#meanwhile ford is one bad day away from a mental breakdown for the entirety of journal 3

[jheselbraum]

Ford recommending meditation to Fiddleford for his severe anxiety is so funny to me because like. He recommends it because that's what he does when he's stressed out, but like. Ford doesn't actually meditate. When Stanford Filbrick Pines, PhD, says he is meditating, this is a lie. What he's actually doing is he's communing with his abusive and criminally insane demonic situationship who lives in his subconscious and can rewire his nervous system at will, which not only isn't meditation, it's not even improving Ford's fucking mental health!

Getting mental health advice from Ford is like getting work/life balance advice from the guy in Zom100 before the apocalypse hit. And it's not like Fiddleford didn't already know this about Ford. They literally met with Ford kicking the door down and insisting on doing a bunch of complex mathematical equations for nine hours straight, while looking like this:

What about this man made Fiddleford think he was a good source of mental health advice?