#maybe a little local man

[comicsiswild]

Local Man (2023) #13

[trek-tracks]

Do you ever think about how Kirk had a "best friend" on the ship before Bones in Gary Mitchell, a man who:

a) deviously manipulates him into heartbreak for Mitchell's benefit,

b) shames him for not being "fun" enough when he's in a position of power,

c) openly insults intelligent and powerful women,

d) treats everyone cruelly as soon as he gets power and tries to seize everything for himself,

e) finds it fascinating that he can stop a person's heart for fun, and

f) tries to murder Kirk instead of admitting that he's a danger to the universe,

and then chooses to replace him with Bones, a man who:

a) tries to save Kirk from heartbreak at every opportunity,

b) gets him to smile and relax by being genuinely interested in how he's doing and telling him that he's great and respected just as he is,

c) openly toasts intelligent and powerful women,

d) treats everyone kindly as soon as he gets power and tries to use it to help as many people as he can,

e) cries about how people suffered when medical treatments were less advanced, and

f) says, "Jim, I can't destroy life, even if it's to save my own. I can't."

because I do

[harbingersglory]

i know i said more dom!reader blah blah blah sorry arlecchino rotted my brain severely. tmasc bunny!arle giving me severe brain damage /pos

(he/him prns used for arle)

at a glance, the big ears and small puffball of a tail might temporarily make you think Arlecchino is far sweeter then he actually is. how could anyone who looked so cute be anything but, right?

but you know better. you serve under Lord Arlecchino - literally. tucked under his desk while he makes you slobber and choke all over his strap. you barely get to breathe with his hand fisted in your hair, keeping you right where he wants you. if you've been particularly exemplary on your little missions, he might even let you sit on his lap. though whether thats worse or not is debatable, making you cockwarm him as he works. and you'd better keep quiet, too. he's not above muzzling you or just straight up shoving his fingers into your mouth to silence you while you squirm on his lap.

maybe if you last until he's done he'll fuck you properly. bend you over his desk and pound your pretty little holes until you're unable to stand. he'll still make you clean up his strap afterwards, of course.

it's when he's in a bad mood that he really gets going. sheds the act of polite, dignified little bunny. no, he's here to break you in and use you like the little toy you are. and you'll let him, won't you? drooling all over his strap when he fucks your throat raw, drags you into the nearest room the moment he sees you to watch your eyes roll back into your head as his cock stretches you out..

he's just as much of a mess as you are when he's this pent up, though. he doesn't bother keeping up appearances when he just has some pent up stress to get out. if you could even think straight you'd notice his puffball of a tail wagging and his ears drooping as he ruts into you, panting and grunting against your ear when you cum around his strap for the tenth time. you could almost swear you heard him whimper, but you'll be in a world of punishment if you mention it the next day (he absolutely did).

[ra-vio]

I've been chanting this like a spell

[mrsthunderkin]

Bellfaust Grimward, world famous Sorcerer, innovator, alcoholic, bane of the Glass Archives, future lich and grandpa to Adelaide Byrd and her brothers.

A grimy little hobo man that I love

Featuring Walthozar the junk merchant whomst I ALSO love

[bottomvalerius]

oh girls we’re in it now and I don’t even know how to make this funny anymore LMFAOO

[gu6chan]

i like to think the universally agreed upon headcanon that leonard is good at cooking really wasn't so much a result of him living on his own and thus learning 15 Ways to Skin a Deer for Tenderness and Flavour (though it had a LITTLE to do with just acquiring the skills) so much as his family/brothers getting involved to where he was like "oh shit i better get to doing this properly then" as opposed to his last some years by himself of negligently making a pile of charcoal out of the fish he caught for dinner and just shrugging his shoulders going "welp. i'll live lol"

[badolmen]

It’s actually so fucking sinister the way people talk about voting on this website.

