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river--ghost · 12 days ago

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work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

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mejkosmos · 3 months ago

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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

#I DETEST THEM #AAAAAA #please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this #alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN #idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this #gravity falls #billford #the book of bill #bill cipher #stanford pines #uncontrollable sobs #this is my magnum opus #i am so normal about them #toxic old man yaoi hits hard #“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison

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kingofdoma · 6 months ago

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best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

#morgan spurlock #super size me #he did a bad thing (lying out his ass)#that had a good effect (getting healthier foods into fast food restaurants)#the definition of “complicated legacy”#either way he died too young #may the vegan food be decent wherever you end up dude

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vnynv · 1 month ago

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cracking the code to daily chores

#like Magnus wouldn't want my fresh laundrey to be lying around. He'd want me to pick up the socks that are on the floor and I'm looking at r #ight as i type this #malyuvny #ultra magnus #maccadam #transformers

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yuujispinkhair · 2 months ago

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Thinking about jumping into modern!boyfie Sukuna's arms and clinging to him like a koala while he carries you to bed. You mumble something like,

"Mmmh you are so warm, baby."

Snuggling even closer to your boyfriend's tall, muscular body. And Sukuna laughs and teases you playfully,

"What? You're telling me the person who couldn’t wait for fall and winter to finally arrive, is already feeling cold?"

But he says it so affectionately, his low voice full of warmth and amusement, and his strong arms only hold you tighter when he adds,

"I'll keep you warm all night."

And you smile and rest your face against his broad chest, knowing that you will get the best cuddles from your favorite person in the world.

Sukuna places you gently on your bed and you don't even get a chance to complain about the lack of his arms around you before he is already slipping into bed behind you and wraps his warm, strong body around you.

You sigh happily, snuggling into Sukuna's embrace with a sleepy-sounding:

"You're the best, baby."

And you feel Sukuna's smirk against your neck where he trails soft little kisses over your skin,

"I know."

His tattooed arms tighten around your smaller body, holding you safely as Sukuna presses his tall, muscular body against you, making sure his girl is warm and happy. And when he hears your soft snores he can't help but smile and think to himself that you are the best, too.

#sighhhh i am lying in bed and this thought made me smile so much 😭💗 i need boyfie kuna to cuddle me please 😍#sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #sukuna x y/n #sukuna fluff #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk fluff #jjk x y/n

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bisexualpercyjacksons · 11 months ago

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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable #grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing #annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss #percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #character alignment #a god buys us cheeseburgers #like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed #mine #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #humor #no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account #which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo #I’m bullying myself don’t worry

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kibermonakh · 2 months ago

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#transformers #transformers one #maccadam #soundwave #megatron #megasound #megatron x soundwave #me? projecting my parent issues on megatron??? i would never #(lying)

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sepiamestus · 7 months ago

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it should be illegal for reddit anime dudes to have Killua profile pictures because it contributes to the misconception that Killua is your average reddit dude anime boy like no no you dont understand. He's a gay twelve year old with infinite money and dresses exactly how you would expect a gay twelve year old with infinite money to dress. He has one of the best character arcs of all time in which at one point he does impromptu brain surgery on himself as an allegory for overcoming trauma. He has a trans little sister and aggressively corrects anyone who misgenders her. He fights with yo yos and a skateboard. He almost got killed by playing darts with an ant once. He spent a million dollars on robot shaped chocolate. He looks like tjis