#mao mao incorrect quotes

[capndragn94]

Coco: So, Tanya, are you really okay with Mao Mao being off the market?

Tanya: Off the market?

Coco: You know, mine.

Tanya: I believe Mittens is your destiny, Coco Bean. Like change, we must always welcome destiny.

Coco: Tanya, you sorta, kinda rock.

Tanya: Thanks.

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Xingqiu: i love getting pizza with tumors

Xiangling: WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT

Xingqiu: HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE IT

Xingqiu: PIZZA WITH PIMPLES??

Xiangling: AIR. POCKETS.

Xiangling: BECAUSE IT'S A POCKET OF AIR

Xingqiu: lame

Xingqiu: unmemorable

Xingqiu: it neither sticks in your mind or rolls off the tongue

Chongyun: i think it's the best way to say it actually

Xingqiu: thank you <3

[yumemiruuuu]

“Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun….

Respect…

Respect Shi…

Fuck Shizun.

Worship him during sex.”

- Mo Ran

[leoprime13]

Madison Russell: No matter what I do, no one at school wants to be friends with me!

Godzilla: Yeah, I literally can’t relate to that problem at all. But you know who no one likes? Hey, Rodan!

Rodan: First of all, how dare you?

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Pomni: No matter what I do, no one in the circus wants to be friends with me...

Jax: Yeah I literally can't relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes?

Jax: HEY ZOOBLE!

Zooble: First of all how dare you

[lunaticmeap]

Mo Ran: I love you.

Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.

[oliverfan72]

Mao Mao: Badgerclops and I are having a baby.

Adorabat: That's gre-

Mao Mao, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Jarrod: Why wasn't I your Chosen One?

Master Mao: Do you have all day, Jarrod?

Jarrod: Yeah. I do.

[squeaker6352]

The Kirby Squeak Squad light novel in a nutshell

Kirby: Gripping at one side of the egg's nest Paws off thief!

Daroach: Gripping at the other side, very sleep deprived I'VE HAD, A VERY LONG NIGHT KID. AND I'M ABOUT TO S N A P !

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Kamelsia: you'll never take me alive!

Dokkaebi: I wasn't trying to.

Nagyunn: that is so dark

[eepilycorrectgenshin]

Chongyun: Aether is just doing sidequests, man

Xingqiu: he is doing sidequests, it's great

Xiangling: Aether is always doing sidequests, have you met the man???

Xingqiu: he's the protagonist, he's always doing sidequests

[yumemiruuuu]

Chu Wanning: You are driving a car and all of a sudden, there is an elderly woman and a young child crossing the road. What do you hit?

Mo Ran: (in deep thought)

Mo Ran: The elderly, because she already had her fill of life but the young child has barely experienced life yet so it would be a shame if he got killed.

Chu Wanning: …

Mo Ran: Or you can hit them both if you want to be a little silly

Chu Wanning: The BRAKES, Mo Weiyu. YOU HIT THE BRAKES.

[awakefor48hours]

Mao Mao: can you pass me the salt Badgerclops: huh? Mao Mao: I need the salt Badgerclops: the what? Mao Mao, sighing: the ocean cocaine Badgerclops, whispering: don’t tell Poseidon we stole some of his stash

[thattripleabattery]

Rogue: no matter what I do no one at school wants to be friends with me

Kitty: yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes?

Kitty: HEY LANCE!

Lance: first of all, how dare you

[gfanz4ever]

Lydia: So wait, your parents' last name is "Juice", so that means your first name is just "Beetle"? Beetlejuice: No, my first name is...well, yunno. Lydia:...is your name "Beetlejuice Juice"? Beetlejuice Juice: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY?!

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

2012 Donnie: No matter what I do, none of the other mutants want to be friends with me...

2018 Donnie: Yeah, I literally can't relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes? HEY LEOS!

2012 Leo and 2018 Leo: First of all how dare you