#mambo Worms

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1225

Gloria Esteworm's band the Mambo Worms are also credited as Miami Slime Machine.

Source:

Sesame Street. Episode 3448. January 31, 1996.

Sesame Street. Hot! Hot! Hot! Dance Songs. CD. 1997.

[wileys-russo]

✨ alessia russo masterlist ✨ 

multi chap series;

maternal instinct masterlist

childhood sweethearts masterlist

☼ fics;

time management

head over (tar) heels - unc!era

head over (tar) heels ficlet - unc!era

my girl - unc!era

my girl ficlet - unc!era

alessia day

the striker and her wingman

drunk in love

passenger princess

passenger princess ficlet

the winner takes it all

bad dog

bad dog ficlet

toilet paper party

looks can be deceiving (2)

best friends sister

not so wise

miscommunication

miscommunication ficlet

kiss and make up - unc!era

three times you almost said i love you and the one time you did

going the distance - unc!era

the call up

hot and cold

☼blurbs 2.0 (more linked here)

☼ blurbs;

self control

good morning sunshine

baby

co-dependancy

wag club

insomnia

jumpscare

touch starved

number one fan

time zone

new sofa

book worm - unc!era

road trip

sensative

oblessed

fancy footwork

headache

headache 2.0

debut

new house rule

big flexer p2

bambi

lucky

mambo italiano

favourite aunty

new style

personal heater

enemies

time of day

golden girl - unc!era

iced coffee

shut down

school yard crush

horror movies

mario kart

reckless

early mornings

wonderland

bruises

human shield

four legged wingwoman

you can't leave me like this

beautiful crazy

keep talking

keeping score - unc!era

sisterly duties

puzzle book

mother hen

chicken

recovery room

pizza party

[goosebumpsdog]

here's my lestat playlist, click me

Half Life - Sneaker Pimps

Every You Every Me - Placebo

Cosey Mo - SubRosa

I Wanna Be Adored - King Woman

Join Me in Death - HIM

Lover, You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley

Sweet Jane - Cowboy Junkies

Change (In the House of Flies) - Deftones

Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode

Malibu - Hole

Pain - Boy Harsher

Tear You Apart - She Wants Revenge

Nocturnal Me - Echo and the Bunnymen

Worms - Viagra Boys

Runaway - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Run Through the Jungle - The Gun Club

Cyco Killer - Skull Cult

Mambo Sun - T. Rex

No One Loves Me (And Neither Do I) - Them Crooked Vultures

I Let Love In - Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

Lay All Your Love On Me - Pale Honey

Wicked Game - Widowspeak

Down By the River - PJ Harvey

Needle in the Hay - Elliott Smith

One Hundred Years - The Cure

Bloodsport - Sneaker Pimps

Dead and Lovely - Tom Waits

[all-that-you-can-draw]

30 Day Drawing Challenge: Dances

For each day, draw something featuring/inspired by the type of dance style or move for that day.

If drawing isn’t your thing, you can use these prompts for whatever it is that you do! If you’d rather go at your own pace, do them out of order, or only do the ones you want, that’s fine too! There are no rules, just have fun!

Day 1: ballet

Day 2: mambo

Day 3: the robot

Day 4: breakdancing

Day 5: tap dancing

Day 6: moonwalk

Day 7: the macarena

Day 8: voguing

Day 9: the twist

Day 10: salsa

Day 11: the worm

Day 12: square dancing

Day 13: hand jive

Day 14: flamenco

Day 15: chicken dance

Day 16: hula dancing

Day 17: tango

Day 18: the dougie

Day 19: conga line

Day 20: stanky leg

Day 21: flossing

Day 22: cha cha

Day 23: disco

Day 24: belly dancing

Day 25: line dancing

Day 26: samba

Day 27: jazz

Day 28: waltz

Day 29: pole dancing

Day 30: interpretive dancing

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

I have bothered this little man at least 3 times today oops

[id: Mambo No. 5, the light brown patterned western hognose with a spine deformity that makes his body look all knobbly, worming around in Juniper’s hand]

[wormstacheangel]

Day five: Portrait

“Thank you for visiting!” Dean waved from the front door of the Novak Manor where he worked as a museum guide and historian. “Come again!”

“Our haunting hour tours start this weekend for Halloween!” He heard his coworker, Charlie, cheerfully remind them as she stepped outside. 

The group all excitedly mumbled to each other about the invite and it made Dean roll his eyes. He went back inside, leaving Charlie to lock up the door. 

“I don’t know why we are advertising that crap.” Dean undid his tie and walked behind the desk to check the emails. “This place isn’t even haunted. It’s just old.”

