#mer!bucciarati

[the-lavender-room]

I wasn’t happy with how inconsistent I draw mer!bucciarati, so I made a reference sheet :)



[jo-gakky]

Would this be mean to make?

[squishosaur]

woohooo!! bruno :3c

[earthbovndmisfit]

in the mer joestar family aquarium au what if aside from speedwagon the other jobros were humans working at the aquarium too? will zeppeli, caesar, kakyoin and polnareff, okuyasu, bucciarati and hermes being aquarium staff and friends of the mers

I love the idea of them all interacting and all the shenanigans (and chaos, because lbr, there will be tons of it), and I'm totally down for this!!

All Jobros could work at the aquarium while all other characters could be visitors (maybe some of them could be part of the staff too?).

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

Since it’s MerMay, Mer Team Bucciarati, perhaps?

I’ve also been liking your art, keep it up!

Whew! That’s a lot of characters! I hope their designs are alright, I didn’t get to spend as much time on each of them individually as usual since I had to do so many! I might revisit these later!

Since you literally can’t see anything here, I’ve added them separated into duos under the cut!

[aliensandanxiety]

would erina be a mer like jonathan?

Yesss definitely! I just literally haven't got that far cause atm I'm on a team bucciarati kick with the AU haha

[helpimhyperfixating]

Event request masterlist

It is finally here 🥴

The links to every single one of the 1k follower event

These will be drabbles and oneshots mixed because I can’t stick to my own words and make all of them drabbles, lol

AU - Assassin!Jotaro x Princess!Reader

AU - Mer!Jonathan x Mer!Reader

AU - Mer!Jotaro x Reader - Interrupted cuddling

Josuke x Reader

P4 - Sub!Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

P6 - Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

AU - Neko!Jotaro x Reader NSFW 🔞

AU - Centaur!Jotaro x Reader

P4 - Jotaro x Reader - Haircut

AU - Jotaro x Mer!Reader - Newborn

AU - Yan!Vampire!Jotaro x Pregnant!Reader

Bucciarati x Reader

P3 - Jotaro x Reader - Day at the beach

AU - Mer!Jotaro x Reader - Missing

P4 - Jotaro x Reader - Propose

[starry-blue-echoes]

broski I’m fucking vibrating right now, you’ve just dumped a shit ton of lighter fluid on a bonfire and I have sO FUCKING MANY THINGS TO SAY IN RESPONSE TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND IDEAS

so from the top:

yes, Dio did in fact fuck a mer. I'm tempted to say that he didn't actually realise she was a mer at first, but given how good of a hunter he is that might not work. However, if/when he does find out he keeps her around because of the incentive of her luring more mers in. Again, who knows if that actually works, but Giorno's bio mom is killed shortly after he's born but before she is she ends up hiding him in the town of Naples amongst the humans to at least try and give him a shot at life

as for Dio's longevity, I was thinking that could be his side affect of getting stabbed with the arrow. Instead of getting any specific trait, his aging has kinda just....... slowed down to the point it's basically nonexistent. Maybe he got traits from a bowhead whale, which can live to 200 years, or for shits and giggles the ocean quahog, a clam, which can live to 500

and now for the meat of my thoughts for this: the Bucci Gang :)

SO, for the most part, I was thinking capo's are kinda like commanders. Like how Bucciarati still had a team before he became capo in canon, Bucciarati is still the captain of the ship before his impromptu promotion. The capo's are the ones that control and command an area of Passione's territory and all the ships who "operate" in that area. Bucciarati had been a captain for quite a while before he became capo, and honestly there had been talk of the man being promoted to capo for some time. Polpo's death and his promotion felt more like an inevitability then anything else, and was met with very little pushback

and Narancia is ABSOLUTELY their crow's nest guy. He's basically got a whole setup up there with pillows and snacks. And while I do adore the idea of giving him echo location, I was also thinking of giving him some i n s a n e l y good eye sight (and maybe his eyes look a little weird as a result :3). He doesn't even need to use a spyglass to look out

and with Fugo, absolutely 100% yes there, let's give him so many touch issues. Personally I vote for giving him some traits of a reef stonefish, aka the most venomous fish in the whole world. Maybe unlike the others Fugo is actually part mer instead of getting his stuff via the arrow, but it's pretty distant so he can't transform and just has some spines and discolouration on his skin.

