#martin….. my poor boy…. :( my baby boy…. my beloved little guy :(

[imjustexistingtbh]

feeling sad time to listen to mag 170 and mag 199 on repeat and cry my eyes out :’)

[rysko]

I want more of your based takes to giggle at so for the fandom ask, Marvel please

My narcissistic ass loves the opportunity to talk about my faves Red, enjoy

This will be an amalgamation of all the 'verses', im not only sticking to the mcu.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Miles Morales! Ever since the first Spiderverse came out i loved him. I genuinely relate(d) to him a lot, and his story and struggles resonated with me a ton. I don't like saying any fictional character 'helped' me, but he really really did.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Mobius.

Listen, i have my own beef with the Loki show (beef, as in, I wanna hunt whoever came up with that idea for sport) but Mobius is like the light at the end of the tunnel, like the tasty chocolate with some shitty toy inside. ITS OWEN WILSON PLAYING A NERVOUS, CUNTY, NERDY AGENT

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Ultron.

An awakened AI? Who visits the internet for 5 minutes and decides its time to genocide humanity? Slay. He was also like, really sassy and snarky and you already know i'm a sucker for these kinds of characters,

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

MARTIN LI MARTIN LI MARTIN LI AKA MR NEGATIVE

I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS MAN. I LOVE HIM. I HAVE CONSUMED E V E R Y PIECE OF MEDIA HE'S IN AND I AM STARVING. For all the lore i memorised for him i might as well be hired by marvel to think about this guy

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

I think we all know who this is gonna be.

My boy, my beloved npd having smartass (its canon because i say so), Tony.

I always was and will be Team Iron Man, RDJ is an icon that played him flawlessly. My man does not deserve the bashing he gets in the fandom nowadays.

Yes, he's selfish, narcissistic, cocky and a privileged ass, but all of it is a win in my book. If people don't like that, GOOD, more for ME.

If it wasn't Tony, then my problematic fave would probably be Redskull.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Loki. There's a reason my favorite scenes with the guy are:

"I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES"

Him getting thrown by his brother in Ragnarok

He's pathetic, he's a loser

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell):

Doctor Strange, any iteration of him, be it comics, cartoons or Britishface Cucumberstache. I love him sm, but in a "puts you in a jar and shakes it violently" way. I'd send him there to see what tomfoolery he'd get up to.

i think what these asks do, is show that I'm a sucker for the cocky bastards with flamboyant tendencies

[justaredheadf1fan]

And the boys are Bak-u! (don't kill me for this one)

Masterlist

I had to make the obvious joke everyone has made in the last few days 😙 I wouldn't have been happy otherwise hehehe

Before getting into it, I wanted to share my absolute obsession after Barcelona, I've been searching for the cheapest race to go to besides Barcelona like a woman possessed; how much are tickets for Monaco and Bakú my beloveds, the Grand Stand tickets for Barcelona because we are a couple of ladies and have decided that next next we'll rock it better, and so on like I need something to quench my thirst, but with Formula 1. Does that even make sense at all? Who cares, because I clearly DON'T.

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Well, today started the first weekend I'll be missing F1 live, and I can't handle it. I was supposed to be free today so I was bound to watch FP1 and FP2 (since I'll have Fridays free every week, while I'll have to work through the weekends from now on), but had to cover for someone and leave my free day for a better time in July. While working, I could hear someone blasting FP1 across the street and I saw a couple of Ferrari fans on my way to work, so I was just craving the possibility of watching it properly, honestly.

I'm currently watching the press rounds where Lewis and Seb are on opposite sites of their group. Pity we don't get to see them together much these days 🥲 Good thing they still (obviously) keep serving cunt, which I love to see everytime. After Ben Sulayem's words a few days ago especially, I'm happy to see that they keep not giving a shit about the FIA's stupidity. Kings 👑

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I'm now starting with FP1 while I think about dinner (because why would I just have dinner when I can just do nothing?) and my poor Mick had to retire already because of a water leak apparently. My poor baby, at least now they can't be mad at him 😅

There's one thing I still can't wrap my head around, how the fuck is it possible that the porpoising hasn't been dealt with already? Drivers have been complaining about it since day 1 and it's still going on. FIA what the fuck! Do this people really care that little about this guys' lives? Jesus fucking Christ, it's crazy seeing them bouncing so horribly all the time, and this is already the 8th race. They need a solution, they're gonna have permanent damage otherwise, I'm afraid.

The only upside to this is seeing hilarious comments like the one Gasly made. Maybe it's just my dirty mind at work but I just couldn't hold my laughter at work when I read it. I love you Pierre, you're amazing 😂

For what I've always heard about Baku so far, taking into account I haven't seen a race in this track due to my F1 hiatus, this is looking pretty uneventful so far, right? At least in FP1, maybe FP2 changes my mind a bit but, besides the tremendous porpoising and Verstappen still having DRS problems, there's nothing interesting going on after 59 minutes. Or maybe that's because I was expecting absolute chaos 🤷🏻‍♀️ So, now preparing dinner sounds about right!

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I've started FP2 while I eat something and boy that plastic bag might just be the surprise I needed for this practice session after all 😂

I have to say that this track looks pretty awesome, it seems to have everything and appears to be very interesting on its own. Maybe the nicest street circuit on the calendar right now. It's a shame I'll have to watch the race right after I finish work on Sunday (the perks of not working remotely anymore 🤧)

Leclerc going off track is giving me whiplash at this rate, every Friday he goes off track or he spins somewhere at some point and I want to kill him 😂 And half the drivers have gone off track on the same corner by now, where most of them have had to back up before getting back on track, and I can't imagine how scary that must be with how big the cars are and how little they must see when doing it. It gave me a chance to see the Aston Martin more closely tho, when Stroll went bye-bye, and I still think the AM is the sexiest car this year. What a beauty.

Nothing eventful really for today. Which might be a good thing after last week. Tomorrow I'll watch FP3 and Quali much like today, just after I get back after work. I'll suffer through my 8 hours until I can launch myself onto my bed with the laptop in front of me.

Peace out until tomorrow!