“Yeah. Yeah. We get it you don’t believe in the spooky supernatural.” Charlie waved her fingers toward Dean before she leaned across the front desk to look at Dean. “But we both know it’s these extra ghost hunters that are keeping this place going. We need cash and they need evidence.” 

“Whatever.” Dean mumbled, before watching the last slot of the night tour fill up. “We’re fully booked.”

“Really?!” Dean turns the screen toward her and she cheers, patting herself in the back. “Good job, Charlie.” She mimics Dean’s voice. “Thanks, boss.”

Dean rolls his eyes with a smile, “Fine. Maybe it was a great idea. Good job, Charles. I’ll get you a treat tomorrow.” 

“Iced and lots of caramel please.”

“Got it.” 

Charlie went home after that, Dean could do the locking up himself. It was second nature to him after all these years. 

He started on the third floor; locking windows, emptying trash cans, and making sure everything was in its place. He was about to go downstairs, turning off the last light in the hallway, when he heard something rumbling in the attic above. 

He turned on the light quickly and cursed. He didn’t want to deal with a damn raccoon right now. Dean wanted to go home and finally eat some dinner while he rewatched Friends for the hundredth time. 

He patted his pocket for his mini flashlight and debated on calling Charlie now or animal control. He decided on neither. He should first make sure it is a raccoon and not something just falling. 

The attic is not for the public, it was used for storage by the family and it’s used for storage by the museum. Nothing special. 

Dean kept cursing as he unlocked the door that hid the narrow stairway. One he would usually send Charlie or even Garth because he was too damn tall for it to be comfortable. But he went, turning on the one light bulb that made the stairway an ugly orange color, and unlocked the door at the top. 

He patted his pockets for his phone, ready to call 911 if the damn raccoon decides to jump him, and slowly opened the door. 

It was dark but the moonlight spilled through the one stained glass window. Making the floor look almost like water. It was beautiful.

He was so dazed that he didn't notice the figure by the window. A figure that made no shadow. 

“Oh!” The voice startled Dean. He looked up to see a familiar man smile towards him. “Hello, Dean. It’s always nice to see you.” The man sighed sadly. “Or anyone.”

Dean said nothing. Just stared in shock while trying to figure out if he could run fast enough downstairs and grab his car keys.

The man looked concerned taking a small step towards Dean before his eyes widened. “Can you…Dean, are you looking at me?”

Dean responds with a stiff nod. Watching as the man smiles, giggling just a little bit, before he takes a longer stride towards Dean. 

“I can’t believe it!” The man yells in excitement and Dean has had enough. 

He turns on his heels and quickly runs down the narrow stairway. Not slowing down when he runs down to the front desk to get his care keys. On his way out the back door, he froze. 

Walking back into the main living room, he came face to face with a portrait of a familiar man. A man that was just talking to him up in the attic. 

Dean didn’t believe in ghosts. He believed that death was just eternal sleep and that’s it. No spirits or any other mambo jumbo. Just forever worm food. 

But he also believed in what he saw with his own eyes. 

He took a deep breath. “This is so fucking stupid.” And forced himself back upstairs. Back up the narrow hallway and into the attic, where the man stood by the window again. Looking out of it like a sad Victorian woman.

Lonely.

It took all the courage Dean could muster to call out, “Castiel?” 

The man turned, smiling but looking apologetic. “I haven't had someone say my name to me in years.” Castiel made a move to walk towards Dean but then stopped. “I, um, I apologize for startling you earlier. I was just so very excited.”

Dean didn’t really hear the apology he was still so shocked. The man was a spitting image of Castiel. How can that be possible? “Are you really him?”

“I am.” Castiel took a careful step towards Dean and held out his hand. “Hello, Dean.”

Dean took the hand, solid in his grip but then felt nothing but cold air a second later. As if he just went right through him. “Hiya, Cas.”

[anniilaugh]