I..... admittedly don't have too many thoughts for Bucciarati or Abbacchio. For Abba I'm SO tempted to give him some manta ray, if only for the vibes with Moody Blues and to possibly give him some little nubs on his head that he has to hide. Also it could be a funny excuse for why he's so tall. He was average height before he got stabbed, then when he did he grew a foot and a half

Mista though, that one I do have an idea for, and that's for him to be the resident Normie Guy. He's the only full blooded human on the team who managed to not get stabbed, and as such he's also the most at risk of drowning. Ofc, this also means he's the one that falls off the ship the most

and JRSDBVHDRBVHD YESYESYES I LOVE THE IDEA OF THE PISTOLS BEING THE SHIP CATS

the first cat was Mista's, her name is Canon, and he was absolutely ecstatic when he realised there would be More Cats. When they were born he named them each ofter different kinds of long ranged weaponry, but much to his frustration nobody could remember and they started calling them by numbers instead. To make things even worse, because four other people were calling them by said numbers, the kittens ended up learning that as their names instead

to try and make him feel not as bad, they call them as a group the Pistols, but the damage was already done 😔

so we've made the jojos were...creatures...vampires, what else? I think the next logical step is making them mermaids when they get water on them. the merstars

B E T

for extra fun, what if they're like. The mildly eldritch Giant mermaids. Like, the ones that could hold a human in the palm of their hand

just. The Joestar family are essentially literal legends. Jonathan used to be Dio's friend and companion, protecting his ship and crew by swimming alongside them until one day he was betrayed and his skeleton was then hung up like a skeleton and ever since the family has distanced themselves from humans, save for Speedwagon and Erina since they were Jonathan's close friends

now the whole series has been shoved to the water. Maybe George II was a half-human who just kept growing until he had to be moved to he water permanently, but fell in love with his childhood friend Elizabeth who would visit him and even bought a home on the seaside. Maybe one day she was followed and George was slaughtered, and while she was able to get revenge she was forced on the run to escape legal repercussions

now thanks to Erina and Speedwagon she lives on an island far by the coast and almost an hour away from anyone else where she does her best to teach and raise her son in peace. Being only 1/4 mer Joseph could probably pass as a human, albeit a pretty large one, but there are some traits he struggles to hide should any person try to get too close, like having slightly strange eyes and patches of scales and gills

Suzie was a mer who'd pass through at regular times in the year and she and Joseph slowly fell in love with each other. They'd go on long swims into the sunset and stare at all kinds of plant life. Joseph would bring Susie all kinds of Land Foods to share and he learns how to cook specifically so he can share it with her. Susie tells him all about her travels around the world and deep in the ocean and brings back souvenirs. It didn't surprise anyone when they announced their marriage and Joseph purchased a boat so he and Susie could travel together

Holly grew up in the ocean and on a boat. She would swim alongside her mother and father as they travelled, going where she pleases. Susie and Joseph weren't surprised when she fell in love with the musician who would always play his songs by the sea. When Jotaro is born, he has a sort of a split custody of sorts. For the school year he lives with his father on land and attends human classes, and then during the summer break and any other long breaks he travels the ocean with his mom and interacts with other mers

Fibsh People Go Brrrr

[xiiistruggle]

i was recently overcome with a very strong desire to see some fish abbacchio so... here is some bruabba flavoured mermay!!

[bellarosethefangirl]

Kinktober 2021 🎃 Team Bucciarati Day 4: Begging | Breathplay | Leather/Latex

Mista x Loch Ness Monster Reader 

Summary: After a mission Mista bumps into a lovely sea creature during the foggy night.

Author Note: Takes place before the events of part 5. Please let me know who you think should be next!

Warning: NSFW, 18+ Content, Breathplay, adult content

Word Count: 2.3k

Mista had a long day after finishing a mission. He went with Fugo and Bruno to dispose of an opposing group of mafioso selling drugs. It was his job to "take care" of them if the torturing didn't work. They chose the hard way. Though Bruno and Fugo helped in trying to get answers out of them, it proved to be a waste of time. They were die hard mafioso until the bitter end. He was on his way home. He didn't take a cab despite being tired. He enjoyed walks. After all it was the simple things life that relaxed him. He was walking along the streets by the water. He enjoyed how the moon reflected against the waters in the town. He walked for another twenty minutes. He had another ten minutes until he would be back at his apartment. It was really late at night. Mista soon noticed a large shadow in the water. It was a bit of a distance from him. He noticed it was moving.

