent growth like jagged mines. Worse yet they unleashed a number of rogue crystalline elementals that now wander the land looking for more interesting minerals to devour. 

Before he got himself and his minions trapped in crystal, Yhanryn was obsessed with the glories of the fallen eleven empire, a time when his people didn’t need to bow their heads and curry favour with short-lived ingrates, when the proper hierarchies were observed an others knew their place was BENEATH his family. To make his assumptions of superiority literal, Yhanryn intended on using a geode of elemental earth pulled from the world below to lift his family’s lands into the air. The humans would then be politely invited to leave, before they were forced off the edge at spearpoint. Should he be freed ( say as part of a chain reaction while the party raid his family’s castle) he’ll bury his prejudice long enough to convince the party to help him obtain a new geode under the pretense of healing the land. 

Should Yhanryn get the party’s aid (or another group of rubes should the heroes turn him down ) his second attempt will go no better than the first, this time ripping a hole in the world straight to the underdark. If the party end up opposing him, they’ll have to battle through his family’s loyalists, both those that were trapped with him and those that have lingered on in the kingdom's noble class. 

[dark-elf-writes]

Percy and Annabeth waking up in Thedas (and anyone else you think would be fun) for them to end up with Percy as Inquisitor would be hilarious.

I’m laughing so hard at this because I know deep down in my heart that Percy just stumbled on the Conclave in the five minutes he was separated from the others (Annabeth, Thalia, and maybe Nico and Grover?) and managed to find the closest thing to a god to piss off immediately. I also know that he picked up the orb, felt the agony of the anchor being carved into his hand and in the split second before it all blew up yeeted it as hard as he could at Corypheus.

The others are so tired because of course Percy managed to become the head of an organization actively fighting a hole in the sky AND get amnesia the minute they turn their backs. They will stay with him and fight however. It’s what they do.

[satangcrush]

I have so many wips that are half-written and here comes another satan fic that just nudged itself to the top of the list and called the rest losers.

wrote the satan fic on my commute because the brain rot really got to me again 😭

[sealrock]

stayed up all night making tauvane's post-endwalker 'I've been absolved for crimes against the holy see of ishgard and I'm trying to reconnect with my son' fit. I think I did good

bonus: mother and son attempting to bond in the last pic :)

[gothsuguru]

remember when i said i’d do my smut drabbles for Halloween . well i’m a Liar who Lies 🩷

[southfarthing]

everyone loves finrod... men, dwarves, elves (even the ones who don't get on with each other – they still all like him)... so when you do get a character who doesn't have much love or respect for him, it says more about them than it does about finrod

[fokk3rs]

mid tgtf to Frieren

Reward, patron being turned into frieren!

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[mathlann]

Warhammer/Marazhai brainrot has me so fucking stupid.

[bumblepuppy]

'between Dungeon Meshi and Freiren 2024 is the year of elf fucking!' there was enough fanart of Astarion getting his ass played with last year to power a small country