Tag people you want to get to know better

tagged by: @bidisastersanji (thanks for the tag, yay! <3)

last song: SIAMÉS - My Way is so very good aaand after digging my teenage depresso music files yesterday, Sentenced - Aika Multaa Muistot still hits different. (+our work team is such a walking jukebox lol, today's list varied anything from Mambo Italiano and christmas carols to my eternal ear worm FF9 theme)

currently watching: one piece, spyfam (and youtube) pretty much, no energy for more atm. but I'm buzzing in my chair for more seasons to kimetsu no yaiba and chainsaw man. oh and!! arcane!! hnggg

three ships: zosan/sanzo, kakairu aaaand erasermic (damn I miss aizawa, haven't read the manga in literal ages)

favorite colors: spring green is good atm

currently consuming: breaded fish and mozzarella sticks, mmm healthy grease

first ship: uhhhhh... maybe moomin x snufkin??? too long ago lmao

birthplace: suomi finland perkele

current location: in a zosan hole somewhere deep, shoveling away

relationship status: chronically single

last movie: The Man from Earth, finally took time to watch it

currently working on: a zosan forever comic on the back burner, random sketches on the side whenever I feel like it. (and tomato seedlings haha, balcony garden here we go again)

tagging: whoever hasn't done this yet, consider me tagging YOU <3

[trentreznortuesday]

every album i listened to this year pt. 1

i listened to 238 albums that were new to me this year. this is the first 119 of them + basic genre tagging.

A Sunny Day In Glasgow - Sea When Absent [noise pop]

ABBA - Volume 25 [karaoke]

Agriculture - Agriculture [black metal]

Agriculture - The Circle Chant [black metal]

Alcest - Écailles de Lune [black metal]

Altar of Plagues - White Tomb [black metal]

Animals as Leaders - Parrhesia [djent]

Another Heaven - 1: You Are Loved [shoegaze]

Art Sorority - Older Boys [folk punk]

Ashenspire - Hostile Architecture [black metal]

Atomic Guava - Peasants of the Future [power metal]

awakebutstillinbed - chaos takes the wheel and i am a passenger [emo]

Bad Religion - New Maps of Hell [punk]

bar italia - Tracey Denim [post-punk]

Basketball Divorce Court - rebound [punk]

Big Black - Atomizer [noise rock]

Big Thief - Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You [alt-country]

Black Ends - Stay Evil [noise pop]

Black Math Horseman - Black Math Horseman [black metal]

Blanky - Blood Harmony [alternative]

Bosse-de-Nage - Bosse-de-Nage [black metal]

Bosse-de-Nage - ii [black metal]

Bosse-de-Nage - iii [black metal]

Bosse-de-Nage/Deafheaven - Split EP [black metal]

boybrain - In The Company of Worms [punk]

Bríi - Último Ancestral Comum [rock]

Cable Ties - All Her Plans [punk]

Callous Daoboys - Celebrity Therapist [hardcore]

Charlie Megira - Da Abtomatic Meisterzinger Mambo Chic [lo-fi]

Chat Pile - God’s Country [sludge metal]

Chat Pile - Remove Your Skin Please [sludge metal]

Chat Pile - This Dungeon Earth [sludge metal]

Chat Pile & Nerver - Brothers in Christ [sludge metal]

Cherub Tree - where are your manners [alternative]

Choncy - Community Chest [post-punk]

Corker - Falser Truths [post-punk]

Crime of Passing - Crime of Passing [post-punk]

Dark Factory - Dark Factory [new wave]

Days ‘N Daze - Rogue Taxidermy [folk punk]

Days ‘N Daze - Songs We Recorded for Splits [folk punk]

Dazy - OTHERBODY [alternative]

Deafheaven - New Bermuda [blackgaze]

Deafheaven - Sunbather [blackgaze]

Deeper - Careful! [post-punk]

Dirty Old Town - No Returning Home [alternative]

Dummy - Mandatory Enjoyment [post-punk]

dust - et cetera, etc [punk]

Eddy Arnold - Cattle Call [country]

Ekko Astral - Quartz [punk]

Ekko Astral - The Quartz Farewell [punk]

Elizabeth Colour Wheel - Nocebo [black metal]

Erik Hall - Canto Ostinato (Simeon ten Holt) [neo-classical]

Erik Hall - Music For 18 Musicians (Steve Reich) [neo-classical]

Explosions in the Sky - All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone [post-rock]

Explosions in the Sky - How Strange, Innocence [post-rock]

Ezra Furman - All of Us Flames [art rock]

Ezra Furman - Perpetual Motion People [art rock]

Ezra Furman - Transangelic Exodus [art rock]

Ezra Furman - Twelve Nudes [art rock]

Feeble Little Horse - Girl with Fish [shoegaze]

Fela Kuti - Beasts of No Nation [afrobeat]

Fela Kuti - Coffin for Head of State [afrobeat]

Fela Kuti - Expensive Shit [afrobeat]

Fela Kuti - Roforofo Fight [afrobeat]

Fela Kuti - Zombie! [afrobeat]

Feminazgûl - The Age of Men is Over [black metal]

Frail Body - A Brief Memoriam [hardcore]

Fucked Up - Dose Your Dreams [hardcore]