His eyes became shrouded with both curiosity and fear. What if it was a shark? His dramatic mind went to overdrive. It was moving around the waters with great speed. He pulls out his weapon in case there's any sudden danger. From the day he had it would be best to be safe than sorry. Being a mafioso does come with risks. He felt his knee's tremble when he heard a creaking voice. It was an echo. Sex Pistols also became scared. The fog wasn't helping any of them.

"Mista what do you think it could be?" Number two asked.

"I'm not sure but we'll give them hell if they attack. It must be a stand user!"

The echoing continues. He hears splashing nearby and aims his gun in the direction of the sound. Walking closer he is now in an area with the least amount of fog. Sex Pistols are ready to attack. They soon find someone climbing out of the water. Mista aims his gun. It wasn't until he got a good look at them that he knew it wasn't a stand user or anyone that would be a threat. At least he wasn't sure. Shock consumed Mista and his stands. They've never seen such a creature before!

You wag your blue tail as you shake water off your body. Your entire body is covered in scales. Webbed hands, feet, fins on your legs and arms. Your facial features are human-like aside from the sharp teeth and gills. Otherwise you're a beauty with make-up and hair done in a nice style like any other lady your age. Your outfit consists of fishnets, a mini skirt, and a tank top. Your accessories really bring your outfit together. 

"Is she a mermaid?" Number five asks.

"I'm not sure. She has a long tail but webbed feet.." His mouth dropped.

"Should we leave?" Number one asks.

"No way in hell we are leaving this hottie alone..!" He whisper yelled.

Sex Pistols made a tiny victory dance before Mista walks over to you. From the looks of it you have no idea you were seen. It's clear to him you don't intend on any type of human interaction. He would have to play his cards right. He puts away his weapon. You hear his footsteps and gasp. Mista is caught red handed. He was trying to think of a greeting but now he's too late. He gives you a nervous look while you give him one full of shock. You want to run but you're so shocked. Normally humans scream and you react. Since he wasn't screaming you're left frozen.

"Don't be scared. I wanted to greet you." He finally said.

"You... you're not scared of me?"

"I could never be scared of a beauty like you!" He beamed.

You giggled at his goofy expression. Your smile didn't falter since the compliment was nice. You never get compliments. Everyone fears you when you're accidentally seen. You walk over to him observing his outfit. It was strange to you. Creatures such as yourself wear what mer people would wear.

"Your outfit interests me." You circle around him with your tail wagging.

He takes it as a compliment and raises his brows.

"Oh so you're checking me out?"

"Checking you out..? I suppose I am. I love the originality of your clothing." You didn't understand the term.

Mista thinking he had room throws another compliment since women don't flirt with him. You smile at the compliment then continue circling around him.

"So are you a mermaid?" He rubs the back of his head.

"No but I am a child of the sea. I believe you humans refer to my people as loch ness monsters."

'What..? No way! You?"

"Why yes." You wag your tail since he's impressed.

"That's awesome! Hey why don't we head to my place?"

"Your home? I've never seen a human home before! I'd like that very much!" You grab his arm. "But I can't be seen by others."

"No worries babe. We'll go this way." He leads you to an alley. 

You two walk through the streets but its still much too foggy. You're also unable to see so the both of you head back to where you first met. 

"Guess that wasn't the best plan."

"Maybe another time? It's a shame I didn't get to see your home."

"Oh right my home." He laughed nervously. He thought you knew his intentions.

You two sit over the edge beside each other. You would ask questions about the human world while he would ask you questions about living in the sea. You ended up placing a webbed palm over his hand. He felt warm. He shivered wondering how it would feel on his dick. He shakes his head disapprovingly when you're not looking. 

"Are you a prince?" You end up asking. 

Mista laughs he was honestly flattered but answered your question with a no.

"I'm surprised. You remind me of one. Are all humans as charming as you?"

"Of course not, honey. I'm one in a million."

You laugh then wrap your tail around his nice waist. Mista gets shivers from the coldness of your scales. You smile joyously thinking you had an affect on the handsome male. Which you did but not for the reason you believed. You pull him closer then bury your face in his chest. Smiling he wraps an arm around you. 

"Mista may I touch you?" You ask now that you scented him.

Mista didn't know but when you buried your face against him you were scenting him. Your kind do so to mark your lovers. It's both a sign of affection as well as checking if the individual is to your standards. He smelled of the ocean and gunpowder. His oceanic smell made your mouth water. For your kind, mating is important. You couldn't wait to bed this human. Mista noticed a different atmosphere surrounding you. He's happy you're the one asking now. He thinks this night turned out amazing.