If only you stupid people got Clinton in office, then the Supreme Court would be more left and we would all* be safe and sound. (Ignore the fact that Clinton WON the popular vote in 2016; gerrymandering and the electoral college aren’t actually bad or responsible for any political outcomes we just need more people to vote.) That’s why you extra super need to vote for the lesser of two evils this year and yes there’s only two. Voting for anything but the democrats is actually worse than voting for the republicans and you are actively sabotaging democracy by not voting for our Chosen One. Not voting at all means you’re an idiot who doesn’t understand how democracy functions; don’t you know your vote can only be for this one guy and one guy only? That’s why we’re personally blaming you for anything bad that happens when our sham national elections don’t turn out in our favor despite our candidate making the worst publicity and political moves since “let them eat cake” and the French Revolution.

*all referring to the most palatable American stereotypes who aren’t too queer or too disabled or too non-white or too-poor or too-marginalized. all excludes any non-Americans; who obviously want you to vote for Biden anyways because Trump will…kill them in worse ways, somehow. I mean you should really put your own life and well-being before theirs anyway; how heartless do you have to be to put your Fellow Americans’ lives at the same level as those Homophobic Foreign Brown People?

[bi-demon-ium]

just had the most vivid image of a wild west au except milligan is the only actual cowboy. probably number two or miss perumal might also be badass cowboys (gender neutral) but really what im saying is nervous town librarian trying to keep his tiny library afloat mr benedict and strong-n-silent-type gruff cowboy milligan

[exopelagic]

this election feels so hollow even though it’s likely ostensibly gonna be a good outcome. labour really just sucks fucking ass rn huh

[xx-justsomeguy-xx]

whenever i go out to buy things i feel two wolves battling it out inside me

one revels in the pleasure of buying things and the rush of acquiring Stuff

the other hates spending money and is already tired of owning things >.>

[ahollowgrave]

(from sealrock)

15. What places hold significant meaning or memories for your OC? Do they have a positive or negative association with those places?

In a remort part of the southern shroud, there is a little temple; more than half reclaimed by the forest around it. Little buildings intermingled among the trees and crumbling ruins of a once-great place of worship. Moving along the well-worn paths are -- nuns. Most of them are older Miqo'te women, some of them use canes as they meander between their cells and the bits of the temple still accessible to them.

In the center of that holy place is a pond. A break in the canopy above ensures that their Lady Menphina’s visage reflects upon the waters there, during her journey through the night sky.

Sometimes their singing and worship reach beyond the confines of their home.

Sometimes locals come, seeking aid or trade.

Sometimes mourners come, needing the cool embrace of Menphina to soothe their aches, to carry their love to their departed.

Rarely, the Sisters raise a stray.

Even rarer, the stray stays to become a Sister.

Our Lady of Abundant Affection is Odette’s home among homes. It is the place she feels childlike at, still. She knows every fallen stone and shattered window, she has named each bud and each leaf of each flower, she has watered each root of each mighty tree, she has listened to the secrets of its critters.

She has caused more mayhem and mischief there than anywhere else. There, she was able to stop being girl and creature and just be Odette.

It is her favorite and her most sacred of places. Only those nearest to the center of her heart are brought here and are given charms blessed with moon-touched waters.

Thank you for the ask @sealrock !! > Get to know my OC <

[keeps-ache]

it's actually very mean that i can't have emojis of my ocs just on my computer. i just think it would be much more convenient for when i have to say the Guys are in my brain but i also have no words..

[angelsdean]

the struggle of wanting to plop young dean down in new jersey like literally where i live for a fic but not wanting to say where i live sjkdfjsf 

[truthundressing]

2024 is starting out so good for me im scared 😳

[houseofwolvess]

okay i mean this in the nicest way possible. if you're into any bigger bands, like at all, im begging you to please just... do a little research into the music industry. learn about the shitty things it perpetuates, the ways it screws over your favorite musicians, how it ruins bands on the daily.

you don't need to be an expert or anything, but i feel like a lot of heartbreak would be avoided if people realized that in the end, almost all big bands are businesses, and business in the music industry is vicious and cutthroat whether you like it or not.