GEL - Only Constant [hardcore]

Genital Shame - Gathering My Wits [alternative]

Gilla Band - Live at Vicar Street [noise rock]

Godcaster - Godcaster [psychedelic rock]

Hatchie - Giving the World Away [dream pop]

hey, Ily! - Internet Breath [bedroom pop]

Hoaxed - Hoaxed [alternative]

Home is Where - i became birds [emo]

Home is Where - our mouths to smile [emo]

Home Is Where - The Whaler [emo]

Horse Lords - Comradely Objects [microtonal]

Horse Lords - Hidden Cities [microtonal]

Horse Lords - Interventions [microtonal]

Horse Lords - The Common Task [microtonal]

Hot Snakes - Automatic Midnight [post-hardcore]

Housewives - Twilight Splendor [post-punk]

Ian Noe - Between the Country [bluegrass]

illuminati hotties - FREE I.H.: This Is Not the One You’ve Been Waiting For [pop rock]

Institute - Readjusting the Locks [post-punk]

Jane’s Addiction - Nothing’s Shocking [alternative]

Jeff Rosenstock - HELLMODE [punk]

Jeff Rosenstock - No Dream [punk]

Jeff Rosenstock - POST- [punk]

Jeff Rosenstock & Laura Stevenson - Still Young [punk]

Josaleigh Pollett - In The Garden, By The Weeds [bedroom pop]

julie - pushing daisies [alternative]

Kitten Forever - 7 Hearts [riot grrrl]

Kurt Vile - b’lieve i’m goin down… [alt-country]

Lamp of Murmuur - Saturnian Bloodstorm [power metal]

Leonard Bernstein - Chichester Psalms [choral]

Leonard Cohen - New Skin for the Old Ceremony [folk]

Leonard Cohen - Songs from a Room [folk]

Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker [folk]

Liturgy - 93696 [black metal]

M(h)aol - Attachment Styles [post-punk]

M(h)aol - Gender Studies [post-punk]

Malthusian - MMXIII [black metal]

Mamaleek - Cadejos [black metal]

Mamaleek - Come and See [black metal]

Mamaleek - Diner Coffee [black metal]

Mamaleek - Those Who Pass Between Fleeting Worlds [black metal]

Mandy, Indiana - i’ve seen a way [post-punk]

MDC - Live at CBGB’s [hardcore]

MDC - Millions of Dead Children [hardcore]

MDC - Millions of Dead Cops [hardcore]

MDC - Multi-Death Corporations [hardcore]

Meat Puppets - Meat Puppets II [alternative]

Meat Puppets - Up on the Sun [alternative]

Messa - Close [hard rock]

meth. - Mother of Red Light [noise rock]

Midori - Aratamemashite, Hajimemashite, Midori Desu [hardcore jazz punk]

[dotster001]

Happy 1.5k event celebration~ Continue to do great and get the recognition you deserve and I hope you have fun writing them as well🖤🖤🖤

I'd like to try the type 3 lyrical match with Twisted Wonderland please~

My top 5 songs:

Flesh - Simon Curtis

I'm not a vampire - Falling in reverse

Rotting in Vain - Korn

Nillili Mambo - Block B

Body - Mother Mother

Event Closed

(I should do events all the time, cause y'all compliment me super hard. Anyway, I had about three million thoughts with your songs, but the main one is how flesh is such a fucking ear worm 😭 Honorable mentions to Jamil, Floyd, Lilia, and Epel)

I match you with Jade Leech.

Song One: Gate of the Abyss, Undead

I don't talk about Jade's dark side often enough on this blog. But a man who smiles sweetly as his brother breaks ribs...Anyway! Jade likes to say "you bring out his feral side", despite the fact that that's not exactly true. But he thinks it's easier to scare you off early, rather than later, when his heart is broken. If you stick around though, you'll get to experience his darkness a lot. The sea is cold, and he's used to people taking things from him, so he can be a bit of a possessive lover. I hope you're into it, cause if you are, you're in for a ride.

Song Two: Sinful Indulgence, Miura Ayme

This song works in multiple ways with Jade. First off he loves to serve. He lives to please. But only when he's in control. Especially with the ones he loves. He doesn't even mean it in a dark way (usually). It's innocent (usually). Sometimes he just knows what's better because he's so smart. So if he makes something good seem like your idea, he's helping you, and increasing your confidence. On the other hand, if you're smart enough to play the game, he'll be your humble servant.