"Hell yes, babe! I'm all yours!"

"Really?" Your eyes twinkled. 

He smiled in confirmation. Now with his permission you crawl over him. You remove your clothing. He noticed your mouth watering. Your sharp teeth glisten looking at him as though he is the last piece of decadent food. Your undergarments are different from anyone he's slept with. You wear undergarments barely covering your lady parts. The material is made from latex. It's black and shows off all your features to him.

"You sure you're not a succubus? I'm already under your trance."

You kiss his neck humming at the compliment.

"Are you sure you're not a hallucination?" You feel under his top.

He shivered at your moist webbed hands touching him. The sensitivity to the cold made him gasp. 

"So warm, bello. I'll love mating you."

”I look forward to it too, beautiful.” He touches your butt.

You remove his top then go for his belt buckle. He helped by kicking his boots off. You slide his pants along with his boxers down. You drool at the sight of his cock. He becomes excited at such a look you gave his aching member. 

“What are you waiting for, sweetheart?” He beckoned you. 

You give in and start by licking his tip. He tells you how good you make him feel as you suck him off. You’re not sure if it’s your outfit or if it’s how sensitive he is but you’re feeling really dominant. You want to make him beg. You slide your finger up and down his length allowing your claw to lightly graze him. You suck his tip as you did so.

“Merda!” He said your name after (Shit).

You slowly swirl your tongue around him. He hissed in delight. He grabbed at your hair to try tugging your head around his member but you’re stronger. You cup at one side of his sack lightly squeezing. He cussed out. 

“Beg.” 

“Yes..! Please put that pretty mouth on me!”

You continued rubbing his sack humming in approval. He continued begging until your mouth was back on him. He tried slamming your mouth down on him but you’re far stronger. You pull your mouth away with a huff.

“Someone needs to learn their place.”

You surprised him by flipping him on his hands and knees. You lift him off the ground as though he didn’t weigh much. You grab one of his fat cheeks and rub his cock with your hand from behind. 

“Gah!” He gasped. “Hey..! That’s-!”

You clutch his cheek really hard leaving claw marks on him. You rub him real fast thanks to your moist webbed hand. He tries to get away but you don’t allow it.

“Be a good boy and beg.” You claw him again.

He hissed but did as told. He continued begging. The more he begged the more you rewarded him. It wasn’t long before he came into your hand. You allow him to fall forward facedown on the cold floor. Flipping him over you lay his head on your lap. You massage his shoulders.

“Buon lavoro, Mista. I loved all the little noises you made for me.” (Good job)

You affectionately caress his face and kiss his forehead after the praise. He sighs in content.

“Your turn, beautiful.” He smirks, laying you underneath him. 

He tugs at the latex of your bottoms, giving you a wedgie. He chuckles at your reaction. He then pulls them down. He slowly peels them down. He took in your nude appearance. His hands grab at your thighs. He gets an idea looking over by the water. He knows exactly how you'll be under his mercy. Mista decides he won't do what he had in mind until you're feeling really good. He thinks it will be a nice surprise. The look in his eyes are filled with determination. You made him feel absolutely amazing and now he wishes to return the pleasure. He inserts his fingers in you.

"More, Mista!" You immediately react since his fingers are much bigger than your own. He is does a scissoring motion as your tail is wagging. You coo his name while thrusting your hips with his moving fingers. 

"Dirty girl. You're already this wet for me." He adds two more fingers.

Your tail curls in pleasure as you drool. He found your g-spot. He dug his fingers deeper. You moan wrapping your tail around his muscular thigh. Squeezing his thigh in a death grip made him grunt. He decides now he will do as he planned earlier. Before doing so he has your own tail slip inside you. You moan out but its short lived as his hands wrap around your neck. He's only human so you don't mind. Though strong his grip wasn't enough to pose danger. You actually enjoy it. It felt pleasurable being handled so roughly by him. You clutch his biceps clawing into him. Seeing as you enjoy it he uses his knee to nudge your tail deeper into you. His grip around your throat tightening, causing you to let out a high pitched moan. Your eyes roll to the back of your head.

"Someone is enjoying themselves." He comments.

You couldn't speak since your breath was leaving you. You mewl lowly at the thrust of your tail. Before you knew it you cried in utter bliss as your body twitched beneath him.

"Cosi buono!" You moaned out hoarsely (So good). 

Mista removed his hands feeling pleased he was able to fulfill your pleasurable desires. He cleans you up with his mouth. You relax enjoying how his mouth felt between your legs. After he is done he pulls your panties back up and hands you all your clothing. He lets you rest while he dresses himself back up. You sit up after a bit but Mista desires to hold you. You change into your clothes. He pulls you on his lap, allowing you to kiss his neck. He rubs circles on your upper thigh lazily. You two stay like this until the fog clears up a bit. He takes you back to his place where you two end up falling asleep in each others arms.

[the-lavender-room]

Two giant, gaymer dads lounging on the beach

[magma-cjay]

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It had been five days since Zucchero had swiped Giorno’s spellbook, and all the while Diavolo had been as eager as a child with a new toy…his newfound power all at his fingertips, more than capable of destroying any harpy or mer who dared oppose his wrath.

But not yet, he thought to himself, as he stood atop his highest perch, surveying everything beneath him. He was biding his time, striking fear into their hearts and savoring their terror like a cat toying with a mouse.

The two deep-sea mers he had captured were just the beginning. He’d placed them where the others could find to send a grim message: whether they lived or died was not important: what mattered was that they knew what was coming.

“Bossu~” chirped Doppio as he alighted next to Diavolo’s side. “When do we go? The others are restless and bored waiting…”

“Tell them to be patient,” Diavolo snapped. “We have all the time in the world. Are all of them ready?”

“Well, Luca, Zucchero, Sale are…Tiziano tends to disappear a lot, though. He looks very shifty when he does show up,” Doppio chimed in.

Diavolo felt a hint of uneasiness at the news. Tiziano had always been his most capable warrior– but one of the least trustworthy. He kept him around for his competence, but even he, the Crimson King, had to watch his back with him around.

“He better not be planning anything,” Diavolo said with a growl.

“Would the six of us be enough to take them all on?” Doppio pondered, scratching his head. “You did say that there were seven harpies and nine mers in Bucciarati’s team…”

“Worry not, my darling Doppio”, Diavolo crooned. “I have my ways.”

That evening, while all his men slept, Diavolo took off in the darkness of night, soaring over the moonlit shadows of the sea like an ominous angel of death.

This was a secret deal, that none of them needed to know.

As agile as he and his men were in the sky, the mers had an advantage: able to down them into the sea, like the black merman had with Sale, they were helpless in the waves where the finned folk reigned supreme.

Diavolo knew he would have to fight fire with fire– or water with water.

Even if it meant dealing with one of THEM.

Diavolo alighted onto a rock by the side of a sea cliff of a small, deserted island: a fair distance away from the island Bucciarati called home. There, he waited by the dark water, until a few small ripples announced that Diavolo wasn’t alone.

“Come out, foul creature,” said Diavolo with contempt. “Perhaps I have use of you yet.”

“Ahhh…your Majesty….” hissed a wicked voice as a pair of glowing green eyes watched him from the water. “What brings you here…after oh, so long…?” the voice added with a flattering, sycophantic tone.

“As much as it loathes me to deal with a slimy creature like you,” snarled Diavolo, “there is one small favor I need. Bucciarati has united with the merfolk…and we are at a disadvantage without a mer at our side as well.”

The voice laughed back, a dry, sarcastic laugh, and soon a slippery figure slithered up the moist sand, and in the moonlight Diavolo could make out his grotesque features: clawed hands, webbed ears and razor-sharp teeth that gleamed in the faint light like deadly pearls.

“Now you want my help?” said the mer. “What’s in it for me?”

“Revenge,” Diavolo replied. “You know him, don’t you, Cioccolata?”

“I’m flattered you remember my name, o great Crimson King,” Cioccolata hissed in response. “But him who? Surely you don’t mean an alluring, strapping merman with silver hair and eyes as black as the abyss?”

“Risotto.” smirked Diavolo.

Cioccolata groaned despairingly, flopping onto his back on the beach in exaggerated drama. “Oh, Risotto, the times we had together…” he cried. “Oh, there was no creature in the sea as vicious and deadly as we were, oh the sailors we dragged to their doom, just the ocean’s deadliest killers, together a team…and perhaps, formerly…so much more…”

Cioccolata’s tone suddenly turned into a menacing snarl. “But then he became such a goody-two-fins, saving orphan little mers, abandoning me for his little ‘cause’… and then he grew soft, and kind, and it was DISGUSTING!”