Song Three: Phantom of the Opera

I warned you about my taste in music at the start so... He takes his moray coward instincts in an interesting way. He likes to live in the shadows. And he wants his lover to shine. So he becomes your shadow. Coaching and helping you in everything. Sometimes you don't even know it's happening, you just are easily able to get what you want, while the student you're talking to is sweating and trying to avoid looking in gold and black eyes.

Song Four: Borrowed Time

Jade is very protective of his loved ones. He'd do or give up anything for you. All he cares about is you being happy and finding a good life. Whether it's with or without him.

Song Five: Tir na Nog, Celtic Women

The lighter side of Jade's love, is that he can show you a whole new world. He'll take you on hikes with him, and point out things you'd never have noticed on your own. Nature is always otherworldly when you experience it through Jade's eyes. But be careful. It's easy to get lost in the mountains. And Jade wouldn't entirely mind getting lost with you for an eternity.

[dwtsfun]

Dancing with the Stars Season 5 Week 3: Rewatch

Hey again everyone. Like I said, we're getting back on track. It's week 3 and I'm really excited. From what I remember, this is when several couples show themselves as true contenders. So let's start.

Sabrina and Mark- Jive (Judges' Score=27, My Score=9)- This was so good and almost perfect. I have no notes outside of one kick right before the worm that was out of sync. These two are so good that the one very small mistake that they made stuck out like a sore thumb. That's it.

Cameron and Edyta- Tango (Judges' Score=23, My Score=8)- There we go. Cameron is figuring it out. He improved so much. His hold was great. His posture was amazing. I do think the character of the dance was slightly lacking for a tango, but I'm gonna attribute that to the song. Can't really do slow and passionate with The Beat Goes On. Otherwise, it was great.

Mark and Kym- Jive (Judges' Score=20, My Score=6)- Mark did a lot better tonight. He was less loosey goosey. His technique was better. He understood movement a bit more. Like CAI, I agree that he's dancing like a person that is trying to look like a dancer and not just dancing as a dancer himself. He also got lost in the middle section. He did keep going, so props to him for not giving up and fighting his way through that.

Jennie and Derek- Tango (Judges' Score=26, My Score=8)- JENNIE! YES! Okay so Jennie killed that. What a comeback. Her footwork was really really good. Jennie attacked the dance with such confidence and a fierceness that took the dance to the next level. I still want her to work on her posture more. But, this was the breakout that she needed.

Mel and Maks- Jive (Judges' Score=27, My Score=9)- Mel killed this dance. She has improved so much in such a short amount of time. Like I said at the beginning of the post, this was a special week on this particular season. Most of the couples really brought their A-game.

Wayne and Cheryl- Tango (Judges' Score=18, My Score=5)- This was Wayne's best dance of the season. I liked the mood of the dance. Wayne really had the character down pat. The dancing itself, while a little less small and steppy, still needs more work. But this was a great dance for them to leave on for sure. I'm glad they got to have this moment. Also, quick sn: I forgot how good Drew was as cohost. Someone get him on the line and bring him back!

Floyd and Karina- Jive (Judges' Score=21, My Score=7)- This was a real solid dance. Definitely his best dance so far. Floyd has all of the elements needed to be a fantastic dancer, he just has to work on the fine details. If he had just pointed his feet, this would've been straight 8s. If he straightened up his body, we could throw 9s in there. He truly has it all. It just lacks finesse right now.

Jane and Tony- Tango (Judges' Score=27, My Score=9)- This was a really beautiful dance. Jane's technique was really good. And her frame? *chef's kiss* I think I was most impressed with just how strong her hold was. I usually get on Tony's case for making his routines too soft, but it was actually perfect for this particular dance. All the best parts of Jane really got to shine. I also want to draw attention to the fact that Tony took a very backseat approach to this week with the package and the backstage interview. I miss when pros (and the host and producers) understood that we really don't need to hear too much from the pros during extremely personal moments for the celebs. They handled Jane's mother's passing so well. That is such a stark difference from the way they've handled other passings in celeb's families over the last decade of the show.

Helio and Julianne- Jive (Judges' Score=24, My Score=8)- Although this wasn't as good as his mambo, it was still a great performance. Helio did have a few mistakes and he also seemed like he was dancing through mud at moments and I'm not sure if his foot problem had something to do with that. Still as charming as ever and exudes so much fun and joy out on the floor. It just wasn't his week, but that's okay.

Marie and Jonathan- Tango (Judges' Score=26, My Score=8)- As a performance, this was so good. Marie really had the character down and gave it so much depth. The dance was also quite good as well. Two notes that I want to make. The first is that her posture was caving in. Like Len said, she needed to lift her upper body to open that back up. Also, I wish she had a bit more power through her legs. Otherwise, it was great and definitely her best dance so far.

I want to quickly say that this season reminds me of season 24 in the sense that the women were mostly ringers (to varying degrees) and the men weren't though a few had natural talent. The difference this season is that the male pros are actually getting some incredible dancing out of their partners and the male celebs haven't given up. It's very interesting to me.

My Rankings and Scores Out of 30:

1 Sabrina and Mark- 27 = Mel and Maks- 27 = Jane and Tony- 27 4 Jennie and Derek- 26 = Marie and Jonathan- 26 6 Helio and Julianne- 24 = Cameron and Edyta- 24 8 Floyd and Karina- 21 9 Mark and Kym- 18 10 Wayne and Cheryl- 16

Now the bottom 2 were Floyd and Wayne. And Wayne was sent home. I do think that it was the right decision. Like I said earlier, I'm glad they were able to go out on a high note. Next week, we'll be back again. So I will talk to you all soon!

[the-firebird69]

Watch "Hold it Porkchop 😂" on YouTube

So Saturday Frozen I couldn't move finally I moved some things around and it fell forwards and I drove right into the water and I was thinking it's deep here and I heard someone going what the f*** is he going in there for and it was him never heard it before and I'm going oh I see that's stupid. Went on the bottom I got stuck and it's better than water and they pulled it out and yeah it's rude you have to rebuild the motor wasn't worth it so I bought one of yours it wasn't the same track down this River thing that's about half as deep and the river is pretty deep it's a little deeper than what you saw the upper part of it it goes through the upper part what's a boat for some reason goes down the bottom and I gunned it and then blasted right out of it and I've never seen anything like that we've used weird tires and wide ones it just never happens and they're all wheel drive like this one I'm going to have a logs and rocks up the sides of mountains it's shaped different it's a little wider and a little bit longer and the tires are pretty Mambo you saw the tires they look like monster truck tires but there's medium size but I've never seen anything like this weirdness around this guy and engineering he's doing it himself and he's one of them one of the fathers and she is a mother and that's what they're called so it's a lot of talk that happens after that but I love those things those fat fat bears I thought I was thinking a commercial I said what sort of delusion is this is that an African device just get one and do the commercial and make some money as yourself right here the worm or Java I think it's jaba at the hutt. What's the start of company jabba the Hutt people think that I'm in human form.. so got right on it and people started making fun of me I said you watch you s*** head youd buy a piece of poop if you could. So I'm thinking about what I was saying I said last week didn't you buy dodo and they said yeah so say this week you're going to buy Java from jabba the Hutt it's going to have my picture on it

So I'm starting to form the company up I'm doing it myself and I know why and I'm starting to sell it and it's selling and it's ridiculous I don't know why a fat guy has something to do with coffee it's not right what you're saying I get the concept myself you probably do I simply figured out something I'm like a salted a big fat guy who has a brain telling people what to do and I make all these deals when I get stuff so now I want the motorcycle and hear him saying no and I have to have it because it's huge it's huge with us this is another company but it's the same company and that a few revs later and it's true I left and verified and it's fast it's loud they're bigger and meaner and very very inexpensive and your assembly partly and that's one reason why it's cheap and sells tons of them usually so I'm going to set it up I got to do this this is me and I formed a company because he looked at it and started laughing so don't make fun of me because I have a coffee company

Jabba the Hut

[radiance1]

This au takes place after, and before the LBD fight. So after LBD was defeated, when Wukong went to sleep one night he was thrust through time back to before Mk came to the mountain and became his successor, and Wukong freaked out since he just defeated LBD right? So he prevents a few things that he knows in the future from happening, such as Macaque and Mk meeting and such. So after he defeated LBD again , he was transported back to before Mk became his successor once again. So now he thinks there’s some actual Magic mambo jumbo involved and goes off in search of an artifact that can prevent this from happening again, so in that timeline he and Mk never met, no matter how much Wukong wanted to meet him, he thought that he shouldn’t get Mk involved in this and let him live a normal mortal life while he tries to fix this timeline nonsense going on.

So after Wukong tried(and failed) to find said artifact, he woke up again back at the start. So he has a somewhat mental breakdown over the fact that he’s stuck doing the same thing over and over again, with no one besides him remembering anything, and he was so trapped in his mind that he forgot that Mk comes to his mountain everytime when the timeline gets reset. So Mk’s first meeting with the Monkey King in that timeline is literally with him in the middle of a breakdown. So Mk being the kind soul he is, would try and get Wukong the help he needs. So later down that line Wukong might tell some people that he’s stuck in a time loop and has no idea how to stop it, and no one really takes it seriously and kinda brushed it off and made some little jokes about it I guess. After that he stopped trying to tell anyone.