Diavolo cackled to himself. “And wasn’t you who said that kindness has no place in the sea?”

“We were apex predators, with mercy and compassion irrelevant!” Cioccolata moaned. “Big fish eat little fish, things kill each other all the time, it’s just nature! And yet he became an absolute manatee of his former self, gushing about "friendship” and “remorse” and stupid things like that!“ By now the green, weedy merman was absolutely livid.

"And now shall be your chance to show him the might of the strong over the weak!” Diavolo cried out. “Now shall be your chance to make him pay the price of forsaking his ways. Show him the truth of this bleak and indifferent world: that it is the fittest who survive…and the weak are prey…”

Diavolo gazed up at the half-moon that hung in the night sky. “We attack in a week, when the moon is full and the tides are high. Me and my men will take on Bucciarati and Giovanna, but as for you…”

He smiled wickedly. “I want you to kill the black-scaled mer. He is all yours.”

Cioccolata’s eyes narrowed with cruel, sadistic, vengeful glee, the hateful eyes of a twisted once-lover scorned.

“Gladly…”

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(I saw the CioRis crackship here on this blog and decided to give it a darker twist…) >:D

[squishosaur]

Ooo have you drawn the rest of Passione/Team Bucciarati as merpeople? 🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️🧜‍♂️

mer fugo was featured in a comic with human form giorno & i lost an old ask about trish but i have drawn her before (on clip studio bc i had the free version of the app for like. 2 days)! idk what animal bruno would be so i have not drawn him yet.... ✌️😔

[zippers-flowers-and-wine]

“You’re cold. Come here.” with bruno? 🥺

(This one is an exception to the MMR thing because I tweaked the post after she had requested)

Sometimes, when both of you were out and about and had things actively stealing your attention, you genuinely forgot that Bruno was massive. Sure, he wasn't as long as Mista then again, Mista is just a freak of nature. But Bruno was big, and he was deadly, and it was the smallest things he did that reminded you of that.

Like right now.

Bruno had messaged you a little while ago, asking if you wanted to sit on the docks with him and watch the sky. You had grinned fondly, knowing that he would much rather have you come over to his home so he and Giorno could cuddle with you, but was resisting the urge to actually ask because he knew they were still on thin ice with you.

Chuckling to yourself, you had agreed, not at all surprised when he immediately messaged back. "I'll be on the docks. And dress warmly."

"Okay, dad."

"Careful, if Mista sees that, he'll say something about "Daddy kinks" for weeks."

You snorted, knowing that wasn't a blind threat. The last time you had excitedly answered a phone call from your brother in front of the largest mer, and jokingly said, "Yes, Master." to something he said, Mista had relentlessly teased you for months.

Sighing affectionately, you shot him one last "I wouldn't mind, 🙃" and turned off your phone, knowing damn well that Bruno would be flustered when he showed up.

He was redder than a cherry.

You had left your house without the electronic device, completely forgetting to snag your hoodie on your way out the door. By the time you got to the end of the pier and remembered what your loving mer had warned you of, he was already heaving himself up and onto the dock.

Now here you were, lying on your back and shivering a small bit while watching him stretch out his entire body like a sunbathing serpent. He isn't even fully on the pier, a good chunk of his eel body still in the water and you shiver harder.

Bruno spots that one.

"You're cold?"

You flush, grinning guiltily at him when he flashes you a deadpan stare. "I told you dress warmly."

"I just forgot my coat, B. I'll be fine."

He rolls his eyes, turning into his side and reaching for you. "Come here."

You can't help but huff, raising an eyebrow at the large mer. He looks so genuine that it makes you feel kinda bad when you gently remind him that he is far colder than you are, and would just sap your body heat rather than warm you up.

"Try me. Come here."

Rolling your eyes, you scoot on your side to nuzzle up next to him. He's... Huh...

He's not as cold as you would have thought. Sure he's not exactly a living furnace, but when the rest of his powerful tail lifts to wrap around you, you find that all of his lukewarm heat really adds up. He makes you lay on his bicep, gushing you when you whine about the wood. "Shh, and just look up."

"...fine Bucciarati, but once we're d-" Bruno silences you with a chaste kiss, smiling softly.

"Trust me, dolcezza. I'll carry you inside once we've had our fill of the stars. Okay?"

Pouting, you nuzzle against his arm. A soft purr starts up around you, and you feel your muscles loosening up as the vibrations soothe your buzzing mind.