So in one timeline, Wukong gets possessed by LBD again but this time he couldn’t really fight against her because of the amount of stress and emotions he’s currently going through. So LBD succeeded in taking over the world and Wukong had to watch as everyone he knew was killed by his hands LBD and not being able to do anything about it. So he had to watch as LBD did horrible things with his body and was consumed by guilt, anger, sadness, despair and plenty of other emotions until the timeline got reset.

Of course there’s multiple other timelines that he went through, but that one was by far the worst, and it's the one that fully broke him and his will. Now he’s just, an empty husk I guess, just going through the motions and the steps to defeating LBD and training Mk to be his successor. Of course he still cares, otherwise he wouldn’t even get involved and let LBD control the world.

Wukong throughout his multiple timeline resets just feels so alone , knowing that no one understands what he’s going through and would just brush it off if he told them. So with every new timeline he just doesn't feel the need to form emotional connections with anyone , not Macaque, Mk’s friends, DBK, PIF, and certainly not Mk himself. But try as he might, Mk still manages to worm his way into Wukong’s heart with every new timeline and every slight difference, and consequently plunging Wukong into grief and even more loneliness with every loss of Mk in previous timelines.

He never did get rid of his guilt of killing Mk, the look of absolute fear and despair on his face as he saw Wukong being possessed and just knowing that his own mentor, his hero, is what led to his death. Wukong, even after so long, still manages to see that face on every Mk in different timelines without fail, never being able to let go of his guilt and never being able to properly apologise for letting such a thing happen, so he just has to live with the overwhelming guilt and frustration at himself for so many timelines, so much that he doesn’t even tend to his body’s needs and never lets himself enjoy anything, thinking that he doesn’t deserve any joy and that this is a suitable punishment for himself, because nothing physical would ever stick with him throughout new timelines, so, why not go through the effort of it?

Wukong has perfectly crafted a mask that hides everything that he feels, so that Mk wouldn’t have to worry about him, because he doesn’t deserve anyone especially Mk to worry about him. There are some times however, when his mask cracked, with him hurriedly fixing before anyone could see. Then it just broke, once or twice, he just had a meltdown and apologised over and over and over. No one in that timeline knew who or what he was apologising for though.

Outside of Mk, Wukong never tries to make a connection between himself and others. It's just not worth it when he just doesn’t care about them. He’s long since gotten over his feelings for Macaque and barely cares about his attempts for revenge and his insults and jabs about how he killed and left him, and it's not worth the effort of working through decades of anger and pain the both of them caused each other, only to lose all that progress and start from scratch again and again. It’s just a rinse and repeat situation for him, wake up, find Mk, train him, stop Macaque and everyone else from hurting him, see the timeline where he killed him , defeat LBD and let Mk have his peace and fun as a mortal.

Wukong know’s everyone even better than themself at this point, what makes them tick, what makes them feel what they feel and so one. It’s just something he’s picked up after his years of timeline jumping and solitude, and of course it does make everyone freak out a bit, since Wukong a person they never met before(in Mk and a few others cases) know everything about them and things they never even knew about themself, it just causes them to distance themself from him and try to get Mk away from him wherever they can. And with Wukong constantly seeming happy go lucky and carefree about everything does tick them off quite a bit, Macaque and Pigsy especially, Macaque owning to his constant years of stewing in his anger at Wukong betraying him and just seeing him not care about everything they’ve been through and just remaining happy? Yea no wonder it makes him angry.  In Pigsy’s case, it's more so how Wukong constantly puts Mk in danger and even though he never got seriously hurt, he just can’t help but feel as if Wukong would get Mk killed one of these days. So no one, besides Mk likes Wukong, sure Mk’s friends would at least be nice with him as a common courtesy but that’s about it, still wouldn’t stop them from getting mad at Wukong and insulting him to his face though. It certainly doesn’t help that Wukong just takes it all with a smile on his face and then continues on like he didn’t just get told off and insulted to his face.

Wukong has gotten so good at pretending that he himself can't tell when he’s not pretending.

Mk is Wukong’s only source of comfort and the only thing that keeps Wukong from fully breaking, even if Mk doesn’t know it. He would kill himself over and over than even think of killing or bringing harm onto Mk by his hands with no hesitation. He would, quite frankly, do anything for Mk. If Mk said jump off a cliff, he would do it, if Mk said go fight LBD by himself, he would do it. If Heaven or Hell even so much as touch a hair on Mk’s head, he would instantly go to war with the both of them the same time, no matter how small the harm they did to Mk was, hell he would go against Buddha himself if he even tried to do anything to Mk

[sidetongue]

teeny angel babies 

[alatismeni-theitsa]

Have you seen the news about the fertility video Kerameos wants to put in schools for sexual education? Just plain stereotyping, propaganda about women having a purpose to have children so the population on Greece won't decline....

I am out of words honestly such a close minded video....people don't want to because economically they can't afford to even raise themselves and struggle to pay bills and taxes, find a secure job and salary.

They shouldn't then complain when many greeks live the country to leave aboard 😒

OHH GOD THEY ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

(source)

1) Why would you tell middle school and high school how to be parents from now? 2) The title is a can of worms: "Prenatal Education, preparation for parenthood, Sexuality-Fertility-Parenthood, an inseparable unit."

An inseparable unit??? Seriously??

It is stated that the mother, in addition to her blood, passes on to the fetus her thoughts, spiritual food or that all the diseases of the child, even if they manifest decades later, are related to pregnancy!!! The fuck???

They throw the whole blame of an unwanted pregnancy to a woman, even after a r*pe, AND the whole responsibility for the child's WHOLE life! I mean, sure the developmental stage of pregnancy is very important and you shouldn't smoke or drink while pregnant, but these women just invented stuff out of nowhere!! Some conditions or changes are just hereditary, they have to do with genes, not what happened when one was in the belly!

That point of view is also very ableist. Their thoughts must be like "Oh you're autistic? Your mother must have done something while she was pregnant to you. We should take care in pregnancy so our children don't come out autistic" JUST... EWW

Also that not-so-subtle anti-abortion message was another yikes!!

In their page, the Insitute spews more bullshit. For example, they say that "the male child came out gay because the mother wanted a girl"!!!!

And that having per-marital sex, many partners "are the Western type of life that violates nature"!! They mention it because they impede the chances of pregnancy.

To my knowledge the medical procedure of abortion can sometimes make it harder to conceive if a medical mistake happens during the process (and if a woman does it at home by herself where it's more dangerous), but here it's so poorly phrased and not informative at all! They have no idea, actually. They just spit mambo jambo

SERIOUSLY CAN THEY GO FUCK OFF A CLIFF

"Instead of teaching sex education in schools, [Kerameos] gives permission to send high school videos with theories of "the unborn child" to enter the country's high schools. She identifies the woman with the womb, blames the pregnant woman for her choices."

But the good news!! They won't enter the schools!

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

Just spent 5 minutes being hissed and wormed at while changing out Mambo’s water and looking for his shed.

Good news!

An almost intact shed for the little skrunkly man. I’ve also padded out his box hide with kitchen roll so he’ll maybe use it more. I also evicted a tiny money spider from it too.

[id: 2 pictures of Mambo, the baby light brown and cream western hognose sitting on Juniper’s hand, and a picture of his shed]

[finiffy]

-Irrational fear of baconaisse

-fear of spiders

-scared of how calm gears is

-pities bright

-misses kondraki whenever hes out on the field

-is the reason why foundation has interns

-shares a brandy with gears at Christmas

-can break the 4th wall

-adamant about wearing socks

-has a bed in his office

-phd in neurochemistry, psychology, and psychopharmacy

-respects his assisstants

-plays bioshock

-has "CAPTAIN SHITHEAD" on his ID

-adamant that people wear clip-on ties

-studies thaumatology

-all talk no walk with horizontal mambo

-good with kids

-crush on angelina jolie

-GERDS

-meows back at cats

-owns an otomatome

-always carries a first aid kit

-has a seminar on teaching victims of violence to fight back

-was a band kid

-encourages people to create

-kicked someone from the ethics committee in the dick

-lucio main in overwatch

-happy drunk

-puts gatorade in various chemical bottles and drinks it to scare people

-uses the word THOT and has no clue what it means

-gets pranked by MTF hes trained, Draven is the mastermind

-after cornwall was over with the was he spoke about l*lly slowly devolved to the point he just refers to her as "fishy"

-math nerd

-no depth perception

-stutters and babbles about absolutely anything he can

-banned from calling 096 and 173 "the munch n crunch team"

-pineapple and anchovy pizza topped with cinnamon bark, grease, and motor oil.

-doesnt know how to use a coffee machine

-plays dont starve with his assisstants

-will use a spray bottle of water on his assisstants

-bad at giving haircuts, loves giving them.

-listens to jack stauber

Holy shit I actually like a majority of this a lot??? Some of these are going to give me brain worms for a while, I am saving this list