And if you wake up the next morning with a crick in your neck, and an ache along your spine? Eh, it was worth it for a night under the stars with him.

(I'm so sorry I put this off for so long. I was just... Majorly pissed about losing all of it)

[psychodelic-insomnomaniac]

TG au the rest of the mob are gonna be like holy shit not only did this group defeat the boss, they managed to get a mer? They're gonna think giorno is a decoration piece like most rich people do, and some outsiders who are visiting for business deals might either offer a shit ton of money to buy giorno, or a rare few might offer to sell their mer to bucciarati to suck up to him.

Yeah, it definitely is seen as a status symbol sort of thing, kinda like those rich people who have pet tigers or shit like that.

No one is dumb enough to try and take what they interpret to be the boss's prized pet away from him, but those who have dabbled into having mer as pets may try to use it as a point of bonding with him. Like, "oh, I see you also keep mer! What a fine specimen! You know, I myself have a wonderful younger male with some *fascinating* fins and scale coloration-"

The dude continues to ramble about his pet mer in increasingly creepy terms, and Bruno's just fighting to keep his expression neutral. Said dude "disappears under mysterious circumstances" a little later, and the mer- who'd only recently been captured and was in relatively good health- was able to be released.

[helpimhyperfixating]

What if all the stardust crusaders were also mermen?

This is my first time writing for the other Jojo’s, so I’m sorry if they’re ooc. I tried 🤷‍♀️

Didn’t know exactly what you wanted so I just did some random things XD (sorry for the weird formatting)

What if the Crusaders were also Mermen? Chaos, that’s what. Just imagine a journey across the seas just to beat up the sea snake that is Dio, but then think ten times harder. Going from the Pacific Ocean, to the Indian Ocean, into the Arabian Sea all just to get his ass.

Enemies are still sent by Dio, but now Dark Blue Moon is no longer special, kek. No but, while the enemies remain similar, Stands aren’t really a thing and therefore it becomes more a fight of physical strength. When Mer can come in all sorts of shapes, colours and sizes however, the battles always remain with an unsure outcome. Vanilla Ice the Giant Squid was a very close call.

The journey itself was tiresome, with them having to swim the entire way instead of being able to use transportation. Not to even mention other things. Every day is chaos - not even taking enemies into account - when travelling with the crusaders:

Polnareff won’t have to worry about clean toilets for once but still always seems to be complaining about something, Kakyoin and Jotaro are both still adolescents so they don’t quite have a grip on their instincts yet, more easily distracted by small things such as animals they don’t yet know or a shape quickly fluttering away in the current (must be chased and caught!!!), Joseph is basically an overgrown adolescent even if he is the patriarch of the pod so he usually shoots along with his grandson and friend. Iggy is there but then he isn’t??? And then he is again?? All in all, Avdol should get a medal, award, title, anything and everything really for his patience and ability to keep the others on track and keep them going.

Now, personality wise:

The Joestar pod is a big one. Family and friends coming together over time to form a larger and larger pod until it is eventually one of the largest out there. All kinds of Mer have come together to form this giant family unit and - apart from one defect (Dio) - it has stayed surprisingly tight knit.

Jonathan:

He is the pod patriarch, making the decisions together with Erina, who is the matriarch.

Super protective of the pod. Would shield the entire family with his body if he could. But since he can’t he’ll settle for just shielding all the pups, since the others can protect themselves. He is large enough to do so anyways.

Best play mate possible. All the pups love him.

I imagine he either has the body of a seal, or a blue whale. Very different yes, but he is just an excited ginormous puppy, hence the seal. But he is also a gentle giant, hence the blue whale. And also... other, more obvious reasons (*cough* he buff and giant *cough*).

Joseph:

In his younger years, he is the bane of existence of all the adults in the pod. In both his adolescent as well as young adult/adult stage, Joseph is a hyperactive troublemaker. More than once he has snuck out of pod territory, only to come fleeing back with an angry sea creature on his tail, needing resident buff protector Jonathan to step up and chase his attacker off.

In his older years, he has mellowed out a bit, needing to be since he inherited the position of pod patriarch from Jonathan. He is however, still a prankster and always will be. He will play a prank on the pups every so often where he pretends to have died in the night when they come get him for meal- or play time (He’s been scolded by Suzie Q for that after one of the pups burst out crying. He promised to never do it again, but he definitely will).

I imagine he has the lower body of a dolphin. Dolphins can be real assholes. But also very playful and agile, which Joseph stays, no matter his age. Either that, or a sawfish. Their faces look a little silly, but don’t bloody mess with them. They are fast as all hell and they can also get to be fujking big. About 7 meters (23 feet) on average to be exact. But then again, Joseph wouldn’t get the face so he has nothing to worry about.

Jotaro:

Oh, Jotaro. Our resident grumpy Mer. In a pod dynamic he usually has one of two moods. Tolerant, or, leave me the fuck alone. Usually it is the latter.

Surprisingly enough however, his personality seems to appeal to several of the pups. It’s about a 50/50 chance whether they’ll be scared of him, or think he is the coolest. Oftentimes a disgruntled Jotaro can be seen, followed by about two or three small Mer who are chatting his ears off or chewing on his side fins as they teeth.

Thanks to this, Jotaro is often the one who goes hunting. It finally gives him a bit of that peace and quiet he needs. Yare yare indeed.

I imagine Jotaro to have the body of a bull shark. Not the biggest or most aggressive shark out there, but part of the top 3 for sure. Also, Mer have the tendency to have their tails be bigger than their animal counterpart, such is definitely the case with Jotaro. Male bull sharks averaging in about 2 meters in length while just Jotaro’s tail is already almost double that.

Josuke:

Josuke has inherited some of his father’s hyperactivity unfortunately. The young Mer can often be heard from a mile away whenever he is hanging out with his friends.

Speaking of which, one day Josuke just turned up with several Mer in need of a home. Guess they’re part of the pod now!

Josuke is always quick to help anyone who needs it though. Need a hand? Josuke is there. Want someone to watch the pups? Might be a bit of a hazard, but Josuke will gladly do so. Need something that is very specific and probably quite a swim-distance away? Josuke is already on his way there.

He just wants to help and be useful, let him do stuff please 🥺

Still somehow has his hairdo, even underwater.

I drew Josuke as a Nurse shark a little while back, but for some reason I can also really see him being a sting ray?? I don’t know why, I think a sting ray fits him but that may be my bias towards stingrays.

But the lower half I can really see him having is that of a sailfish. (Have you seen the sails on those fish? They are just as impressive as Josuke’s hair. It’s a perfect match) they are fast as fuck boiiiiii, perfect for our lovable goof.

Either that or he is an otter cause they are bloody adorablez

Giorno:

Giorno wasn’t born as part of the Joestar pod unfortunately. Growing up, his father, Dio, had different goals and morals and broke away from the Joestar pod. Oftentimes Giorno heard him talk about the old pod he was once a part of, and how he vowed to wipe it from the sea.

This sparked a curiosity in the young Mer and when he was old enough, he decided to just up and leave the Brando pod. His initial goal was to find the Joestar pod he had heard so much about, but on his travels, he came across a different one. After spending some time with them, he decided to remain with Bucciarati and his pod of misfits.

All kinds of sea creatures flock to Giorno. For some reason, the calm and confident aura he gives off makes many animals feel safe and protected, hiding under or against his body if he is resting or sitting down on the ocean floor, or - if Giorno allows it - following him as he swims.

Giorno. Hmm, Giorno. I think he might have the lower body of a barracuda or a lion fish. Sleek, streamlined, dangerous. Or, pretty, yet hard to approach with his poisonous spikes poised unless he trusts you and allows you near. His spikes will lie as flat down his body as he can get them to show this. Not many Mer have this honour.

(Or he is part of the requiem shark family, lols, sorry I had to)

Jolyne:

Jolyne can be energetic or standoffish, you can never really tell which of the two it will be. Her dynamic in the pod differs from day to day depending on her mood, but when it comes to it, there is nothing she won’t do for it.

Very playful and giddy. Loves to hang out with her best friends and is the unofficial appointed forager with how much stuff she brings back whenever she goes for a swim.

Jolyne’s lower half. Hum hmm. Her body either somewhat resembles a butterfly fish, only- updated to be more mermaid like by being more stretched out, her tail fin mainly resembling the fish while her tail is more classic. It’s very pretty though and she somehow has some octopus genes in her, making her able to change colours, which she absolutely loves to do, nearly coming in with a new colour every day (though she has a few favourites) Either that, or she resembles her dad a little more with the lower half of a spinner shark. She’s sleek and agile. A swift and dangerous predator you should not mess with. She might look harmless when she’s chatting with her friends, but when she is spinning at you with claws poised and no way to escape, you’d click a different tune.

Haven’t read part 7 or 8 yet, sorry :(